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[–]tragopanic 9 points10 points ago

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He was later released fro jail.

[–]BearSole 2 points3 points ago

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He was a cut above the other criminals.

[–]flowstoneknight 2 points3 points ago

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His appointment was cut short.

[–]dilligasatall 1 point2 points ago

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I thought that was a typo for about 5 seconds until i caught on...

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[–]Drunken_Economist 2 points3 points ago

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Halfro

[–]easycumeasyhoe 1 point2 points ago

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I like his name.. his parents were very clever.

[–]ALKINDA 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST

[–]smokiblues 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't that crazy. I'm a black guy so i see this all the time....the hairdo not the arrest thingy.

[–]Portashotty 0 points1 point ago

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Completely normal, if you ask me. I know a guy who doesn't mind grocery shopping with only half of his legs braided.

[–]baker875 0 points1 point ago

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Thats how i look when i wake up

[–]OODanK 0 points1 point ago

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Oddly enough, it really doesnt sound that much different... Afro ...Halfro

[–]DVDAmoog 0 points1 point ago

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2 first names and a half-assed hair cut

[–]Ben_geee 0 points1 point ago

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Cut red-handed...

[–]dugfunne 0 points1 point ago

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Proud and or embarrassed to say I reside in the same state as this guy

[–]spyderp 0 points1 point ago

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its the half-ro

[–]Smdsmdsmd 0 points1 point ago

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His parents were extra creative with his name

[–]BLACKOUT911 0 points1 point ago

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he decided he likes the "halfro" style