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[–]WinPhiz 464 points465 points ago

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Oh no, they are on to us. My dog does it too!

[–]irawwwr 99 points100 points ago

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so sassy

[–]hey_wheres_perry 101 points102 points ago

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so classy

[–]cook94j 28 points29 points ago

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So... Slassy?

[–]VoiceofJonBenjamin 160 points161 points ago

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So Lassie

[–]BaconIsRelevant 34 points35 points ago

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Bacon.

[–]fartuckyfartbandit 30 points31 points ago

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Dog's don't know it's not real bacon.

[–]thechilipepper0 4 points5 points ago

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So, France is Bacon.

[–]I_Think_Alot 1 point2 points ago

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this is the only valid response.

[–]Boness 1 point2 points ago

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That's So Raven.

[–]WinPhiz 40 points41 points ago

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Funny thing is, he is quite the asshole (lovable, at least). I did this for him a while back (same picture) kind of ties in with the other dog meme about shitting on the carpet. Ah the joys of pet ownership.

[–]ohwai 5 points6 points ago

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Can your dog teach my dog how to pile diarrhea?

[–]skakruk 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Xeon06 56 points57 points ago

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[–]SynthemescTheX 17 points18 points ago

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This better become a thing.

[–]bombwithrobots 14 points15 points ago

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What's a Manimal? Are they always gentle?

[–]jconsumer 4 points5 points ago

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[–]chaitan94 2 points3 points ago

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Dafaq?

[–]Dazbme 42 points43 points ago

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[–]hupcapstudios 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Polycube 31 points32 points ago

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You guys are lucky, this is all my dog does.

[–]Suz73 1 point2 points ago

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Omg so cute! What kind of dog is this?

[–]cykovisuals 1 point2 points ago

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I can smell your dog's breath from here! ;)

[–]ettenyl29 10 points11 points ago

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Steve sits up too

[–]BonoboUK 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like he's comforting someone who has just been dumped.

[–]Envia 1 point2 points ago

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Yours is totally doing doing OH HAI THAR! or otherwise known as 'ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME MRS WHOEVER look :) super cute...

[–]benchmarke 1 point2 points ago

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"Why hello there..."

[–]Lucky75 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like he's asking for a drink at a bar...

[–]HoovesonCobblestone 1 point2 points ago

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again...human.

[–]coleosis1414[!] 1 point2 points ago

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It's the most interesting dog in the world.

[–]TimothyGonzalez 1 point2 points ago

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I'm now imagining these two dogs sitting across from eachother, discussing politics and cricket.

[–]shakensunshine 551 points552 points ago

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There should be a subreddit for animals looking proper as fuck.

[–]SeaweedWater 289 points290 points ago*

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[–]VikingMop 165 points166 points ago

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Tried it, hoping it was a real subreddit... I'm really fucking disappointed.

[–]Duramax159 183 points184 points ago

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So make it a subreddit, slacker.

[–]JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 132 points133 points ago

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I'll allow it.

[–]a_haar 18 points19 points ago

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It's not often you see a novelty account with a cake day!

[–]HADJEE 35 points36 points ago

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Except for those days where you see a novelty account on its cake day.

[–]PraetorianXVIII 5 points6 points ago

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which are not often seen

[–]panky117 12 points13 points ago

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[r/gentlemanimals](reddit.com/r/gentlemanimals)

you're all lazy as fuck

[–]account512 14 points15 points ago

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That's some good work there.

[–]jdk 97 points98 points ago

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It is now. Mwahahahahahaha.

[–]Nextasy 42 points43 points ago

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20 minutes, 85 readers. Not bad.

[–]DankDarko 42 points43 points ago

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1 hour, 301 readers. Quite the interest in proper animals. Yes...quite.

[–]UnfoundHero 1 point2 points ago

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Holy crap, that's almost as much as /r/rollercoasters, and that's been a subreddit for a while.

[–]thedrivingcat 13 points14 points ago

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/r/rollercoasters started pretty slowly, peaked early, and it's been all downhill since then.

[–]Lucky75 1 point2 points ago

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1300+ now, ridiculous.

[–]izzybel12 20 points21 points ago

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You beat me to it. I submitted a picture though!

[–]HollowNinja 10 points11 points ago

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Subscribed.

[–]jonny_toronto 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe I witnessed the birth of a new subreddit with my own eyes!

[–]BurntFlower 1 point2 points ago

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3 hours and more than 800 readers. Wow.

[–]cptncrnch 1 point2 points ago

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Why not make the dog who started it all into the official logo?

[–]PostSincerity 19 points20 points ago

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I can't stop reading that as gentle Manimals.

[–]Strug-ga-ling 31 points32 points ago

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Sounds more like a subreddit for beastiality fans.

[–]schwerpunk 14 points15 points ago

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Hey, we don't judge. Some of these beasts are smooth operators.

[–]jconsumer 1 point2 points ago

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That's why I've been afraid to look at this sub r/AnimalPorn/

[–]ddthegreat 6 points7 points ago

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yes! just upvoted everything in r/gentlemanimals this better become a thing!!!

[–]9ren 1 point2 points ago

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/r/gentlemanimals

protip: include the first "/" in "/r/subreddit" and reddit auto-linkrophizes it.

EDIT whoa, 34 submissions, 338 subscribers already

[–]Bouncingsoles 161 points162 points ago

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Yea, then I would have a place to post mine.

[–]jdk 36 points37 points ago

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Ask and you shalt receive. Your sweet karma awaits you, kind sir.

[–]PrecisePrecision 40 points41 points ago

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Make me a mod I've wanted to mod this subreddit for 19 minutes now please do it please oh my god

[–]Bugsybear 1 point2 points ago

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GENTLEMANIMALS?! Fuck yea!!

[–]IReactWithAnimalPics 5 points6 points ago

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[–]HeBoughtALot 1 point2 points ago

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A human being disguised as a dog; level: Rick Baker.

[–]condalitar 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Beefandpickles 162 points163 points ago

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This is my dog. His name is Beefis. He is a Llasa apso.

[–]DjDelarge[S] 147 points148 points ago

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Haha! Now I know your account name!

[–]jdk 78 points79 points ago

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That was a great play to smoke her out!

[–]alokococoa 46 points47 points ago

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NOW KISS.

...it kind of loses its effect when the two people have been doing it.

[–]ZeekySantos 8 points9 points ago

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Maybe "Now stalk each other's posts"?

[–]RememberWhoYouAre 8 points9 points ago

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Beefandpickle's history. Next to nothing. What are you so excited about. ಠ_ಠ

[–]DjDelarge[S] 48 points49 points ago

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You're right, now I'm disappointed. I was hoping for some /r/gonewild submissions.

[–]ftc08 35 points36 points ago

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Or, you could just, you know, call her and see it in person?

[–]TabascoQuesadilla 4 points5 points ago

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[–]staffell 2 points3 points ago*

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Maybe it hasn't progressed that far yet.

[–]Wepp 8 points9 points ago

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So were we.

[–]gleefulmidget 8 points9 points ago

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You know when the boyfriend is looking for GW posts that it's a healthy relationship!

[–]SaltyBabe 2 points3 points ago

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OH SHIT!

[–]Himura251 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Bitter_Idealist 4 points5 points ago

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OMG. That sly look is too much! He needs a pipe, top hat and monocle!

[–]richlizard24 6 points7 points ago

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My fiance also has a llasa apso, named Prince, who has that same exact toy! We call it his "baby" and he treats it as such. Prince will take it with him wherever he goes and he will growl at you like crazy if you try to take it away from him. Mention "food" or "cookies" though and he will drop it without a thought.

http://i.imgur.com/1sd5o.jpg

Prince is on the left and Diamond, a mix, is on the right. They desperately need haircuts.

[–]smemolo 1 point2 points ago

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TIL I have a Lhasa Apso instead of a Shih Tzu.

http://i.imgur.com/PvpcE.jpg

[–]Himura251 47 points48 points ago

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[–]MoButtah 24 points25 points ago

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That dog is giving an intervention. "Sean, you have a problem."

[–]ThreeFourChaChaCha 20 points21 points ago

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"I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus..."

[–]flight404 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]scootteddy 5 points6 points ago

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This one's stoned.

[–]ThreeFourChaChaCha 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, he's mulling hard alright.

[–]Kickawesome 1 point2 points ago

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Looks old and wise

[–]Tamil_Tigger 1 point2 points ago

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Dat Stache

[–]phreakz0r 86 points87 points ago

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My dog... also... does it...

[–]BurntFlower 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for the laughs!

[–]MaleMaldives 1 point2 points ago

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I like this picture more then the op's.

[–]firstpairofboots 22 points23 points ago

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It's the real life Brian Griffin.

[–]shesang 64 points65 points ago

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Your girlfriend's dog clearly needs to be friends with my dog.

[–]DjDelarge[S] 26 points27 points ago

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I could see the two getting together for a bowl of tea and discussing the physics of chew toys as projectiles.

[–]_Aether 1 point2 points ago

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Now kiss!

[–]jdk 6 points7 points ago

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Post it here, for science!

[–]comment_when_drunk 1 point2 points ago

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This. This is a dog.

[–]Thoraxe 215 points216 points ago

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I can't find my chew toy... it's blue

[–]DjDelarge[S] 33 points34 points ago

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I don't get it...

Ohhh... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]reposter_ 43 points44 points ago

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Way funnier than any meme I've ever read.

[–]tisharoo 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, you had me laughing for a half hour. I had to walk away from reddit for the night. You win.

[–]raraparooza 16 points17 points ago

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Hah, he thinks he's people.

[–]welltheresAbacon 43 points44 points ago

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[–]Italian07 47 points48 points ago

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that looks like a picture an author would use for their book

[–]BillStickers99 6 points7 points ago

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"Oh hai there, welcome back to the show."

[–]offconstantly 30 points31 points ago

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Most interesting dog in the world

[–]HITLERS_NUTSACK 10 points11 points ago

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Look of disapproval dog.

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[–]RoflCopter4 6 points7 points ago

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Somebody has to do it.

[–]jamesthejim 12 points13 points ago

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Hey everybody! This guy has a girl friend!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This should always be the first comment.

[–]mbden 91 points92 points ago

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[–]DjDelarge[S] 72 points73 points ago

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Beefis is a gentleman, he doesn't shit on the carpet.

[–]RoflCopter4 18 points19 points ago

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Only on the table for a dog of his class.

[–]splooshy 1 point2 points ago

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Excellent name selection.

[–]timmmmmm 5 points6 points ago

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It's the worst when they shit on the shag carpet. "Oh the hardwood only takes a quick second to wipe up? Imma go ahead and curse you with hours of scrubbing my feces out of this carpet."

fuckin' dogs

[–]losthoughts 9 points10 points ago

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He looks like he's judging me.

[–]TheBigBadDuke 20 points21 points ago

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He clearly is not amused about your presence.

[–]actusual 21 points22 points ago

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"what are your intentions with my Jenna?"

[–]imvince626 20 points21 points ago

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My pup would love to chit chat with yours! http://i.imgur.com/w7Ptb.jpg

[–]jdk 1 point2 points ago

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/r/gentlemanimals would love to have the grace of your caniness.

[–]PeL520 29 points30 points ago

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[–]Wepp 3 points4 points ago

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[–]cheezewhizard 7 points8 points ago

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Dog Draper

[–]Geno098 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Atario 7 points8 points ago

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[–]stepheeenie 7 points8 points ago

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"Stay furry, my friends."

[–]doesntakethehighroad 7 points8 points ago

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[–]famousright 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Duramax159 18 points19 points ago

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What do you mean, you people?...

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Non white dogs.

[–]majikstranger 45 points46 points ago

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This has meme potential

[–]FUCK_YOU_ASSHOL 29 points30 points ago

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http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3obg80/

How about this?

*No wait,

[–]ThreeFourChaChaCha 11 points12 points ago*

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http://www.quickmeme.com/Worry-Mutt/

[A link to create caption if you want]

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[–]ozzman54 8 points9 points ago

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My dog sits proper as well. http://i.imgur.com/gGJfb.jpg

[–]StarlightN 5 points6 points ago

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Bichon Frise type is silently and condescendingly judging his owners choice of boyfriend.

Also, someone needs to make it a 'Deal with it' gif.

[–]Anthropophobiac 4 points5 points ago

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This should be in /r/aww (◠◡◠)

[–]j0nnyquest 5 points6 points ago

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I'd like to tip my hat to you and introduce you to my pup Marley. He brought you a flower on Valentine's Day.

[–]marysville 3 points4 points ago

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Someone please put a top hat and monocle on that bitch.

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[–]gungywamp 1 point2 points ago

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Ctrl-f "ron swanson". Was not dissapoint.

[–]Orbixx 2 points3 points ago

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That looks like a Lhasa-apso.

[–]AndyDwyer 2 points3 points ago

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One upvote just isn't enough for this.

[–]MisterSanitation 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like you disgust him..

[–]dingo74 2 points3 points ago

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haha that dog is a person.

[–]ZombieDJ 2 points3 points ago

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He thinks hes people

[–]minidrumset 2 points3 points ago

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The worst part is - he's not angry, just disappointed

[–]jsnizz 2 points3 points ago

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This is uncanny, my dog looks just like this (maybe dirtier) and she has that exact same blue dog toy.. WHATS GOING ON

[–]Andrew_Jay 1 point2 points ago

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So, what are your intentions with my owner, young man?

[–]dollarglis 1 point2 points ago*

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Shit. Is that creepy blue thing still right behind me?

[–]dagoon79 1 point2 points ago

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I love it, the dog looks like " this asshole is banging my master again... great!"

[–]Crybe 1 point2 points ago

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Odd question, where did your girlfriend get her dog? Not in Grimsby Ontario by any chance. This dog looks like mine.

[–]Zirh 1 point2 points ago

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OP is a poko

[–]iGGlass 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like a sad little boy that was turned into a dog by a witch.

[–]Imaladybug 1 point2 points ago

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That dog's got some 'tude. He apparently thinks you are and interloper. Watch yourself.

[–]HelpMeThink 1 point2 points ago

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1337 upvotes as of writing this.

I'm just sayin'...

[–]LudwigVonMeatwagon 1 point2 points ago

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something makes me feel like this should be Ron Swanson's dog

[–]Nickster93 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my dog that's awesome

[–]CookieMonstar 1 point2 points ago

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"I don't always see my owners boyfriend, but when I do, I pose for a picture.

Then hide his shoes."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Sup bro"

[–]SteadyChillin 1 point2 points ago

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It's pictures like these that make me believe in reincarnation.

Only as pets they remember being people but suffer the consequences of their actions.

[–]YOU_MEME_ME_DO_THIS 1 point2 points ago*

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Just so we're clear.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa what the FUCK, that's MY girlfriends couch and MY girlfriends dog. You're a dead man.

[–]Your_lost_dog 1 point2 points ago

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You're not my real dad

[–]prophet420 1 point2 points ago

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Usually, I steer clear of pictures of pets, but this, this is worthy of the front page.

[–]Anathema47 1 point2 points ago

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Brian IRL.

[–]TT4T 1 point2 points ago

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I don't always go to my girlfriend's house, but when I do it's in my dreams.

[–]chunsber 1 point2 points ago

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"Get me my ascot, and stop pointing that silly camera at me"

[–]upwithwhich 1 point2 points ago

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He thinks he's people.

[–]Plenty_Of_Goodybags 1 point2 points ago

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He's all like, "Hey, listen. While she's in the bathroom getting ready let's get to know each other. Now, I know you're doing a great job as a boyfriend but truth is she's only happy when i'm happy. So look, as long as you come by with a bag full of bacon strips and maybe a new chew toy one and awhile, i'll make sure to keep her nice and cheery for yah. How bout it pal?"

[–]bonamigi 1 point2 points ago

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Draper-ing or Drap-ing, whatever that new Internet sensation is called

[–]maxxtraxx 1 point2 points ago

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A blurry, out of focus awesome picture.

[–]MEANMUTHAFUKA 1 point2 points ago

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Yo - grab me a beer out the fridge dawg and I'll tell you a story about how I knotted a bitch...

[–]Caesar_Epicus 1 point2 points ago

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"Fuck you lookin' at?"

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 1 point2 points ago

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The dog disapproves of your relationship.

[–]tastescrunchy 1 point2 points ago

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i just think its unfortunate that you don't always go to your girlfriend's house =/

[–]SA1L 1 point2 points ago

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You should know... http://i.imgur.com/AmWp5.jpg

[–]NathanExplosions 1 point2 points ago

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I always go to your girlfriend's house.

[–]Abyssalstudios 1 point2 points ago

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I don't always sit like a human, but when I do, I look good doing it.

[–]kittybubbles 1 point2 points ago

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Does this mean my cat is really a dog? It would explain a lot of odd behavior...

[–]PerfectFifth 1 point2 points ago

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Awwwe he think's he's people.

[–]ballerjones 1 point2 points ago

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My kitty sits like a ganster on the couch. She doesn't want to take any of your bullshit.

[–]Wet_Paint 1 point2 points ago

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I don't always post picture of dogs on reddit, but when I do it's to discreetly flaunt that I have a girlfriend.

[–]rasta_lion 1 point2 points ago

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I'm waiting for the meme to come out

[–]Sarah_Connor 1 point2 points ago

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Dog says:

You are having sex with my master. We must talk.

[–]LestrDaBootyMolestr 1 point2 points ago

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He's sizing you up. He wants to know if you're worthy enough to take out his bitch.

[–]stashdot 1 point2 points ago

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That is the James Dean of dogs.

[–]FlapJackDickPants 1 point2 points ago

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If you touch her pussy, I will bite you.

[–]jerrifus 1 point2 points ago

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What are your intentions with my master?

[–]silentmikhail 1 point2 points ago

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"The Fuck you looking at? Leave me alone I'm trying to watch tv. I get enough of you as it is"

[–]color_thine_fate 1 point2 points ago

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Times are tough, kid. Here, sit down; lemme pour you a drink. JENNY. WHERE DID YOU PUT MY FUCKING SCOTCH.

[–]sephirothFFVII 1 point2 points ago

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He thinks he's people

[–]redthat2 1 point2 points ago

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I'll just leave this here: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3obkl3/

[–]Euphorial0 1 point2 points ago

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That is frighteningly human....

[–]1angrydad 1 point2 points ago

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Filed under "creepy"

[–]Off_course 1 point2 points ago

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Y U NO FOCUS?

[–]scibuff 1 point2 points ago

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Is the dog the blueish thing on the couch next to you girlfriend?