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[–]wedineinhell 54 points55 points ago

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Hipster Stephen Hawking http://imgur.com/R0pFa

[–]jackcatalyst 1 point2 points ago

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Goddammit I'm going to hell.

[–]Rangourthaman_ 1 point2 points ago

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I think Stephen would probably think this was funny as well.

[–]paranoidbeemer 15 points16 points ago

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Only one of these is acceptable.

Sort of my reaction when I look at this.

[–]krazykarter 2 points3 points ago

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scroll scroll scroll...

BLADE RUNNER UMBRELLA!!!!

[–]SleazySnake 1 point2 points ago

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Star Wars bath robe!!!

[–]ellomate 4 points5 points ago

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It finally happened, I know the girl on the right.

[–]DanielBoe 1 point2 points ago

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In that case, tell her how stupid that haircut looks. Thomas A. Edison that looks stupid..

[–]Emsleby 0 points1 point ago

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I recognise her, but I don't know why?

[–]UnknownArchive 13 points14 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Everybody does it 5coms 129pts 21hrs gifs
duck face 0coms -1pt 1mo gifs
Stephen Hawking posing with the gurls! 0coms -5pts 1mo gifs
hawkface 1com -1pt 1mo funny
Sooooo, I'm going to hell. Who's coming with me? 2coms -1pt 1mo funny
Duck face? No thanks, I prefer the "Hawk face" 1com 2pts 1mo funny
what chu know 'bout HAWK FACE 36coms 954pts 1mo funny
I feel absolutely terrible for laughing so hard at this 50coms 605pts 1mo funny
Smartest duckface ever 2coms -8pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Steven_Mocking 1 point2 points ago

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Balls

[–]Hidesratheism 1 point2 points ago

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Girl on right is Predator-esque

[–]Renmauzuo 4 points5 points ago

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Fortunately, those girls probably don't give a shit about your acceptance.

[–]phukka 10 points11 points ago

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Actually...

I'm sure, as they're likely high schoolers, they give ENTIRELY too many shits about his acceptance.

[–]nallvf 2 points3 points ago

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High school girls (and boys), while typically very concerned with acceptance, still likely don't care that some users on Reddit find their picture poses 'unacceptable'.

[–]xmod2 0 points1 point ago

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The proper way to troll as you get older is to not dislike their behavior, but remark on how cool you think it is and then attempt to emulate it.

[–]Renmauzuo 5 points6 points ago

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Acceptance in general, sure, but I doubt they are going to lose any sleep over anonymous folks on Reddit complaining about duckfaces.

[–]easycumeasyhoe 5 points6 points ago

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It's funny cuz Stephen Hawking can't move like that..

[–]lehypnotic 7 points8 points ago

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Its funny because Stephen Hawking always looks like that

[–]Dapwell 10 points11 points ago

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It's funny because its on reddit.

[–]lehypnotic -3 points-2 points ago

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I would still have to explain why i laughed to god no matter where i seen it

[–]Anthropophobiac 1 point2 points ago

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I feel terrible for laughing at that, but it was funny.

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

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Am I a horrible person for imagining Stephen Hawking blowing up a bubble from chewing gum by the way his cheeks are inflated and lips closed together?

[–]dariussquared 1 point2 points ago

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i suppose it's relative; i was imagining a three-way, but yah you're a monster.

[–]Alchy919 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed

[–]TrueMilli 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Brett42 1 point2 points ago

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Stop telling women this is stupid. You will remove a quick way to sort them.

[–]nancylikestoreddit 0 points1 point ago

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Duckface is a result of women trying to make it appear as if they have fuller lips.

[–]science_is_manly 0 points1 point ago

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Bang

[–]Lilkounchry 0 points1 point ago

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BANG BANG! Got em'!

[–]SenselessNoise 0 points1 point ago

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I call it a Hawking Face.

[–]meancommentredditor 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck your duckface

[–]Andrewfortywinks 0 points1 point ago

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i know the girl on the left. theyre not in high school and not from california. yes, shes aware of this pictures minor internet fame and thinks its funny.

also, i like pancakes.

[–]falsepanic 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, so this is what Hawking was referring to as P-Branes in The Universe in a Nutshell.

[–]dean_c 0 points1 point ago

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I d i d n o t s e e t h a t c o m i n g

[–]JamzyBoy08 0 points1 point ago

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Seems legit But hell if i know

[–]abeuntstudiainmores 0 points1 point ago

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... I'd beat...

[–]tw547 0 points1 point ago

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Original duck face suckers, ORIGINAL.

[–]cynicalstarr 0 points1 point ago

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so like..why do girls do that face?

[–]specialkink 0 points1 point ago

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No. It is never acceptable. And neither are hot anyway.

[–]Great_Zarquon 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Man...if I got my jimmies rustled because of what someone else did in their photos....I would be incredibly sad with nothing going on in my life.

[–]Mikay55 0 points1 point ago

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I pick the one on the lef- Oh god nevermind

[–]AndyDwyer 0 points1 point ago

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Duckface. Nothing is acceptable,

[–]GIJOE25 -1 points0 points ago

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I know the girl on the right, she went to my high school...

[–]awesomedave680 0 points1 point ago

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GPS?

[–]GIJOE25 1 point2 points ago

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Yup Good ol' south.

[–]riversofgore -1 points0 points ago

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I'm pretty sure I know the girl on left. If from Cali we may be right.

[–]guywhoyoubarelyknow -2 points-1 points ago

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Is it the hot one?

[–]GnarlyMonkey10 -2 points-1 points ago

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The real question here is, what the FUCK are they doing out of the kitchen?

[–]Ruined534 -1 points0 points ago

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Why does this frequent repost have so many views? HAVE YOU NO HONOR?

[–]anttonoo -1 points0 points ago

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Only one of these are acceptable*

Downvotes to the left.

[–]Baardi -1 points0 points ago

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are*

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[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

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Did you seriously come to a random post to put up a link to some book?

Faggot.