Unicorn preg--- what?

KakashiFNGRL · 7 months

I thought unicorns didn't grow the spike until they were like 2 years old? I must have been misinformed by wikipedia again...

DalekCaek · 7 months

Baby unicorn horns look pretty blunt.

Though maybe Mrs. Cake's scars healed relatively quickly.

withoutcats · 7 months

So THAT'S why they are extinct

DeFex · 7 months

This raises an obvious question about narwhals.

Gecko99 · 7 months

Here is what a baby rhinoceros looks like. Unicorns would presumably do something similar with their horn, unless the sharp horns are the reason why we don't see unicorns around very much anymore.

AllTheseApples · 7 months

Please don't find a pony thread, please don't find a pony thread.

no pony thread found.

yay

digiit · 7 months

Why does the unicorn have boobs..?

debman · 7 months

Awww, it's bucking. How sweet

On_The_Grass · 7 months

Welcome to Reddit. The singular source for educated debate over the growth characteristics of unicorns' horns.

bpingry · 7 months

Nsfw?

ohlookaregisterbutto · 7 months

Ew gross, crotch boobs or GTFO!

Ryugi · 7 months

The horn would be the same as the hooves, or like horns on rhinos. They don't solidify until after birth...

cybrrrr · 7 months

UNICORN BOOBIES!!

progfan727 · 7 months

This is terribly misleading, everybody knows that unicorns don't grow a horn until they hit puberty. Before this, they are passed off as regular ponies.

sirbruce · 7 months

Source

portalscience · 7 months

This belongs on r/funny, hilarious.

smoothmann · 7 months

Looks like an Adventure Time character

Sonic_Dah_Hedgehog · 7 months

I would be more worried about the babies outward trip.

Dulljack · 7 months

The baby comes with its own c-section.

PoisonSnow · 7 months

FALSE! The horn grows after birth during the early stages of development alongside walking and communication!

zguy23 · 7 months

At least it's not the first time she's been penatrated

doesnotexist1000 · 7 months

Eggs. they lay eggs.

drmonkeyfish · 7 months

I have the weirdest boner right now

lawnninja · 7 months

This could have been avoided if they weren't so horny.

MindlessDream · 7 months

What do you mean 'what?' WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

Constam · 7 months

Hmm. Looks like it ate another partially grown unicorn.

KuragoHundo · 7 months

So... That is why we don't see many unicorns around... Also, Valdermort.

GrayStudios · 7 months

I thought this was from r/mylittlepony. *shudder

[deleted] · 7 months

uuuh, unicorn tits

[deleted] · 7 months

oh no that would be a... nightmare

Aleril_Antarai · 7 months

Maybe the horn is blunter in the womb

rickatnight11 · 7 months

Please add a NSFW tag for those sweet, sweet, unicorn tittays.

fatlenny75 · 7 months

No wonder they went extinct....

rockinadios · 7 months

Hahahaha oh my god that is the worst thing I have ever seen

s1medieval · 7 months

I think I felt it ki- OH SHIT

kazorek · 7 months

When I saw this I was like "Gross! Downvote! ... Oh it's posted in WTF... Cool. Cool, cool, cool."

deityofanime · 7 months

Then the letter burrow out and eat the mother. The circle of life.

[deleted] · 7 months

Nooo they're like rhinos, not born with horns...

Tripper24 · 7 months

Has anyone ever thought this might have led to the unicorns disappearing

Bac-ILL-us · 7 months

What's wtf about this? Unicorns get pregnant all the time.

naoptovke · 7 months

I guess unicorns are like sucking dick: the idea sounds nice until you get down to the smelly, pokey details.

Brisco_County_III · 7 months

Oh come now, the horn is soft when the young are born, and typically lies to the left or right immediately after birth. As the young foal adapts to the outside world, the horn slowly hardens and assumes the normal, erect orientation.

3rdcoastrep · 7 months

This made me cry

Salva_Veritate · 7 months

Nice subliminal upvote arrows.

silent_p · 7 months

I don't think there are any animals that are born with horns. Or antlers. Moose, deer, rhinos, goats, bulls. They grow their horns and antlers later on in life.

kolossal · 7 months

That would make sense if there werent real animals with horns already, like the rhinoceros and bulls you know?

toastyone · 7 months

This WILL be a tattoo.

Zophory · 7 months

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

Todomanna · 7 months

Ooh, unicorn boobies.

hurrbarr · 7 months

this would not be selected for

totalchaos · 7 months

Hahahahahaha yes!

KarmaAintRlyMyAttitu · 7 months

that is not evolutionarily stable, according to Richard Dawkins.

thomasjs · 7 months

And this is why horned animals don't grow theirs until after they are born.

minecrafter69 · 7 months

Am I messed up if I laughed at that more than I WTF'd?

DJffeJ · 7 months

False, the giraffe is the only animal born with horns.

StreetKidNamedDesire · 7 months

That unicorn probably just finished watching Alien, too

i_do_whaiwant · 7 months

That is just....brutal.

Memyselfsomeotherguy · 7 months

Nope.

KaptainKershaw · 7 months

Uhh..NSFW?

superextreme · 7 months

Possibly /r/clopclop worthy?

UnicornReality · 7 months

This was drawn by a friend of mine, Kelly Angel, for a pregnant friend. She didn't have a unicorn sadly, just a baby girl.

Drink_Clorox_and_Die · 7 months

why does that thing have nipples? thats the worst part about this...

eatmoarpies · 7 months

Bella?

i_describe_content · 7 months

This seems to be some sort of art featuring a pregnant unicorn with its unicorn son/daughter beginning the unicorn birthing process. You can see the babies horn exiting the stomach, and a joyous expression on the mothers face. Please note how well drawn and accurate this depiction of unicorn birth is.

videosharer69 · 7 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyxatJ6rBFM

RogerBoris · 7 months

So that's how rhinoceros pregnancy looks like ? I don't upvote something where you need to shut your brain offline in order to be funny.

heerus · 7 months

fake and gay

Wilburre · 7 months

Oh, /r/mylittlepony will enjoy this. Posting it there now.

Pinkie-Cakes · 7 months

This seems like it belongs in /r/spacedicks?

lonew0lf_ · 7 months

Oh, so that's how they became extinct.

WTF

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