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[–]Maxables 302 points303 points ago

Expected a gif of people fucking.

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[–]CptFancyPantaloons 44 points45 points ago

The first second I thought he was ripping her clothes off.

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

The last second I thought that was a really tiny guy. Then I realize the girl is probably even smaller than that.

[–]jaxspider 10 points11 points ago

[–]trampus1 26 points27 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/rule34+NSFW_gif

Learned that trick in a comment a couple hours ago.

[–]Hyperian 10 points11 points ago

you are a god among men.

[–]katsuya_kaiba 1 point2 points ago

Sees Steve Irwin / stingray picture WHAT THE FUCK!?

[–]Jess_than_three 13 points14 points ago

Yeah. This wasn't a fucking gif at all.

[–]feureau 7 points8 points ago

Commenting so I can find this later in case someone posts a gif of people fucking

[–]gistak 3 points4 points ago

Does no one know about saving a thread or comment?

[–]Arbybeay 2 points3 points ago

You mean with Reddit Enhancement Suite?

[–]gistak 4 points5 points ago

Even without RES, you can save a post.

[–]Arbybeay 0 points1 point ago

Darn. I've been with Res for so long, I can't remember what normal Reddit is like.

[–]fuckinDEAD 14 points15 points ago

[–]supergamer1123 7 points8 points ago

The faq?

[–]DirtyBojanglez 0 points1 point ago

Is that man? Is that a human man?

[–]Noahcarr 0 points1 point ago

I thought so... Then I recognized the gif...

I thought he was going to jump into Goatse...

[–]Anthropophobiac -2 points-1 points ago

No NSFW tag :(

[–]mrStopher 12 points13 points ago

It's in the damn name.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

UsuallyHonest?

[–]Davethelion 65 points66 points ago

"Stay here. I'm going to jump into this shark."

[–]luaduck 53 points54 points ago

He'll be fine, he's wearing a life jacket.

[–]XavierMendel 14 points15 points ago

Life jackets make people immortal. That's why they're life jackets and not "stay roughly afloat in calm water" jackets.

[–]RunPoopFapMaster 7 points8 points ago

Everything went as expected.

[–]TilDuh -1 points0 points ago

That's a huge fucking shark he fits his entire body in the sharks mouth.

[–]squidgirl1 2 points3 points ago

megaladons, man

[–]peejster21 1 point2 points ago

favorite god damn prehistoric animal EVER!!!!!

I had a whole book on them, and I would always tell the idiot kids in my school (in Elementary school) that they were still swimming around.

[–]psyko_huh 54 points55 points ago

Greatest movie ever... Shark Attack 3. Even better scene... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

[–]ScoobyM 16 points17 points ago

Yea, I hear ya. But instead let's go back to my house and let me eat your pussy

[–]Haha_MadeYouLook 19 points20 points ago

Ladies and gentlemen: John Barrowman trying to act straight!

[–]Lalaela 6 points7 points ago

My favorite part about this movie is the fact that it's the same clip of the shark eating everything. Just re-sized. Ha.

[–]edgeman4 1 point2 points ago

Not a GIF, can't be that good.

[–]dasqoot 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping they had made a 'Troma's War 2' when I saw this.

[–]Jayizdaman 0 points1 point ago

Megalodon: The shark with the bite 100 yards wide.

[–]DrPeacemaker 0 points1 point ago

I heard that line was an outtake that they just decided to go with for some reason.

[–]Caldwing 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend was watching Torchwood and I looked over and I was like "HOLY SHIT ITS THE HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU HOME AND EAT YOUR PUSSY GUY." I was really quite surprised to discover that this guy ever acted in anything again, let alone a fairly well known show.

[–]rorryantovan 25 points26 points ago

[–]uberduger 2 points3 points ago

That link is fully amazing, thanks :)

[–]partyplatypus 1 point2 points ago

That website is like a seizure waiting to happen.

[–]MarvinParanoidDroid 0 points1 point ago

Clicked this on my work computer. It froze for 20 minutes. When it finally unfroze, it froze again. Stupid work computer.

[–]oivitz 0 points1 point ago

The link made my phone crash. I feel your pain.

[–]leogg_lyl 4 points5 points ago

Not sure if Mexican novela, or American movie shot in Mexico...

[–]marckasis 2 points3 points ago

you mean,American movie shit in Mexico...

[–]EvalJow 37 points38 points ago

My favourites:

This one

Also, this one

[–]CYRlX 27 points28 points ago

Oh christ, the second one was so unexpected.

[–]noam_thwompsky 0 points1 point ago

That is, in fact, what she said.

[–]PeterIanStaker 14 points15 points ago

That is just smashing.

[–]kukamunga 14 points15 points ago

for those traumatized by #2, here's some Alison Brie flavored eye bleach

[–]srs_house 1 point2 points ago

I hear that Dante has a special ring of hell reserved for people like you.

[–]Hypocritical_Oath 0 points1 point ago

But, Dante doesn't make the rings of hell. Satan/god/devil/lucifer does.

[–]XavierMendel 3 points4 points ago

1st: Eh.

2nd: OH HOLY JESUS IN BATLAND BATMAN

[–]sammychammy 4 points5 points ago

[–]Skipitybeebops 31 points32 points ago

Much better this way.

[–]rust2bridges 26 points27 points ago

I hope she recognizes exactly what he went through to get back her life preserver.

[–]ghostlyAnalyst 9 points10 points ago

"It's your turn now, take this"

[–]thevideoclown 6 points7 points ago

The gif still makes him look like an asshole. Amazing

[–]Flash_Johnson 4 points5 points ago

"the life jacket is no good! the shark hates the taste"

[–]plasticCashew 6 points7 points ago

Nom

[–]simonbrc 2 points3 points ago

My favourite fucking GIF http://imgur.com/s4oRk [FIXED]

[–]jyz002 2 points3 points ago

Came for the fucking, stayed for the hilarity

[–]RunPoopFapMaster 0 points1 point ago

And I finished.

[–]agiganticpanda 2 points3 points ago

Was going to post a "fucking" gif... but I found this website instead.

http://fuckthegifs.tumblr.com/

NSFW.

[–]cloacamassima 2 points3 points ago*

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

The captain of the cruise ship Costa Concordia did this, except for the shark apart..

[–]ramsay_baggins 3 points4 points ago*

I'd say the public were pretty much like the shark here

[–]meh-aidez 0 points1 point ago

that shart really got all over him

[–]NasKe 1 point2 points ago

Karma is a bitch

[–]MisterSquirrel 1 point2 points ago

Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.

[–]MissWheets 1 point2 points ago

MEGALODON 3? Or something? Probably one of the most important movies of our time.

[–]Blackfuego 1 point2 points ago

He didn't even get chomped at all! I would destroy that bitch from the inside.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

He clearly knew that was going to happen, seeing the shark in advance, and sacrificed himself for her. This man is a hero.

[–]JestreJoeD 1 point2 points ago

[–]joculator 1 point2 points ago

I'm so glad I had my speakers turned all the way up.

[–]redcatman 1 point2 points ago

I dont see any fucking....

[–]MrMister007 1 point2 points ago

Karma is a fucking shark. Fucking indeed.

[–]Pr0xY1 1 point2 points ago

Seems like a strange gif to fuck to.

[–]MegaSpaceWhale 1 point2 points ago

It's my favorite now.

[–]kraven420 2 points3 points ago

[–]Angered_by_irony 3 points4 points ago

Dumbass fool. If you're in water deep enough for sharks, why would you even jump out? That's typically a little bit off shore.. In addition, why the fuck would you steal the lady's life preserver anyways? Not terribly gentlemanly.

[–]tyeh26 0 points1 point ago

How would you explain surfers getting attacked by sharks in not so deep water?

[–]The_Geb 0 points1 point ago

Good luck on your gimmick account endeavors!

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

No fucking in that gif.

[–]alecyo12 0 points1 point ago

Oh karma

[–]iKissMySister 0 points1 point ago

Mines the one where hes doing doggystyle while doing a hand stand, then flips with the girl on the couch.

[–]digitaljeff51 0 points1 point ago

"See ya later fuckers!"

[–]QQing 0 points1 point ago

Misleading, there there is no fucking in this gif :)

[–]PijiX 0 points1 point ago

And that kid, is the definition of Karma.

[–]sideflanker 0 points1 point ago

Karma is a bitch.

[–]Herdinthehalls 0 points1 point ago

Karma's a shark.

[–]OneNightofPassion 0 points1 point ago

was that from a porno?

[–]CXgamer 0 points1 point ago

I came here under the impression that some sexual intercourse would be occurring.

[–]kezzie87 0 points1 point ago

watched this film for the first time last week, and couldn't stop laughing!

Definitely a contender for the best worst movie ever!

[–]FrolfinManpris 0 points1 point ago

This should be the new "Nothing to do here."

[–]gjohns7 0 points1 point ago

[–]simba21 0 points1 point ago

Instant karma.

[–]Traveller216 0 points1 point ago

What's your favorite regular one?

[–]gnarbucketz 0 points1 point ago

fucking fucking fucking fucking fuckign fukfrjifdifnfiapnsdfoginapsdlkn

[–]Saavy101 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was "she must be a bitch" Dunno why, sorry ladies.

[–]oddball7000 0 points1 point ago

I remember watching this movie as a kid wondering what the fuck I just watched.

[–]itsmedicinalsir 0 points1 point ago

Hell yea that's what Leo should have done! Oh damn... That's sucky... Lesson totally learned.

[–]Revanx17 0 points1 point ago

there is no fucking in this gif, i checked.

[–]Bounceupinher 0 points1 point ago

KARMA

[–]lehypnotic 0 points1 point ago

Takes someones upvote. Karma will get you.

[–]Quackenstein 0 points1 point ago

Fifteen. Fifteen times I watched this before I didn't laugh out loud. Fifteen.

[–]Alex_the_Link 0 points1 point ago

Classic

[–]bmwfritzer 0 points1 point ago

What's a "fucking gif"?

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

It has a Megalodon in it. No idea how, since they've been extinct for 1 and a half million years, but at least their just eating wankers now.

[–]KayCato 0 points1 point ago

Best. Movie. Ever......for a dollar at a thrift store.

[–]F_E_M_A 0 points1 point ago

Megalodon was a terrible movie.

[–]DjMorimoto 0 points1 point ago

Real life karma at its best lmfao

[–]abeardo 0 points1 point ago

it's funny cause the mean guy gets dead

[–]PositivelyShocking 0 points1 point ago

Now that's instant Karma

[–]munchybutt 0 points1 point ago

Anybody hear a chompy noise with the shark?

[–]fruitcocktail 0 points1 point ago

Wow, he must have really shitty karma....

[–]Never_stops_lying 0 points1 point ago

Turns out that by jumping into the shark, he stopped the shark from killing other people.

[–]franktard 0 points1 point ago

Shark attack 3: Megelodon

[–]amateur_artist 0 points1 point ago

Haha Shark Attack 3: Megalodon I laughed like crazy when I first found this movie on Netflix XD

[–]Mavava 0 points1 point ago

[–]Xmo 0 points1 point ago

wost gif ever

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

true story

[–]Mr_Moogles 0 points1 point ago

"How 'bout I take you home... and eat your pussy."

[–]one_word_quirk 0 points1 point ago

CANADA!!!

[–]DirtyBojanglez 0 points1 point ago

JUSTICE!!!

[–]coolbeanz332 0 points1 point ago*

That gif is going a bit overboard.

[–]cobdale 0 points1 point ago

Megalodon what?!?!?!

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

That's right, bitch--if you don't have a good six-figure income, you have no rights. If you do, you have the right to tell everyone else what to do.

[–]Ultimatefruit 0 points1 point ago

Megladon shark attack 3 !!'

[–]kevLAXpro 0 points1 point ago

I must go, my people nee...OH SHIT!!!

[–]Punkwasher 1 point2 points ago

I bet he votes republican.

"What? Sharks are our friends! They save people's lives and besides, they're mammals!"

[–]Kill_The_Poor 2 points3 points ago

A wild Republican basher appeared!

[–]Punkwasher -1 points0 points ago

He uses logic.

It's super effective!

[–]Kill_The_Poor -1 points0 points ago

Yes, logic.

The logic that says "Hey, the people in this thread want to know which political party i dislike, even though this post has nothing to do with politics of any kind. Is there any way I can go out of my way to say something stupid? I know!"

[–]Punkwasher -1 points0 points ago

Wow, you sure take being funny really serious. Okay, I'll just remember to not make a joke ever again. Sorry, I tried, can I ever be forgiven? Hmmm... maybe I should just go on a killing spree, that's not funny and it will certainly rectify all the times I've tried to be funny.

Thanks for pointing me in the right direction!

reloads

[–]Kill_The_Poor -1 points0 points ago

I don't think that I take being funny that seriously... when something is funny.

In this particular case, refer to my previous link and see who the other readers of this thread thought was funny.

Humor is very subjective, you have to pick your audience carefully. This time you didn't. No biggie. And considering the tone of your response, humor may not be your forte.

If you feel that going on a killing spree is funny I encourage you to go right ahead. Start with yourself, that way you won't harm anyone that will be missed.

[–]Punkwasher -1 points0 points ago*

You in a bad mood or something? Way to blow this out of proportion.

EDIT: Too many edits trying to be polite, but I make a silly joke, and you suggest I go kill myself, I mean, what the hell? I didn't even write that killing sprees are funny, I wrote the exact opposite. Geez, you call me not funny, you're like Captain Buzzkill on crack right here.

[–]Kill_The_Poor 1 point2 points ago

My perceived sequence of events:

You: Make politically based comment, completely out of context to post.

Me: Make snarky, meme based reply to the random nature of your comment.

You: Appeal to logic.

Me: Point out that logic never made an appearance in original comment, call your comment stupid.

You: 'y u no get joke', then inane off topic comment that I thought was about killing sprees being funny

Me: 'it wasn't funny' 'look at what the voters thought was funnier' 'kill yourself'

You: 'y u so butt hurt dummy-man?'

FWIW, I originally must have read your third comment too fast; I did not see the 'not' until after you mentioned it, so, sorry for that. In my defense, without that 'not', the tone is completely different. And in that context I don't think that it's that bad to tell someone that thinks killing sprees are funny to start with themselves.

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

We've already managed to suck any funny out of this conversation already. Let's cut our losses and call it a draw! Have an upvote!

[–]masedizzle 0 points1 point ago

There was no fucking in that gif.

Wait, just checked your user name, guess this is one of those times you're not.

[–]TrueMilli 0 points1 point ago

My favourite fucking gif. (NSFW obviously.)

[–]Helplessromantic -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Gentle_Lamp -1 points0 points ago

The only reason he became agressive is because there are starving children in africa that are being kidnapped by knoy and she's spilling beer like it's no-one's problem.