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[–]Drunken_Economist 89 points90 points ago

[–]Ytoabn 40 points41 points ago

God damnit. That's incredibly stupid, yet I'm giggling.

[–]myselfoverwhelmed 7 points8 points ago

I think it's just that last panel, makes me giggle every time

[–]groglisterine 1 point2 points ago

I know you. Where have I seen you?

EDIT: I'm just going to tag you and release you back into the wild. Farewell sweet Economist!

[–]Mypenisblack 0 points1 point ago

Is there a reason I have you tagged as "Decapitates young women"?

[–]Drunken_Economist 8 points9 points ago

Because there's more than one way to get head

[–]Lotenn 0 points1 point ago

Finally Tagged you as "Just keep posting just keep posting" since i have seen you on like, the last 20 comment sections.

[–]Drunken_Economist 2 points3 points ago

I hope that was a reference to this

[–]Lotenn 0 points1 point ago

ABSOFUCKINGLUTLY

[–]jakebecknation 14 points15 points ago

Ha ha yeah man 4chan sure had some good jokes in 2010

[–]Saenii 6 points7 points ago

DON'T PUT THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE

Also a repost.

[–]sr20inans2000 20 points21 points ago

i love juno girl, shes so cute :)

[–]r_nothing_link 22 points23 points ago*

[–]futurefeature 11 points12 points ago

It's terrifying. PS Nobody see that movie.

[–]r_nothing_link 3 points4 points ago

I second this suggestion.

[–]Derpi5 2 points3 points ago

I wish I hadn't watched that O.o

[–]Lotenn -1 points0 points ago

Well she was easy to please. Wth, lol.

Only been able to do that to a chick once.

[–]military_history 27 points28 points ago

Her name is Ellen Page FYI.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 7 points8 points ago

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

No. Her name is Robert Paulson.

[–]OhTheWit 22 points23 points ago

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREPOOOOOOST

[–]Vorlath 0 points1 point ago

NO WAY!

[–]BlueThundah 2 points3 points ago

this is a re-post, you are cancer, the points are fake.

[–]coffeecake 2 points3 points ago

why is this on the frontpage? this is a repost from when Inception actually came out.

[–]ShahpEleven 2 points3 points ago

Prepost! (referencing the next time this inevitably gets posted)

[–]ogreatsnail 5 points6 points ago

I'm gonna need a steak with that, and you're the architect here.

[–]Floopadoopa 6 points7 points ago

But... Wasn't that the girl's dream?

[–]sjbennett85 1 point2 points ago*

Just when you thought the Leo posts were finished, people keep dreaming them up

[–]mrp00sy 2 points3 points ago

This is soooo old. I saw this before I even heard of reddit.

[–]rocketstail 1 point2 points ago

When Leonardo DiCaprio asks for a blowjob, you don't say no.

[–]wwwomp 0 points1 point ago

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTT

[–]veggiehead -1 points0 points ago

upvoted the repost comments. downvoted the repost.

[–]yoggi92 -1 points0 points ago

Well, that's her dream, so...

[–]MPC45000 0 points1 point ago

I absolutely fucking love Ellen Page.

[–]drstock 0 points1 point ago

[–]X52 -1 points0 points ago

Ive seen this so many times, yet his face at the end always make me laugh

[–]hotlawndream -1 points0 points ago

one of my favorite reposts. i'm alright with it.

[–]FunkyDutch -3 points-2 points ago

I'll just leave this here.

r/luciddreaming

[–]Vorlath -2 points-1 points ago

3000 fucking downvotes? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?++ WTF$%? DUDE%#)*)({!

[–]thuhnc -1 points0 points ago

Man, stills from this movie are still floating around among the be-memed, even two years after the fact. I guess it's just that good.

[–]laterolus -1 points0 points ago

..She needs to go deeper?

[–]NathanArizona -4 points-3 points ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but at this point in the movie he hasn't explained to her just what she can do as the architect, or even that she is in a dream at all. So that last frame where he's pretty much waiting for her to go to town, she'll have no idea WTF is wrong with him.

But then things will start blowing up around them and she'll bend the city onto itself, and then she'll realize its a dream and give him a BJ.

[–]Acidictadpole -2 points-1 points ago

The way people can pull out expressions like this in the same scene is amazing.

[–]bluescape -2 points-1 points ago

It's so gushy Frank!

[–]calonord -2 points-1 points ago

that must be a dream because women don't just reject an offer to give Leo a blowjob..... fellaception