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[–]moeshapoppins 9 points10 points ago

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I hate it when I leave reddit, read 1 article on another site, and go back to reddit like something has changed in the last minute

[–]GeneralWarts 4 points5 points ago

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As an American at night I feel the frontpage is pretty stagnate. Compared to now, 9am-1pm, when it seems to provide new content every 10-15 minutes.

[–]Giambattista 1 point2 points ago

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[–]friglicious 0 points1 point ago

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This literally happened to me last night, and the night before. really glad it is spring break.

[–]Noctox 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure it didn't figuratively happen?

[–]DTMark 2 points3 points ago

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iphone + bed= insomnia

[–]Drunken_Economist 1 point2 points ago

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Replace "sleep" with "work" and it perfectly describes me.

[–]autocorrector 1 point2 points ago

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Why not both?

And alcohol as well.

[–]Seeders 1 point2 points ago

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Just ONE more game....

But...ive already said that twice...

Just ONE more game....

...ok.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 2 points3 points ago

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[–]jewboselecta 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit calls to me at night time like in the Shining

[–]Anthropophobiac 0 points1 point ago

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It's like a compulsion. I have to check Reddit before I sleep to see if I have any replies...

If I do, I have to reply, and then I wait at least another 15 minutes to see if I get anymore.

Congratulations. Now you know how to keep me up at night...

[–]e1re 0 points1 point ago

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Wai hello thar!

[–]Anthropophobiac 0 points1 point ago

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It's mid-day, thankfully... so i'm on here anyways _^

[–]HeelyTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

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Tagged as "reply to all his posts"

[–]Anthropophobiac 0 points1 point ago

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I knew I was going to regret posting that... ಠ_ಠ

[–]snailwithmonocle 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck are you scared of?

[–]Anthropophobiac 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Heights
  2. Snakes
  3. Homeless people
  4. The Pope

Why?

[–]Jkins20 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of all the times I've typed reddit into the url bar while I'm on reddit.

[–]D2Lblast 0 points1 point ago

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reddit+porn= 4 hours of sleep

[–]locoyandel 0 points1 point ago

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5 hours of reddit + 20 min of porn

[–]Danroulette 0 points1 point ago

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I started doing this thing where I don't do any work at my job anymore. That seems to help a little.

[–]SmokingMakesMeCool 0 points1 point ago

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computer says no.

[–]pdpbeethoven 0 points1 point ago

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Have you tried using Flux? It might help you get physically tired but not mentally.

can be found here

[–]tarsdplooger 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for re-posting!