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EVerytime I decide to read comments on /r/gonewild (i.imgur.com)

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[–]cheerioz 61 points62 points ago

I am curious to know how many PMs of dicks they get. Anyone want to guess the over/under or average?

[–]elusivesora 25 points26 points ago

10 dick over/under

[–]BlackZeppelin 23 points24 points ago

I got $20 on over.

[–]JackieOrgasm 48 points49 points ago

When I hold one of the top spots on GW for more than a couple of hours, I always get tons of dicks.

Its always a nice surprise when someone sends me something that says "And here's me: [pic]" and it is actually a picture of them, and not their dick.

[–]pythagorilla 36 points37 points ago

I wonder what the psychology is behind sending a random pretty girl on the internet an unsolicited picture of your penis. What exactly is the thought process behind that?

[–]DUELETHERNETbro 46 points47 points ago

i think its pretty obvious. "She will totally fuck me once she sees my dick".

[–]bau5e 32 points33 points ago

I'm really fucking ugly, nothing wrong with the ol' tally wacker though, I'll send that

[–]pythagorilla 3 points4 points ago

I just can't believe that people are that stupid.

[–]Turkishfigs 8 points9 points ago

I think people are way stupider than that.

[–]tsjb 12 points13 points ago

Aren't the pretty girls doing the exact same thing? It just seems like humans of both genders want attention and everyone in GW seems fine with that so why not.

[–]Shruglife 10 points11 points ago

Ya but dicks are all gross and stuff. Ew.

[–]ordinary-people 10 points11 points ago

i beg to differ (in before my box is filled with cocks)

[–]Dentarthurdent42 2 points3 points ago

Tee-hee... "box"

[–]CaCtUs2003 1 point2 points ago

So you're saying you don't want dick in a box?

[–]kmv2005 9 points10 points ago

Yep. This. I'm a straight female, but I'd rather look at pictures of girls than of dicks. Besides, guys don't try to make their dick pics look decent. It's usually just a disembodied dick taken from a phone camera at half-mast. I'm supposed to be turned on by that?!

[–]Squatso 5 points6 points ago

They aren't very picturesque.

[–]DrDWayneLove 8 points9 points ago

Chuck a veil on that shit.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Or veil it with a Chuck if you're into that sort of thing.

[–]pythagorilla 3 points4 points ago

Aren't the pretty girls doing the exact same thing?

No. They're posting to GW. Very different from sending a picture unsolicited to a particular stranger.

[–]james_aguilar 0 points1 point ago

Among other things, it's solicited. And, nobody wants to see a dick. Nobody.

[–]DarylHannahMontana 3 points4 points ago

Posting to GW isn't unsolicited - that's the big difference.

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 1 point2 points ago

Huh? Who solicits it?

[–]DarylHannahMontana 1 point2 points ago

GW solicits it - "If you want, you can post nude photos of yourself here."

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 1 point2 points ago

That's not exactly soliciting. Soliciting would be "Will you please post nudes of yourself here?"

[–]DarylHannahMontana 0 points1 point ago

Are you saying that isn't what GW is more or less about or just objecting to my wording?

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

I'm objecting to your claim that GW posts are solicited and PM's of dicks are unsolicited. I think they are both unsolicited.

[–]AmberCutie 7 points8 points ago

For some reason, guys think that if a girl posts a nude (or even slightly naughty/sexy) pic on the Internet, she's a total nymphomaniac slut and wants to see as many dicks as possible.

[–]TheAscetic 1 point2 points ago

*some guys

Not to be a pedant, but I find the distinction important (in no small part because I find the act so disturbingly foreign to my own sensibilities).

[–]AmberCutie 2 points3 points ago

Good point and correction. Or I may go so far as to say lots of guys but my experience may be skewed by my profession. I suppose I'm exposed to these types of people much more frequently than most.

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

Is it really an inaccurate conclusion to come to?

[–]AmberCutie 1 point2 points ago

No. Not at all. Lots of girls do it simply for attention and for a confidence boost when someone compliments them on their submission, or simply for fun. Wanting to see cocks in return isn't the usual motivator. All we have to do is ask if we want that. I guarantee they come flowing in immediately if a girl simply asks for cock pics.

[–]PastaNinja 9 points10 points ago

Tons? Roughly what number are we talking about here?

[–]ArmlessTrout 33 points34 points ago

I'm no scientist or mathematician but I would say at LEAST 4000 pounds of penisia.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 4 points5 points ago

The correct term is penii.

[–]JackieOrgasm 10 points11 points ago

It really depends on if I'm replying to comments or not. If not which is becoming more and more the case, only 4 or 5. Over a dozen if I am replying.

[–]secretvictory 1 point2 points ago

8===D

[–]cocktails4 4 points5 points ago

When my ex-girlfriend and I posted in /r/gonewild, we got few dicks, but LOTS of requests for threesomes and photo shoots and other random requests.

[–]SellinThings 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]GrimmDeathberry 1 point2 points ago

I've posted 2 pictures to gonewild and I've got 4 or 5 dick pictures and then another 5 or so offers.

I much prefer when people offer, so I can decline them. Most of the time they're fine with it. The guys that insist that I chat with them on Skype or something are annoying.

[–]rugtoad 35 points36 points ago

If you find any thread in which the post is a picture of a female, and the OP is claiming to be that female, you can scroll to the bottom and find the creepiest comments.

Unless you are in gonewild, in which case they upvoted to the top.

[–]aaronod 55 points56 points ago

It's more the absolute lack of wit that disappoints me.

[–]maxman14 22 points23 points ago

And the consistent downvoting of anyone who is witty.

[–]binar 11 points12 points ago*

If it's like the rest of Reddit, those commenters aren't as witty as they think they are.

It's also a porn subreddit. Wit is not a prerequisite for telling chicks you'd bang their tits.

[–]AmberCutie 2 points3 points ago

It's unfortunate how many pervs lack even an ounce of wit.

[–]Grooth 226 points227 points ago

That is easily one of the creepiest places on the internet. I get shivers of discomfort whenever I read it. It's like in porn when the dude keeps saying weird shit.

[–]lurker411_k9 108 points109 points ago

there are a few upvoted comments and minimal discussion, and then just waves of comments of "unh yes post more please be naked yes yes please give us more" or "oh yeah all the things i would do to that yeah unh".

the comments on actual porn sites are less creepy.

[–]Grooth 37 points38 points ago

I think what gets me the most is that on porn sites, the girls are you know porn stars, or thats sort of like their job I guess? On gone wild, the girls are just normal girls who wanted attention.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 68 points69 points ago

thats the kind of attention you get when you post your titties on the internet though.

[–]ReesesPoofs 6 points7 points ago

That's the kind of attention you get when you google image search "boobies" and then post the image on r/gonewild

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 4 points5 points ago

the girls are just normal girls who wanted attention

wish granted.

also,

normal

??? Not so sure about that.

[–]BWCsemaJ 2 points3 points ago

It is just like web cam chat rooms

[–]elwombat 0 points1 point ago

Comments on porn sites are WAY creepier. Guys talking like the person that posted it is the girl in the video. Loud proclamations about dick size. Talk about how much the girls need to get raped. GW is still creepy as fuck though.

[–]maxman14 52 points53 points ago

Give her the dick.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

what the fuck, man

[–]Pornhub_dev 0 points1 point ago

Rofl I remember that one :D

[–]Topsiders 14 points15 points ago

You haven't been to many creepy places then.

[–]Grooth 38 points39 points ago

Oh I have been to and seen many many terrible places on the internet. I used to go on 4chan every day and I saw some pretty fucking weird and creepy shit. I used to be an /x/phile and saw a ton of creepy things there. I was friends with many people from a LARP group, and some of those people did immensely creepy things. Hell, I even had a creepy uncle, but this is different. The reason I find r/gonewild to be so creepy is because the people who comment are trying so desperately trying to goad this girls into put more pictures up. And I am all for titties and such, but just the way in which the guys compliment the girl they don't even know. As if it's some sad desperate attempt to get the girl to notice, or respond to their comment, almost as if that reply gets the guy off, knowing that the girl recognizes their existence, just doesn't sit right with me.

[–]Sucka27 4 points5 points ago

I usually take a "yeah that's pretty fuckin' weird, but keep doing it so we get more pics," stance.

[–]NittLion78 11 points12 points ago

Remember the Always Sunny episode where Charlie's creepy uncle is saying all kinds of pervy shit while Charlie points on the doll where he was supposedly molested?

It's like that, but there are hundreds of them.

[–]Noxfag 4 points5 points ago

That is easily one of the creepiest places on the internet.

No.

[–]Nile90 1 point2 points ago

Yeah... And to my astonishment, those creepy comments are all upvoted! Most ppl post on throwaway accts but still, lol.

[–]amishzombie 99 points100 points ago

I feel the same way. Trust me, I'm all for complimenting a woman and telling her how attractive she is.. But the people around here just creep me the fuck out, sometimes.

[–]r3vv 62 points63 points ago

Some of the things the guys say that are supposed to be compliments... Why? WHY WOULD THEY THINK THOSE ARE COMPLIMENTS?!

[–]ThatGuyWithAnAccent 121 points122 points ago

I want to rub your clit with my big toe until you scream daddy.

[–]fuckingcreep 117 points118 points ago

Watch me scald my nutsack on a radiator while I fingerbang your butthole.

[–]r3vv 17 points18 points ago

Read up /r/gonewild commenters. Now that is a compliment.

[–]fuckingcreep 35 points36 points ago

What can I say? I'm a charming son of a bitch when I want to be ;)

Another tip: the winky face is an under-utilized weapon in the immediate and total melting of panties. I send that in a text and I might as well bring a surfboard to her house seeing as there's a tidal wave of pussy juice that's going to hit me. Cowabunga!

[–]r3vv 12 points13 points ago

Some may say they saw that wave cumming from a mile away.

[–]fuckingcreep 8 points9 points ago

If only I was a gentlemen, it'd be our little secrete. Telling everyone is really the moist classless thing. Even a'lubing to it is unseemly.

[–]GrandMoffJed 15 points16 points ago*

To be honest, your accent makes it less creepy

Edit: typo

[–]notsurewhatiam 4 points5 points ago

If you were my neighbor... i would open my blinds when i fap to your photos.

[–]GroundhogExpert 56 points57 points ago

Not only is it creepy, it's fucking pathetic. I get the feeling it's a bunch of sad old lonely guys drooling over any girl willing to show skin. They become sycophants over any girl, and tell them the most ridiculous shit about how she's the hottest girl ever, now please just please show us your snatch. Ugh, fucking ugh, man.

[–]mikenasty 16 points17 points ago

Some guys have no self respect. I get that her tits look above average, but half the people on earth have tits, it just isn't special enough to put the effort in to comment

[–]SwoleLegs 11 points12 points ago

Never heard of or seen the word sycophants before in my 22 years of life.

TIL: sycophants plural of syc·o·phant Noun:
A person who acts obsequiously toward someone in order to gain advantage; a servile flatterer.

Thanks

[–]GroundhogExpert 11 points12 points ago

Obsequious is another great word. So is pusillanimous, and other words I learned listening to Bad Religion, or reading Sartre's fictional works.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 2 points3 points ago

These words all too big.

:(

[–]HoratioHufnagel 1 point2 points ago

Relevant

[–]VikingTy 1 point2 points ago

"Burn, for a minuscule duration, Ecstatic immolation, incorrigible delight."

[–]SwoleLegs 0 points1 point ago

You're knowledge of words amazes me.

[–]thehollowman84 19 points20 points ago

I know, why can't they be cool awesome dudes like us and just masturbate quietly to the pictures?

[–]GroundhogExpert 8 points9 points ago

protip: there's a difference between compliments and begging.

[–]GeorgePukas 3 points4 points ago

Seriously. Some of the shit that hits front page there is just horrendous. I'm in constant disbelief it's the top subscribed subreddit with the low quality of pics on there. Even when they are hot... oh wow, yet another girl with no head. I'm supposed to fap to that how?

[–]liquidinsects 4 points5 points ago

They're puttin the pussy on a pedestal.

[–]mikenasty 2 points3 points ago

Some guys have no self respect. I get that her tits look above average, but half the people on earth have tits, it just isn't special enough to put the effort in to comment

[–]kpluto -3 points-2 points ago

seriously. some of the pics are of girls with huge nipples and veins popping out, and their comments are "You are so beautiful"

ಠ_ಠ

[–]random314 30 points31 points ago

It's like white knights giving unicorns rim jobs.

[–]Dementati 19 points20 points ago

I call rule 34 on this.

[–]maxman14 10 points11 points ago

I just read the comments as "I CAME TO A PICTURE OF YOU".

[–]Phoequinox 11 points12 points ago

I WANT 2 SUCK THE CUM FROM UR PUSSY BABE ;D ;D ;D ;D

ಠ_ಠ

[–]crabs_q 7 points8 points ago

The winky face lets me know he's being sexual.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

I have to wonder what would compel any person over the age of 12 and with a reasonable IQ to think that "i wuld fuk u so hrd in ur ass omg" is the kind of feedback a girl is looking for.

[–]thehollowman84 27 points28 points ago

Then, serious question here, why do so many girls post to r/gonewild? Do you think they're going "Oh god I hope no one comments" or "Oh God, they said they'd fuck me so hard, ugh, I just posted my naked photos on the internet where you could comment on them, why would they post that?"

Is there a correct response? "Dear Madam, in regards to your recently posted revealing pictures, I found them thoroughly arousing! Indeed, they stimulated me to the point of - well let us just say I had to call my maid to bring my handkerchief to clean up the mess! haw haw. In any case, I must profess my desire to view more of your pictures and further inform you that were we in physical contact, I would no doubt attempt to make you my wife!

Kindest regards"

[–]LieutenantClone 3 points4 points ago

Haha, I had a good laugh at your comment.

I am no expert on the matter, but it seems to me like girls posrt to /r/gonewild looking for attention, which the do get, but not necessarily for creepy comments. When someone makes a creepy comment, on one hand they are probably flattered that someone likes their body, but on the other hand, still creeped out by their creepy comment. Really, I think its just a numbers game, if good number of people proclaim the girl is attractive, it gives the girl a confidence boost.

[–]ReesesPoofs 0 points1 point ago

Here's a shocking reddit secret. Probably 1 in 10 of the pictures on /r/gonewild are actually of the OP. The rest are just karmawhores who google image searched "boobies" and posted the results.

[–]Beulshite 7 points8 points ago

I looked at this as I was on the toilet. His face made me uncomfortable.

[–]Buff_Stuff 5 points6 points ago

I'm still on the toilet, constipated, and I'm going to be late my class because of it. I probably look more uncomfortable and concerned than he does

[–]enginedriver 5 points6 points ago

I occasionally like to go there and correct people's spelling and grammar for no reason.

[–]GrimmDeathberry 5 points6 points ago

I find that the PMs I get weird me out a lot more than the comments. Comments tend to be sweet (or at least sweet in my opinion) and then the PMs are "here's my dick, lets skype so I can show you how I jack it"

Ugh.

[–]petergallo 3 points4 points ago

To be fair, it's difficult to request a picture of a woman spread-eagle without sounding creepy.

[–]LordOfGummies 15 points16 points ago

You read the comments on gone wild?

[–]Proassult 2 points3 points ago

Are you a mind reader?

[–]Ambediah 8 points9 points ago

There are comments?

[–]Iloldalot 2 points3 points ago

a pic of a fat chick OMG you're sooo pretty, more!

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 3 points4 points ago*

You know, I used to think the same way as you do, OP, until I realized that it wasn't their sexuality I was uncomfortable with, it was my own.

Now that I've realized that sex isn't a big deal, I'm much less judgemental of how other people perform/pursue it.

Compliments are just compliments - if you post your body on the internet looking to arouse people, and then people become aroused, obviously you have succeeded in your mission.

Calling someone a 'creep' just because they have the same inborn sexual drive as every other human being is a little sanctimonious.

EDIT: I'm curious as to why people are downvoting this - all I've done is express tolerance. Amazing that live-and-let-live triggers such a strong reaction in the supposedly liberal population of Reddit.

Let me try another message, then: If you don't like it, don't participate. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?

[–]niton -5 points-4 points ago

Game, set and match...We have a winner.

Gonewild is an explicit celebration of sexuality and the comments reflect that reality. Criticizing r/gonewild comments for their sexual nature is like criticizing r/christianity for featuring too many comments about god.

Stop being so prudish and/or hating your own sexuality.

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[–]DefinitelyRelephant 7 points8 points ago

the women are not very sexy or attractive (from what I've seen there).

I really disagree. (NSFW)

Further disagreement. (NSFW)

Scrolling through several pages of GW, I noted that most of the submissions were:

  • Caucasian

  • Female

  • Appeared to be between 15% and 25% BMI, which is perfectly healthy

I don't see evidence anywhere of these so-called "naked fat girls" - perhaps you're thinking of /r/GoneWildPlus.

Even allowing that you were simply mistaking one subreddit for another, what exactly makes people appreciating a woman that's too heavy for your personal preferences "chilling"?

If I were a heavyset girl I'd probably be pretty offended by that.

These aren't women so large they can't even get out of bed without a crane - people like that do exist, and I doubt anyone finds life-threatening obesity to be a turn on.

I mean, can we agree to just stop being judgemental and let other people fap to whatever it is they like?

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[–]DefinitelyRelephant 7 points8 points ago

I'm honestly a little baffled.

If I'm not mistaken, you're attracted solely to women who are skinny, tall, and extremely low in body fat.

Like runway models in Paris?

Here's a small problem with that: Those women are literally killing themselves to look that way.

There's all sorts of media covering the phenomenon, but I guess if you were interested in learning about it you would've Googled it already.

That's not what the majority of women in the world look like.

Most have enough body fat to survive going without food for 2 hours without their blood sugar plummeting.

Many have a little bit extra, although that's hardly the same thing as obesity, despite your black-and-white thoughts about weight.

I hope you find someone that matches your expectations - I just wonder if you'll match hers.

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[–]DefinitelyRelephant 3 points4 points ago

You seem to think I'm primarily attracted to overweight women.

Not the case.

I don't disqualify overweight women solely on the basis of their weight, however - and there are some women of larger-than-French-model stature who I'm very attracted to, like Christina Hendricks, or (if you want a less safe-for-work example) Gianna Michaels.

I'm also attracted to women like the first pic I linked above, who can be described as "willowy" or even just "average" depending on who you ask. There are even slim girls that I'm attracted to. My range of physical attraction has less to do with body type and more to do with symmetry.

Your problem is that you regard any woman whose ribs aren't poking out through her clothes as overweight.

You've moved the centerpoint for average so far off to the "skinny" side of the scale that you consider anyone who isn't minutes from death to be The Immovable Blob.

Also:

Almost all of those models are healthy.

I can categorically disprove that.

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[–]DefinitelyRelephant 3 points4 points ago

You sound very comfortable within your layers of bigotry.

[–]rachawakka -1 points0 points ago

Goddamn. You're a huge piece of shit. Seriously. You just don't fucking get it.

[–]kpluto -2 points-1 points ago

for me it's not the creepy comments at all

its the pictures of fat girls / huge nipples and "Prettiest girl ever" comments

ಠ_ಠ

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 1 point2 points ago*

Shrug. I mean, that might not be what turns you or me on, specifically, but the fact that there exist entire communities of people online for specific paraphilias such as BDSM (fetlife.com or /r/bdsm), overweight women (the "BBW" community), and so on, kinda suggests that beauty is a lot more subjective than just the media-approved, starving-waif look.

[–]RickDicolus 1 point2 points ago

I don't want to creep you out, but creepiest shit ever please.

[–]frostynuts 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]idooces 0 points1 point ago

this is the truest shit on reddit.

[–]JakeTheSnake240 0 points1 point ago

No one will probably read this comment but if you looked at the account who posted this he has a couple of fucked up shit on it.

[–]TryingToSkullFuckYou 0 points1 point ago

That's /r/spacedicks for you.

[–]Shurikane -3 points-2 points ago

You don't say!

[–]DZ302 -3 points-2 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

[–]chrisq518 -1 points0 points ago

wait wait wait....you actually read the comments?

[–]sna_fu_bar -1 points0 points ago

You have an entire subreddit dedicated to looking at naked pictures and you opt to read the comments?

[–]spermracewinner -2 points-1 points ago

You're like someone who goes to a strip club and goes, "Look at all these creepy people." But you are one of them.

[–]zerogravityii -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah, I think the comments are pretty gay. But its those upvotes and comments that keep the girls coming back and posting more pics oddly enough. But no, in RL these comments would be ridiculous IMO.

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