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[–]shahadien 53 points54 points ago

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She's lucky it didn't kill her. My great aunt died from being kicked in the throat by a bull.

[–]VikingSlayer 4 points5 points ago

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My grandfather was once kicked in the knee but a young one. Had to wear a cast for a couple of months

[–]ShowMeUrrGenitals 0 points1 point ago

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My great great great(I think) uncle was a Civil War vet that died from getting kicked in the gut by a cow.

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

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I've been kicked in the face by a horse... but, I didn't die. Or, at least I don't think I did. I suppose I could be a zombie and not realize it.

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[–]shahadien 55 points56 points ago

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My great uncle disagreed...

[–]gliscameria 0 points1 point ago

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Dying in general sucks, the most you can hope for is to die after a full life and leave a good story. At least this was half right.

[–]SrKnife 11 points12 points ago

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New set of jaws please!

[–]wutitdopikachu 12 points13 points ago

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When kicked in the face by a cow, assume the luge position.

[–]Fruitboots 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah, never get close to a cow's hooves like that.

She'd be fine if she was petting it from the other side (petting it's back).

[–]poeticdisaster 5 points6 points ago

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Really any large farm animal is safer if you stay away from their hooves.

Also - make sure to have your other hand on them so they can feel your heartbeat. If it isn't racing (like out of nervousness or fear) then they are likely to be a lot more calm.

[–]madmanmunt 18 points19 points ago

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That is composure; goes for the skirt save before she even stops sliding.

[–]poeticdisaster 9 points10 points ago

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I assumed that she was knocked out. Thats what the body of an MMA fighter looks like when he/she gets knocked out and it can take a couple seconds to kick in.

[–]adumar999 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, looks like decerebrate posturing to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abnormal_posturing

[–]Hudoste 5 points6 points ago

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Aka "Fencing Response"

[–]adumar999 1 point2 points ago

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Huh, never heard it called that before. TIL

[–]DLDude -1 points0 points ago

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I dont think it is. If she was knocked out she wouldn't have had to catch her balance as she was falling.

[–]adumar999 0 points1 point ago

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Poeticdisaster pointed out that it can take a second or two to kick it, it might actually be the shock of her landing on the side of her butt that is the tipping point. I suppose a video which is a bit longer would settle any dispute.

[–]madmanmunt 3 points4 points ago

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That's interesting. She looks to be making a deliberate movement at the end of the slide, but I've read about what you're describing, how it takes fractions of a second for the process to go global. Also, the position in which a body ends up can indicate brain trauma, something like that. Anyway, be careful when you're petting cows. or wear a helmet.

[–]Lionsgatekeeper83 10 points11 points ago

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I like how the guy in the hat just kind of backs up and gives her room to fall.

[–]scotchburg 7 points8 points ago

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Looks like a horse

[–]LoneRanger9 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely a horse

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Something just has to be broken after that.

[–]Toribor 5 points6 points ago

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I had a friend who was kicked in the face by a steer while he worked on his dad's farm. Fractured the whole front of his skull. They had to reassemble his face from pictures. He said the whole thing was the worst experience of his life but he lived through it and you can't even tell now.

I think the most fascinating thing about the whole experience is the plastic surgeons asked him if he wanted his nose changed at all. Since they were basically rebuilding it they asked him if he wanted it smaller or shapelier or anything (he sort of had a big nose). All hopped on on meds he made some sort of Michael Jackson comment and said 'fuck no'.

[–]Grooth 5 points6 points ago

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She got kicked in the head so hard she entered a fencing posture. Damn.

[–]TDesmo 2 points3 points ago

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In the faaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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When she laid like that in the end.

[–]BigCliff 1 point2 points ago

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cow: "Nuh-uh! Get them ass violatin' gloves outta here!"

[–]madp1atypus 1 point2 points ago

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Ctrl + F: "Planking"

[–]sumpin 1 point2 points ago

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it's a horse

[–]dkkaple 1 point2 points ago

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[–]davidjbeals 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! Got up from that like a BAUS!!!

BTW; WTF was the rope to it's ass for? Was it giving birth or what?

[–]HobbersMacabre 1 point2 points ago

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She only got kicked in the kisser because she had her whole arm up it's ass with them gloves on not 10 minutes earlier....I'm guessing.

[–]fathervice 0 points1 point ago

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she wasn't knocked out. the cow had just given birth

[–]ctrip 0 points1 point ago

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Did she died?

[–]jonbales 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how they always know exactly where to kick? Like cows are actually ninjas.

[–]Danroulette 0 points1 point ago

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Hit so hard, you're suddenly planking.

[–]jabb0 0 points1 point ago

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Good thing that farmer moved out of her way when she fell, otherwise...

[–]cbirds3 0 points1 point ago

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"found the tickle spot!"

[–]article134 0 points1 point ago

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Classic no-look-POW-right-in-the-kisser.

[–]stickmansgirl 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I cringe when parents let their children flock around farm animals at fairs. Sure, they're generally well behaved, but when you have two 3 year olds annoying a cow from the back, they could EASILY kick the fuck out of them.

[–]thejrmint19 0 points1 point ago

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I got kicked in the nipple by a cow and developed a fetish ever since.

[–]captain_coochie 0 points1 point ago

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like how she tries planking at the end

[–]ciana007 0 points1 point ago

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Ends in a plank

[–]neverlaid 0 points1 point ago

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people underestimate the power of those legs. Cows are both tasty and dangerous.

[–]hks2251 0 points1 point ago

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placenta explosion

[–]retroflarical 0 points1 point ago

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If that happened to me, I'd eat steak and hamburgers every day in retaliation. She must like pepper steak - it has a bit of kick to it.

[–]spermracewinner 0 points1 point ago

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I would just eat that one cow.