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Here are some tips for guys who have to walk home alone at night. (justsaypictures.com)
submitted 4 months ago by DumbUsername420
[–]The_Commander 147 points148 points149 points 4 months ago
That's my purse! I don't know you!
[–]extesser 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
That boy ain't right
[–]meistergrado 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
That boy needs therapy.
[–]extesser 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Psychosomatic
[–]Redpop 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago*
Bobby Hill? Awesome! That's one of my favorite episodes!
[–][deleted] 4 months ago
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[–]Austin116 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
FFFFUUU. I read Pettan Pettan tsurupettan, and I was like "wha... That makes no... OH NO OH GOD."
Then, King of the Hill theme song. FOREVER.
[–]Subhazard 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I don't get it.
[–]glassiconion 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago*
here's a better song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCN3CSLZuI
(relevant)
[–]Ocrasorm 269 points270 points271 points 4 months ago
Just look at him though. He was asking for it!!
[–]billynomates1 180 points181 points182 points 4 months ago
Wearing those skimpy little panties. How could a woman control herself?
[–]Secrete_Persona 14 points15 points16 points 4 months ago
Are man thongs in again?
[–]crooks5001 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
When did they go out? I never got that memo.
[–]Eazii 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Banana hammock.
[–]The_Painted_Man 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
There is always money in the banana hammock, though I'm not going in there to get it....
[–]Anthropophobiac 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I think she was just jealous.
[–]garop7g 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
Check out the unit on that guy!
[–]Exodus2011 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
We aren't slabs of meat!
[–]Mrubuto 27 points28 points29 points 4 months ago
we all are
[–]nomdeanon 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
Please... please... lip our stockings.
[–]Thrasymachus7 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Prease... prease...
FTFY.
[–]nomdeanon 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Oh Mr. Thrasymachus7, Oh oh oh... oh. Lip it.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
OH U, REECE.
[–]Mrubuto 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
lol wow, I can't believe I've never seen that movie before.
[–]crooks5001 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I have never seen that movie but now I want to.
[–]Hot_Mess_Express 61 points62 points63 points 4 months ago
Banana-hammock strolls. God I miss summer.
[–]TheCuntDestroyer 21 points22 points23 points 4 months ago
Feelin' the breeze between your knees.
[–]goodnightspoon 28 points29 points30 points 4 months ago
Judging by your username, I'm guessing you're safe by yourself at night.
[–]spike210 29 points30 points31 points 4 months ago
Is the speedo mandatory?
[–]bersh 41 points42 points43 points 4 months ago
Isn't it always?
[–]ButterMyBiscuit 128 points129 points130 points 4 months ago
Now I know how to disable all those ravenous horny women who try to rape me on my way home. I can't tell you how many times this has happened.
[–]Mrubuto 164 points165 points166 points 4 months ago
I can
[–]GamerBum 15 points16 points17 points 4 months ago
I know that feel bro. From teenagers to milfs man, I usually get raped like 2 times before I get to the safety of my home.
[–]ButterMyBiscuit 28 points29 points30 points 4 months ago*
God damn those nubile, barely legal monsters.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago
All I see when I look at this drawing is Keanu Reeves attacking and sexually assaulting a zombie.
[–]dekonstruktr 38 points39 points40 points 4 months ago
That is what's known in traditional martial arts as the "cunt punt"
[–]petrave 16 points17 points18 points 4 months ago
or the upper-cunt
[–]phliuy 19 points20 points21 points 4 months ago
the cooter-booter, if you will
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Don't forget:
clit hit
gash smash
snatch ball
cunt foot
toe bang
slit slap
camel kick
tuna tamborine
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Sounds like something you'd see a podiatrist about.
[–]The_Painted_Man 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I had that once. Bled horribly for days, doc prescribed chocolate, hot water bottle, and a bitch-about-it pass.
[–]Paran0id 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
sounds like the name of a screamo band
[–]ariheretic 40 points41 points42 points 4 months ago
Guys. Please don't do this to my boobies. I promise I won't attack you.
This picture made my eyes well up. Fuck, that would hurt so bad!
[–]zyk0s 65 points66 points67 points 4 months ago
Now you know how we guys feel when we see all your self-defense pamphlets.
[–]ariheretic 21 points22 points23 points 4 months ago
I get what you're saying, but I think part of the reason that there's no men's self-defense classes to help men protect themselves from female attackers is that it's sort of ridiculous.
Obviously, not every woman is smaller than every man, but most dudes could just pick me up and throw me out the window. No need to rip my nipple rings out, guys.
[–]RelevantBits 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
If you are a woman you probably have an expectation of not being able to seriously hurt a man if you don't really try. When you are in distress though, you won't have that much control over how hard you try to hurt someone - so I think that self-defense for men makes sense in a way. If innocent you is being attacked by a woman who feels seriously threatened you better be able to stop her because she probably doesn't even know how much she can hurt you.
[–]caitiecat 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
...No, even if you really try, a larger and stronger attacker will win. Take it from someone who has been in a situation where she was fighting back under extreme distress and lost.
[–]ariheretic 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I disagree that, in general, a woman would be able to outperform a man in a fight, brawn on brawn, with no prior training, where the male is going no-holds-barred.
IN GENERAL.
[–]RelevantBits 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
In theory I agree with you, in reality however barely a man I know would fight no-holds-barred against a woman.
[–]ariheretic 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
This is something that a lot of men have told me, and I generally believe, except in the case of an assailant.
If someone is trying to hurt you, they can and will use everything at their disposal to do so, and in that scenario, men will usually have the upper hand.
[–]JaronK 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
...sort of. It also depends on who you're fighting. There are some instinctual things we do... when men fight other men, they often do dominance challenges, where the point is to win but not to harm. And instinctively we do that. There's a chest touch (often a shove, or a chest bump, or something) to signal the start of the fight, and then usually a right side haymaker or double leg takedown (even lefties instinctively go for the right side haymaker). This is designed to quickly put the person on top and have the opponent knocked out but not permanently damaged. Note that this only applies when fighting other men.
Women instinctively fight a bit differently, and are far more likely to go for weak points (claw the eyes, for example). This is because they don't have the "I'm the alpha male" fight instinct and thus often fight to injure.
Really, we're more like other animals than we like to think.
[–]ariheretic 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
True, and I don't disagree. But many men could easily break my wrists, or grab me around the waist keeping my arms pinned and then fall down on me, pinning me under his body.
When you have height, weight and distribution of muscle mass on your side, yeah, I could try to knee you in the nuts or claw your eyes out (I don't have long nails, but lots of women do, so I'll grant you that) but if you get control of my arms, there's very little I could do.
I might also add that I had no idea what a haymaker was, so I youtubed it, and that would literally put me down crying like a damn baby if a grown man did it to me. My ex husband gave me a "dead leg" one time too hard, and I fell like a sack of potatoes.
Many women are tougher than me, but I work an intensely physical job and am in pretty decent shape, and I would suck in a fight that unevenly matched. Many women just don't have the tactical instinct in a fight scenario to make the right move. If I reach up to slap you in the face, say, you could grab and twist my arm no problem. Same could be said of my lifting one leg up to knee you -- now you can put me off balance, send me crashing to the ground, and pin me.
It's just very difficult for a woman to incapacitate a man the way a man can a woman. Damage, sure, but that fight is ultimately probably going to be lost to the larger opponent.
[–]JaronK 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Absolutely. And let's be clear: that dominance behavior is only male on male. It doesn't apply when men go after women. I was just pointing out that when men attack men, they usually don't use everything at their disposal unless they're in a pack. And when men attack women, they usually instinctively go for control (wrist grabs, weight pressing, etc), which is also not the same as everything at their disposal. It's very effective, of course.
But I will say that you do have the tactical instinct if you get enough adrenaline up. You're still liable to lose against a guy who's bigger than you of course (though a few good eye claws can seriously change things, and women are have more instincts towards doing that. But the weight and strength advantage is hard as hell to overcome).
[–]soggy_cereal 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Also, despite what a certain subreddit around here might lead you to believe.. ladies can't get boners.
[–]mazinaru 37 points38 points39 points 4 months ago
Despite that, men can be raped by women. It is much less common but, it does happen and usually the men are left without any form of support because people think it's a bloody joke.
[–]the_elmo_effect 21 points22 points23 points 4 months ago
Yup, people ask "How can they get raped without a boner?" The truth is that the penis still gets erect. They really do have a mind of their own.
[–]semperverus 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
Indeed. Erections are a spinal reflex. It's how guys get boners in their sleep too.
[–]GRX13 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Always wondered what was with morning wood...
[–]The_Painted_Man 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Also to do with the peak hormone levels you accumulate overnight.
[–]sfultong 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
and, depending upon the area of injury, quadraplegics
scratch that, I guess only paraplegics potentially have boner trouble
[–]semperverus 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Technically 40% of rape is done by women, if you redefine the federal definition of rape to include "forced envelopment" (a.k.a. rape using a vagina)
[–]mazinaru 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
That is far more than I suspected, I would include that definition of rape indeed.
Do you have a source on the 40% though?
Here you go.
[–]mazinaru 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Thanks!
that made me giggle for wayyy to long.
How about we all just agree that if anybody tries to rape anybody else, all bets are off? You can mash my tits into a paste if I try to rape you, I can play soccer with your nuts if you try to rape me. Deal?
[–]zyk0s 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I usually don't advocate violence, but there are a few cases where I believe you would logically forfeit your right to being protected by the law. Those include invading a home and raping people. So yeah, I'll say deal.
[–]thejesusfetus 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Don't you know? It's ok to hit a man in his junk, but death to all that would even touch a woman's reproductive organs!
[–]wood_or_wire 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Not a fan of "Smash, Twist & Pull"?
Um, fuck, no.
My boobies are delicate, sensitive things.
[–]dmpullen 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
i wrote a long speech about how sensitive and delicate testicles are. suffice it to say, getting kicked in the nuts by a 120lb girl was WAY worse than getting my orbit broken.
Well, I don't have nuts, but I got punched in the boob one time, and it hurt so much I vomited.
[–]dmpullen 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
lemme try to TLDR this thing.
be bouncer. pull guy from fight. guys hobag girlfriend kicks nuts. spend 6 hours in hospital, and 2 days on antibiotics and painkillers peeing blood.
(edit) not trying to slight your pain in any way. and not viewing this as a pissing contest. but we all need to understand that (short of childbirth) men and women experience pain similarly.
[–]genix2011 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
We need proof, for science.
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[–]baalsitch 18 points19 points20 points 4 months ago
Well you know he deserved it. He was Walking in the wrong area at night wearing nothing but a thong. What was he thinking? He deserves to be raped.
Just for the sake of science where does this occur?
[–]CoAmon 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Do you mean where do men walk around in banana hammocks regularly? I see at least two everday walking around the Miami, Florida area. In talking to these people the justification is usually that its hilarious, or that it was done on a dare.
[–]baalsitch 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Walked into that didn't I.
[–]JohnDoeNuts 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
wait till r/srs sees this shit.
[–]Male_Librarian 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Wear your man thong extra high to ensure maximum range of motion on your kicks.
[–]Orthae 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
I do not feel that my boner is unjustified.
[–]4ever1 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Where does this encounter usually happen? I must know.
[–]psilokan 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Outside. At night.
[–]EuropaCar 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
you know, just so i can avoid these areas
[–]laurililly 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
Well, I'm the one who is going to say it: It is possible that a woman attacks and overwhelms a man. That doesn't make him any less a man. I don't see why a man shouldn't take advantage of everything he can to defend himself. Just like any woman would and should.
[–]patty_potato 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
The man is in his underwear
[–]MFCH 30 points31 points32 points 4 months ago
The man is in her underwear.
[–]DoesNotLikeYourTone 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
You know, I'm not sure I like your tone..
[–]ontarioplates 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
The ware is in her underman
[–]Kripto 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Being in a Speedo just makes me violent.
[–]lessthaninfinite 25 points26 points27 points 4 months ago
Step 3: Get arrested for sexual assault.
[–]overripebanana 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
Perhaps, though this depiction looked all too familiar.. The first panel is my known courting ritual of a young lady; the second is how I proceed to foreplay. Many women in my generation appreciate my approach and follow through, in this manner, and both positively affirm and reciprocate to show appreciation. This approach has worked many times for me in the past; it gets an 81%. 8/10 WOULD RECOMMEND
[–]Monkeychimp 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
And all these years I've been using this as a pick-up technique.
[–]__slots__ 28 points29 points30 points 4 months ago
This is funny, because self-defense training for women focuses on how to disable a man by injuring his genitals, and that's not a sociopathic thing to train women to think about en-masse.
[–]__slots__ 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
Well, men still have a hard time admitting this because we've been brought up thinking that if we don't express great pain, there's something wrong with our balls. A kick to the crotch hurts like hell, if and only if you hit the right spot. The rest of the time it's a normal injury with big theatrics.
[–]__slots__ 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
That's true. Ther's the great risk. When the pain doesn't quite come, you'll see a lot of guys laughing because they've kinda dodged a bullet even though it's still painful.
[–]na_th_an 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Martial artist here. It takes 15 seconds for the pain to fully set in in a groin shot, no matter where you hit. Bladder? That shit's instant. If you want to put someone on the ground in one hit, get a solid shot into their bladder.
[–]CumCart 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
WRONG! You've obviously never had a real treacherous nut mashing. I'm talking two nuts, smashed between your pubic bone and, in my case, a football helmet. It's like tripping on pain, a few seconds is an eternity, you have no voice or ego, and you actually die for three eternities. The rest of the day you feel PTSD type jumpiness and suffer cold-sweats.
[–]__slots__ 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
No, I hear you, but the girlfriend's elbow when she reaches for the remote isn't the same.
[–]CumCart 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
For sure. I was thinking of a self-defense knee. If planted squarely.
[–]colorpulate 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
So you mean
if you hit the right spot.
[–]derungo 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
When I was 14, I went to hockey camp in the summer. We were separated into teams. My team thought it would be a good time to start The Greatest Game of Sack Tap EVER. 2 weeks of camp, we abused the shit out of each other. 8 years later and I still flinch and flail wildly when ever someone makes a sudden movement in my junk region.
[–]F-That 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
If a kick to the groin is done correct, you actually kick right behind the nuts. The muscles that hold up all your guts are located there. If you damage them with a kick, they will no longer be able to hold up your insides and it will drop the person to the ground. This is 100% effective if you do it hard enough.
Tip to the ladies: Aim your kick to just behind the guys nuts, and if they do happen to get you on the ground, don't be afraid to push your thumbs into the guys eye sockets. A lot of rapists have marks on their face from getting scratched, but society trained us to not poke in the eye. Do what you got to do and don't worry about being fair.
[–]wyattherp 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
if you don't rip out to hard and just sorta curl your finger back out the optical nerve will remain intact, so the eyeball is still functioning. and i believe it can be reattached later.
[–]F-That 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Yeah, but why would you care? I would hope the sick bastard goes blind and cant ever try to do it to someone else ever again.
well people seemed worried about the grossness of popping an eyeball, which almost definitely won't happen, just thought they might warm up to the idea knowing it could even be put back in, maybe.
I hear ya. There are a lot of things that a sociopath will do to a person and not even blink an eye. pun
If you are being attacked by a sociopath, you have to fight back like one. How you flip that switch in your head after society has conditioned you into being civil is the hard part.
You know why MMA has fighting rules and fouls? They have those rules because no matter how strong you are, or how hard of a hit you can take, you will not be able to brush off the pain. These are the things people should know in case they ever need to stop someone from making them a victim.
Check out this video.
Look at the guy at 1:00. He starts convulsing because his nuts got kicked in and his muscles in his groin are not working correctly to hold in his guts.
Another guy gets poked in the eye and instantly grabs his face and stops the fight.
These are what people need to learn how to do so they don't become victims. But you are right about them being gross. Society has taught us that, but we must try to ignore it.
On a side note: Navy Seals and the military are taught the same thing when it comes to taking down an attacker.
i don't think its gross. I just saw a few people post with that reaction.
[–]F-Thatsbiggestfan 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I won't watch the video, but I trust you, F-That!
Plus, would you really be rationally thinking about how to best preserve the guys vision while poking/pulling at his eyeball?
[–]clarient 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
The thought of it makes me shudder. I live in a safe area and I've very rarely felt like I was in an unsafe situation, so I've never really had to contemplate what I would do if I was forced to defend myself. I know going for the eyes is a highly effective way to disable your attacker, but something inside me goes NOOOOO when I try and imagine sinking my thumbs into somebody's eyeballs. If it ever came down to it I think I could do it, but I might also throw up afterwards.
[–]F-That 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
This is why so many victims don't do it. Society tells us that we should not and its gross, but fuck that. If you are getting attacked by someone who is trying to rape you or trying to mug you, then use everything in your power to stop them. They don't care about your well being and you should not care about theirs. Who is to say after they rape or mug you that they wont just knock you over the head and kill you so they don't get caught? Personally I would rather have them be the disabled or dead then the other way around.
[–]BeowulfShaeffer 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
There is the possibility that if you rip a guys eyes out while he still has ahold of you he will go from "rape mode" to "revenge mode". Even if he can't see if he has a hold of you (or is on top of you physically controlling you) he might do something like, say, choke you to death in anger and pain.
Perhaps there is research showing that this never or rarely happens. I've just never read a report of a a women actually gouging out a guys eyes and how it turned out for her.
Good points.
I'm both applauding and cringing over this post.
[–]internetpersona11 21 points22 points23 points 4 months ago*
Huh. I thought it was funny because men don't live their lives in fear of being assaulted and abused by a larger more physically dominant gender, which makes the need for defensive disabling attacks like that silly.
Edit for pro statisticians and MRAs below, I was referring to the disabling attacks pictured which show a man going for genital and breast pain, and slots' comment about the "sociopathic" nature of this line of thinking drilled into women. It makes good tactical sense for self defense against against a larger more powerful aggressor.
[–]darwin2500 21 points22 points23 points 4 months ago
The males who would bother to assault me are generally larger and more physically dominant than me (male), and in my shitty neighborhood, I live in fear as well.
[–]trias_e 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
While this is true, if a woman attacked me with a knife I would not be above going for the crotch kick and boob twist.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
While true, men are much more at risk than women of being assaulted, so they should be more worried about being assaulted, never mind by who.
The assailants are more likely to be male, though. That either means that men are statistically more disfranchised, or that men under certain conditions are more likely to turn to crime rather than other ways to survive, possibly some degree of both depending on how you look at it.
[–]joseph10000 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago
Wrong. Men are victims of violence far more often than women.
"Of all homicides worldwide, 82% of the victims were male and 18% were female"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homicide
[–]trias_e 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
Well, yeah, but men are almost always the perpetrators of this violence. Men need to learn to defend themselves from men.
[–]joseph10000 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Of course they are but the OP implied men have less to fear.
The opposite is true.
[–]Begferdeth 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
I'm pretty sure the Cunt Punt would work just as well on a man. Not so sure about the Titty Twister, but if I couldn't get it to work I would just run away.
[–]JimmyJamesMac 15 points16 points17 points 4 months ago
It's sad that our 24 hour news culture make women afraid of this, too. The reality is that the chances of being randomly assaulted are much, much lower than being in a major vehicle accident, yet millions of women are encouraged to take self defense training rather than driver's training.
[–]colorpulate 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
Doesn't every woman with a license go through drivers training? You know, the same way men do?
[–]JimmyJamesMac 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Lol...not in the US. Everybody should take more driver education and take steps to avoid accidents, make or female. We should be worried about the most real threats to our health and safety, and worry less about the most rare threats.
[–]Wind5 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
The drivers training you are required to go through to get your license is laughable at best.
[–]Can_it_Plapton 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Parallel park, make a left at a light, make a right at a stop sign, and then pull up at the curb. Congratulations! You can now drive everywhere in the world for the rest of your life!
[–]ohgeronimo 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
In some cases parallel parking can even be failed so long as you pass the rest.
[–]colorpulate 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Maybe in your country.
[–]IdleGod 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
They're inconsistent is the problem. Not all examiners grade the same, so some people that shouldn't drive, are allowed to, where other good drivers will fail. There is a show here in Canada called "Canada's Worst Driver". They talk to the drivers and the one nearly universal historical part of their lives is that their license examiner was very lax. "Do a lap around the block, I'll stand here and watch".
[–]NovaMouser 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I need someone else with less heart then me to make a women drivers joke here.
[–]zimmer199 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
My wife has a compact car. It was a sedan when I gave it to her.
[–]__slots__ 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Naw, it's the other thing.
[–]b3spoke 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I'm no expert, but I'm gunna say kicking like that is a great way to break your toes. And then you'll be in too much pain to claw at her titties.
[–]Mange-Tout 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
When you kick like that you strike with the ball of the foot. If you miss you may hurt your toes, but then again that's why you practice.
But surely striking with the ball of the foot is better for a 'push' kick. With that swinging motion you'd be better using the shin.
[–]Mange-Tout 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Hitting with the shin in that area would require you to be at least a foot closer to your target. Distance=safety in the martial arts. However, in reality you'd tailor the kick to the situation. You try to keep your distance, but if they charge at you you can throw a shin kick or even a knee.
[–]Sykotik 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Or you'll just get your foot stuck and fall over.
[–]MrSpof 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Or as the wife and I call it, Friday night as usual.
[–]nomau 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I feel much safer now
[–]EndTheFed1776 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
"Carry a gun" :P
[–]WildWe5 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I often walk home in thongs.
[–]Mcrib708 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Smash twist pull, I think you forgot to add its important to softly grunt, "mneh!" during the pull phase.
[–]MegaSuperAwesome1214 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I thought this was called foreplay.
[–]MeNotSanta 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I feel the urge to get attacked by a woman now
[–]Estoye 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Great. More Chris Brown Twitter pics.
[–]Kingbeemusic 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
That's what he gets for going home in nothing but his drawers.
[–]Gronfors 38 points39 points40 points 4 months ago
I would say getting kicked hurts.
Unless the vagina is some sort of pain absorbing crevice.
I wouldn't know, I'm gay.
[–]IEnjoyFancyHats 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
http://instantostrich.com/
[–]MsMorningstar 14 points15 points16 points 4 months ago
While the actual vagina doesn't hurt, there is the pubis bone down there. Imagine the feeling of getting kicked in the shin, but between your legs.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Ugh, I involuntarily clenched up.
[–]slightlyshysara 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
This might shock you all, but I've never been kicked in the vagina, so I can't say this for sure, but I'm with Gronfors here. Getting kicked hurts, but i think it would be better to just go for a stomach kick to get the same result.
Perhaps it's more offensive to go for the vag and tits and therefore funnier?
[–]Quazz 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I think it's mostly that the movement necessary to kick there is easier than a kick in the stomach.
Although this is probably just a counterimage to the selfdefense image that was floating about kicking a guy in the balls and then kneeing his face or something if I remember correctly
[–]jimontgomery 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I'm surprised how many women think that when a guy gets hit in the crotch, its our penis that hurts. Needless to say, getting hit in the penis does hurt, as it is more sensitive than other parts of the body, much like getting hit in the lip is more painful than in the arm. But all guys can agree here that getting hit in the testicles is a very unique pain that we would like to experience as little as possible.
[–]GreenAlbatross 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
Blunt force impact to the clitoris is about as bad as a similar strike to the scrotum. It requires better aim, but the effect is essentially the same.
[–]feanturi 18 points19 points20 points 4 months ago
It would be more like a strike to the head of the penis really. Which would probably hurt but not the profound level of pain the testes can provide. I have read that the ovaries experience pain more like the testicles do. The same article said that it is possible in some positions to punch an ovary when doing anal, and is supposed to hurt like getting kicked in the balls.
[–]GreenAlbatross 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I've been hit in the clitoris before and it caused sympathetic pain in the ovaries. I had been standing on the metal ladder of some monkey bars and slipped. Pelvic bruising really sucks.
[–]Thermionic 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I've hit an ovary during normal vaginal sex... ended the party pretty rapidly.
[–]katalyst23 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
What? How?! Those things are way up in there.
[–]BeowulfShaeffer 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Thermionic katalyst has set it up for you to knock it out of the park here..
[–]Thermionic 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Ovaries are tucked in alongside the uterus in most women... depends on the particular woman's physiology. In this case it was her on her side, me above... so the angle was working to the ovary's disadvantage. ;)
Or, I could lie and tell you I'm hung like a 4-D MagLite... this is the internet and everybody's a porn star, right?
[–]CoAmon 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I curious how you managed to do this as there is usually a thick wall of cervix preventing that sort of thing.
They're nowhere near as far up as you think, and the cervix really has nothing to do with it. The ovaries are essentially tucked in beside the uterus, and it depends on the woman how far up that is. In this case we were doing it with her on her side and me on top... so the angle was a little unusual.
[–]Funkenpants 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Better aim? I can never find that thing even in a non-conflict situation.
[–]GreenAlbatross 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
That is something of a predicament.
[–]glitterandsparkles 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
it hurts.
[–]shebillah 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
But he is so much taller than her. He could just push her.
[–]Ikimasen 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Luckily I work at a breast and genital destructive testing and quality assurance firm, so this is safe for work for me. As a matter of fact, I'm going to use this to look busy.
[–]chefmcduck 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
The ole boob honk, works everytime
[–]SirDingleberries 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Self defense is always a very serious matter.
[–]mordo 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I'm sad that i can't give this anymore than one upvote :(
[–]TheLolmighty 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
<=, <=, V, => + B + B + A: Cunt punt + Titty-tug
[–]TehJonno 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
That guy's package is huge.
[–]Estoye 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
In related news...
[–]samshank96 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I literally said "what the fuck?" when I saw this...
[–]Sixil 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Perfect, now I know what to do if I ever get in trouble with one of those "Bad Bitches".
I hear they're trouble. :S
[–]denim-chicken 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Chapter 2: "So I stuck my dick in crazy. Now what?"
[–]jordaniac89 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Wait, is this not how you are supposed to have sex? Shit...
[–]Richthered 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
That's just sex...I don't get this?
[–]BobbyBigDogMalone 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Why is he wearing a thong?
[–]IG627 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Does anyone else find it weird that she is fully clothed and he is in a thong???
[–]bluepinklady 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
But we don't have any balls...
[–]Stinkychinaman 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
when i walk home alone i love to wear banana hammocks.
Oddly enough the second picture looks like they are both enjoying it.
[–]lovemakersoulshaker 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
So they are supposed to assault the women then feel her up.....I believe this is why they have RAD classes.
[–]timmehkuza 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Why is he wearing a banana hammock?
[–]23967230985723986 -9 points-8 points-7 points 4 months ago
The real tip: If a woman attacks you you'll just have to let her do whatever she wants because if you fight you're only making it worse for yourself. If you even touch her in self-defense she'll claim that you raped her and have your ass sent to jail and drain your bank account.
The radical feminist agenda has destroyed society and its perception of masculinity. Men are now worth shit. If a woman wants to torture you, murder you, rape you, take all over your belongings than the world will do nothing to protect you.
[–]CountPanda 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
radical feminist agenda
This does not, and has never existed, except maybe some college campuses more than three decades ago.
The problem is bias, and when it comes to violence involving a man and a woman, the bias is often a rational, occum's-razor get-it-right-most-of-the-time. This is a major hurdle when men are accused with false allegations.
It is a problem.
But there is no radical feminist agenda, only byproducts of an evolving society and individuals doing bad things sometimes.
[–]nothingtoworryabout 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
| no radical feminist agenda
http://www.reddit.com/r/shitredditsays
Whatever you say, brah.
[–]I_Will_Allow_This 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Wow you're an idiot if that's your only example. SRS is a circlejerk and +90% of everyone on there doesn't believe ANY of the shit they are saying, they're all a bunch of trolls.
[–]nothingtoworryabout 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
It's a circlejerk that has gotten quite a lot of subreddits banned. Do show another subreddit with that kind of power over the whole reddit community, will you?
[–]yourstupidface 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago*
Normally when I see somebody write something like this, my instinct is to try to patiently explain why you're wrong to be so incensed, but... it never works. So I'm just going to tell you this: You think you're smart, but in reality you're a fucking idiot, and your perspective on feminism is exactly the same as a 1950s southern white democrat's perspective on civil rights. I hope you get hit by a bus.
[–]spcguts -11 points-10 points-9 points 4 months ago
After seeing this, I just had to give it a try. I decided to walk to the store. Sadly, on the way to the store, I encountered no women. Once I got to the store I figured I better get a red bull since its been known to increase vigilance and reaction speed. On the return trip home, I was worried that I still wouldn't be able to encounter a woman, but as luck would have it, as I was turning onto my street, I saw her. She was walking a small dog.
At first I thought I should just call the whole thing off since the info graphic didn't specifically show how to handle the situation if the woman had a dog, but I decided to throw caution to the wind and go for it.
As soon as I got close enough to launch the kick, she smiled and started to say something. I didn't bother to let her finish and unleashed a quick yet powerful kick between her legs. Just like in the graphic she doubled over. I then made the grab for her breasts. I must have done the order correctly (smash, twist and pull) because as soon as I let go she fell to the ground. She started screaming rape though. I tried to calm her down and tell her that I was only practicing what I saw in an info graphic but she was pretty hysterical (should I have warned her?).
The police showed up a few minutes later, I was hoping they would explain that I wasn't trying to rape her. I wasn't so lucky. Apparently the police have never seen the info graphic, or maybe I wasn't describing it well enough. They got very mean and I sensed that they actually thought I was some sort of criminal. I knew I had to make a move soon because I felt the effects of the red bull starting to wain. I made a run for it. Luckily my endurance held out and I made it home safely.
Just thought I would relate this little tale that just because you saw something on the internet, chances are the police don't use the internet and won't understand.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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