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[–]cultculturee 40 points41 points ago

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i haven't laughed at something this hard in a long time. goddamnit this is so fucking funny

[–]DannyFathom 15 points16 points ago

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So "Fuck", a harmless word, censored. "Faggot" however...

[–]CaptainTim1982 7 points8 points ago

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I pointed out the same thing. Got mercilessly down voted.

[–]DannyFathom 1 point2 points ago

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i know that feel, i once got -20's for pointing out a repost, the bandwagon latches on to whatever the first couple voters think

[–]scoooot 6 points7 points ago

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Homophobia is a twisted morality.

[–]shut_up_faggot -1 points0 points ago

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Tell me about it.

[–]scoooot 2 points3 points ago

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You're a bad person, and you should feel bad about yourself.

[–]Green-Knickers 9 points10 points ago

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I'm alone in a hospital bed now and been lonely and sad, I haven't laughed this hard in days.

[–]Neodymium 3 points4 points ago

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That sucks. What are you in hospital for? sends internet hugs

[–]Green-Knickers 0 points1 point ago

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Ammonia/flu combo, I'm on day 4 now, and thanks :)

[–]gramie 4 points5 points ago

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I've heard that ammonia is a real bleach.

[–]Green-Knickers 0 points1 point ago

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It is, not quite as bad as the oxycoten I've been taking though

[–]Neodymium 4 points5 points ago

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I hope you start feeling better soon.

When I feel bad I spend some time on www.zooborns.com it has heaps of interesting and cute baby zoo animal videos and pictures, so you could check that out if you're into cute stuff :)

[–]Green-Knickers 1 point2 points ago

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Oh.Mai.gawd. You rock, thanks!

[–]Neodymium 0 points1 point ago

No problem :)

[–]SomethingFoul 1 point2 points ago

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At least you're being helpful while you have the flu.

http://ak.buy.com/PI/0/500/205785849.jpg

[–]Green-Knickers 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah they have me walking up and down the halls coughing on screens and windows

[–]FaKeShAdOw 2 points3 points ago

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What would you do if I sent stripper nurses?

[–]Green-Knickers 1 point2 points ago

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Laugh my ass off because my neighbor is superconservative.

[–]scoooot 6 points7 points ago

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Homophobia makes you uncool.

[–]TacticalBacon00 7 points8 points ago

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best repost ever. the bots havent shown up yet, though

[–]CandleInTheFart 4 points5 points ago

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Didn't they say last time it was because of the dog being subservient to the owner as the owner was an aggressive dog-abusing dickhead?

[–]Cuchulain1803 0 points1 point ago

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Wah.

[–]amolad 2 points3 points ago

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Idiot doesn't realize the dog is laughing at him. Every day. And all day while he's gone.

[–]thisredditaccount 17 points18 points ago

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Fucking hilarious. Couldn't stop laughing. I hate it when my dog goes complete faggot on me.

[–]SmellyJoey 2 points3 points ago

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HEY HEY HEY. There's no need to say the F word! Not faggot. That one is fine apparently. It's a good dog name.

[–]raffytraffy 8 points9 points ago

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he shat in your shoes.

[–]lacig 3 points4 points ago

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Ha I do the same thing! It makes me think of my sister's little dog and I crack up... Thank you for making me smile today!

[–]Morticide 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, the text just makes this picture 1000 times better.

[–]rjqg327 1 point2 points ago

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Yo dawg...

[–]CanadianEgg 1 point2 points ago

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oh yeah I remember seeing this a long time ago

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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This picture gets me every. damn. time.

[–]Hieronymus_Bosch 4 points5 points ago

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haha! i too saved this one a while back, gets me every time.

[–]JakeTheDinosaur[S] 2 points3 points ago

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It's just so funny! I wish my dog did that.

[–]Scronce 1 point2 points ago

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Mine can :D Jack Russel Terrier and he starts snorting etc wen hes excited

[–]MaxQuordlepleen 2 points3 points ago

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Mine does. Just buy a Yorkshire Terrier and make him happy. Faggot looks everyday.

[–]TheVoices_InYourHead 1 point2 points ago

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My dog does that! While she's doing that, she also makes this CRRK CRRK noise that's grunting but not quite grunting...

[–]umakemelol -4 points-3 points ago

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Just want to say I saved it too, couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw this. I have a lot of things saved so whenever I'm buzzed or high... I know where to go.

[–]dhaft88 5 points6 points ago

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Cool.

[–]krankdaddy 2 points3 points ago

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wow this actually worked, this made me laugh so hard after a rough day. thanks alot!

[–]JakeTheDinosaur[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I'm glad to hear it! :]

[–]clawdeeuhh 1 point2 points ago

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OMG Thank you so much. It's been a rough week and that definitely made it a little better :)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, it always makes me feel better to use gay-hating slurs. Hope your dog makes a good BBQ for your Korean neighbors, ugly fucker

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Downvote because of the gratuitous attack on Koreans.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh it's not your dog? Go die

[–]skeeto111 3 points4 points ago

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I could be wrong but I remember reading a while back that this dog would only be making this face if it was being abused or neglected. I can't remember the article or thread but if I find it I will post it

[–]Scronce 4 points5 points ago

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YOU ARE WRONG.

[–]TheyreEatingHer 2 points3 points ago

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I thought when a dog smiles like that it meant they're happy to see you, but still being submissive. My miniature schnauzer does it all the time when I get home. She runs up to me and puts her paws on my knees and smiles.

[–]fagpatrol 1 point2 points ago

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False. My yorkie does it a little if he's sleeping while I'm gone and I come home on him and my bichon does it ALLL the time. I think she likes being laughed at and I always thought the yorkie did it because his mouth felt gross from sleeping or that he was greeting us because he doesn't do it all that often.

[–]fullmetalraz 1 point2 points ago

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Every time this is reposted I look at the comments for this exact explanation every time.

[–]hippopotacat 1 point2 points ago

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Mah nigga

[–]andreiknox 0 points1 point ago

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Every time?

[–]dagoff 1 point2 points ago

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You're wrong. Dogs smile because they're either conditioned to (if rewarded while wearing that expression they'll do it again next time) or simply to show that they understand you're the boss. If they raise their front lip though they're gonna come atcha, so watch out!

[–]Neodymium 0 points1 point ago

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It has an underbite.

[–]woodgood 1 point2 points ago

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hahahaha thank you for reminding me of this on it gets me every time too. it is now saved on my computer

[–]hugo_tets 1 point2 points ago

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wasn't there a creepypasta article with this picture?

[–]sekret_identity 1 point2 points ago

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[–]JakeTheDinosaur[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Omg I rolled hahaha. I keep hearing that wheeze laugh when I look at this picture now!

[–]jogz699 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck me! It looks just like Ricky Gervais

[–]Phased 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TryAgainMyFriend 2 points3 points ago

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God damn it, this makes me laugh every fucking time I see it.

[–]orkid68 0 points1 point ago

“It’s funny because the dog’s behavior is undesirable, just like homosexuality”

[–]JTLightning 0 points1 point ago

This is the one picture that can always make me cry from laughing so hard. Thank you.

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[–]BewareOfLyon -3 points-2 points ago

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That was a blatant misspelling...

[–]crazigrl 1 point2 points ago

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I was hoping it was the "Hur, I'm a horse" one. That always gives me the giggles.

[–]woodgood 9 points10 points ago

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[–]CaptainTim1982 -4 points-3 points ago

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Pretty homophobic there brah.

[–]CaptainTim1982 -4 points-3 points ago

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Really? A down vote for calling out the homophobia? Use of "f####t" 3 times and it cheers that person up?

[–]Ushankaclock -3 points-2 points ago

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He used it in non-homophobic context, you can call someone a faggot without it relating to sexuality.

[–]CaptainTim1982 1 point2 points ago

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Not really. Can you use the n word in a non racial context?

[–]Ushankaclock 1 point2 points ago

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I don't take offence to the word faggot because I don't give a fuck.

[–]Inequilibrium -1 points0 points ago*

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Are you gay? (Because if not, what the fuck makes you think you understand what they should and shouldn't be hurt by?)

[–]Ushankaclock 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]Inequilibrium -1 points0 points ago

Then keep in mind that you only speak for yourself.

[–]Darkovian 0 points1 point ago

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Bahahahahha. This made my day significantly better.

[–]BosmerFarts 0 points1 point ago

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I loved this, its like not even just the dog its his reaction.

[–]Snitters12 0 points1 point ago

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oh yes, i did the same thing.

[–]GhostofEnlil 0 points1 point ago

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Tears of joy and a dark sense of humor. Mostly dark humor.

[–]BadMrFrosty 0 points1 point ago

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=]

[–]FruitistaFreeze 0 points1 point ago

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Thats the same face I made when I saw this

[–]vicstuhhh 0 points1 point ago

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This picture opens whenever I go on the internet on my phone.

[–]JakeTheDinosaur[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Win. Haha

[–]JakeTheDinosaur[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Win. Haha

[–]it_has_come_to_this 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. You've made my day a lot better. Please continue to be awesome.

[–]AlterBridgeFan 0 points1 point ago

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I love that little fucker.

[–]TheVoices_InYourHead 0 points1 point ago

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I've been looking for this FOREVER. Thank you :3

[–]TimmaDee 0 points1 point ago

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Last month my young cousin died in a car accident, his funeral is tomorrow which is my 21st birthday. Monday my best friends mum finally passed away due to cancer that has been killeing her for 2 years. Last night my mum tried to overdose and was only stopped by me and my step dad holding her down and calling an ambulance.

This picture is the first time I smiled since any of that, Ishit myself lying.

[–]JakeTheDinosaur[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I'm really sorry to hear all that bad news. That's just a load of bad. Just surround yourself with things that make you laugh and smile, and everything will be easier to handle. Much love and I hope everything gets better!

[–]Lakai_Sgrd 0 points1 point ago

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This has been posted like a 1,000 times, if you haven't seen this like 10 times before you must be new to the internet.

[–]SS2PB 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care how old this gets, it always cracks me up. Fucking hilarious to me.

[–]scrchngwsl 0 points1 point ago

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I have no idea why this is so funny but I can't stop laughing

[–]WorksNut 0 points1 point ago

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I have been looking for this for the past 2 weeks... Thank you soo much.

[–]JakeTheDinosaur[S] -1 points0 points ago

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:D

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't laugh that hard because this weekend I sought out that picture to make me laugh. It's a classic.

[–]joe-doe 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks bro.

[–]McFarland1991 0 points1 point ago

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Gets me every single time.

[–]bpoag 0 points1 point ago

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Aaaaah, thank you for this. Woke up feeling like shit, and this is the first thing that's made me laugh all day.

[–]selfreliance 0 points1 point ago

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Relatively new Redditor here, and I must say that this is the the first post that made me crack up. Not just a little giggle, but I mean I was still laughing after I left the computer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha I would love this dog!

[–]koolbananas3000 0 points1 point ago

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Good repost, still funny.

[–]mattosbored -1 points0 points ago

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he's so pissed at that faggot...

[–]Zerete -5 points-4 points ago

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inb4 downvotes for being too old/reposted

I always loved this one, that goddam face makes me laugh each single time.

[–]duckiepoop -1 points0 points ago

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Haven't laughed this hard in awhile, thank you.

[–]Hexxas -1 points0 points ago

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I just lost it and woke up my roommate. Now he's pissed, but it's worth it.

[–]superduperhero -1 points0 points ago

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lolol this is funnier than I thought it would be

[–]Tietsu -1 points0 points ago

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After seeing the title I was actually defying myself to find this funny. Now I can't breathe. You son of a bitch!

[–]nixygirl -1 points0 points ago

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Honest to god major lolling happening at my house! Thanks for linking that. I now have it saved in my image folder for bad days :)

[–]irishwonder -1 points0 points ago

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With all my time on the interwebs, dating back to the 4chan years, it has become increasingly hard for me to find things that genuinely make me lol.

This brought tears.

[–]krzzz -1 points0 points ago

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i am crying right now bwahahahah

[–]Whenthenighthascome -1 points0 points ago

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Awesome OP: Reposts photo, knows it's a repost. Still does it to brighten people's days. Good job OP, good job.

[–]DevmasterJ -1 points0 points ago

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This has to be my favorite Reddit post. I have been searching for this for EVER! and finally it was reposted. Thank you so much

[–]JohnnyLongarms -1 points0 points ago

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I have a silky terrier daschund mix. Every day I come home to that exact face. Fucking faggot dog.

[–]Whawhawah -2 points-1 points ago

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I showed this picture to my girlfriend a while ago and she approves.

[–]narkos 1 point2 points ago

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Good to know!

[–]JesterAzazel -4 points-3 points ago

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Every single "You laugh you lose" thread on 4chan has this picture..

[–]sexybeast099 -2 points-1 points ago

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Well, given that I was told a few hours ago that my dog died...

(not kidding, not a throwaway)

[–]Rjones61 -2 points-1 points ago

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This has been on the front page more than any other picture ever. Yet, there is no meme?

[–]JakeTheDinosaur[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't know why but I just pictured Philosoraptor as I read that. It needs to be a meme.

[–]tikituki -3 points-2 points ago

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I know a Yorkie that does this bullshit too. Makes me want to kick the little homo dog down the stairs.

That and the fact that he unties my shoes in a vicious rage every time I attempt to step out the door. Or go up stairs. Or have only socks on.

I hate that animal.