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[–]Bonshaquitalafondria 76 points77 points ago

Remedial Chaos Theory was one of their best episodes.

[–]Gamer_ely 6 points7 points ago

apparently you don't know how to properly destroy a troll

[–]andbruno 18 points19 points ago

I'd have to say Modern Warfare was one of the finest TV episodes of any show of all time, in my estimation.

[–]sponto_pronto 18 points19 points ago

Honestly, I think the 2-episode paintball storyline in season 2 was much better and presented a show in its absolute prime. The Western theme slowly melding into the Star Wars theme was brilliant.

[–]kicksplasher00 4 points5 points ago

All 3 of you get upvotes because those are definitely 3 of the best. I would also like to mention Chicken

[–]WeeBabySeamus 2 points3 points ago

What amazed me was the effortlessness of that switchover. Pure wonderful.

[–]I_Wont_Draw_That 55 points56 points ago

Wow I am truly amazed by how many people thought Troy was just eating a cigarette in this scene.

[–]mrmackdaddy 32 points33 points ago

I'm amazed so many people don't watch Community.

[–]TacticalJok3r 22 points23 points ago

Agreed. MARCH 15TH!!!

[–]octocock 19 points20 points ago

Six seasons and a movie!

[–]TheGreaterMossdog 2 points3 points ago

four seasons and a porno!

[–]aterlumen 8 points9 points ago

PEOPLE DON'T WATCH WHAT I WATCH? SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE

[–]I_Wont_Draw_That 2 points3 points ago

I don't know that it's any more or less obvious that it's candy if you watch the show. Perhaps understanding Troy's child-like innocence informs it..

Anyway, for what it's worth, I didn't realize this was on /r/funny not /r/community until I read your comment. :P That explains a lot.

[–]spuddeh 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure he mentions that he filled the case with candy earlier in the episode. There's definitely another candy cig joke later on though with Abed now also addicted to them. I wanna say it was the episode where Annie moves in.

[–]Adamski42 1 point2 points ago

Actually, only one or two episodes before or after this one, he makes another reference to candy cigarettes. I actually think it was later on because it wasn't explained at all in this episode.

[–]norsurfit 2 points3 points ago

Still waiting for your drawing...

[–]TheyreEatingHer 2 points3 points ago

I don't know this show and it looks like that's all he's doing is eating a cigarette. What else is going on?

[–]Drunken_Economist 193 points194 points ago

This is one of my favorite visual gags in television

[–]onanonanonaonon 51 points52 points ago

you should watch red dwarf.

[–]Deep__Thought 12 points13 points ago

Oh man, its been forever since I've watched RD. I smell a marathon coming up

[–]TheMadWoodcutter 7 points8 points ago

IT'S ON NETFLIX!!! W000TTT!!!

[–]fatmex 5 points6 points ago

you got my hopes up. DVD only.

[–]TheMadWoodcutter 2 points3 points ago

Lol, here's one situation where netflix.ca wins out! The whole thing is streaming up here :D

[–]D_for_David 3 points4 points ago

Hmmm... If I buy a Canadian computer... Would I get this perk?

[–]o0o0o0o0o0o 1 point2 points ago

You also need a Canadian os.

[–]ENKC 4 points5 points ago

Windows Eht?

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

Just thought I'd inform you that there's a new season coming out this year.

[–]Measly 11 points12 points ago

Do you think he wants some toast?

[–]Neuromancer4242 4 points5 points ago

We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Ah, so you're a waffle man.

[–]Neuromancer4242 1 point2 points ago

:D

[–]XXXSnipaN0Sc0pe420XX 29 points30 points ago

I tried. It was painful.

[–]recursive_automaton 18 points19 points ago

He expressed an opinion differing from the hive-mind. Downvote him!!!

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 17 points18 points ago

I tried. It was painful.

[–]theodrixx 1 point2 points ago

I thought this was a double-meaning joke on our sun being a red dwarf but I looked it up and it turns out it's a yellow dwarf.

...DISAPPOINTED!

[–]Mozambique_Drill 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh, so you're a waffle guy, huh?

[–]KRossVD 36 points37 points ago

"Please Britta, I'm an adult."

[–]Leadpipe 41 points42 points ago

"You've got... a jar of olives next to the toilet..."

"It's a fancy party, Britta."

[–]mce1502 329 points330 points ago

Donald Glover is so great.

[–]searingsky 79 points80 points ago

Donald Glover
Don Glover
Dong Lover

[–]ElectricBatman 15 points16 points ago

I remember hearing Craig Ferguson make that joke on his show. Now in every interview he calls him Don Glover.

Edit: Clarity

[–]YoungSerious 35 points36 points ago

Glover made that joke himself on Conan.

[–]tkw954 9 points10 points ago

http://twitter.com/#!/donglover

This is Donald. I used to use @DonGlover. But I switched cause people would think of penises when they saw it. Now I'm @DonaldGlover. Thx.

[–]ElectricBatman 1 point2 points ago

I was aware Glover made the joke himself first, but didn't know he said it on Conan.

I just know that he's on Craig's show all the time, and since Donald made that joke, Craig has called him Don Glover.

[–]YoungSerious 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, you misunderstood my intent. I wasn't trying to prove you wrong, only suggest that Craig was not the first to make that joke. You didn't say he was, I was only trying to make sure that assumption by others wouldn't be made.

[–]Dapwell 79 points80 points ago

Donald Glover is just Hilarious mixed with some badass rhymes plus awesomeness. Then just topped with some perfection.

[–]raddat 46 points47 points ago

I wasn't aware Donald Glover was a pizza, but hey, add some anchovies and make it a family size and I'll finish it for lunch tomorrow.

[–]ShadyJane 20 points21 points ago

You don't finish a Donald Glover. It finishes you.

[–]juggleknob 9 points10 points ago

dammit britta dont pull an abed

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

He's Russian?

[–]rattoucher 9 points10 points ago

I think he's finnish.

[–]laxamania 14 points15 points ago

No he's just getting started

[–]Cfreeze 2 points3 points ago

Its his crying that always sets me off. BASED ON MARKET PRICES? WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT! (sobs)

[–]koolkid005 14 points15 points ago

Meh, his rhymes are okay. He does that lame ass telegraphing shit or "hash tag rapping" that Drake and Weezy do.

[–]ThaddyG 15 points16 points ago

Woah there, hey. That kind of talk don't fly outside /r/hiphopheads.

[–]whoa_not_woah 33 points34 points ago

[–]ThaddyG 9 points10 points ago

I have consistently chosen the wrong spelling of this word like 50% of the time throughout most of my life and your quest, while noble, will surely do little to remedy this.

[–]tkagotquants 2 points3 points ago

...Where were you when I needed you!?

I've been writing woah all along.

[–]whoa_not_woah 6 points7 points ago

Silly tkagotquants! That's not a real word!

[–]Todomanna 2 points3 points ago

But... it's right there... how can it not be real? Am I hallucinating? My god... what else isn't real... mommy? Daddy? Fluffles?!

OH GOD THE HUMANITY

[–]Aszuul 3 points4 points ago

don't let them tell you it's wrong, we know woah is the right way.

[–]sweetlove 1 point2 points ago

Whoa thanks showing me that that rhyming pattern has a name. I often talk about it awkwardly with friends when discussing lyrics because I never knew what to call it.

[–]average_AZN 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Worstcasescenario 9 points10 points ago

Well, I dunno, he's kind of right, actually. No need for look of disapproval. I love Donald Glover but his rapping is good, not great. I think people are blinded by how much they like the guy.

[–]BoJangles00 1 point2 points ago

His music is definitely fun to listen to, but I wouldn't call him ground-breaking or an amazing rapper.

[–]achi1337 10 points11 points ago

Saw him at the South Beach Comedy Festival last week... IT'S NOT FAIR THAT SO MUCH TALENT IS IN ONE PERSON

[–]Von_phan 3 points4 points ago

Childish Gambino is so great. FTFY.

[–]poccnn 7 points8 points ago

So apparently he made that name using a Wu-Tang name generator. It gave me Tha Prickly Comedian. Tha Prickly Comedian ain't nothin' to fuck with.

[–]huto 5 points6 points ago

It also gave me Tha Prickly Comedian. Are you me??

[–]ElectricBatman 4 points5 points ago

Don't worry, I got Inebriated Assistant.... maybe I cansh helpsh you guysh solve... this purdicklment.

[–]bland_username 3 points4 points ago

Budget Nudist.

I am confused.

[–]kb1315 5 points6 points ago

BIG GAY MULE. Top that.

[–]Jeff_Bridges_In_TRON 2 points3 points ago

HUT ONE, HUT TWO, HUT THREE, HUT! OL' MUCKY TERRAHAWK LIVE AND UNCUT

[–]JinanReddit 2 points3 points ago

I am Well-liked Assman. ಠ_ಠ I'm a lady.

[–]poccnn 1 point2 points ago

Well shit. I always feared this would happen eventually.

We have to find more of us and form a hip-hop collective.

[–]huto 1 point2 points ago

We can call ourselves Da Funny Pricks!

[–]hear_me 1 point2 points ago

I got Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere. Is it just a limited number of responses randomly spat out? DISAPPOINTED.

[–]poccnn 2 points3 points ago

I tried a lot of different variations on similar names, so it does seem to be random, especially considering huto received the same name as me. Unless he has the same name as me.

Someone needs to do a thorough analysis to find out how many possibilities there are. And I may be wrong, they might be assigned by some sort of Shaolin wisdom we can't understand.

[–]hear_me 2 points3 points ago

Shaolin wisdom? That's the best type of wisdom.

[–]huto 1 point2 points ago

And once again, we're back to "Are you me?"

ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

[–]RandomMcEric 1 point2 points ago

Pleased to meet you, I'm Crafty Barnardo.

[–]deathbycamera 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure you knew this since you linked it, but if you enter Donald Glover you do in fact get Childish Gambino.

[–]williemcbride 1 point2 points ago

Another Tha Prickly Comedian here.

[–]Llamapants 1 point2 points ago

Ungrateful Ninja

[–]ocarina_21 1 point2 points ago

Yo dawg, Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist here, representin' the 306...

[–]Niflhe 1 point2 points ago

I am, apparently, Chocolate Shatner. Hell yes.

[–]mkwsrt4 1 point2 points ago

AKA: childish gambino

[–]dvfaa 53 points54 points ago

Fuck yeah community! so glad this is coming back on Thursday

[–]Hmmphrey 76 points77 points ago

He keeps eating them but the packet is always full. FAKE.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

MAGIC

[–]Jealousy123 1 point2 points ago

Black Magic!

[–]Noble06 8 points9 points ago

I do believe that friendship is also magic.

[–]Delfishie 9 points10 points ago

My little Community...

[–][deleted] 115 points116 points ago*

Could someone explain to me how this .gif relates to the premise "when my girlfriend tries to finish a sentence for me"?

Edit: It makes sense now, sorta...

[–]sasshole_cockdick 144 points145 points ago

Britta thought he needed a light which was not the case because it was a candy cigarette much like when OPs girlfriend tries to finish OPs sentence when he was going to say something different.

[–]puapsyche 142 points143 points ago

I didn't even know it was a candy cigarette... I thought he just ate the cigarette out of frustration, LOL

[–]BrickWiggles 1 point2 points ago

Neither did I. But I believe eating tobacco would make you really sick and eventually throw up.

[–]blitzkrieg564 3 points4 points ago

I can tell you from experience that it does not taste good

[–]Ennil 2 points3 points ago

You should definitely watch Community then. You know just to understand the context and all.

WATCH IT WATCH IT RIGHT NOW

[–]Protspecd 1 point2 points ago

Those candy cigarettes are fucking amazing, I remember going to the milk bar as a child to get them. Now I want them so I can mess with people.

[–]schlub 1 point2 points ago

what is a milk bar? it sounds like heaven

[–]midri 2 points3 points ago

Ahhh the good ol'Korova Milk Bar

Your choice of milk or milk+ with vellocet, synthemesc, or drencrom.

Nothing like it after a good ol'game of in and out.

[–]Protspecd 1 point2 points ago

It is a term we use here in Australia for small (normally family owned) convenience stores.

[–]rahl404 4 points5 points ago

How do you have so many less upvotes than bwhite3604? His interpretation is completely off base.

[–]bwhite3604 45 points46 points ago

She was trying to light his cigarette for him, finishing the action of him smoking. He obviously did not want her help, so he changed his action to nullify and make her help pointless (you dont need to light a cigarette, if all you do is planning on eating it). When someone tries to finish a sentence for me, when I do not want them to, I change what the rest of the sentence was going to say, even if they were correct in finishing my sentence. I do this because I do not want to give them the satisfaction of finishing my sentence, and because it drives me crazy.

[–]thristhart 204 points205 points ago

To clarify, that is a candy cig. Not meant for lighting in the first place.

[–]Dylanthulhu 20 points21 points ago

One of my girlfriend's friends has a scar from lighting a candy cigarette.

[–]hamingston 8 points9 points ago

What, do they explode or something?

[–]Dylanthulhu 17 points18 points ago

They melt. It burned her leg badly.

[–]Gycklarn 34 points35 points ago

Why did she try to smoke it with her leg, though?

[–]Dylanthulhu 7 points8 points ago

She was wearing short shorts. It dripped.

[–]Bra1nDamage 12 points13 points ago

WHOOSH

[–]rhineholt 2 points3 points ago

This is getting good...

[–]jaywalker32 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately, it didn't. I was hoping for more details on what he was wearing up top and the smell of her hair. :|

[–]VeganM3 1 point2 points ago

Short shorts giggity

[–]rocketman0739 4 points5 points ago

badass

[–]bwhite3604 28 points29 points ago

Did not even notice, thanks.

[–]altoid2k4 65 points66 points ago

eating the cig would take this from funny to hardcore.

[–]chocolatebRain[S] 6 points7 points ago

Thank you for explaining it!

[–]shpongolian 1 point2 points ago

There's a guy at work that does this CONSTANTLY. We call him Echo. You could say "so yeah 2+2=5" and before you finish you'll hear "2+2=5 YUP THAT'S RIGHT."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

That makes more sense. Thanks.

[–]Tr33 9 points10 points ago

It might also make more sense to point out it's candy, that's how far off she was.

[–]MrsSmith23 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing it means she has no idea what he is really trying to say. As in she finishes his sentences incorrectly just like the blonde incorrectly tried to finish Donald Glover's action.

[–]rushoffailure 5 points6 points ago

The kids call that Britta-ing it.

[–]harfold 2 points3 points ago

Britta? She's the worst.

[–]bdubaya 9 points10 points ago

Nothing, but people will upmod anything that references Community

[–]Delfishie 20 points21 points ago

Only because they're streets ahead.

[–]andbruno 4 points5 points ago

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

Wait, I think I got it wrong.

[–]khag 3 points4 points ago

yes I do, no shame either

[–]HiFiGyri 2 points3 points ago

because it is a fairly popular show among Redditors. Sorry, I just felt compelled to finish your sentence

[–]bdubaya 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I think I meant to say more, but forgot, and ended prematurely. I do love the show though.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I've never seen nor plan to see community and I still blew snot onto my phone laughing at this.

[–]SmoochyDaisy52 3 points4 points ago

You should probably use a tissue for that next time.

[–]DrPhilBradley 5 points6 points ago

This is quite related. Tom Mullica is absolutely amazing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCm4r0F0tts

[–]GlitterBits 23 points24 points ago

She Britta's it!

[–]ThatOneDan 53 points54 points ago

No, I think you Britta'd it...

[–]GlitterBits 35 points36 points ago

I'm the worst.

[–]nickbrick23 30 points31 points ago

You're the AT&T of people.

[–]GatewayKeeper 6 points7 points ago

You're the opposite of Batman.

[–]dogscangrowbeards 2 points3 points ago

A pizza burn on the roof of the worlds mouth!

[–]Old_English_speaker 6 points7 points ago

No worse then Britta.

[–]toxicFork 8 points9 points ago

Britta is 0 kelvin

[–]MIXEDGREENS 4 points5 points ago

It's almost like we can finish each other's... sandwiches.

[–]Ryko89 13 points14 points ago

BAGEL

[–]double-o-awesome 21 points22 points ago

baggels?

[–]majorkev 7 points8 points ago

Which season/episode was this in? Only season 1 is on Canadian netflix.

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 7 points8 points ago

Season 3, episode 4, "Remedial Chaos Theory".

[–]Delfishie 1 point2 points ago

season 3 episode 4

[–]spuddeh 1 point2 points ago

I'm just jealous that you guys get Season 1. 'Murcan Netflix only has DVDs

[–]jasonskjonsby 2 points3 points ago

Season 3

[–]Scarjaka 8 points9 points ago

[–]Reverse-GIF 12 points13 points ago

[–]CBSniper 1 point2 points ago

reversegif's op as fuck hosting strikes again. Won't load. Imgur mirror anyone?

[–]T_L_D_R 2 points3 points ago

I've seen every episode, but I still had to watch that gif 6 times to figure out / remember what happened.

[–]morphi 2 points3 points ago

his facial expression is perfect

[–]cswider 2 points3 points ago

And outside the window someone wrecked their car and it exploded...

[–]WalrusInMySheets 2 points3 points ago

So when she tries to finish your sentence, you eat the sentence.

[–]asSeenOnYoutube 2 points3 points ago

[–]CivilEGR 10 points11 points ago

You eat a cigarette?

[–]a_little_girley 4 points5 points ago

I've actually eaten a cigarette before, quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever done ಠ_ಠ

[–]aBEARica 3 points4 points ago

Smoking one was.

[–]mushmancat 14 points15 points ago

[–]yalc 6 points7 points ago

[–]mushmancat 3 points4 points ago

It makes it look like they are all having a blast and then saw something they found extremely offensive.

[–]becker_ 1 point2 points ago

How many more times will this gif make it to the front page?

[–]FruitBatman 1 point2 points ago

Titta's Brits

[–]plum13sec 1 point2 points ago

derrick comedy

[–]Lavitro 4 points5 points ago

community, but donald glover was a member of derrick comedy.

[–]plum13sec 1 point2 points ago

yea i know that, but derrick comedy made me cry when i watched it in highschool

[–]cheesefalcon 0 points1 point ago

That really pisses me off because I have a problem like that. I like to be informed with a steady stream and people tend to loose their VERRRRY last word. Ex. Hey "Cheesefalcon" have you seen my (pause)... 20 questions START!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

is it alive?

[–]Uberninjaa 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else see the flash coming from outside the window?

[–]rasta_lion 0 points1 point ago

trippin balls. someone explain

[–]runnershighxc 1 point2 points ago

Britta thought he needed a light which was not the case because it was a candy cigarette much like when OPs girlfriend tries to finish OPs sentence when he was going to say something different.

[–]MyBumIsOnYourLips 0 points1 point ago

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[–]krizhek 0 points1 point ago

remember those bubble gum cigarettes? Good times.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I ate a cigarette once. It was disgusting.

[–]daliuso 0 points1 point ago

When I first saw this scene, I almost choked to death laughing. I was not expecting that at all, and I loved those candies as a kid. I love Community.

[–]cal1fub3ralle5 0 points1 point ago

what is that gif from?

[–]magylo 0 points1 point ago

My soul in a gif - AWESOME!

[–]alexkitsune 0 points1 point ago

I love candy cigarettes. So delicious.

[–]LibertyR3volution 0 points1 point ago

Keep them guessing.

[–]racer_24_4evr 0 points1 point ago

Troy and Abed in the morning!

[–]ropers 0 points1 point ago

Story of my life.

[–]Trevty 0 points1 point ago

Where is this from? I must see it!

[–]hsn407 0 points1 point ago

I like the community, I've seen this episode, but can someone explain to me the relation between the gif and this post? I really dont get it >_>

[–]adamzep91 0 points1 point ago

Blonde Liv Tyler?

[–]Tagard_McStone 0 points1 point ago

She Britas it?

[–]mistertyr 0 points1 point ago

Where is this from?

[–]SuperSick2 0 points1 point ago

You eat a cigarette?

[–]PollysLithium 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome.

[–]Wolfman51 0 points1 point ago

OMNOMNOMNOM

[–]jamianm 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else, in an off way, immediately think of Johnny Dangerously?

[–]JCamx 0 points1 point ago

Childish Gambino!

[–]baileydw 0 points1 point ago

source? looks funny (:

[–]whirls 0 points1 point ago

lol, so close.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I can't see the Citytv logo without hearing Mark Dailey saying "This is Citytv, everywhere."

[–]HoarthLithperer 0 points1 point ago

"We finish each other's.." "sandwiches" -Arrested Development

[–]albrano 0 points1 point ago

Nice, CityTV.