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[–]Doomshock 19 points20 points ago

[–]PotatoMusicBinge 4 points5 points ago

Really, if you're gona race your kids against your animals you're gona have trouble

[–]stumark 2 points3 points ago

And Snowball II takes the lead!

(Surely Maggie didn't know what hit her.)

[–]danmalo82 1 point2 points ago

TAG, BITCH!

(Watch the 'danmalo' one)

[–]chekkers 1 point2 points ago

When that kid hits 2 she will have her payback.

[–]njsam 0 points1 point ago

I'm ready to see the baby tagging the cat now.

[–]sfitzer 0 points1 point ago

That's what she gets for eating her food.

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

pwn'd by some pussy

[–]Grim914 0 points1 point ago

Goomba Stomp!

[–]asharwood -1 points0 points ago

This! Only thing that made me laugh. Thanks.

[–]hedeman 0 points1 point ago

You'll not beat my cuteness take it

[–]asynk 0 points1 point ago

I had to clean spit off my monitor. Was so not ready for that.

[–]MoeZis 0 points1 point ago

FALCON POWER!!!!

[–]dinrajas 0 points1 point ago

Cats are assholes

[–]NotANoveltyUser -3 points-2 points ago

Shit, I just had a daughter. If my cat ever did that, I would be asking redditors if someone wanted a cat.

[–]koolkid005 2 points3 points ago

Kids are dumb and mean, cats are cool.

[–]tokeable 3 points4 points ago

are you going to wipe their ass on High School graduation day too? Seriously don't coddle your kid too much.

[–]NotANoveltyUser 0 points1 point ago

Many cats have accidentally killed babies. Maybe you should look into that.

[–]greentablets -2 points-1 points ago

Words could not express how far I would send that cat flying.

[–]raisin_bran_in -1 points0 points ago

Cats: 1

Babies: 0

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

calling a baby a bitch? Will wonders never cease here on Reddit?