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[–]jolros 24 points25 points ago

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[–]Ca1m_down 6 points7 points ago

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The song if you want it.

[–]coreycubed 4 points5 points ago

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YTMND = infinite upvotes

[–]Jisaw 1 point2 points ago

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That's some nostalgia.

[–]RepostsOnReposts 41 points42 points ago

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http://toolinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/giraffe1-614x460.jpg

solved! you see, this is actually the rarely photographed giraffeoptaryx... the terror of the Serengeti! it rules the sky... no leaf is safe!

[–]FriedJello 5 points6 points ago

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Can they hover?

[–]moving-target 6 points7 points ago

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Is that a fucking pokemon?

[–]Whalehumper 33 points34 points ago

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I now have the urge to go to Toys R Us.

[–]CannedBeef 21 points22 points ago

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Fuck that; Toys R Us prices are insane.

[–]iComment_Too_Much 6 points7 points ago

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That's why I go... I go to slowly release the insanity. I come out shaking, but I feel much better when I go to the grocery store and buy organic broccoli.

[–]Punkgoblin 4 points5 points ago

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Seems repost.

[–]fckdup 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Luke217 3 points4 points ago

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I guess when someone says "I'm as high as a giraffes balls",,,,, its relative.

[–]FraggotMan 5 points6 points ago

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I cant wait until next week so i can down vote this pic again like i do every week

[–]Gromitt42 6 points7 points ago

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This pic is so old my mum sent it to me 3 years ago.

[–]Montuckian 1 point2 points ago

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[–]grepe 1 point2 points ago

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ufff... that was rough!

[–]Rein10 11 points12 points ago

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And then this happened http://i.imgur.com/jAd3Q.jpg

[–]W3REWOLF 44 points45 points ago

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downvote for making me sad ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Upvote for making a werewolf sad.

[–]cincy_rob 9 points10 points ago

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Fuck you! This was awesome. I am impressed by their image searching skills. One does not simply find a picture of a dead giraffe at a plane crash scene.

[–]andoverliam 15 points16 points ago

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It's the first image when you google "dead giraffe at a plane crash scene"

[–]chewtality 8 points9 points ago

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I can vouch for this man.

[–]sexydeathtime 1 point2 points ago

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And it's on reddit

[–]grepe 0 points1 point ago

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google shows something different to everybody

[–]impshial 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed! Impressive skills!

[–]Killpill 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck you for not putting NSFL. Dick.

[–]Cakeman9 4 points5 points ago

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Lets be serious, you probably would have clicked on it anyways.

[–]Killpill 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW != NSFL

There is a difference between hot chicks and spacedicks.

[–]slayer8a -1 points0 points ago

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The possibilities of boobs always makes me click but I would have had to stretch even my imagination to see how boobs would fit into a flying/hovering/extremely long-necked giraffe picture. Yeah, I would have clicked. But Killpill makes a good point; wrecked aircraft are never pleasant to look at.

[–]dirtypancakes -2 points-1 points ago

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You suck. Now I'm sad too.

[–]Jewski28 -2 points-1 points ago

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damn, you beat me to it!

[–]starlilyth 4 points5 points ago

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[–]starlilyth 5 points6 points ago

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also, karmadecay is way off. that pic has been repeatedly posted on reddit.

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[–]Wally_B 0 points1 point ago

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well this guy also reposted the picture the those special oreo dunker things. the first time i saw that picture was from mind_virus and someone had over 5 links of it being put on reddit.

karmadecay has lost value. i dont know if they're algorithm for finding images is off, but it is not very helpful anymore

[–]starlilyth -1 points0 points ago

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I was calling it old because its all over the internet, and has been for some time.

Incidentally, that means its been all over reddit.

[–]ultimate_loser -3 points-2 points ago

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this, oh so much this.

[–]starlilyth 0 points1 point ago

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The internet is my reddit.

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[–]Downvotes_R_Us -2 points-1 points ago

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Then you need to fix your internet, dumbass.

[–]QEDomelets 3 points4 points ago

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I wish this could happen. I love giraffes staring at me 30,000 feet in the air.

[–]wwwyzzrd 0 points1 point ago

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"beverage service"

[–]SAGORN 0 points1 point ago

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Kaku, baka!!!!!!!!!

[–]G-pissy 0 points1 point ago

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slice

[–]ShahpEleven 0 points1 point ago

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Confusion at 20,000 Feet

[–]Willyjwade 0 points1 point ago

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Sir can you pass me that ginger ale.

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

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SUPER LEGIT!

[–]Twatticus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]salty_john 0 points1 point ago

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This had me laughing on the popped at work this morning...I thank you

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

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Well, their necks are pretty long.

[–]Zambsew 0 points1 point ago

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THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING OF THE PLANE!!

[–]WombatHerder 1 point2 points ago

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Botched the reference, but I see what you did there.

[–]CCECJHEMC 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this.

[–]cincyfan04 0 points1 point ago

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Because March is Mental Retardation Awareness month.

Seriously, look it up.

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

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nor can i sir

[–]6Revolvers -1 points0 points ago

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I think this is the oldest legit-seeming thing on the internet.

[–]markehh -1 points0 points ago

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"Hello, Yes this is giraffe"

[–]CappnPoopdeck -1 points0 points ago

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I wish I could give a giraffe a hug <3

[–]ilikebigbutts -1 points0 points ago

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Nice picture right before the giraffe's head got chopped off by the wing.. and the plane went down due to lack of a wing..

[–]tchefacegeneral -1 points0 points ago

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some thing make you laugh way more than they should...

[–]TR011M45T3R -1 points0 points ago

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You were just flying over Africa no big deal that looks legit to me

[–]j12gage46 -1 points0 points ago

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I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat

[–]ichdienme -5 points-4 points ago

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lol

[–]pfitz6 -3 points-2 points ago

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First time reddit has made me laugh out loud in a while, well done.

[–]rachellian -5 points-4 points ago

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