I feel like this belongs here...

GeoM56 · 7 months

Nice calves.

LutzExpertTera · 7 months

This reminds me of All That and the Big Ear of Corn.

goodtwitch · 7 months

Fucking Monsanto!

robbdire · 7 months

GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! CORN!

imcostalong · 7 months

Dem Calves..

ccnxcg · 7 months

I feel like this belongs here... SFW

Kislingbury · 7 months

Actually, shitty photoshopping does not belong in r/WTF

chauncebags · 7 months

Can someone please euthanize me? The first thought I had was that Dane Cook joke about his dick feeling like corn.

lancemonkey · 7 months

I'm a-maized that she thinks this will work.

S2Hedgehog · 7 months

As a fellow Iowan, this is a daily occurrence!

bethebryant · 7 months

That woman is shucking crazy if she thinks she can get up the escalator with that corn.

crapjob · 7 months

Did anyone else think the escalator on the right was moving?

Capappy · 7 months

i love large novelty items like that. if that girl was headed to my house i would cook her a nice dinner and then recline upon the corn while we watched some cartoons together.

capnjack78 · 7 months

Oh look, they finished your Mom's dildo!

InvalidWhistle · 7 months

the rails on an escalator move in accordance with the "steps" as well. Meaning this cob could simply just be layed upon the rails lifted up "conveyor belt"-esque. That is what tells me this photo is bullshit..

Italian_Barrel_Roll · 7 months

Awwww, she has a corm.

pakiman47 · 7 months

your mom, dildos, something something ---> buuuuurrrrn!

Rizzpooch · 7 months

She's a little late to the /r/pickle /r/banana war. Who ever won that, anyway?

DrMrProfessor · 7 months

blah blah blah your moms vagina

ahookerinminneapolis · 7 months

It keeps getting stuck on the corners of the escalator.

Rflkt · 7 months

Tonight... tonight we shall be making creamed corn

windy444 · 7 months

That must be some corn hole.

DanielCarlsonSv · 7 months

If only this was a gif..

hillbillypaladin · 7 months

Strange boner

Cobsohn · 7 months

I miss the big ear of corn

TipYourHatToMe · 7 months

Whatever her job is, I want it.

Fcuk_My_Life_ · 7 months

Imagine the popcorn that'd come from that beast.

adlittle · 7 months

Looks like the "horn on the cob" sex toy from Ann Summers, only bigger.

jjcooldrool · 7 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qrvyq5pgng

baby_corn_is_corn · 7 months

Oh baby

Wildlyle · 7 months

Just your typical cornstar on her way to her agents office.

thekingofpeas · 7 months

Hahaha, yes, trying to walk up the down escalator.

Silly girl.

dcthree · 7 months

Your mom's dildo is finally being delivered...

sleet01 · 7 months

やらないか

pakron · 7 months

Rager

dgb75 · 7 months

Must be at the mall prior to a Nebraska game.

Dirtpig · 7 months

POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS has a new friend.

DoctorLazertron · 7 months

I think something like this happened on "All That".

CyberWomanWithCorn · 7 months

I know her!

trasofsunnyvale · 7 months

I'd hit it. There's no way I can turn down those succulent kernels.

fleetber · 7 months

She's just trying to make a huge Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo replica. It's gonna be a rough night.

Tromboni · 7 months

Cockporn!

Arithered · 7 months

I'd like to shove my corn cob up her down escalator, if you know what I mean.

 Tl;dr **Sex**

EDIT: Leaving the formatting error. I can't internet.

NoActualSuperPowers · 7 months

What a remarkably tiny woman.

dysreflexia · 7 months

I can't find a clip of it, but im pretty sure this was part of an advert for getting enough vegies every day. Showed people trying to take these huge vegies everywhere and then the ad was for frozen vegies or something like that.

moxiedrinker82 · 7 months

Screw limes. I got this corn...

luckytobehere · 7 months

Man, I'd eat the corn outta her...arms.

Monster182 · 7 months

I'd shuck her corn.

glitterandgore · 7 months

This reminds me of the Big Ear of Corn from the show All That.

butterball1 · 7 months

Somebody's gotta have a pretty big corn hole to fit that!

taysacs · 7 months

Nebraskan corn porn

RealEstateNovelist · 7 months

Reminds me of a particular incident with your mother and I.

Noble06 · 7 months

Where is the dildo joke?

DylanMMc · 7 months

there's no way she can take that whole thing

randomj1234 · 7 months

Does anyone know where I could buy something like this?

TheKagestar · 7 months

Metaphor?

SittingDucksmyhandle · 7 months

"how will I ever get my new dildo in the car?"

ViaRoarUgh · 7 months

That's one big dildo

tro5k · 7 months

I bet she eats corn the long way!

Youko1776 · 7 months

...i too have great difficulty carrying giant ears of corn up escalators..

augustella · 7 months

I think it goes in /r/girlswithgiantcorn actually

chris-martin · 7 months

Why can't I

Carry all this corn?

Meoww_ · 7 months

Meanwhile, in Kentucky...

Princethor · 7 months

Well shit go big or go home ;) she went big and definently is not going home

borediswhyimhere · 7 months

Could her poop not fit down the toilet?

bubba-g · 7 months

lame shops are not wtf

vandelay714 · 7 months

Friends, Romans, and countrymen lend me your ears.

bafig · 6 months

OP's posts are really escalating in corniness.

vodkaonmyclitoris · 7 months

You felt wrong

dubious_advice · 7 months

Aww... look at that nice delivery girl with your mom's package.

August_ · 7 months

What's WTF about this? It happens to me every time.

takennickname · 7 months

Is anyone gonna explain to him that his feeling is wrong and that this doesn't belong here?

m104 · 7 months

No, it doesn't.

jackruby1123 · 7 months

Your moms dildo?

Rivettsroad · 7 months

Ok, guys, enough with all the corny puns

TheHolyCob · 7 months

My time to shine!

wrxej208 · 7 months

dat corn

ZuFFuLuZ · 7 months

Sorry, but how exactly does this belong here and not in r/funny?

bigmeech · 7 months

No... not really

mang87 · 7 months

WHY? WHY DO YOU FEEL IT BELONGS HERE? FUCK OFF

[deleted] · 7 months

No, that belongs in /r/funny.

WTF

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