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[–]raisin_bran_in 213 points214 points ago

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Missing out on the ripped pecs AND the huge penis. Life for this guy blows.

[–]ZiggyZombie 170 points171 points ago

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and he can't even into space!

[–]seweroutlet 122 points123 points ago

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I'm not sure what you just said... but I like it.

[–]swuboo 111 points112 points ago

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He said this.

[–]MxDaleth 29 points30 points ago

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But... but... the flag is upside-down!

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points ago

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it's a voltorb

[–]Pillagerguy 19 points20 points ago

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'Twas not the meteor that destroyed the earth. 'Twas self destruct.

[–]Toof 5 points6 points ago

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That plays on multiple levels.

[–]xebo 1 point2 points ago

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'Twas the meteor before christmas

[–]DownvoterAccount 16 points17 points ago

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Apparently Poland ball cannot into flag either.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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You forgot Poland.

That's one of the only smart things Bush ever said.

[–]Oiiack 0 points1 point ago

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I know there are more of these somewhere. Where are they?

[–]IveRedditalready 13 points14 points ago

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...ahh, the life of the Taurcent.

[–]speqter 9 points10 points ago

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This is actually called a tikbalang.

It's even mentioned in WoW.

[–]firedroplet 5 points6 points ago

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"It is sometimes believed to be a transformation of an aborted fetus which has been sent to earth from limbo." Wow, indeed.

[–]heart_of_a_liger 1 point2 points ago

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Just sometimes. I wonder what it is believed to be the other times.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The result of a really bad acid trip?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Or a really good one?

[–]Jman5 5 points6 points ago

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Ok, that guy looked a lot more badass than butt-horse over here.

[–]IveRedditalready 2 points3 points ago

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[–]paulbesteves 3 points4 points ago

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But they have arms. You can't have centaurs with 4 hooves and 2 arms and then tikbalang with 2 hooves and 2 arms. THE EQUATION DOES NOT BALANCE.

[–]purplestgiraffe 11 points12 points ago

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I thought that at first, too, but then I realized- the other kind of centaur is comprised of EXACTLY the parts left off when creating the more traditional centaur. Look again- the sad legs and butt are exactly where the human torso would have ended if it didn't inexplicably sprout most of a horse. And the confused and limbless horse head and neck are exactly where the most-of-a-horse would have ended if it didn't randomly grow a human torso. It is genius.

[–]steviesteveo12 -1 points0 points ago

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Totally, between the two you have exactly one horse and one man.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Which means one centaur and one tikbalang adds up to one cavalry unit.

[–]mc66a 19 points20 points ago

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Who knows, maybe horses really dig human penis and he's gonna get mad horse vagina coming his way.

[–]Fozanator 15 points16 points ago

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Nice try, beastiality apologist!

[–]Analexis 12 points13 points ago

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Nice try, beastiality apologist!

Try beastiality, nice apologist!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How dare you insult the guy who masturbated at work!

[–]JeffExMachina 2 points3 points ago

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I have you saved as "Glowing Rapist?"

[–]iComment_Too_Much 1 point2 points ago

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...in that case, let's befriend him!

[–]SoggyStargazer 1 point2 points ago

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Why would the vagina be angry?

[–]mrskywalker123 2 points3 points ago

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does that get you off when you jerk it at work?

[–]xmsxms 1 point2 points ago

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Well given the shape of his head, life possibly does blow. Quite regularly. On his penis. Auto-fellatio.

[–]druumer89 1 point2 points ago

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Seems a little top heavy.

[–]found314 3 points4 points ago

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I feel his pain... ಠ_ಥ

[–]istillfeelyou 1 point2 points ago

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One of these guys has to live with the fact that his penis is so huge that it actually causes damage to bitches.

The other has a horse's head...

Fuck their lives.

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

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Missing out on the 
ripped pecs AND the huge penis. 
Life for this guy blows. 

[–]BGraceful 0 points1 point ago

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That's not what Rippetoe would say. #r/fitness

[–]mrupyours13 0 points1 point ago

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Anyway ass is there

[–]Kachiko 0 points1 point ago

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Could be female?

[–]MyBurnrAcnt 0 points1 point ago

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you could say he got shafted

[–]DonMasta 94 points95 points ago

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How about giving credit to the cartoonist -- Zach Kanin of the New Yorker

[–]wgensel 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you, I really wanted to check out more of this artists work. To bad It's so far down in the thread.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago*

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I felt so classy and highbrow when I recognized the source right away.

Edit: The joke was that I'm more familiar with the comics than the actual substance of the magazine. I guess that wasn't clear.

[–]StezzerLolz 4 points5 points ago

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I know; My first reaction was "Reposting from the New Yorker? Reddit is going upmarket!"

[–]EthicalReasoning 1 point2 points ago

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but... credit means less karma

[–]glenlikespie 37 points38 points ago

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Actually, these guys can be pretty badass.

[–]ENKC 27 points28 points ago

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What is that? Some kind of low-budget Minotaur?

[–]glenlikespie 8 points9 points ago

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Sort of. It's from Time Bandits, one of Terry Gilliam's weirder films.

[–]Varkalas 2 points3 points ago

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My second favorite of his next to Fear and Loathing. Monty Python is pretty amazing, as is Brazil, but I still rank Time Bandits higher. Maybe it's an 80's thing.

[–]glenlikespie 2 points3 points ago

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For me, Brazil tops the list.

I also thought his recent The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus was surprisingly good.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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They did not have arms in the OP submission.

It's the glaring omission. You've got two torsos on the traditional centaur, and no torso on the opposite (human pelvis/legs with horse head).

[–]meatspun 0 points1 point ago

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Zelda 2, second castle.

[–]fireinthesky7 0 points1 point ago

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I definitely thought that was from one of the African scenes from "Gladiator".

[–]orly-OWL 18 points19 points ago

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So that's the chess piece we've been playing with all these years?

[–]LuckyAmeliza 46 points47 points ago

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what about The other kind of Mermaid? ( mildly nsfw)

[–]Haasts_Eagle 59 points60 points ago

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Put A's hair on B's head and we have a deal.

[–]THE_INTERNET_EMPEROR 26 points27 points ago

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Put A's bottom half on B's top half and I'm ready to go.

[–]NBAallstar 29 points30 points ago

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You can just go to a pet store, you know.

[–]THE_INTERNET_EMPEROR 11 points12 points ago

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They don't sell them big enough.

Also I think this one can speak French.

It would be like fucking a sentient Magikarp

that speaks in French.

[–]ConfusedWhale 3 points4 points ago

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sentient Magikarp

Would not like for it to evolve...

[–]Sinborn 0 points1 point ago

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Or jump in the ocean that is obviously surrounding this deserted island and find one

[–]the_elmo_effect 1 point2 points ago

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So let me get this straight, you want a womans bottom half with a tail of a fish for the top? That's what I'm getting from your word choice.

[–]Kornephoros 2 points3 points ago

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[–]AnalogDan 19 points20 points ago

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A. Would
B. Would

[–]godeeper 9 points10 points ago

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--> wood.

[–]DuckOnQuak 7 points8 points ago

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[–]2muffins 8 points9 points ago

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A obviously so she can swim me to safety.

[–]Advertisements 11 points12 points ago

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This plus blowjobs/handjobs.

[–]RobertKrug 2 points3 points ago

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[–]gordonj 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Campbellsoup007 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Electri 0 points1 point ago

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FWAP FWAP!

[–]Opiatedreams 0 points1 point ago

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The reverse kind is probably more sexy to other fish

[–]BWCsemaJ 0 points1 point ago

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tits

[–]roarlivia 0 points1 point ago

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By Usamaru Furuya!

[–]Johnbond5131 0 points1 point ago

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OMG look at B. How could I not. I mean just look at her? But damn, she's ALREADY fwaping.

[–]that_thing_you_do 0 points1 point ago

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does B have teeth or no teeth?

[–]WeSC 0 points1 point ago

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You had me at Fwap fwap, reverse mermaid.

[–]danxmason 0 points1 point ago

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[–]justanothercommenter 14 points15 points ago

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I've seen enough horse porn to know where this is going.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Everyone knew where this thread was going when they clicked. It's basically consent.

[–]CannedBeef 17 points18 points ago

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At least he has a regular penis.

[–]neoblackout 36 points37 points ago

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I'm guessing you've never seen a horse's ding dong before.

[–]quazimoto69 27 points28 points ago

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horsedick.mpeg

[–]Mookychew 42 points43 points ago

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stop linking to my hard drive

[–]Pillagerguy 2 points3 points ago

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Never.xml

[–]ANIMAL_PORN_IS_OKAY 15 points16 points ago

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this shit is legit.

[–]Mr_Moosey 4 points5 points ago

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But is it okay?

[–]yo_tambien 2 points3 points ago

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Confirmed

[–]Machinax 1 point2 points ago

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It's okay guys, this guy's the expert.

[–]shat93 3 points4 points ago

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[–]trollcat9 4 points5 points ago

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Remember the guy that tried to fuck a horse but then it did the same to him and he died? O.o

[–]Magnon 12 points13 points ago

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Pretty sure he wasn't trying to fuck the horse... he just liked getting fucked by horses I guess. His name was mr hands. Yeah.

[–]trollcat9 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Eye_UpvotedYOU 11 points12 points ago

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"Prosecutors later determined that the horse, an Arabian stallion nicknamed "Big Dick" by the participants,[11][12] had not been injured by being allowed to engage in sex in this manner." Well at least the horse was not harmed...

[–]Machinax 1 point2 points ago

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Well at least the horse was not harmed...

And really, that's all that matters.

[–]NBAallstar 1 point2 points ago

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The part that always got me about the Mr. Hands story was that he never went to the hospital for his injuries because he didn't want it "getting out" that he fucked horses because he was FAA certified or something, but since he didn't go and died from his injuries everyone knows who he is now.

At least that's how I think it went, it has been a while since I brushed up on my guys-who-get-fucked-by-horses history.

Also, didn't he painfully ask "Did it cum?" at the end? shivers

[–]ForgettableUsername 4 points5 points ago

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Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the passing of a bill in Washington prohibiting both sex with animals and the videotaping of the same. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Oh, good. Now we shouldn't be seeing any more of that sort of thing now that we've got this cleared up.

[–]iamagainstit 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]mowgley 1 point2 points ago

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[–]HemHaw 1 point2 points ago

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Ah yes, Mr. Hands. Enumclaw is about an hour away from where I live, in the boonies. I remember this news story well.

My friends and I still occasionally use "Enumclaw'd" as a verb, meaning... well, I'll let you figure that one out.

[–]tahomadesperado 5 points6 points ago

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My friend's mom was the lead investigator in that case. We used to call her and neigh (sp?) to her all the time while she was a work!

[–]trollcat9 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Unaidedlotus 2 points3 points ago

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NSFW/NSFL I warned you now... I cannot be held responsible. I think this is it

[–]StepOfDub 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]ThenReadThis 5 points6 points ago

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first read this...

[–]douchechilll 5 points6 points ago

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I can see who got the ass end of that deal

[–]StuffedTurkey 24 points25 points ago

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[–]1877KARS4KIDS 10 points11 points ago

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You know, I never looked at those things too closely in game, that's pretty horrifying, especially the human hands.

[–]Peregrine_x 4 points5 points ago

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the human everything.

[–]okayjkay 8 points9 points ago

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the other kind of centaur (minotaur)? http://neice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/minotaur.jpg

[–]somecleverusername62 5 points6 points ago

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minotaurs are bulls, not horse.

[–]Revofev92 2 points3 points ago

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Sup Sarah

[–]krevency 3 points4 points ago

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I've never really thought of that.

[–]Get2dachoppa_plz 8 points9 points ago

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[–]allkindsofridiculous 1 point2 points ago

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just asking is this a shakespeare reference?

[–]Silos97 1 point2 points ago

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Tikbalang?

[–]djclov 1 point2 points ago

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[–]huskers2011 1 point2 points ago

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zach galifianakis?

[–]Anthropophobiac 1 point2 points ago

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Bahaha!

What an ass!

...Get it?... haha... ≧ω≦

[–]chimpastronaut 1 point2 points ago

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This was for a new yorker caption contest. Does anybody know the winning entry?

[–]pr-mth-s 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It could only move in a L shape

[–]Superchook 1 point2 points ago

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Retarded horse! is that you!?

[–]pugwalker 1 point2 points ago*

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I don't get it. Why did you draw Sarah Jessica Parker nude facing a centaur?

[–]MadsTheDanish 1 point2 points ago

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It's from Wulffmorgenthaler: http://wulffmorgenthaler.com/

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

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That's. . . that's just a minotaur, man.

[–]DreadfulMoi 3 points4 points ago

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Wait isn't that Sarah Jessica Parker?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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omg i clicked the link and spit semen all over my computer screen

[–]Electri 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sinborn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]venustrapsflies 0 points1 point ago

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that was infinitely more entertaining than it had any write to be.

[–]GoochyBandana 1 point2 points ago

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i know, i laughed sew hard i had a shit.

[–]HiginsB15 0 points1 point ago

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I had a dream about this the other day! in the dream i was the normal one, and my best friend was the messed up one. Then he got sniped by charlie shean.

[–]AtmospherE117 1 point2 points ago

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Charlie Sheen was after the succulent man ass meat.

[–]NovusHomoSapiens 0 points1 point ago

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No that's a wearhorse.

[–]Arturas_93 0 points1 point ago

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It's an ass!

[–]LiquorballSandwich 0 points1 point ago

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If a centaur is half man / half horse, shouldn't it have 2 hoofs and 2 arms?

[–]Lavarocked 0 points1 point ago

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I call rule 34.

[–]ratking11 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck off, Taurcen. Your kind isn't welcome here.

[–]Sandaholic 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, never thought about it but you'd really wanna get the best of both worlds if you were ever concieved by a man and a horse. Unfortunately not all the best genes get passed down. lets just hope your dad was the horse, and you got his penis.

[–]Brendaaan 0 points1 point ago

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thats a bit hoarse isnt it

[–]SmileMore_05 0 points1 point ago

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I did a kind of snort-LOL...for serial.

[–]SleepyEel 0 points1 point ago

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[–]allofit 0 points1 point ago

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Seen a pic like this with mermaids... never expanded this thinking to centaurs... Actually what about minotaurs or that weird goat man from the Lion, the Witch and the Drobe.

[–]Yboc 0 points1 point ago

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Frank on 30 Rock had a hat that said "Half Centaur" and I laughed at that way more than was publicly acceptable.

[–]wknaeble 0 points1 point ago*

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Who do you think would win: an army of men with horses or an army made up of half man-headed centaurs and half horse-headed centaurs? My friends and I have discussed this at length.

[–]one_two_eight 0 points1 point ago

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"You complete me"

[–]2oosra 0 points1 point ago

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How does it move on a chess set

[–]katalyzt 0 points1 point ago

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Bag it and you're good bro.

[–]dzzll10 0 points1 point ago

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looks like he needs a ride

[–]Aviator8989 0 points1 point ago

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Had a good idea what was coming: still lol'd

[–]theislandking 0 points1 point ago

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We have those guys in Philippine mythology: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikbalang

They're basically like Ents. They smoke a lot of mountain weed. They get married on sunny rainy days.

[–]ZiggyOnMars 0 points1 point ago

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I can't find any more relevant than this subreddit

[–]yParticle 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't matter; horse sense!

[–]ricochetshrapnel 0 points1 point ago

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Hey you! Can i ASS you a question?

[–]Rusty-Shackleford 0 points1 point ago

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Hung like a human!

[–]R7Response 0 points1 point ago

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still rather be the human top, horse bottom

[–]bep0331 0 points1 point ago

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What is this? A centaur for ants?

[–]Ensayn 0 points1 point ago

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That makes sense. Add a pair of breasts and we have a perfectly sensible race

[–]forgottenlunch 0 points1 point ago

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I find it sexy...

[–]the_gerardicus 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like Shel Silverstein's drawing style.

[–]candleofhope 0 points1 point ago

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he is the one, the one who reproduces the species

[–]godeeper 0 points1 point ago

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Is this where the expression "horses ass" comes from?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What a half ass rendition.

[–]maddenmadman 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone expecting this?

[–]ReggieKnindensen 0 points1 point ago

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This should really be deleted.

[–]achalmers22 0 points1 point ago

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That half would be thrown out in 4chan.

[–]bones_tle 0 points1 point ago

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Nice body. Butter face.

[–]heakboy 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, the creatures with horse heads and human body are living peacefully and symbiotically with full homo sapiens as observed here.

[–]lionlake 0 points1 point ago

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What about the chicken centaur from monday night combat?

[–]OldSchoolGhoul 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure that's my ex

[–]lancypancy 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a higher res version of this available?

[–]borud 0 points1 point ago

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Notice how the most obvious joke is now so obvious it will hardly get any upvotes at all.

[–]Orbity 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ExCerealKiller 0 points1 point ago

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Man, that dude is probably the butt-end of all the jokes.

[–]Helenius 0 points1 point ago

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Wulffmorgenthaler?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Wilizi 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you op, laughed way too loud at class for this.

[–]charoco 0 points1 point ago

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Expected a pic of Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]three29 0 points1 point ago

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Reverse-centaur: Hung like a man

[–]NickandTalon 0 points1 point ago

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So the other Centaur must be Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]mikenikeman99 0 points1 point ago

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Woaw!! Look its my 6th grade math teacher!!

[–]ReactionDude 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you... I was drinking water when I opened that post. =p

[–]ChickenChasah 0 points1 point ago

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Poor Miss Parker..

[–]PortableToilet 0 points1 point ago

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Its like Danny Devito's character in twins. He's all the left over crap.

I'm not sure how that beast could survive anyway, while the centaur has a number of redundant organs the other guy is going to be missing things like a heart and lungs as its just a horse head bolted onto a pelvis.

[–]sruvolo 0 points1 point ago

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Shorter, smaller cock, can't masturbate. FML.

[–]tault 0 points1 point ago

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And where do i go for a tshirt of this

[–]ages4020 0 points1 point ago

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Please, artists of reddit. All I ask is for an image of a reverse centaur riding a traditional centaur (in the SFW sense). Please.

[–]MagicalMudkips 0 points1 point ago

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The better centaur.

[–]lincolncat 0 points1 point ago

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My other halves!

[–]Gothiks 0 points1 point ago

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KILL MEEEEEE!!

[–]MachuApple 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh way harder than I should have.

[–]zzcty 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]DJAshian 0 points1 point ago

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What a majestic midget-horse-thing.

[–]Methylobacterium 0 points1 point ago

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my kind of centaur ;D

[–]Bosscore 0 points1 point ago

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