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[–]thunderblumpkin 104 points105 points ago

FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO ROOF

[–]thefalloftroy 3 points4 points ago

bitches reared up, at attention and DTF

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]RepostsOnReposts 61 points62 points ago

These are Nepalese police dogs taking part in the Kukur puja during the festival of Tihar. On the second day of Tihar Nepalese put garlands on their dogs and offer them special treats.

You can see more at the BBC.

[–]thesomedude777 8 points9 points ago

you ruined it. my imagination was just conjuring up some epic tale....

[–]trevorvalentine 10 points11 points ago

epic tail*...ftfy

[–]thesomedude777 2 points3 points ago

internet groan

[–]siphonophorae 0 points1 point ago

Too good. You must have sold your soul for that one...

[–]Mookychew 3 points4 points ago

Amen, I was stirring some story up about the king of all dogs. I mean even the guy is saluting him

[–]OvationEmulation 0 points1 point ago

If I was king and my subjects mooned me, HEADS WOULD ROLL!

[–]Mookychew 1 point2 points ago

Maybe they're his concubines?

[–]bosssss 1 point2 points ago

good job copying and pasting the top comment from this: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ixyrf/what_is_going_on/

I guess relevant username

[–]snapdarty 1 point2 points ago

whoosh
Oh, i guess not whoosh.

[–]secretattack -1 points0 points ago

I've seen this picture floating around for ages, and today I finally know the story behind it. Thanks :)

[–]gozips -1 points0 points ago

I came here to say this... Reddit never fails... Are you from Nepal?

[–]ced1106 0 points1 point ago

That explains why the humans are doing this.

Doesn't explain why the humans are making the dogs do that. :D

[–]sucksbro 2 points3 points ago

all you need now is a relevant username and you could make millions

[–]FuckYouReposters 6 points7 points ago

repost, that's wat

[–]corpstone 2 points3 points ago

"dat ass...es"

[–]galipso 3 points4 points ago

dos ose

[–]tirufus 4 points5 points ago

I couldn't help but notice the red marks on the heads of the dogs. They must be marked for sacrifice!

[–]gozips 0 points1 point ago

It is a hindu religious thing. Red dot aka 'tika' symbolizes good luck and blessings..

[–]SilentFilmScreenplay 6 points7 points ago

That dog's got all the bitches.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Take your pick, Master.

[–]PhoenixX09 2 points3 points ago

choices, choices...

[–]3yrlurker2ndacct 4 points5 points ago

If I saw this, I would salute it too.

[–]SomeSortaSlow 2 points3 points ago

Downward dogs?

[–]Blitch 0 points1 point ago

Yoga Masters, all.

[–]HowardZamboni 0 points1 point ago

Pimpin ain't easy...

[–]stompasaurus -1 points0 points ago

firing squad.

[–]superduperhero -1 points0 points ago

Take it one step further with all the dogs tail's up

[–]TheLaw655 0 points1 point ago

now THAT's sex appeal.

[–]anaki72 -1 points0 points ago

That's a shitty salute, unless that person isn't in the US Navy. If they are, disregard.

[–]Lunapsyche 0 points1 point ago

Not NWU's, the blouse has an extra couple pockets on the blouse if you look close enough. I was annoyed for a moment too until i took a close look at the uniform. Not a sailor of ours (if a sailor at all). And watch it...fail salutes are not ours alone...

[–]JewBear3 1 point2 points ago

If by "wat" you mean "wat am I thinking reposting this," then yes. Wat.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

Because it got me to the front page. I was trying to prove that Reddit is Retarded.

[–]edboy22 1 point2 points ago

FUCKING REPOST

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

Actually, I did this on purpose, and now I'm on the front page. I was trying to prove that Reddit is Retarded.

[–]googlelover42 -1 points0 points ago

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE

[–]Cloud9AintHalfBad -1 points0 points ago

Dumbledogs Army

[–]cive666 -1 points0 points ago

Lik dis if u cri evry time!!!!11

[–]thebiggiewall -1 points0 points ago

That's actually what a canine firing squad looks like...

[–]waterdevil19 1 point2 points ago

You're a reposting piece of shit and you should feel bad.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Yes, see my other replies.

[–]mike413 -1 points0 points ago

I think they are are POWs. Need to hijack a cat helicopter and fly the heck out of there.

[–]theriv -1 points0 points ago

Someone needs to photoshop the guy benching the duck in the background.

[–]siphonophorae -1 points0 points ago

Leeroy was behind the whole set up...

[–]dksprocket 1 point2 points ago

If you're gonna repost can't you at least come up with a better headline than that?

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Yes, see my other replies.

[–]AbandonedLogic 0 points1 point ago

639 upvotes, leaves reddit because they got called out for a re-post.

scumbag meme anyone?!

[–]no1geek 0 points1 point ago

I said: wat, wat - in the butt!

[–]Cataclismic 0 points1 point ago

Dog speed dating, obviously

[–]Frigguggi 0 points1 point ago

Just like a little Rory Calhoun!

[–]Psychonik3 0 points1 point ago

Street Fighter Uniform ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

So confused.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

reverse bukkake.

[–]ComebackShane 0 points1 point ago

"The Doggie High Council ejects Chancellor Bowron."

[–]awesomelurker13 1 point2 points ago

he gets his pick of the litter

[–]easye7 0 points1 point ago

Older than fuck.

[–]bosscav 0 points1 point ago

Its a doggie style version of "duck duck goose"

[–]mootjeuh 0 points1 point ago

he gets all of the bitches

[–]Arosal 0 points1 point ago*

"Hmmm, whose butt should I sniff today?"

[–]nemesiz416 0 points1 point ago

Brace yourselves, the downward facing dog comments are coming

[–]PeterDoubt 0 points1 point ago

"Yes, this is dogfarts."

[–]MexicanSpaceship 0 points1 point ago

He haz Disciprin

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Almost had it.

[–]acepiloto -2 points-1 points ago

What?

[–]94CM -1 points0 points ago

"Which bitch shall I fuck today?!"

[–]Craighasdysentery -1 points0 points ago

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...

[–]jakebecknation 1 point2 points ago

Ha ha yeah man 4chan sure was crazy in 2005

[–]townsleyc 1 point2 points ago

Dammit. Newfags don't know a repost when they see it

[–]TrollingThunder 0 points1 point ago

This isn't 4chan numbnuts. Also, your rage comic submissions aren't funny or original. I'd rather see a hundred reposts of amusing images every day rather than people like you trying to be witty with the same unoriginal and boring format.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

YOU'RE RUINING MY FUN

[–]TrollingThunder 1 point2 points ago

I apologize. This is an unstoppable force meets an immovable object* type of situation. I will try to stay out of your way.

*

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Don't worry, I think we're on the same side. (See other posts by me)

[–]TrollingThunder 1 point2 points ago

We definitely are. (I already did.)

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Yes, see my other replies. Also please don't use that term. You insult your own intelligence.

[–]pixsix 2 points3 points ago

Repost. Lame

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

Yes, see my other replies.

[–]flicticious 1 point2 points ago

AssaKnine

[–]Stenzy -3 points-2 points ago

Look at all dem bitches...

[–]ilikeCRUNCHYturtles -3 points-2 points ago

Downvoted because of uncreative title, not because it's a repost.

[–]tobes24 -2 points-1 points ago

Imagine if Man had this power to use on women...

[–]homertone -3 points-2 points ago

The picture is great but why the idiotic title of "wat"? It seems like you could have gone a thousand ways with this one.. Maybe you were trying to figure out the most strategic way to get karma or something.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I liked it. It was simple. No other words necessary, no need to make a forced pun or an ambiguous lead-in or call it a "gem" or "goldmine." Just...wat.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

hole

[–]acefredfred -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like the dogs get whipped.

[–]evil_zombie_monkey -2 points-1 points ago

I think you are looking for twat

[–]grokkin -2 points-1 points ago

Now kiss...

[–]BigBadDawg -1 points0 points ago

Ready... Aim... FART!!!!!

[–]SykotikChef -2 points-1 points ago

wat

[–]EuropeanWriter -2 points-1 points ago

Assume the position! Dats my bitches.

[–]Pretty_Odd1111 -2 points-1 points ago

ABUTT FACE!

[–]Van_Wilderr -2 points-1 points ago

FACE DOWN ASS UP!!!

[–]coba1t -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, this is dog. Yes, this is dog. Yes, this is dog. Yes, this is dog. Yes, this is dog. Yes, this is dog. Yes, this is dog. Yes, this is dog.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Yes. I searched this very picture using the Reddit search bar, saved the picture and reposted it. Where did it get me? Front page of r/funny. This is why I'm deleting my account here and going back to the Chan. Reddit is retarded. Goodday.

[–]Alexnader- 0 points1 point ago

Yes because everyone on reddit has seen everything that was ever posted on reddit. If it's a repost and 3920 people hadn't seen it and upvoted the post then you just showed 3920 people a funny picture of some dogs. Congratulations, you just made a positive contribution while trying to troll.

[–]blueborders 0 points1 point ago

WHAT A DESHBIN

[–]NfgGenocide -2 points-1 points ago

Ready, aim, FIRE!

[–]Van_Wilderr -2 points-1 points ago

where is the NSFW tag....all these bitches....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

My bad.

[–]StealthNinjaKitteh -2 points-1 points ago

Brazzers