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[–]floydthebarbarian 4 points5 points ago

Yes, is also expression you have when you fart and is just fart, not shit also.

[–]thesomedude777 1 point2 points ago

but then it gets so cold...

[–]clerk3745 2 points3 points ago

...How often are you pissing in OTHER people's pants?

[–]NCC74656 1 point2 points ago

[–]The_LaughingMan 0 points1 point ago

The title makes it.

[–]RepostsOnReposts 0 points1 point ago

I even acquire a British accent during the process

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

Ruprecht! Do not take the cork off the fork!

[–]stewie1242 0 points1 point ago

Mmm..... I like that feeling.

[–]ferjero989 0 points1 point ago

confirmed here. i peed in my pants in the chicago ohare airport. terminal 5. close to door 5d i think. friday night. cleaning crew: sorry guys.. first time there and i couldnt find the bathroom. everyone else: feels good man aftermatch: doesnt feels so good.. was cold.. had to take a taxi and wash everything

[–]Ian_Dess 0 points1 point ago

Simon approves this.

[–]LeonardoFibonacci -1 points0 points ago

Oh, yeah, totall-- wait, what?

[–]Cyanide_kcn -1 points0 points ago

But sadly it doesn't last very long...

[–]BrokenFocus 1 point2 points ago

And the aftermath is not worth the brief pleasure... No matter how awesome the initial reaction.

[–]cvframer -1 points0 points ago

I can hear him sigh in relief.