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[–]voxxy 77 points78 points ago

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Ness can always to the impossible.

[–]NessFromEarthbound 36 points37 points ago

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hell yeah i can!

[–]sulta 2 points3 points ago

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Redditor for 6 months? Nice.

[–]Warwickist 1 point2 points ago

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His entire Reddit career has been leading up to this very moment. VICTORY!

[–]ultimatetrex 0 points1 point ago

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Why didnt Ness just fly over?

[–]Talvoren 8 points9 points ago

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The kid does have psychic shields

[–]cevichema97 2 points3 points ago

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*do

[–]madman1969 18 points19 points ago

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Try stumbling on one of these bad boys in the dark, that my friend is the true meaning of pain.

[–]Clubs 2 points3 points ago

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Try one of THESE on for size!

[–]Tuqui0 12 points13 points ago

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The dreaded moment when you notice you lost you D4 somewhere in the room.

[–]falco_brawler 6 points7 points ago

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The nerd's caltrop.

[–]natholomew 5 points6 points ago

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verily, one would die.

[–]adaminc 2 points3 points ago

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I've stepped on one before, bare foot. While I was startled, it didn't really hurt that much, the pins are too close together.

[–]ricktencity 2 points3 points ago

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Why do you have processors laying on your floor?

[–]Clubs 1 point2 points ago

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I like computers.

[–]It_is_LEGO_not_LEGOS 54 points55 points ago

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It is LEGO, not LEGOS.

Dammit.

[–]DanRoad 8 points9 points ago

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You are doing a hero's work.

[–]lazyalterego 2 points3 points ago

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No one is going to like me for this, but according to the company that makes them, they're LEGO bricks.

[–]Senor_Wilson 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah man, I agree, the plural of legos is lego.

[–]MokaFuzz 3 points4 points ago

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the plural of lego is lego

FTFY

[–]Senor_Wilson 9 points10 points ago

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MokaFuzz taking the joke out of the joke since 1993.

[–]LiquorballSandwich 1 point2 points ago

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Lego of your inhibitions, and build dammit! BUILD!!!!!

[–]downvotemetohell123 0 points1 point ago

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I like how it's your username.

[–]amazingmaximo 0 points1 point ago

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It's a stupid, made up, nonsense word.

[–]cuttinace 0 points1 point ago

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LEGO... YELLOW MODEL CHIICK, YELLOW BOTTLE... ahh fuck it. Stupid reference anyway.

[–]foofiejnooner -2 points-1 points ago

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is it not plural when its multiple legos?

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[–]Apostropartheid 9 points10 points ago

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No. Lego is the name of the brand. Lego can be used to refer to a collection of blocks (blocks is implicit), but Legos is just downright wrong.

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[–]bobtheterminator 2 points3 points ago

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Stop saying sir.

[–]Ziroth -3 points-2 points ago

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Im in The "US ARMY" and I trained to say sir. So dont try to change my right to acknowlege you as a civilian. So I ask for your respect in this.

[–]densetsu23 3 points4 points ago

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Im in The "US ARMY" and I trained to say sir. So dont try to change my right to acknowlege you as a civilian. So I ask for your respect in this, sir.

FTFY.

[–]internet_eq_epic -1 points0 points ago

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But what if OP is talking about multiple collections of blocks? Like 'class' is a collection of students but 'classes' is multiple collections of students. Therefore I deem that OP is, in fact, not entirely incorrect.

[–]It_is_LEGO_not_LEGOS -1 points0 points ago

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Then OP will be talking about multiple collections of a single product. That single product is called LEGO.

The plural of LEGO is LEGO.

Not LEGOS.

Dammit.

[–]Saifire18 -1 points0 points ago

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If the majority of people use Legos as the plural of Lego, then it is acceptable, if not the intention of the creator, to call them legos...but I appreciate your dedication to the novelty account

[–]It_is_LEGO_not_LEGOS -1 points0 points ago

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It's not a novelty.

it's a calling.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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[–]bitcheslovedroids 15 points16 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ I've seen this more times than I care to mention

[–]godofallcows 6 points7 points ago

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But...but you just mentioned...

[–]travelinghobbit 6 points7 points ago

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Source

Give the artist some love!

[–]cosmic_butter_cpu 7 points8 points ago

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Go Ness

[–]skond 5 points6 points ago

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Walking on a bunch of Lego like that, no big deal. It's that one on the floor that hurts.

[–]unicorn-kisses 1 point2 points ago

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THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS PRICKLE, OKAY?! THEY PRICKLE.

[–]connordger 1 point2 points ago

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Silly Ness, you shouldn't walk on Legos.

[–]DiscordianStooge 1 point2 points ago

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Legos = baby caltrops

[–]shaunehannen 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Hot Coals x Legos 15coms 116pts 3mos funny
lego vs hot coals 165coms 713pts 3mos funny
Hot coal vs. Legos [Fixed] 2coms 2pts 17hrs funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Ziroth 0 points1 point ago

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Why are you trying to ruin my happiness?

[–]shaunehannen 1 point2 points ago

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Because... this is a repost. You can enjoy it to yourself when browsing whatever site you got this from, but you shouldn't post it to Reddit.

[–]Rhythm-Malfunction 5 points6 points ago

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Am I really seeing a repost from all of maybe yesterday?

[–]markspyguy 3 points4 points ago

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IMPOSSIBRU

[–]FromMyBum 3 points4 points ago

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Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]OpenSourcist 1 point2 points ago

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What about hot Legos?

[–]docious 1 point2 points ago

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People can walk across hot coals because of the amount of liquid/sweat they have on the soles of their feet. In most "authentic" videos you will see them taking off shoes right before they cross. These shoes are often made of solid rubber which won't allow any sweat to escape and allowing there to be a protective barrier on the bottom of the foot that will evaporate rather than allowing the foot to burn.

[–]endless_sleep 4 points5 points ago

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Never heard that one before. The way I understand it, anyone can walk across coals because coals don't have a very high density, making them ineffective at retaining heat (they're not that great of a conductor). As long as you don't stand still, you will be fine. Like sticking your hand into an oven, you will be burned if you touch the metal (an excellent conductor of heat), but the air (not so great of a conductor) won't burn you if you are relatively quick about it.

[–]docious 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know I watched a video of an amateur trying it, the person ended up in the emergency room and the video actually showed the bottom of his feet immediately after. They were kind of gnar-gnar

[–]endless_sleep 0 points1 point ago

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check it out, it has its own wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firewalking

[–]Rern 2 points3 points ago

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To Mythbusters! Oh, wait, they already did that.

[–]docious 0 points1 point ago

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Haven't seen that episode yet but I bet the person who explained this to me probably did :P

[–]RepostsOnReposts 1 point2 points ago

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Ness?

[–]Eathbound 0 points1 point ago

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ezpz

[–]Copelandish 0 points1 point ago

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Challenge Accepted.

[–]I_Actually_Hate_You 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not satisfied with the level of compression in this JPEG. Could you turn up the artifact-o-dial?

[–]FistfulOfFucksGiven 0 points1 point ago

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From the title I was expecting some kind of mathematical formula. Can someone please tell me what hot coal x legos would equal?

[–]Ziroth 1 point2 points ago

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Melted plastic everywhere in rainbow colors!

[–]madsniper 0 points1 point ago

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I've done it before, my neighbor destroyed every one of my legos in my lego collection, it carpeted my entire room, and down the hallway, and into another room

[–]RelaxedPanda 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rumuwi 0 points1 point ago

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Im so lucky the bottom of my feet are all callused up from years of walking around bear footed ಠ_ಠ

[–]shif 0 points1 point ago

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how about hot LEGO

[–]Stig_Of_The_Dump 0 points1 point ago

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LegO BrickS... you wouldn't say Legos bricks would you?! Lego is the plural.

Edit: Just so you know, I still LOL'd before growing angry

[–]imtoooldforreddit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Thricey 0 points1 point ago

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Pronounced it "Impossibru"

[–]AddictiveSoup 0 points1 point ago

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Haha and nokias are invincible right guys?

[–]DoctorRobert420 0 points1 point ago

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if you found it on the internet, we've already seen it many times

[–]That_Dude_Dozer -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for Ness. I'm done here.

[–]Jakbo -3 points-2 points ago

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What about hot lego?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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So, anyone want to take bets on when we'll see a version of this for a Nokia phone?

[–]waynestream -2 points-1 points ago

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first off,as pretty much everyone else pointed out,this is a rerere(+ X*re)post. secondly, walking over many legos actually isnt all that bad. stepping on a single lego on a normal floor is much worse, so this pic doesnt even make sense.