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[–][deleted] 99 points100 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that was taken from a Jackie Chan Movie..

[–]m0viestar 36 points37 points ago

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Who Am I?!

[–]asharkey3 14 points15 points ago

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actually not a bad movie

[–]nuclear_thundercane 11 points12 points ago

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My favorite Jackie Chan movie growing up.

[–]MissPezerific 8 points9 points ago

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I love the scene where they're repeatedly kicking each others shins for a long time and then have to stop to rub them.

[–]nuclear_thundercane 3 points4 points ago

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The roof fight scene is definitely my favorite.

[–]asharkey3 3 points4 points ago

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Probably mine too seeing as I can't remember too many of them

[–]BeTheUnstoppable 5 points6 points ago

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neither could Jackie Chan

[–]First_Wikipedia_Line 12 points13 points ago

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Who Am I? is a 1998 Hong Kong martial arts action film, released by Golden Harvest.

[–]sequentialsilence 7 points8 points ago

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holy crap it was that long ago?!?

man I feel old.

[–]WeHaveIgnition 1 point2 points ago

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YES, you need to show up more places.

[–]MBSquared 0 points1 point ago

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"WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT HE KNOWSH"

[–]ElitePokeRanger 0 points1 point ago

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You are m0viestar.

[–]dkmc1721 -3 points-2 points ago

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You are m0viestar...

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[–]Jortay9 9 points10 points ago

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Pulls off a great maneuver, then pulls out without looking.

[–]cptncrnch 4 points5 points ago

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This is how I sex.

[–]DullMan 10 points11 points ago

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I like how after the car falls and then spins a few times on its side, there's not a single scratch on it, and the side view mirror is still intact. Man those Evos are tough!

[–]royisabau5 4 points5 points ago

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Mitsubishi makes a quality car

[–]Ian121 -5 points-4 points ago

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No they dont, they've been caught for lying on performance and other tests.

[–]DullMan 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what you're referring to, but I've driven a stock Evo X, and I can tell you the speed at which this 4 cylinder 4 door car goes is nothing short of amazing!

[–]RainDownMyBlues 0 points1 point ago

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He was disputing quality, and actual real world numbers. Personally I'd rather have a Subaru WRX STI than an Evo. Personal preference.

[–]GuyintheArmy 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could upvote STI more than once

[–]DullMan -1 points0 points ago

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In 2002 maybe, but an Evolution X puts the WRX to shame!

[–]aggravatedmonkey 4 points5 points ago

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for the lazy

[–]papermountain 1 point2 points ago

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I DUN WAN NO TROBLE

[–]xstaticxgpx -4 points-3 points ago

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its pretty obvious given the curve of the road that a person actually trying to run from the cops would never be able to see that parking spot much less pull that maneuver in time

[–]captureMMstature 17 points18 points ago*

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This must be the oldest gif ever, I had this on my first colour screen phone in middle school like 10 years ago!

[–]Cacafuego2 13 points14 points ago

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Thinks he's still young, comment makes him feel old.

Got first cell phone after college.

[–]gisgar1 2 points3 points ago

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You aren't the narrator of bastion

[–]Sheather 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure he's trying to be. Kid doesn't know what he's meant to think anymore. Sometimes it seems like the whole world's gone mad.

[–]raynius 0 points1 point ago

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not quite right there kid should be first

[–]Sheather 0 points1 point ago

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If I wanted to be quite right I'd make a novelty for it. Also, really? Every single speech starts with "The Kid" or "Kid"? That would surprise me, I feel like I should have noticed the trend...

[–]raynius 0 points1 point ago

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Dunno all I have seen have that, think it helps associating it with the narrator cause he says it a lot

[–]Sheather 1 point2 points ago

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I'll have to have another read through of some of the other bastion narrator posts. Afraid I can't find his username at this time.

[–]raynius 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.reddit.com/user/TheNarratorOfBastion find his posts pretty awesome, so they are fun to read while in class

[–]Sheather 1 point2 points ago

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That's the one! I've been searching for "Narrator_of_Bastion" "Bastion_Narrator" and so forth, with all grammar I could think of. Didn't cross my mind to add a "the". Thanks!

[–]tlkuvic 0 points1 point ago

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Grade 12 for me.

[–]too_toked 0 points1 point ago

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I was sportin a pager in 11/12th grade..

[–]Link_GR 0 points1 point ago

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I got mine in 12th grade too (Or high school senior, if you may)...

[–]capt_slim 2 points3 points ago

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Hipster Redditor

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[–]skankinstephen 0 points1 point ago

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At most he is 23. How is that shockingly young to people on the internet?

[–]RepostsOnReposts 5 points6 points ago

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This is from a Jackie Chan movie.

[–]3210atown 3 points4 points ago

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llllllike a glove!

[–]Citadel_97E 7 points8 points ago

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Jackie chan movie called Who Am I

[–]elislider 2 points3 points ago

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Dat Evo.

[–]carstenhpr 0 points1 point ago

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Was thinking it was a STi, disappointed in myself now D:

[–]elislider 0 points1 point ago

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at first i kinda thought it was a v3/4 STi, but its an Evo IV. I wasnt sure specifically what Evo it was until i watched the full youtube clip and it shows it on the sticker on the car doors.

[–]Nucking_Fuggets 4 points5 points ago

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Reverse it...

[–]Klokateer 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Nucking_Fuggets 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, for a moment I thought that may have been how they shot it... But that turn looks a bit unnatural in reverse :s

Thank you for the reply though!! ^

[–]frequent_troll -4 points-3 points ago

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A bit unnatural BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA

[–]black_prince 0 points1 point ago

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I just picture Darth Vader down the road pulling things to toss at Luke as per ESB.

[–]audimann 2 points3 points ago

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that must be the stig

[–]8938colby 1 point2 points ago

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Jackie Chan, "Who am I!!!!"

[–]Karfanatik 3 points4 points ago

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Who am i. good movie

[–]wtfamireadingdotjpg 0 points1 point ago

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He's not taking up four handicapped spaces with a giant-ass SUV, I am ok with this.

[–]BrissyAussie 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like it was filmed in Johannesburg.

[–]andy1413 0 points1 point ago

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Probably would have been quicker to just pull in forwards.

[–]TIGER_CALLED_TONY 0 points1 point ago

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That's grrrrreat!

[–]lakewakemake 0 points1 point ago

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WHO AM I!

[–]ToAGasChamberGo 0 points1 point ago

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In reverse it's about an undercover cop going after some wreckless speeders in style, while telling physics to go fuck itself.

[–]detniels 0 points1 point ago

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Why so old content?

[–]MrAgoo 0 points1 point ago

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i know its a demonstration. but if it wasnt..Unless he thought there was a free spot when he turned his wheel to the left, couldn't he have just turned into the empty one and saved a couple seconds instead of reversing in?

[–]Pheon809 0 points1 point ago

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So fucking slick

[–]frankoftank 0 points1 point ago

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Like a glove.

[–]squarefan80 0 points1 point ago

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if you park like this... FUCK YEAH!!

[–]SureSheDid 0 points1 point ago

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Tokyo Gif?

[–]ImperialKody 0 points1 point ago

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You sir have my upvote for nailing your title.

[–]sonOFsack889 -2 points-1 points ago

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RE RE RE RE RE RE REEEEEEEEEEPOST!!!!!

[–]royinator -1 points0 points ago

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read that as: if you party like this

[–]flooded -3 points-2 points ago

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The only thing we know for sure is that it wasn't an asian driving that car.

[–]Nordoisthebest 8 points9 points ago

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[–]doctorthinker 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha, thats incredible.

[–]flooded 0 points1 point ago

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Asian and female? Two out of the three for trifecta of bad driving. Only variable left is age.

Also: Damn, people have no sense of humor. ZOMG HES MAKIN FUNZ OF OUR RACE, DWNBAOT!

[–]Barstool 4 points5 points ago

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[–]vaultak101 -2 points-1 points ago

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repost

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[–]Chrischn89 2 points3 points ago

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so true! I wonder how many years it´ll take for the errors that occur during copying to make this gif unrecognizeable and finally die...

[–]cbellanger 2 points3 points ago

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Someone did this experiment with YouTube

[–]WARGLBARGL 2 points3 points ago

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that's neat.

[–]technocraft 1 point2 points ago

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never really thought of digital assets having such an apparently short lifetime.

[–]TheClerksWell -1 points0 points ago

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Older than dirt,but still upvoted.

[–]bigmeech -1 points0 points ago

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welcome to the internet

[–]CleverPrimate[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Welcome to Smug Bastard 101