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[–]flounder19 77 points78 points ago

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What's next, King Friday the 13th?

crickets

[–]LetsRunAway 22 points23 points ago

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[–]zhaddad 5 points6 points ago

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How about Friday the 13th After the Next?

I'll leave..

[–]devophill 2 points3 points ago

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That was his name, after all. King Friday XIII.

[–]flounder19 4 points5 points ago

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TIL

[–]GOOGLED_THAT 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Drawtaru 1 point2 points ago

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Dat bloom...

[–]Levophed 4 points5 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]building_a_moat 25 points26 points ago

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It's okay to have nightmares sometimes.

[–]jorellh 24 points25 points ago

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[–]FullOfMan 6 points7 points ago

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Out of all the things in this world that scares my shit senseless it's clown dolls. FUCK clown dolls. And FUCK Chucky.

[–]devophill 3 points4 points ago

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Lady Elaine Fairchild wasn't a clown. She was an alcoholic.

[–]elegylegacy 8 points9 points ago

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[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 0 points1 point ago

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:(

I have a fear of clowns.... This didn't help.

[–]Parthenonn 10 points11 points ago

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No. Mr. Rogers was the most epic dude of all late 20th century.

[–]5ft11flip 34 points35 points ago

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One, Two, I'm coming for you.

[–]i3arracuda 20 points21 points ago

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Three, Four, Better lock your door.

[–]jcarules 15 points16 points ago

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Five, Six, Grab your crucifix.

[–]shinburgerbar 21 points22 points ago

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Thank you for ruining my childhood

[–]alcoholic_dad 24 points25 points ago

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No problem, son.

[–]unohoo09 9 points10 points ago

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Dad you're drunk go to bed.

[–]necromundus 5 points6 points ago

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"Now let me just grab my fedora and burn the skin off my face and I'll be good to go."

[–]JustINCREDIBLE_ 29 points30 points ago

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some men just want to watch the world learn..

[–]instructable 3 points4 points ago

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[–]sum_dude 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Jerry13888 2 points3 points ago

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Boner alert!

[–]resisttheurge -1 points0 points ago

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I think you mean "nerd alert"

[–]spidermoy007 2 points3 points ago

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Won't you be..... my neighbor?

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[–]Trigonal 1 point2 points ago

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A pretty blackish-green, though.

[–]nonsensepoem 0 points1 point ago

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So festive!

[–]oopsifarted 5 points6 points ago

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Im not the only one who saw the boner in his pants right?

[–]SANAFABICH 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like he has a boner.

[–]zulyxd 1 point2 points ago

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instead of going to factories to see how papers made we'll be learning about how to haunt peoples nightmares....

[–]Never_gets_any_joke 6 points7 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]TheMadGeek 3 points4 points ago

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Haven't seen you in a while.

[–]danfanclub 1 point2 points ago*

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incase you're not trolling-- a mashup of two very different famous sweater-figures of the 80s: Mr. Rogers and Freddy Krueger. Well, Mr Rogers ran for 30 years... but you get my point. EDIT: so I fall for it, AND get downvoted? You guys suck.

[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 2 points3 points ago

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Here, I'll upvote you. I only downvote jerks, hopefully others will be nice so you can at leave get back to positive 1. :)

[–]MasterYI -2 points-1 points ago

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Look at his name.

[–]frobischer 1 point2 points ago

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In this version he hunts and kills Fox News pundits in their dreams.

[–]cuntniggerflyingjets 1 point2 points ago

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Why is Arsene Wenger turning into Freddy Krueger?

[–]kiwiful 1 point2 points ago

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Right in the childhood.

[–]persoon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ItchyLemon 0 points1 point ago

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OMFG MR. RODGERS!!!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So many questions have just been answered.

[–]karmaghost 0 points1 point ago

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I remember that episode; it all took place inside Mr. McFeely's dreams. There was a giant Trolly driven by King Friday that eventually ran the postman over. The next episode... it was like nothing ever happened. Creepy.

[–]ionlysayFuckYeah 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah!

[–]budkin76 0 points1 point ago

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Traumatized!

[–]fluffi3 0 points1 point ago

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i was expecting a latex glove.

[–]saltwife94 0 points1 point ago

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Just found my new background picture!

[–]Microsort 0 points1 point ago

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Skyrim, anyone?

[–]hellogooddaysir 0 points1 point ago

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How did he get his hand in that shirt...?

[–]danguro 0 points1 point ago

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That awkward moment when you notice someone has a boner in a picture

[–]Bored_ass_dude 0 points1 point ago

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[–]drawdelove 0 points1 point ago

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Won't ya be... won't ya be my victim!

[–]Warwickist 0 points1 point ago

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Well that certainly explains why the Ultimate Showdown ended the way it did...

[–]Darthcaboose 0 points1 point ago

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Would you be mine?

...

What am I saying? You WILL be mine!!! evil laugh

[–]consciencecalling 0 points1 point ago

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"It's a beautiful day to kick your ass."

[–]KmndrKeen 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else notice his boner?

[–]HerpinAndDerpinRound 0 points1 point ago

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Why did I think of Gun X Sword?

[–]JonnyBhoy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]synicalx1 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me a a short story by Stephen King called The Boogeyman. That freaked the shit out of me when I was in highschool

[–]breakfastfire 0 points1 point ago

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Ok sorry, but he's got a boner over this!

[–]RepostsOnReposts 0 points1 point ago

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Why must you molest my childhood memories?

[–]Tachyx 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl-F REPOST

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's a beautiful for a daydream.....

[–]unevendoll 0 points1 point ago

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That arm always scared the shit out of me.. and now I saw it again... thanks...

[–]TheBeardOfZues 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or is his head really big?

[–]Poopface11678 0 points1 point ago

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some things you never fuck with ...

[–]Meebert 0 points1 point ago

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He is going to very politely molest you.

[–]1137 0 points1 point ago

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Tried to find a picture of the Robot Chicken Land of Make Believe, where everything is torn up and on fire. But I've failed. So you'll just have to imagine it and know it was hilarious.

[–]ragincarnage 3 points4 points ago

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Done.

[–]philosophersx 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it was family guy, robot chicken had Japanese land of make believe that was attacked by Godzilla. Family guy had where Stewie destroyed it and fought with mr rogers

[–]thundermoneyball 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he is throwing up gang signs.

[–]devidual 1 point2 points ago

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I think that should be the least of your worries.

[–]co120 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't cool man. Mr. Rodgers isn't someone to fuck with

[–]faleboat -2 points-1 points ago

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Shopped!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You can tell by the pixels

[–]ServerGeek -1 points0 points ago

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suddenly, it all makes sense.

[–]Eddie_The_Brewer -1 points0 points ago

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I need my eyes testing.

I saw Dennis Priestley holding 5 darts.

[–]nonsensepoem -1 points0 points ago

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Fred Rogers may have been one of the kindest people to walk the Earth, but he really sucked at playing roshambo.

[–]fliplock89 -1 points0 points ago

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My childhood...

[–]gmoneygangster3 -3 points-2 points ago

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how come i have the world the train goes to is VERY different now....