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[–]autocorrector 77 points78 points ago

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Useful for warming feet, too.

[–]youre_no_better 98 points99 points ago

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That's the kind of double functionality I want from something that will be touching my food.

[–]shillbert 14 points15 points ago

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Also, you can use it to raise the temperature of your balls, as a form of contraception.

[–]Black_Irish 21 points22 points ago

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We're talking about Redditors here. They don't need no contraception.

[–]theodrixx 20 points21 points ago

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They don't need no birth control.

[–]Essartee 12 points13 points ago

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No Prophylactics in the bedroom.

[–]yourenotmyrealdad 12 points13 points ago

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Heater, leave them balls alone.

[–]Bubblebath_expert 5 points6 points ago

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All alone it's just a, nother night spent to squall.

[–]moonshiness 1 point2 points ago

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You're from SW Ontario - Therefore this probably has happened.

[–]LiudvikasT 1 point2 points ago

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That is well taken care of by the laptop itself.

[–]fuckthemusics 1 point2 points ago

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You don't want THIS to happen.

[–]Drunken_Economist 630 points631 points ago

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I tried this in college, but our network wasn't very good. I kept having intermittently dropped Pockets.

[–]flounder19 267 points268 points ago

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[–]Drunken_Economist 125 points126 points ago

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That picture is probably applicable to 90% of my comments

[–]MsSarah 347 points348 points ago

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[–]Quatroking 204 points205 points ago

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ᶘ ◔__◔ ᶅ wuff

[–]a_bit_befuddled 62 points63 points ago

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This picture will always be the correct response

[–]gulljack 1 point2 points ago

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I'm trying to think of a time when it wouldn't be a correct response. I really can't.

[–]angrymole 19 points20 points ago

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That is an adorable creature.

[–]IzeeZLO 40 points41 points ago

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It's the mythical UpDog.

[–]Battletooth 60 points61 points ago

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What's UpDog?

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch 75 points76 points ago

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Nunn much brah, how about you?

[–]SpitSpot 7 points8 points ago

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[–]topgunsarg 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, this is the first image response that his literally made me laugh out loud...

[–]Gothiks 9 points10 points ago

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I was expecting this.

[–]Indestructavincible 4 points5 points ago

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[–]BlackGhostPanda 1 point2 points ago

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Great movie BTW.

[–]mc66a 7 points8 points ago

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I really thought you were linking to this. I was wrong.

[–]a_haar 19 points20 points ago

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inb4 masturbating at work jokes.

[–]stufff 4 points5 points ago

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It's no joke son, masturbating at work is serious business.

[–]gulljack 1 point2 points ago

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The only business many take seriously.

[–]levind 13 points14 points ago

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remove from sleeve, place directly in toilet.

[–]drummererb 6 points7 points ago

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diarrhea pockeeeeet

[–]OCDTrigger 8 points9 points ago

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[–]gnat_ 109 points110 points ago

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Grilled cheese with a clothes iron:
http://i.imgur.com/dJIX5.jpg

Recipe: Butter the outside of each bread slice, slap cheese in the middle, and wrap tightly in foil. Haul out the iron and ironing board, or cover the desk with a towel. Place a pillowcase or other thin material over the foil wrapping, press the heated iron onto the sandwich, flip it over, and repeat until desired crunchiness and melt are achieved. "Those were among the best grilled cheese sandwiches I have ever had,"

[–]down_vote_magnet 106 points107 points ago

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She looks dead serious about it too.

[–]Minyme2009 82 points83 points ago

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Grilling cheese be some serious shit, boy.

[–]down_vote_magnet 23 points24 points ago

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Ironing cheese you mean.

[–]1mperatr 1 point2 points ago

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Never let anything get between you and your food.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ironing Cheese Man. Lesser known Avenger.

[–]SpecialOops 8 points9 points ago

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this should be xposted to WTF on the account that she has a fucking kitchen in front of her ಠ_ಠ

[–]leaf_on_the_wind3 2 points3 points ago

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I only down voted you because of your name...

[–]Inamanlyfashion 16 points17 points ago

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Pssht. College students don't own irons. I knew one kid who ironed his clothes in college. We all called him snazzy pants.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, fucking Ralph Lauren. What a douche that kid was.

[–]64oz_Slurprise 27 points28 points ago

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might want to look into this

it's cheaper than an iron.

[–]javajunkie314 85 points86 points ago

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The irony: This probably contains much more iron than any modern iron.

[–]kerelberel 64 points65 points ago

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That's pretty ironic.

[–]tofupanzer 38 points39 points ago

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iron.

[–]Zhang5 56 points57 points ago

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Fe

[–]BubbaWoop 12 points13 points ago

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26 protons, 26 electrons and 30 neutrons

[–]gla3dr 6 points7 points ago

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     Fe
   /    \  
 Fe      Fe  
   \    /  
     Fe

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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It's a ferrous wheel!

[–]only_mentions_irony 1 point2 points ago

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yep

[–]GreenBuddy 2 points3 points ago

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pretty ironic

You spelled ferrous wrong

[–]Suboptimus 3 points4 points ago

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Whoosh.

How would you use a skillet and grill-press to cook a sandwich exactly?

I'm pretty sure if the student had access to a stovetop they wouldn't be using clothing irons and power adapters

[–]dihydrogen_monoxide 6 points7 points ago

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This won a Top Chef challenge a few years ago:

http://www.thekitchn.com/top-chef-allstars-the-muppets-139586

[–]filibustier 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Krellyn 1 point2 points ago

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This is how grilled cheese was made back in the day. Yes, I'm serious.

[–]Not_in_Nottingham 1 point2 points ago

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[–]westyfield 1 point2 points ago

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Why do you butter the outside?

[–]ProfessorDude 22 points23 points ago

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So that it gets all crispy.

[–]soupified 15 points16 points ago

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Don't use butter. Use mayonnaise! Takes longer to brown and tastes incredible. That's what we used at a restaurant I used to work at.

[–]cavortingwebeasties 25 points26 points ago

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If those are HP's they'll burn the shit out of that hotpocket.

[–]DuchySleeps 9 points10 points ago

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Funny, but I'm pretty sure that's a puff pastry. Filled with what looks like an apple cinnamon mixture.

[–]unexceptional 10 points11 points ago

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that's oddly specific..

[–]cavortingwebeasties 1 point2 points ago

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You can tell by the pixels. They're delicious!

[–]DuchySleeps 1 point2 points ago

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Duchy doesn't mess around with puff pastries.

[–]nomau 53 points54 points ago

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I was expecting this

[–]biznatch11 16 points17 points ago

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Why wouldn't you break them in half first?

[–]CosmicBard 9 points10 points ago

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Because you can't eat them worth shit when they're all cut in half? How do you expect to twirl them?

[–]MisterDonkey 1 point2 points ago

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Because it takes all of 20 seconds for them to soften and fall in completely.

[–]biznatch11 4 points5 points ago

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I was unaware of this. I was expecting the outcome to be noodles that were half overcooked and half under cooked.

[–]Pfeffersack 8 points9 points ago

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It's in German but I think you get the point: Cooking broccoli in a coffee machine and meat on the heater plate

[–]Athie 3 points4 points ago

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Pasta a la stick

[–]HueyDeweyLouieDuck 183 points184 points ago

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How about this http://imgur.com/Nsg3c

[–]tllnbks 185 points186 points ago

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Ah, the douchebag version. Can't wait to see the grease stain on the clothes of the next few people that use it properly...

[–]brosephjyant 132 points133 points ago*

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That's why you use put the pizza on tinfoil. Rookie mistake.

EDIT: I grammar'd.

[–]Tenome 103 points104 points ago

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why you use put the pizza

My head asplode

[–]theMoonRulesNumber1 56 points57 points ago

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that's why you use put the grammar rightly

[–]BryLoW 1 point2 points ago*

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that's why you use put the grammar correctly not rightly

i love being that guy

EDIT: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHH

[–]theMoonRulesNumber1 2 points3 points ago

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sigh...congratulations, you found the joke! claim your prize!!1!!one!!!

[–]BryLoW 2 points3 points ago

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I'm just gonna go ahead and woosh myself out the door.

I'm running on low sleep here man.

[–]theMoonRulesNumber1 2 points3 points ago

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I have no caffeine for you, but here's an upvote...that's like an upper (only not at all)

[–]BryLoW 1 point2 points ago

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Much obliged. Allow me to return the sentiment before I take a nap.

[–]Haasts_Eagle 6 points7 points ago

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When i think of use-put, I imagine a forceful squash onto the tinfoil.

Combine dammit.

[–]Kebre 7 points8 points ago

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[–]AriBBCP 20 points21 points ago

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people use irons?

[–]germany_kyle 61 points62 points ago

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People don't use irons?

[–]Pravusmentis 12 points13 points ago

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Like a sandwedge?

[–]gosuprobe 17 points18 points ago

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Use an open-faced club. The sand wedge!

Mmm.. open-faced club sandwich...

[–]tllnbks 32 points33 points ago

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Yes. The majority of people that use hotels are businessmen who do use irons on their suits. Hotels wouldn't waste money on irons if nobody used them.

[–]pavlpants 0 points1 point ago

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I once ruined a pair of pants because some bastard did something similar and the iron just put a giant grease stain on them, luckily the hotel was nice enough to give me two free days.

[–]kevco 1 point2 points ago

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That's why you always run it over a towel or something else before putting it on your fancy clothes. That's hoteling 101!

[–]GinaCenter 31 points32 points ago

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[–]Parthenonn 15 points16 points ago

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Stove is broken?

[–]StrugglingWithEase 30 points31 points ago

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Not anymore!

[–]ffn 2 points3 points ago

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D: grease is getting into the steam holes

[–]Bugs_Nixon 1 point2 points ago

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Ah... the Hamilton Beach 1500. Lovely action.

[–]icankillpenguins 1 point2 points ago

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You know what, when this was first posted on redit I remember redditors specializing in that brand of hair driers. they knwe much more than they should.

[–]sonastyinc 42 points43 points ago

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Dude, at least wrap the shit up with aluminum foil. That is just nasty.

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

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frikandel broodje!!

[–]Tenome 9 points10 points ago

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Frikandel - A frikandel (plural frikandellen) is a Dutch snack, a sort of minced-meat hot dog, developed either in 1954 or in 1958/1959 in the Netherlands, depending on the source.

[–]Veening 22 points23 points ago

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de vorm, de kleur, dit is zeker een albert heijn frikandelbroodje, OP is leugenaar :o

[–]Tenome 19 points20 points ago*

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Translation:

The shape, the color, this is definitely an Albert Heijn (A Dutch supermarket chain) frikandel broodje (a type of frikandel that uses break bread instead of a bun), OP is a liar :o

EDIT: "Bread" not "break"

[–]MistarGrimm 7 points8 points ago

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Goed mogelijk. Als ex-broodafdeling-AlbertHeijn medewerker geloof ik best dat dat een AH Broodje is.

[–]Tenome 9 points10 points ago

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Translation:

Good call (I think). As a former Albert Heijn employee, I'm pretty sure that is an AH sandwich.

EDIT: Formatting

[–]Veening 10 points11 points ago

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Als ongelofelijke vreetzak met weinig geld, ben ik vrij zeker van mijn zaak.

[–]FeelsLikeBatMan 4 points5 points ago

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Het heeft zelfs het saus gaatje.

[–]Tenome 11 points12 points ago

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Translation:

It even has the hole for sauce.

[–]Tenome 1 point2 points ago

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Translation:

A great meal (lit. guzzler/gobbler) for very little money, I'm pretty sure.

[–]thespag 12 points13 points ago

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I came here to post this. Freaking delicious when they are warm.

[–]bassem182 9 points10 points ago

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Lekker!

[–]FlippyWippy 4 points5 points ago

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Its a sausage roll.

[–]xenoph2 1 point2 points ago

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That's what she said.

[–]moneyeagle 2 points3 points ago

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Hühnerknubbel!!!

[–]FloppY_ 15 points16 points ago

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Yeah, use those converters which are regularly lying around on dirty, public floorspaces to touch-heat your food.

It's like eating off the floor..

[–]Kriss_Cross 35 points36 points ago

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cancer

[–]45RPM 8 points9 points ago

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I was wondering if I was the only one thinking that.

[–]OneCanOnlyGuess 2 points3 points ago

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Which drinking water and breathing air will give you as well. So what?

[–]mynameisflorian 2 points3 points ago

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I think I'm gonna need a reference on that one...

[–]coolstorybroham 1 point2 points ago

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Even bananas give off radiation. The point is it's so small that it's not a concern.

[–]responds_in_verse 28 points29 points ago

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Gently warming pastries with your power cable's fine,

So long as you don't mind excessive preparation time.

But ramen can't be cooked without the blazing fires of Hell

So might I recommend you drop some money on a Dell?

[–]Jezzikuh 7 points8 points ago

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Glanced, thought your name was "responds in reverse", read the whole thing backwards, and then your actual name was the punchline.

[–]Cranium_Insaneum 13 points14 points ago

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Everything tastes better in a power brick lined oven.

[–]aakaakaak 13 points14 points ago

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Hey, check out this sorcery!

[–]cyborg008 7 points8 points ago

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What kind black magic bullshit is this?

[–]HybridEmblem 10 points11 points ago

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melted credit cards this way :(

[–]samtheredditman 22 points23 points ago

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Well why'd you try cooking your credit card?

[–]HybridEmblem 1 point2 points ago

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card fell to the floor next to the brick. Next thing you know I'm looking at the edge of the bed and it's melted.

[–]HybridEmblem 1 point2 points ago

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Low in calories, high in debt.

[–]timestep 5 points6 points ago

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What.

[–]Dreamofthe_Endless 17 points18 points ago

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HE SAID "MELTED CREDIT CARDS THIS WAY :("

[–]xenoph2 5 points6 points ago

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HE FROWNED

[–]nstomper 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that is cooking level:prison inmate

[–]mavriksfan11 4 points5 points ago

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Cooking Level: Future Cancer Patient

[–]Rubix22 2 points3 points ago

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Ha....you can just eat sausage rolls cold anyway, they're delicious either way, just like pizza.

[–]shillbert 1 point2 points ago

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I long for the days when we could eat raw meat cold.

[–]caddycads 2 points3 points ago

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Bread + Ketchup + grated cheese = Pizza

[–]mareisfun 2 points3 points ago

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Suddenly...cancer.

[–]Scriptonaut 2 points3 points ago

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I'm a college student, and I never understood this mentality. So many people my age think that being in college is an excuse to not be able to take care of themselves. It's not a matter of money, buying a box of preprocessed hot pockets is a fuckload more expensive than buying some fresh produce and making a stir fry, or any of the other awesome and healthy things you can make for extremely cheap. Too often I hear, "Ya bro, I'm way too poor, I can't afford anything besides top ramen, easy mac, and hot pockets". These same people buy a fucking $5 espresso every day on campus, and drink mountain dew and energy drinks like water. Come the weekend they go through at least $20 weed+beer(I'm not knocking this, I do the same except during the weekdays as well). I think that they are just lazy, and enjoy the convenience of popping something in the microwave, which is fine, but they need to stop acting like they are sooo poor and belong to this league of poor college students.

[–]wasdy1 3 points4 points ago

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At least use some wax/parchment paper or tin foil...disgusting...

[–]snuggleitout 15 points16 points ago

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No matter how you cook it, it will taste like shit.

[–]Surprise_Buttseckz 12 points13 points ago

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What? It looks like a frikandelbroodje, those are delicious.. Especially from Albert Heijn.

[–]mavriksfan11 34 points35 points ago

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I don't understand the parts where you said:

frikandelbroodje

and

Especially from Albert Heijn

[–]derperio 12 points13 points ago

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frikandelbroodje

the name of that thing. Dutch people, being the funny people they are, consider it high-end cuisine.

Albert Heijn

A grocery store chain. They are literally all over the Netherlands. I love their selection of strong cheap beer.

[–]redderper 4 points5 points ago

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the reason why we like it so much is because it is almost as good as a hamburger (sometimes even better) but the price is about half of it

[–]wedsxcrfv 3 points4 points ago*

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I have never heard anyone call a frikandel high-end cuisine, it's made of spare meat

[–]bassem182 2 points3 points ago

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frikandelbroodje: you really don't wanna know what the 'frikandel' is made of, let's call it a sausage for now, and 'broodje' is Sandwich.

Albert heijn: If you've ever been to the Netherlands, you've probably passed by at least 10 of those, it's a supermarket chain that is scattered all over the place (the biggest in the Netherlands?)

With that said, Surprise_Buttseckz i approve of your choice!

[–]Drunken_Economist 3 points4 points ago

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What is it?

[–]Alpende 12 points13 points ago

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I think I know what it is but I do not know the English word for it. It basically it's a bar of meat wrapped in dough with some sort of sauce on top of the bar of meat. Picture for reference.

[–]SenorSmiley 58 points59 points ago

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Sausage roll

[–]WezVC 19 points20 points ago

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And they're fucking delicious.

[–]sarcasticmrfox 4 points5 points ago

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And Healthy! ..Warning_May_contain_high_levels_of_saturated_fat.

[–]down_vote_magnet 2 points3 points ago

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Alpende is saying his version (whichever country he comes from) has sauce on top of the meat though, which British sausage rolls don't have.

[–]SenorSmiley 6 points7 points ago

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British sausage rolls are the shit though!

[–]TheDeza 1 point2 points ago

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They are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nice. You can eat 1000 of them and still be wanting more.

[–]derpiderpiton 6 points7 points ago

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These are fucking delicious, at least, here in Holland they are :3

[–]Temenes 1 point2 points ago

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They're pretty good in Belgium too. As a student I've eaten waaaaay to much of these things.

[–]redderper 10 points11 points ago

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thought the same thing, easy to recognize. It's called a ''frikandelbroodje'' (''frikandel'' is a sort of sausage and ''broodje'' means sandwich). It's a Dutch snack

[–]FlippyWippy 1 point2 points ago

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thought the same thing, easy to recognize. It's called a ''sausage roll'' (''sausage'' is a sort of sausage and ''roll'' means sandwich). It's a British snack

[–]GeneralWarts 9 points10 points ago

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[–]PretendsToBeADoctor 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like what we Dutch call a Frikandelbroodje.

[–]MsSarah 2 points3 points ago

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That looks like a McDonald's apple pie thing.

[–]ArsenicSulphur 1 point2 points ago

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I'm almost certain it's some sort of Ginsters slice if he's from the UK.

[–]3yrlurker2ndacct 16 points17 points ago

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College student here. I can confirm that this is our thought process: "Toaster? Fuck that! I'm in college, I can't afford that shit! Instead, I just bought two laptops so I can use their AC adapters to heat my shitty sandwich."

[–]buy_me_a_pony 12 points13 points ago*

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I got my fire hazard, I mean toaster*, for $6 at Walmart when I was in college.

edit: toaster, not toast

[–]SeanLOSL 6 points7 points ago

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$6 for some toast? Shit's pricey.

[–]WezVC 31 points32 points ago

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You're a college student? I didn't realise there were any on Reddit!

[–]sarcasticmrfox 8 points9 points ago

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Thanks Mr Wonka.

[–]xenoph2 5 points6 points ago

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He wasn't condescending.

[–]nashife 4 points5 points ago

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many dorms strictly forbid any kind of appliances in the dorms. So clearly, that's his power supply and that of his roommate.

[–]3yrlurker2ndacct 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously he didn't buy two laptops. It was a joke.

[–]idefix24 2 points3 points ago

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At least at my school, we just hid the hot plates and george foreman grills in the closet

[–]ap3xlabs 6 points7 points ago

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I saw the power bricks and thought "clever guy!", then saw the stickers on the laptop and thought "fucking idiot!". My mind is a fickle asshole, and I'm just along for the ride it seems.

[–]MegaFireDonkey 8 points9 points ago

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I guess you're supposed to immediately peel those off or you're stupid? Why? Am I missing something?

[–]butterisbetter 1 point2 points ago

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Slow cooker.

[–]saptsen 1 point2 points ago

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Take that sticker off your laptop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This actually bothers me the grease, I hate when people eat fried food and use my keyboard. Actually putting a piece of fried pastry on my computers power supply would drive me nuts

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wow never seen that before! You know I just don't get it, I'm in college and I still cook real food, it's cheap too.

[–]DidHeJust 1 point2 points ago

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Sanitation Level: Africa

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Those things have been dragged across every filthy door room floor with questionable sticky spots... no way I'de eat that.

[–]DATAMIX 1 point2 points ago

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Late to the party, but this is how I survived college for the most part.

[–]ThatWeirdGirl 1 point2 points ago

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I am eating noodles made that way right fucking now. O.O

[–]Nebakanezzer 1 point2 points ago

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so...I control+f and no mention of lead

read the warning on your power bricks.

"WARNING: Handling the cord on this product will expose you to lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. Wash hands after handling."

this is a terrible idea.

[–]bbobenheimer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]josh4005 1 point2 points ago

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the germs oh god the germs

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm getting too old for this shit, Riggs.

[–]onederpatatime 1 point2 points ago

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GOD DAMN IT

I WANTED THAT SEARED, NOT TOASTED

[–]gbCerberus 1 point2 points ago

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I know you're going to say "Thanks, mom!" but that looks less than sanitary. When was the last time either of those were even dusted? Also, how hot do those get? I figure it's just warm enough to accelerate bacterial and fungal growth.

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[–]fill-in-name 1 point2 points ago

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thats... thats genius! I'm going to start playing tf2 to get my mac up to speed to start grilling myself a panini!

[–]Sramone 1 point2 points ago

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If those are Acer chargers then i can confirm this does work.

[–]Flamez001 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit has been giving me a lot of tips for college...

[–]ethCore7 1 point2 points ago

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Let me guess.. engineering?

[–]knickstar90 3 points4 points ago

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Another reason why pcs are better than macs

[–]Atmozfears 3 points4 points ago

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Tried that with water. Never again.

[–]glennerooo 1 point2 points ago

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How did it taste?

[–]xstaticxgpx 24 points25 points ago

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carcinogeny

[–]Nesman64 1 point2 points ago

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If you're in a hurry, you can fire up Minecraft and set your laptop directly on the item to be cooked.

[–]jpsowin 1 point2 points ago

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Cooking level: PC user