Cooking level: college student

autocorrector · 6 months

Useful for warming feet, too.

Drunken_Economist · 6 months

I tried this in college, but our network wasn't very good. I kept having intermittently dropped Pockets.

gnat_ · 6 months

Grilled cheese with a clothes iron:
http://i.imgur.com/dJIX5.jpg

Recipe: Butter the outside of each bread slice, slap cheese in the middle, and wrap tightly in foil. Haul out the iron and ironing board, or cover the desk with a towel. Place a pillowcase or other thin material over the foil wrapping, press the heated iron onto the sandwich, flip it over, and repeat until desired crunchiness and melt are achieved. "Those were among the best grilled cheese sandwiches I have ever had,"

cavortingwebeasties · 6 months

If those are HP's they'll burn the shit out of that hotpocket.

nomau · 6 months

I was expecting this

HueyDeweyLouieDuck · 6 months

How about this http://imgur.com/Nsg3c

sonastyinc · 6 months

Dude, at least wrap the shit up with aluminum foil. That is just nasty.

Tenome · 6 months

frikandel broodje!!

FloppY_ · 6 months

Yeah, use those converters which are regularly lying around on dirty, public floorspaces to touch-heat your food.

It's like eating off the floor..

Kriss_Cross · 6 months

cancer

responds_in_verse · 6 months

Gently warming pastries with your power cable's fine,

So long as you don't mind excessive preparation time.

But ramen can't be cooked without the blazing fires of Hell

So might I recommend you drop some money on a Dell?

Cranium_Insaneum · 6 months

Everything tastes better in a power brick lined oven.

aakaakaak · 6 months

Hey, check out this sorcery!

HybridEmblem · 6 months

melted credit cards this way :(

nstomper · 6 months

I'm pretty sure that is cooking level:prison inmate

Rubix22 · 6 months

Ha....you can just eat sausage rolls cold anyway, they're delicious either way, just like pizza.

caddycads · 6 months

Bread + Ketchup + grated cheese = Pizza

mareisfun · 6 months

Suddenly...cancer.

Scriptonaut · 6 months

I'm a college student, and I never understood this mentality. So many people my age think that being in college is an excuse to not be able to take care of themselves. It's not a matter of money, buying a box of preprocessed hot pockets is a fuckload more expensive than buying some fresh produce and making a stir fry, or any of the other awesome and healthy things you can make for extremely cheap. Too often I hear, "Ya bro, I'm way too poor, I can't afford anything besides top ramen, easy mac, and hot pockets". These same people buy a fucking $5 espresso every day on campus, and drink mountain dew and energy drinks like water. Come the weekend they go through at least $20 weed+beer(I'm not knocking this, I do the same except during the weekdays as well). I think that they are just lazy, and enjoy the convenience of popping something in the microwave, which is fine, but they need to stop acting like they are sooo poor and belong to this league of poor college students.

wasdy1 · 6 months

At least use some wax/parchment paper or tin foil...disgusting...

snuggleitout · 6 months

No matter how you cook it, it will taste like shit.

3yrlurker2ndacct · 6 months

College student here. I can confirm that this is our thought process: "Toaster? Fuck that! I'm in college, I can't afford that shit! Instead, I just bought two laptops so I can use their AC adapters to heat my shitty sandwich."

ap3xlabs · 6 months

I saw the power bricks and thought "clever guy!", then saw the stickers on the laptop and thought "fucking idiot!". My mind is a fickle asshole, and I'm just along for the ride it seems.

butterisbetter · 6 months

Slow cooker.

saptsen · 6 months

Take that sticker off your laptop

[deleted] · 6 months

This actually bothers me the grease, I hate when people eat fried food and use my keyboard. Actually putting a piece of fried pastry on my computers power supply would drive me nuts

[deleted] · 6 months

Wow never seen that before! You know I just don't get it, I'm in college and I still cook real food, it's cheap too.

DidHeJust · 6 months

Sanitation Level: Africa

[deleted] · 6 months

Those things have been dragged across every filthy door room floor with questionable sticky spots... no way I'de eat that.

DATAMIX · 6 months

Late to the party, but this is how I survived college for the most part.

Nebakanezzer · 6 months

so...I control+f and no mention of lead

read the warning on your power bricks.

"WARNING: Handling the cord on this product will expose you to lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. Wash hands after handling."

this is a terrible idea.

bbobenheimer · 6 months

Cooking level: Army http://krigeren.dk/her-er-opskriften-pa-lmg-bacon/

josh4005 · 6 months

the germs oh god the germs

[deleted] · 6 months

I'm getting too old for this shit, Riggs.

onederpatatime · 6 months

GOD DAMN IT

I WANTED THAT SEARED, NOT TOASTED

gbCerberus · 6 months

I know you're going to say "Thanks, mom!" but that looks less than sanitary. When was the last time either of those were even dusted? Also, how hot do those get? I figure it's just warm enough to accelerate bacterial and fungal growth.

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fill-in-name · 6 months

thats... thats genius! I'm going to start playing tf2 to get my mac up to speed to start grilling myself a panini!

Sramone · 6 months

If those are Acer chargers then i can confirm this does work.

Flamez001 · 6 months

Reddit has been giving me a lot of tips for college...

ethCore7 · 6 months

Let me guess.. engineering?

knickstar90 · 6 months

Another reason why pcs are better than macs

Atmozfears · 6 months

Tried that with water. Never again.

glennerooo · 6 months

How did it taste?

Nesman64 · 6 months

If you're in a hurry, you can fire up Minecraft and set your laptop directly on the item to be cooked.

jpsowin · 6 months

Cooking level: PC user

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