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[–]dsigned001 10 points11 points ago

Luckily for God, he has tenure.

[–]eriverside[!] -1 points0 points ago

well done. have an upvote.

[–]bepdub 5 points6 points ago

Repost 5 hours later?

[–]right_supremacist 1 point2 points ago

http://imgur.com/TsML1

Apparently so

[–]dannylazer08 3 points4 points ago

This belongs in r/atheism.

[–]mysheettz890 3 points4 points ago

it seems that /r/atheism has sprung a leak recently.

[–]life-form_42 6 points7 points ago

Between /r/atheism and /r/politics leaking, I fear for the health and safety of the indigenous population of /r/funny...

[–]mysheettz890 1 point2 points ago

I read your post as though you were David Attenborough

[–]PainGod 0 points1 point ago

I read it as Marlon Perkins. I half expected it to follow up with "Sadly now there can be only one outcome."

[–]life-form_42 0 points1 point ago

TIL the names of wildlife documentary narrators.

[–]eriverside[!] 1 point2 points ago

but its funny! r/atheism can be so confrontational sometimes...

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

Then it would have ended with a simple, "He doesn't exist."

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[–]HittingSmoke 4 points5 points ago

That's not what a repost is.

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[–]rtilde 0 points1 point ago

What about the Old Testament?

BOOM! Religion'd!

[–]Virtuoptim -1 points0 points ago

What did he/she say?

[–]svtracerd 0 points1 point ago

RE:RE:RE:RE:FWD:RE:RE:RE:RE: My college friends will get this

[–]dannylazer08 0 points1 point ago

as confrontational as the run of the mill religious fanatic haha

[–]ob1jakobi 0 points1 point ago

[–]heart-on 0 points1 point ago

TIL god wrote the bible

[–]Theserialmuppet 0 points1 point ago

Hmmm... Dr. God

[–]Chubbstock 0 points1 point ago

It was in Hebrew.

If this is in reference to the Bible, it was in greek first.

[–]eriverside[!] 2 points3 points ago

it was in reference to the old testament.

[–]watimnotatworkshutup -1 points0 points ago

People who make fun of the Bible often don't bother to learn anything about it.

[–]helodriver87 1 point2 points ago

That's too bad. They're missing out on a goldmine's worth of material.

[–]Virtuoptim -1 points0 points ago

8... Then why were there almost no Jewish casualties during the Black Death?

[–]LNMagic -3 points-2 points ago

So we're printing email chain letters now?

[–]hildiri -2 points-1 points ago

Better than PhD Comics.