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[–]HigherFive 119 points120 points ago

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This is my favorite Disney movie.

[–]TurboDisturbo 42 points43 points ago

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My god, I think I know now what almost having a seizure feels like

[–]Spooky_Electric 4 points5 points ago

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I enjoyed the fuck out of that.

I have a sad life

[–]elegylegacy 28 points29 points ago

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EggsEggsEggsEggs HairHair HairHair HairHair

[–]TechGoat 8 points9 points ago

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Had to do a double take when that second part came up and I thought I was looking at testicles.

[–]Ngiole 4 points5 points ago

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air air air air air air air

[–]thrilldigger 18 points19 points ago

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I'm a huge fan of Pogo's remixes. Trippy as hell.

[–]PontifexPrimus 25 points26 points ago

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Let's make this a bit trippier, shall we?

[–]Osmodius 4 points5 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE.

[–]I_play_pokemon 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god why did I do this?

[–]Lost_in_BC 1 point2 points ago

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I was not prepared for what ensued following the link.

Still happy that it was not spacedicks, though.

[–]Adremmalech 6 points7 points ago

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It's weird that the guy who makes these still uses the username "Faggotron".

[–]SpringInJapan 8 points9 points ago

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Still my favorite YTP.

[–]User38691 9 points10 points ago

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YouTube Poop, for those wondering as well.

[–]Brain_ninja 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks, Internet, today was a short day. Y'all take care, I'm out.

[–]alison09 2 points3 points ago

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What the heck did I just watch? And why did I watch the entire thing?

[–]leviticus11 1 point2 points ago

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Gaston is my favorite. This completely captures how ridiculous he is.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 6 points7 points ago

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You're doing god's work, lad.

[–]reddit_stats 5 points6 points ago

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User: HigherFive - Joined: 14th Mar 2011 (0y 12m 4d 13h 47m and 44s ago.)


644 Comments. 26 Posts (17 Links + 9 Self Posts). Totalling 19726 words.
Has received 6769 upvotes and 1189 downvotes, giving a true karma score of 5580 (85% approval).

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[–]HigherFive 12 points13 points ago

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longest comment was 788 words

Wow, whose spirit possessed me that day?

edit: Oh, looks like my cake day is in two days. Hmmm.

[–]Randamba 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could look at my own stats like this.

[–]reddit_stats 3 points4 points ago

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User: Randamba - Joined: 16th May 2011 (0y 10m 1d 0h 21m and 34s ago.)


687 Comments. 13 Posts (4 Links + 9 Self Posts). Totalling 22281 words.
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[–]Randamba 2 points3 points ago

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Comments on my stats.

  1. I discovered I have posted on reddit at all times of day except 1500, or 3:00 pm, or in other words, I get off work at 3 and so I never post on reddit.

  2. My longest comment ever was cut short cause I was using a phone and got lazy.

  3. I am still greatly amused by my least popular comment and don't understand why it was downvoted.

[–]Lord_Drakkon 0 points1 point ago

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What was it? I promise I won't downvote it. Pinky promise.

[–]Randamba 0 points1 point ago

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Click on the blue comment word after least popular in my stats, and it will take you to my comment. Ditto for all the other links in my stats.

[–]Lord_Drakkon 0 points1 point ago

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That would make sense. Thanks

[–]Stackware 0 points1 point ago

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GIVE ME MY STATS O GREAT REDDIT BEAST

[–]reddit_stats 1 point2 points ago

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User: Stackware - Joined: 29th Sep 2011 (0y 5m 15d 23h 12m and 20s ago.)


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[–]Herndadernda 13 points14 points ago

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YEAH BRO YOUTUBE POOP IS TOTALLY UNDERGROUND

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 21 points22 points ago

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NO ONE HERPS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE DERPS LIKE GASTON

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[–]craptrick 101 points102 points ago

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*worl

[–]reynej 6 points7 points ago

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I love that movie. One of Adam Sandler's last funny movies if you ask me.

[–]CiD7707 8 points9 points ago

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Except he says "Didney laaan"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Hahah I'm dying. The arms behind his head only add to the comedic value.

[–]EnviousDan 2 points3 points ago

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Ow...my sides...

[–]terrapurus 50 points51 points ago

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They just make them twice the size of normal eye. You are genetically programmed to go "awww". Literally ... you are programmed that way. Just take a look at a baby which has large eyes relative to its head.

[–]Kurskovich 44 points45 points ago

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With all the subtleties of the human face in real life, in cartoons it is easier to use just the eyes/eyebrows to show emotion. You might notice that Jafar had pretty big eyes, and he isn't really supposed to be cute.

[–]terrapurus 12 points13 points ago

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I think you might be interested in - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuteness

[–]Kurskovich 21 points22 points ago

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That was an interesting read, but my point still stands, very few animated characters have realistically sized eyes weather they are supposed to be cute or not. When they are intended to be cute they don't usually have much room left on their faces for anything else.

[–]terrapurus 12 points13 points ago

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http://nathy44.n.a.pic.centerblog.net/a247oaia.jpg - big round eyes (the roundness has a huge impact as well). High cuteness factor.

http://www.disneyvillains.net/Jafar.php - squinty, untrustworthy eyes. Even when fully opened in some shots, they are never round.

Also, when Jafar is squinting, it makes his eyes look tiny relative to his head. It makes him look trustable in some scenes (relatively open eyes and similar eye to head size ratio of other characters) and very shifty and untrustworthy in others.

Only "serious" cartoons have normal sized eyes (ie old batman and robin cartoons or ben 10 more recently). Aladdin is suppose to appear cartoonish, hence the increase in eye size overall.

[–]j3ffr3y 67 points68 points ago

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[–]artemisgoldfish 29 points30 points ago

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[–]actionbasterd 15 points16 points ago

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holy fuckin' shit. not cute, repulsive.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Kind of belongs on Real Housewives.

[–]tandcaekordeath 2 points3 points ago

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Prince?

[–]terrapurus 6 points7 points ago

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Not round enough but pretty close ... but he looks a bit stoned now ... (ummm ... stoned from smoking, not the middle eastern stoned ... just thought I would clarify).

[–]ohlordnotthisagain 4 points5 points ago

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Are you saying Middle Easterners can't get stoned from smoking? Those poor bastards...

[–]mikachuu 0 points1 point ago

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I spat pizza on my monitor. Holy god...

[–]bal- 23 points24 points ago

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If my memory serves right, it is actually not a character sheet Disney used but an extract of Preston Blair's book where he explains some basic principles of character design used by every animation studios.

[–]etan_causale 4 points5 points ago

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Oh yeah, my apologies. Thanks for correcting me. Indeed it is from Preston Blair and not from Disney.

[–]bal- 3 points4 points ago

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Well, Preston Blair did work for Disney, and most of the characters on the page are from Disney's movies too. It's very probable that sheets with similar indications circulated in the studios as well.

[–]terrapurus 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for that. I was looking for something similar earlier.

[–]Vsx 15 points16 points ago

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Babies look ridiculous.

[–]captnkurt 14 points15 points ago

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You misspelled "delicious"

[–]leviticus11 4 points5 points ago

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"Neoteny"

[–]tattertech 1 point2 points ago

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That tends to dominate which animals we find cute and want to keep as pets also.

[–]holyice7 -1 points0 points ago

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Just take a look at a baby which has large eyes relative to its head.

I'm pretty sure you just described the situation that invalidates your argument. Babies are disgusting.

[–]iliveinabunkbed 9 points10 points ago

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Gaston goes Silent Hill all over.

[–]Animatethis 41 points42 points ago

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Hah, my friend is the creator of the Didney worl meme/tumblr. Look Alyse, you're reddit famous! http://gointodidneyworl.tumblr.com/

[–]FeatherNET 5 points6 points ago

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[–]shokker 3 points4 points ago*

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Please stop downvoting this nice gentleman lady, because this tumblr just made my eyes water from laughing so hard. Thanks!

[–]Animatethis 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a lady but you're welcome!

[–]babyface_killah 0 points1 point ago

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for some reason the one with the dog and the apple made me lol really really hard.

[–]mikachuu 0 points1 point ago

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I love you for this.

[–]disfordog 6 points7 points ago

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Related, I've always noticed how, without applying makeup, Mulan's eyes automatically go from THIS (notice the eyeliner tails), to THIS. Most noticeable whenever she is at risk of being caught as a woman, or when she originally gets caught. It's as if women automatically have eyeliner on all the time.

[–]Madonkadonk 3 points4 points ago

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"Hope he doesn't see right through me"

[–]_Pikachu_ 2 points3 points ago

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There's one part where her eyes change almost instantly when she draws her hair up - I guess it's just supposed to be a subtle cue that she's looking more manly now.

[–]bal- 1 point2 points ago

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Darker and longer eyelashes are the most archetypal aspect of the feminine face in many cultures. I've always found surprising that even children know to add lines radiating from the eyes to indicate a girl.

Interestingly, it seems that women do not usually have longer eyelashes than men, but it is their paler complexion that makes them more noticeable.

[–]disfordog 0 points1 point ago

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Sort of. However, it isn't her eyelashes- it is eyeliner tails. Nobody naturally has eyes like that.

[–]mediocre_whiteboard 36 points37 points ago

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[–]bureX 5 points6 points ago

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I foresee a bright future. You, sir, are going to do well.

[–]daesoph 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty good, actually.

[–]MrUmbrellaPants 14 points15 points ago

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I believe the term is "lolwut."

[–]loveatthelisp 9 points10 points ago

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I'm torn between downvoting your comment or upvoting you purely because of your name. My life is hard.

[–]MrUmbrellaPants 7 points8 points ago

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Downvote.

[–]loveatthelisp 17 points18 points ago

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I just did nothing. I am Switzerland.

[–]MrUmbrellaPants 13 points14 points ago

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Do an IAMA, I don't think we've had a country yet.

[–]loveatthelisp 15 points16 points ago

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If you try really hard, you can be a country someday too. I bet you'd make a great Yemen.

[–]colonelbyson -1 points0 points ago

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I came here to say this.

[–]ordinarygentleman8 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop laughing.

[–]RugerRedhawk 3 points4 points ago

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I feel like I'm missing something, I see nothing at all funny.

[–]JaraKate 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, you're not the only one. People, animated or real, generally look ridiculous when you pause the tv.

[–]bogart1 2 points3 points ago*

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"didney worl" --holy fuck lmao

[–]jolieRules 0 points1 point ago

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Fixed: I love how Disney draws [female] eyes so beautifully. Women are for looking pretty and men are for herping derp, GET IT?!

[–]reads-in-voices 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]nomofica 0 points1 point ago

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You have no idea how much effort it took in order to keep myself from laughing hysterically in my college lounge. Probably look exactly like Gaston right now.

[–]trollerbear 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed an unreasonable amount at this. Really. This is embarrassing, I'm at work.

[–]red2468 0 points1 point ago

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Laughed so hard at this - loving the Scottish Accent in the last frame :)

[–]TropicalTangerine 0 points1 point ago

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There's a special place in hell for me

[–]Jasper_Dangerous 0 points1 point ago

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first time i've actually laughed out loud at the internet in quite a while

[–]Thydamine 0 points1 point ago

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It needs to be said out loud for the desired effect.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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Every time it's reposted, that picture at the bottom cracks my shit up, every, fucking, time! (Even worse at work.)

[–]TheMightyOak1123 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for didney worl.

[–]Mansy 0 points1 point ago

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Just read this in class, nearly shit my pants trying not to laugh out loud. The people around might suspect I'm having an ischemic stroke.

[–]Glalom 0 points1 point ago

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The last panel just reminds me of Intensive Gaston Unit

[–]Nulthrax 0 points1 point ago

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i havent laughed at reddit so hard in awhile

[–]naery 0 points1 point ago

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I just spewed Baskin Robbins on my monitor. Thanks for sharing.

[–]Jordan220 0 points1 point ago

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Got in trouble in class for laughing at this..just picture Arnold Schwarzenegger screaming DIDNEY WORL!

[–]Tomster1948 0 points1 point ago

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I lost it when I read this.

[–]Countess112 0 points1 point ago

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QUALITY

[–]GodzillaInsurance 0 points1 point ago

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The more you look at it, the funnier it gets.

[–]el_pinata 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fuck I am still laughing at this.

[–]Juneauite 0 points1 point ago

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First thing Ive actually laughed at in days. Didney worl.

[–]thereddaikon -1 points0 points ago

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ok, that's fucking hilarious.

[–]Jay_Normous -2 points-1 points ago

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It looks like somebody posting a [fixed] to something they found on Pinterest

[–]johnnydogma -2 points-1 points ago

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Didney Lan. HE says didney lan in the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO5t4U7ajiI

[–]Bakbakk -1 points0 points ago

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whats wrong with the eyes?

[–]PhylisInTheHood -2 points-1 points ago

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In Gaston's defense, he was belching at the time

[–]vigaman22 -2 points-1 points ago

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I've been brewing up a glorious crap for a while and that almost made it all come out in my pants

[–]FenrirIII -2 points-1 points ago

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Damnit, I almost spit rice all over my keyboard.