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[–]offconstantly 12 points13 points ago

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[–]fswizz 0 points1 point ago

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This is why we can't have soccer in the US.

[–]snorkedsnorkedsnorke 0 points1 point ago

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Why did  they let her keep playing after punching one player, roundhouse kicking another... I don't know a whole lot about soccor, but is it really this ruthless a sport?

[–]offconstantly 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, the refs just didn't see it. She was sneaky about it.

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[–]jajison 2 points3 points ago

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What?

[–]Dipndots 2 points3 points ago

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If you weren't so pretentious when comparing soccer and football you wouldn't have gotten downvoted. Just trying to help. Also the soccer analyst "moron" is a world renowned player even winning 3 Olympic medals (2 gold 1 silver) and won two FIFA world championships. She was simply stating that off the ball pressure is to be expected. (Edit: stray quotation mark)

[–]Longwaytofall 12 points13 points ago

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I went to UNM at the time this happened. I spent the next week trying to find Elizabeth to ask her on a date. There's no way she's not a freak after seeing this incident.

[–]jamiebunny 13 points14 points ago

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Wow, what a cunt.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Right?! The one that got attacked just looked like she was having a good time

[–]kaat528 2 points3 points ago

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that girl is terrifying

[–]ansabhailte 5 points6 points ago

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It looks like the girl in white is trying to give the girl in red a reach-around... ಠ_ಠ

REJECTED.

[–]seeashbashrun 3 points4 points ago

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actually the girl in red was being awful and overly aggressive the whole game. They were trying to get away. I was there...

[–]nolls12 -1 points0 points ago

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Go Lobos!!

[–]seeashbashrun 7 points8 points ago*

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http://www.dailylobo.com/index.php/article/2009/11/womens_soccer_player_suspended_indefinitely

Not criticizing the team or school. But that girl played like a nutter.

[–]spit_it_out 5 points6 points ago

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My favorite quote from the article: "This is in no way indicative of my character" Really?

[–]Doreagarde 2 points3 points ago

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I'll have to remember the "my actions do not reflect my intentions" defense the next time I'm on trial for murder.

[–]seeashbashrun 0 points1 point ago

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I know, right? lol. I play ice hockey, and though less physical than men's, women's leagues still get pretty directly physical, and I've NEVER seen anything like that! Don't care how 'physical' a game can get, pulling hair and crap? That just means you're immature and can't handle the pressure of sports.

[–]pawkair 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly, I remember this and I laughed so hard at this. I'm glad she was suspended though

[–]TheJonzeRocket 2 points3 points ago

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If only I could download people in real life..

[–]tenspeedscarab 2 points3 points ago

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You wouldn't download a person...

[–]TimeTravelMishap 11 points12 points ago

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That. Was. So. Hot.

[–]Roaning 0 points1 point ago

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Thinking the exact same thing. I would actually fuck the shit out of that chick in the red. Something sexy about that badassery.

[–]bragrocrag 1 point2 points ago

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to be fair, the front girl did try to give the other girl a front-wedgie.

[–]Wolfosaurus 0 points1 point ago

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That's my favourite kind of wedgie...

[–]Immryl 1 point2 points ago

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And this is why I love female sports...

[–]heathengray 1 point2 points ago

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Now KISS!

[–]Yossarian18 0 points1 point ago

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UNM REPRESENT!

[–]mastigia 0 points1 point ago

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gives me a weird boner

[–]this_is_for_chumps 0 points1 point ago

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Like a balloon animal?

[–]mastigia 1 point2 points ago

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Like a punching clown.

[–]dbKoopa -1 points0 points ago

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AND STAY DOWN!

[–]OliverClozof -3 points-2 points ago

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Hot.