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[–]Drunken_Economist 27 points28 points ago

If this works, it could be a total game-changer.

[–]CogBlocker 0 points1 point ago

You're everywhere now!

[–]lilstumpz 99 points100 points ago

Rage faces unnecessary.

[–]ALL_in_A_days_WORK 102 points103 points ago

Entire post is unnecessary.

[–]JohnDoeXXII 21 points22 points ago

...nihilist

[–]dhaft88 3 points4 points ago

As they always are.

[–]LetsTalkAboutJesus 53 points54 points ago

This is just not funny. Sorry

[–]Troll_In_The_Dungeon[S] 36 points37 points ago

Alright. Everyone has an opinion. I respect that.

[–]KillaPeas[!] 24 points25 points ago

"That's just, like, your opinion, man."

[–]Joke_Getter 5 points6 points ago

I think it's remarkable. You combined fake text logs and rage comics and yet we're all still alive. You may be an idiot savant.

[–]Troll_In_The_Dungeon[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Its an actual text. I couldn't come up with shit like this

[–]Tehkaiser 1 point2 points ago

I believe you. Because I've sent an identical reply to an identical text.

[–]ben174 1 point2 points ago

I've been staring and staring trying to find some hint of humor in this. I kept thinking I was missing something.

[–]Xenri 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, you should talk about fucking.

[–]wecameasbromans22 9 points10 points ago

Why the fuck is it that all of reddit claims to be literary/grammatical geniuses, but every time the word "spelt" is used, they correct it? "Spelt" is a fucking word!

[–]potato11teen 12 points13 points ago

You spelt "spelled" wrong. You should edit real quick.

[–]zenlike 2 points3 points ago

Isn't it some kind of flour?

[–]nope_nic_tesla 1 point2 points ago

Yes, "spelt" is a proper word for a type of wheat.

[–]wecameasbromans22 -1 points0 points ago

Themoreyouknow.jpg

[–]wildstyle_method 1 point2 points ago

Are you british? I believe spelt is used more by brits, while spelled is used by americans/canadians

[–]wecameasbromans22 0 points1 point ago

I'm actually not, and I assumed it was just Americans who hadn't heard the dialect. But it's not that hard just to do a bit of research to check if it's a word!

[–]FishWash 6 points7 points ago

Aaaahh, no it wasn't.

[–]oneAngrySonOfaBitch 1 point2 points ago

go on...

[–]vation 2 points3 points ago

Nothing ever didn't happen as much as this didn't happen.

[–]Troll_In_The_Dungeon[S] 3 points4 points ago

[–]oreoz 0 points1 point ago

so how did it end?

[–]God_Eater 0 points1 point ago

God damn grammar battles! Did the phase in question at least get a giggle? Or a blowjob?

[–]Heiselberg 0 points1 point ago

You fuck fight?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Suck tonight?

[–]imoca 0 points1 point ago

Man, I absolutely love it when reddit pretends reduction of women to sexual objects is witty and hilarious.

[–]JSBUCK 0 points1 point ago

i need to try this

[–]MmmQue 0 points1 point ago

Is this secretly man_in_the_mirra??? This has his fingerprints all over it.

[–]TrollinTheDungeon 0 points1 point ago

You've got a great name for a shitty novelty account, someone beat you to it though. relevant

[–]CzechsMix -4 points-3 points ago

spelled?

[–]Troll_In_The_Dungeon[S] 3 points4 points ago

Spelt is also correct.

[–]CzechsMix 3 points4 points ago

Well, I learned something today.

[–]NotARacistISwear 3 points4 points ago

*learnt

[–]DBuckFactory 0 points1 point ago

*learnted

Duh. -ed ending still applies.

[–]Troll_In_The_Dungeon[S] -1 points0 points ago

[–]jacksmack11 -2 points-1 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]nattner -5 points-4 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[–]heracleides -3 points-2 points ago

You spelled spelled wrong.

[–]beachjustice -2 points-1 points ago

i think that's the wrong use of 'spelt'. funny regardless

[–]Buddhainhair -2 points-1 points ago

You spelled spelled wrong.

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS -2 points-1 points ago

Cue sandy fembigot vaginas at r/shitredditsays in 3...2....

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[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

spelt is also an accepted spelling

[–]DemonKing420 2 points3 points ago

I thought spelt was a grain.

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

it is also that.

[–]nietzsche_was_peachy -4 points-3 points ago

Upvote because it's funny, and your name.