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[–]gordonhead 41 points42 points ago

That is the Takasakiyama Monkey Park in Beppu, Japan. I have been there (I live about 90 mins away from it). From this vid: http://youtu.be/iQ5XdqCpN6A

[–]Br0ski 3 points4 points ago

That's so cute! But I feel worried that some of the weaker monkeys wouldn't be able to get food and possibly die.

[–]oregonblazer420 25 points26 points ago

darwinism

[–]VentusInsulae 10 points11 points ago

Brutal thing, life.

[–]Ehkz 2 points3 points ago

Scumbag Reddit:

Promotes Atheism, Hates Darwinism.

[–]Andaru 12 points13 points ago

Being atheist does not imply that you have to favor darwinian behaviors, just like you don't have to favor gravitation. It happens regardless of your opinion, often in opposition to your well being (see you + hungry tiger).

[–]DoWhile 1 point2 points ago

I hope this is just for show for the zoo-goers and that they are properly fed behind the scenes.

[–]cydthesquid 2 points3 points ago

I took a trip to Japan with my Japanese class in high school. We went to some hot spring and there was a zoo nearby, so we decided to check it out. Here are some of the things we saw. A single chimp that was in a tiny barred cage that only had a single tire swing. He was sitting on the tire swing holding his hand out for peanuts. We saw a pit full of alligators, I mean so full that they couldn't move. I am pretty sure several were dead. They also had a ton of baboons in cages that must have just sat around all day jerking off because they were covered in jiz. On top of all this were wild cats walking around the park missing their ears, legs, or tails. I imagine they lost them when walking to close to the animal cages. It was extremely depressing.

[–]Fishfisherton 0 points1 point ago

how would a "proper" feeding take place in this kind of scenario?

[–]NudgeMyNoodle 1 point2 points ago

woops thought it was dogs

[–]Hamohater 0 points1 point ago

Yep! I was just there a few weeks ago! It's pretty crazy

[–]Shnozberries -3 points-2 points ago

Are you a round eye living in Japan?

[–]gordonhead 0 points1 point ago

Yep

[–]shitjustaintcray 68 points69 points ago

I want that job. I am...THE BANANA SPRINTER

[–]Beautifuldays 40 points41 points ago

Can't tell if actual job or male stripper name...

[–]commandodude1265 18 points19 points ago

There isn't enough band in that wagon

[–]apaster16 19 points20 points ago

they went ape shit.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I knew someone would monkey around with a comment like this.

[–]MeridianPrime 2 points3 points ago

......well, fuck. I can't see any more puns. Guess I'll need to set up an ambush and lay in wait for 'em. Gorilla warfare and all that, y'know.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

This idea sounds bananas but I think it'll work.

[–]Tangentric 1 point2 points ago

It's a hair-brained idea, you should ape-peel for a better solution.

[–]Netzapper 4 points5 points ago

I'm sure if you gibbon some time, he'll do better.

[–]spacechaser 2 points3 points ago

You sir, are the chimp-ian

[–]apaster16 0 points1 point ago

Upvote all the puns!

[–]Sarah_Tonin 7 points8 points ago

I see your Japanese monkey park at feeding time and raise you Japanese monkey park - hot springs monkeys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=590_mhAuZhc&feature=related

[–]pukestainsdaily 2 points3 points ago

It looks like a real life temple run.

[–]pantscrazy 4 points5 points ago

Source?!?!

[–]xfftw 1 point2 points ago

That is the Takasakiyama Monkey Park in Beppu, Japan. I have been there (I live about 90 mins away from it). From this vid: [1] http://youtu.be/iQ5XdqCpN6A

quoting gordonhead many comments above

[–]pantscrazy 0 points1 point ago

terrifying - and thanks

[–]SlavesWork 0 points1 point ago

Banana Sprinter Club in India.

[–]Mattyice318 8 points9 points ago

Well I'd better comment fast to get a lot of trendy upvotes

[–]AngryEnt 5 points6 points ago

It's starting!

[–]Bsbear 4 points5 points ago

DO A PIZZA!

[–]bocksocks 0 points1 point ago

A WHOLE grapefruit? I didn't think that could fit in there.

[–]gaspah 0 points1 point ago

YES!

[–]DumbleDear 1 point2 points ago

The Internet does like monkeys

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 0 points1 point ago

Indeed it does. Sometimes I feel like there's way too much boring cats doing nothing that take all the good space. Monkeys are always in need to keep up with their game to be seen. Cats do nothing or just act like douchebags; instant karma.

[–]ImJango 1 point2 points ago

I like the Monkey in the back of the cart as he empties it.

[–]snatchamike 1 point2 points ago

The Kony Karriage is leaking all over the sidewalk!

[–]HeBoughtALot 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes you're the monkey and sometimes you're the monkey biscuit. But, once in a while you get to pull the cart.

[–]Zaboom 1 point2 points ago

MY CABBAGE!!

[–]murphmurphy 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how that guy feels when he goes home at night. WIFE: How were the monkeys dear? GUY: Ah it was awful, they tried to get on the cart. I'm going to ITT next semester I swear.

[–]sirjackass 1 point2 points ago

my worst fucking nightmare.

[–]Arcon1337 1 point2 points ago

/r/atheism in a nutshell.

[–]Jinglesthetiger 3 points4 points ago

What if that wasn't even a job and that guy was just doing it to piss everyone else off.

[–]lildanny1283 2 points3 points ago

what the absolute fuck

[–]koolman101 1 point2 points ago

SO MANY MONKEYS!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Some day I hope to be the metaphorical man pulling the cart, if only for one day.

[–]Rhythm-Malfunction 0 points1 point ago

Jokes on you. I would've up voted this just because there are a bunch of monkeys. Dumb ass.

[–]Povidius 0 points1 point ago

wonder if that dude runs any of them over from time to time... must be horrible if he does.

[–]ladyfortuna 0 points1 point ago

So, Friday night on Reddit, right?

[–]Squirrel_Whisperer 0 points1 point ago

Running from the Banana Grabber?

[–]theempires 0 points1 point ago

Oh look the RNC.

[–]SpacedWizard 0 points1 point ago

My new favorite gif.

[–]fasfsfadfaa 0 points1 point ago

One monkey riding the cart LIKE A BOSS!

[–]monkeypirates 0 points1 point ago

Stolen food tastes much better than free rickshaw food.

[–]distopiandoormatt 0 points1 point ago

Scramble!!!!

[–]djolliebaba 0 points1 point ago

Can someone get something more interesting than this?

[–]The_blue_shark 0 points1 point ago

KONY

[–]mcmurphy1 0 points1 point ago

Where's that similar image bot?

[–]Gamper33 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit....

[–]drumcowski 0 points1 point ago

Also internet trolls.

[–]Authoritator 0 points1 point ago

nice

[–]i_rape_bananas 0 points1 point ago

Someone edit the guy running to say KONY 2012

[–]Canis_lupus 0 points1 point ago

You know it must just smell AWESOME in monkeyland.

[–]iceagecoming 0 points1 point ago

Can't wait to see this put on facebook in a couple hours.

[–]Dovakhim 0 points1 point ago

we're cats, not monkeys

[–]chunkymonkeychow 1 point2 points ago

thank god

[–]imgoingleft 0 points1 point ago

There goes Kony 2012

[–]redgreenandblue 0 points1 point ago

That's monkeytastic!

[–]jayhawkaholic 0 points1 point ago

I had to rush in here with everyone else and say, what a great title!

[–]insideoutduck 0 points1 point ago

Normally I would be like "aww, look at the cute monkeys!" but looking at this on my phone the ones coming down the wall look like giant spiders... NOPE

[–]Negro_Napoleon 0 points1 point ago

Whats in that wagon?

[–]The_Orville_Brothers 0 points1 point ago

like Occupy Wall St.
(yeah I'm ready for the downvotes)

[–]Ronjon613 -1 points0 points ago

KONY 2012

[–]PolygonNinja -1 points0 points ago

I bet tons of people watched that on their Mac books and iPhones. And got mad.

[–]scurvydog-uldum -1 points0 points ago

Damn those sacred monkeys

[–]YourBestFriendStu -1 points0 points ago

what was in that box, wheat?

[–]sublimnl 5 points6 points ago

[–]Unlucky13 1 point2 points ago

Monkey biscuits, most likely.

Edit: that wasn't a joke, they feed monkeys these little bland biscuits: http://www.petwiser.com/Monkey-Biscuits-Orange-Flavor-14oz_p_18.html

[–]Aznflipfoo -1 points0 points ago

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepoooooooooooooooooooooooooost

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[–]adouchebag 1 point2 points ago

[–]JGByron -1 points0 points ago

So much fecal matter.