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[–]Hi_Im_Insanity 14 points15 points ago

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"Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose," I laughed so hard

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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TIL that Americans refer to sex as vavavoom.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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TIL that in America, sex isn't so different from a motorcycle

[–]Scaryfedoraman 1 point2 points ago

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Rigid, mechanical death trap? That does sound like a very accurate description of me and my ex-girlfriend.

[–]Axolotile 4 points5 points ago

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I certainly do.

[–]andreatjej[S] 23 points24 points ago

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"if ju oant tu start a fajt diis oörds ar väry gud."

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 22 points23 points ago

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TIL I speak Swedish

[–]sambotage 4 points5 points ago

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Great job, jesus

[–]Namaha 1 point2 points ago

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Am I correct in interpreting that as "If you want to start a fight these words are very good"?

[–]LokaCitron 0 points1 point ago

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yes

[–]RageComicsRock 9 points10 points ago

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"You fucked up everything, you fuck!" i lol'd.

[–]andreatjej[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Psalm singing old skinny maid got me

[–]AdmiralCheesecake 6 points7 points ago

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Whatta fuck is this?

[–]SeventhString 4 points5 points ago

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It teaches Swedish children to speak like American teenagers

[–]iostream3 3 points4 points ago

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What is the title of this magnificent book?

[–]jefvel 7 points8 points ago

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It's called Änglish if I remember correctly.

[–]iostream3 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, I'd get one for my siblings' children, but it seems to be out of stock :(

[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 2 points3 points ago

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Could you tell the title of the book?

[–]CIassic 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck. Screw. Hump. Bang

[–]Namaha 2 points3 points ago

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Brittiskt Uttryck: Shag

Amerikanst: vavavoom

Lost it

[–]bangzoomstraitmoon 4 points5 points ago

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This gives me Stockholm Fever more than Stockholm Syndrome.

[–]Chownado 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is what all redditors were reading as children.

[–]rawrc 1 point2 points ago

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Whatta fuck is this? Getta fuck outa here.

[–]andiW 1 point2 points ago

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VAVAVOOOOMMM!!!

[–]hulluhaukka 0 points1 point ago

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It's probably meant for adults as a joke and has been misplaced by a librarian.

[–]whatevesbro -3 points-2 points ago

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Your nails look like they need to be touched up.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Sweden, I am dissapoint. :(

[–]DisposableNick -4 points-3 points ago

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Fake. 89% of Swedes speak English.

[–]andreatjej[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Perhaps a novelty, yes, but nothing Swedes are above putting in the kiddie corner.

[–]SirCannonFodder 2 points3 points ago

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But that still doesn't mean they'd consider those words to be as bad as we do. Swears from a foreign language just don't have the same impact as the ones in your native tongue.

[–]nilleftw -3 points-2 points ago

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"Andreatjej", so you really made it clear that you're a girl. (Tjej = Girl)

[–]pickledspiders 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks for clearing that up. I thought it was a dude who used nail polish.

[–]jefvel 2 points3 points ago

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"nilleftw", so you really made it clear that you're for the win. (ftw = for the win)