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[–]HomeButton 334 points335 points ago

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Well I guess they ran out of history

[–]staplesgowhere 233 points234 points ago

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But... Can't we just make more history?

[–]nitesmoke 73 points74 points ago

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Their actual new slogan, they always say it during the promos for their "reality" shows:

"History: Made Every Day"

[–]Rodenhowzer 66 points67 points ago

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Yeah, every time Bubba gets the lift stuck in the mud McGraw-Hill stops the press.

[–]siglaboo 165 points166 points ago

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IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT!!!

[–]awesomemanftw 91 points92 points ago

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By definition it does.

[–]stormholloway 52 points53 points ago

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That's just called news.

[–]lud1120 12 points13 points ago*

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But once news gets old enough... It's history.

[–]LiquidGreggles 866 points867 points ago

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This is really too bad, I remember not being able to get enough of the history channel, I could turn it on and enjoy pretty much whatever was on. Now it's just pseudo-history with aliens.

[–]willscy 549 points550 points ago

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or pawn stars.

[–]galuple 141 points142 points ago

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or Top Gear.

[–]USMCsniper 452 points453 points ago

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american top gear makes me want to commit sudoku

[–]iatd 281 points282 points ago

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Makes me want to Mahjong myself

[–]StabbyStix 3 points4 points ago

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Death, by puzzle solving! Men? We have achieved a new level of extreme.

[–]Mattpointgrat 208 points209 points ago

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Y'know what's even more disturbing? The current lineup has gotten the History Channel more viewers than it has ever had. To a degree, I don't really blame the History Channel for giving people what they want.

I blame the people who watch it for being complete idiots.

[–]IgnorantDesign 268 points269 points ago

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"When you're young, you look at television and think: there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want. That's a far more depressing thought. Conspiracy is optimistic! You can shoot the bastards! We can have a revolution! But the networks are really in business to give people what they want. It's the truth."

-- Steve Jobs

[–]MrBokbagok 99 points100 points ago

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I was sad when I realized this was true. I got a chance to speak with someone who worked at MTV and asked them why the Music Video channel did not play music anymore. He said it was because whenever they played music videos their ratings tanked and when they played reality shows their ratings soared. They didn't choose to stop playing music, they were forced to, to stay in business.

[–]meta4our 39 points40 points ago

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also because with the internet, playing music videos on TV is dumb when people can just watch them on demand on the series of tubes we call t3h intarweb. I don't question MTV's decision, because they had to adapt to keep up with the times.

[–]paulbesteves 21 points22 points ago*

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mtv not playing music happened before youtube.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 7 points8 points ago

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Looooooooooooooooong before youtube.

I remember in the mid-late 90's trying to find music videos online - virtually impossible. By this time "The Box" had already been run off of my cable provider, and MTV only played music videos during TRL.

[–]bottom_of_the_well 9 points10 points ago

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I think that means TV as a medium is dumb.

[–]meta4our 23 points24 points ago

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not necessarily, but it needs to be reformed. Instead of having shows that come on at different times, there should be a list of shows that play that day for each channel, and we could pick from that list what we want to watch. That would change ratings alot, and many shitty shows like toddlers and tiaras will suffer because people usually watch those shows only because it's on and/or nothing else is

[–]elbenji 5 points6 points ago

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That's. Quite a good idea in fact.

[–]PossiblyPossible 44 points45 points ago

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"I pity the fool who don't eat bacon."

-Genghis Khan

[–]mrsquare 11 points12 points ago

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"So basically, you can just take any old statement, put some quotation marks on it and claim it as fact. Nobody ever checks the fucking things!"

-Roman Emperor Claudius

[–]AsAChemicalEngineer 2 points3 points ago

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Source? Is it just from a speech of his or is it a book or article I can read?

[–]eouw0o83hf 9 points10 points ago

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http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs ctrl+f conspiracy

tl;dc: Interview in WIRED magazine (February 1996)

[–]Kietus 65 points66 points ago

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This should really should be under r/sad because I'm not laughing.This used to be my favorite channel on TV and they've butchered it. I've been sorely disappointed the last few years with all their shows other than "The Universe" (which probably should be on Discovery).

[–]alex9001 45 points46 points ago

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this is exactly how i felt when i was an older kid (10-14)--if there wasn't anything good on elsewhere, i knew i could always turn to History.

[–]gx1400 970 points971 points ago

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Born in '88, grew up watching History Channel and enjoying documentaries with my old man. I miss the original History Channel.

[–]quazimoto69 717 points718 points ago*

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Along with Discovery Channel and National Geographic (lesser than the other two, but still). When I'm watching channels like that I'm trying to learn stuff, or find out about something new, not find out how much Billy can score off someones old storage junk.

Edit: TLC is also garbage.

[–]CaptainSombrero 533 points534 points ago*

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SHITBALLS.

[–]invadrzim 40 points41 points ago

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"I do think there's a squatch in these woods..."

NO! NO THERE FUCKING ISN'T. SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH, PACK UP YOUR FUCKING EQUIPMENT, GO HOME, AND HANG YOURSELF, YOU USELESS CUNT.

^ my reaction to the bigfoot show

[–]ted3681 10 points11 points ago

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THIS WAS THE REASON WHY I CANCELED MY SUBSCRIPTION TO CABLE.

True story, Im being 100% serious. I was like "This has gone to far" Next day canceled.

[–]OftenSarcastic 8 points9 points ago*

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Far is a horrible place. Don't ever go to far.

[–]AnonymousSkull 19 points20 points ago

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I turned on Animal Planet earlier to see if there was a show on for my daughter and it ended up just being "Finding Bigfoot". What's with this garbage? My wife, who doesn't usually make fun of things, starts laughing when one of the guys hears a "knock" sound, then you see him explaining to the camera that this is how bigfoots communicate. Just... wow. Yeah we turned that shit off.

[–]Grieglet 18 points19 points ago

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Blame the stingrays, i say.

[–]DankDarko 2 points3 points ago

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thanks for bumming me out

[–]amusingduck 100 points101 points ago

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Animal Planet. Surprisingly human.

Because that's exactly why you watch Animal Planet, right?

[–]joshuamassre 60 points61 points ago

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Technically humans are animals too.

[–]Zombabies 104 points105 points ago

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Oh god don't let Animal Planet find this out so they have an excuse to make another reality TV network

[–]Darrian 248 points249 points ago

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I would watch Jersey Shore if they themed it like a documentary and put a BBC commentator in the background.

[–][deleted] 106 points107 points ago

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With a scathing British psychoanalyst going into detail about their shitty habits.

[–]IHaveToBeThatGuy 152 points153 points ago

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Here, a wild "Snook" forces grain alcohol down the throat of a potential mate, allowing him to see her as a viable candidate for copulation

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 15 points16 points ago

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Yet they only do anal.

[–]JiForce 3 points4 points ago

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Or alternately, Sir David Attenborough. Hell yes.

[–]promonk 6 points7 points ago

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David Attenborough would spin in his grave. And he isn't even dead yet.

[–]jdrc07 174 points175 points ago

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That's what sells, companies like making money it turns out.

[–]gobacktozzz 198 points199 points ago

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One of the many reasons why I don't have cable anymore. But when I visit someone who does, it makes my brain hurt trying to watch it. Also makes me very sad because I learned so much from these channels growing up.

[–]toSTONEiGO 136 points137 points ago

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at least we got mythbusters.

[–]phanboy 67 points68 points ago

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There was an episode where one of them said "The name of the show isn't 'Adam and Jamie build shit.'" Maybe it should be. The myths are getting a little tired, and I wish they covered more of the "building shit" aspect.

[–]responds_in_verse 202 points203 points ago

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A popular channel on cable

has a show that debunks common fables.

But when push comes to shove

it's the whole "making of"

that brings the most folks to the table.

[–]phanboy 23 points24 points ago

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I think this is the first clean limerick I've ever heard.

[–]responds_in_verse 118 points119 points ago

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The dirty ones do run amok

when the people who write them are schmucks.

But plenty are clean

and you'll see what I mean

just as soon as I finish...wait. Fuck.

[–]toSTONEiGO 14 points15 points ago

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yeah. maybe they should just make a new show.

[–]vinfx 25 points26 points ago

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I'd like to see them build historical machines, fantastical machines, redneck machines, Da Vinci type machines, and machines so mandulgent that uptight people would curse them for being so stupid as to waste their time on that!

[–]captainduncan 2 points3 points ago

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As a matter of fact, they're advertising a new series. Some sort of Rube Goldberg machine-building competition.

[–]Mrmcmadman 110 points111 points ago

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Too many explosions.

[–]kevinkm77 96 points97 points ago

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I heard Micheal Bay is now producing it.

[–]BluShine 17 points18 points ago

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Depends on the episode and the myth. Some of them, it's actually hardcore science: microscopes, physics equations, etc. Other times, you can tell that the producers wanted to do a myth just so they could blow stuff up at the end.

[–]SnapHook 12 points13 points ago*

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at least we got mythbusters.

This should be on a shirt

[–]WarehouseJim 29 points30 points ago

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Reality TV is so much cheaper and quicker to churn out than shows that have to research shit and interview people. It's a sad combination of lazy and capitalistic.

[–]notformeplz 25 points26 points ago

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Majority of TV viewers are idiots.

FTFY

[–]jbick89 14 points15 points ago

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The Puppy Bowl is awesome, though.

[–]thelawnranger 111 points112 points ago

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Don't forget The Learning Channel. The only thing you learn on TLC now is peoples propensity for stupidity.

[–]kyspeaks 27 points28 points ago

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This is why they changed the name from The Learning Channel to just TLC, I give credit to their honesty, at least.

[–]phanboy 13 points14 points ago

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Not true. I find it to be a great leading indicator of areas to not invest.

[–]BCBUDDHA 112 points113 points ago

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I remember when TLC was "THE LEARNING CHANNEL"

wtf do i learn from midgets or toddlers in tiaras

[–]simplystunned[!] 45 points46 points ago*

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HGTV used to be Home and Gardening Channel. You'd get some nice tips on fixing and designing things around the house. Now it's the Real Estate Channel. Where you can buy, how much is it, how to stage your house to sell it - even Internationally. Boring.....

I'm old enough to remember when MTV debuted and it was all music videos.

[–]Niflhe 11 points12 points ago

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I remember watching Gardening by the Yard every weekend with my father. Such good memories of what HGTV used to be.

[–]Ameisen 125 points126 points ago

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New, on TLC: Midgets in Tiaras!

[–]piglet24 100 points101 points ago

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Watch PBS. Great documentaries

[–]316nuts 25 points26 points ago

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Nova and Nature. <3

[–]Graboids 20 points21 points ago

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Ken burns documentaries are done with such class and detail. He's currently working on a Vietnam documentary due for release in 2016. History channel documentaries always seem rushed and they try to cram like 5 years of major events in an hour.

[–]C3POwn3d 3 points4 points ago

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Frontline FTW

[–]yeah568 56 points57 points ago

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Discovery for me. I loved it, and now there's progressively less and less science.

Although, from what I can tell, Science Channel is kind of what Discovery used to be.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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Discovery Channel is now pretty much exclusively shows that focus on progressively more obscure occupations/hobbies (American Chopper, Swamp Loggers, and the like). Shit, they even have TWO different extreme commercial fishing/harvesting shows now- Deadliest Catch, and Lobstermen (which is basically the Deadliest Catch with a Boston accent).

[–]yosem1te 59 points60 points ago*

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It all started with Dirty Jobs. That show was so wildly popular that the people at Discovery thought "Why don't we start showing some of these occupations?" So they sent out Deadliest Catch, which caught on like wildfire, hell I LOVED Deadliest Catch when it first came out.

After that it all went downhill, because they found what sells, and are running it into the dirt. Every company does it, from video games (Mario, hell anything Nintendo really) to cars (I'm looking at you Porche 911 fans), because in the end, innovation can be very costly if it fails, and what you have now might not be making money hand over fist, but at least it's making money.

Edit: I love Dirty Jobs too. Mike Rowe is the man.

[–]AsAChemicalEngineer 4 points5 points ago

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But unlike all the other reality bullshit shows they have, dirty jobs is actually a good show and presents information about a different occupation every episode.

Also Mike Rowe is an awesome guy and I love how he constantly talks about the show being dedicated to the blue collar workers. I actually learn stuff on that show.

[–]FOR_SClENCE 10 points11 points ago

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To be fair, the 911 is almost always a great car. It's less like the Call of Duty of cars and more like the consoles themselves.

[–]AsAChemicalEngineer 12 points13 points ago

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Science channel is okay, except when they have the 7 hour marathons of those assembly factory shows several times a week. I enjoy those shows.. but in moderation.

Besides that, their actual science shows are actually fairly terrible. While better than 99% of the "educational" stuff on TV; they try to peddle dramatic and disaster stuff too much. They never capture the wonder and excitement that comes with science like anything Sagan, Tyson or Attenborough did/does.

And when they actually try to do the wonder thing, they are always wayyyyy to broad. It's like they try to show you something about the universe, but has ADD and can't figure out what to focus on.

[–]domesticatedbeetroot 26 points27 points ago

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All documentary related channels seem to jump the shark at some point. I hate what happened to CourtTV with a passion.

[–]Rampant_Durandal 43 points44 points ago

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I think PBS is still alright.

[–]SubtleMockery 88 points89 points ago

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Publicly funded channel doesn't sell out. Go figure.

[–]yosem1te 11 points12 points ago

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I think H2 and Science Channel are doing alright too.

[–]syriquez 18 points19 points ago

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Science Channel is worrying. They're still trying to sneak the reality TV bullshit onto it, such as with Oddities (you can't fucking tell me that's anything but a "twist" on Pawn Stars).

[–]Theappunderground 11 points12 points ago

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goddamn oddities i hope that shows ends. it cant end soon enough. I HATE THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE AND ALL THE FUCKING WERIDOS THAT COME IN AND ALL THEIR DUMB OVERPRICED SHIT!!

ahh, that felt good.

[–]52Hzwhale 18 points19 points ago

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Except H2 has recently started airing Ancient Aliens. Only a matter of time before it's fully as useless as the History Channel.

[–]The_Oblivious_One 18 points19 points ago

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But then they will create H3

[–]Larzzon 4 points5 points ago*

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soo much agree with you.

It was nice that there always was this option on tv where they atleast tried their very best to be truthfull and informative, feels like they gravitated to much towards what MTV is about now.

If I crave informative shows I have to search for it online or on reddit, but then have to know exactly what u want and wade through a ton of garbage..

I miss just being able to tune in to history channel and finding some intressting piece about something important in history that I otherwise wouldnt know shit about ...

Reddit is doing a heck of a job filling that void tho with /r/documentaries but theres a lot of garbage also

[–]Solomaxwell6 45 points46 points ago

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If old History Channel was still available, I'd have it on all the time. I don't even mind if it's a majority of WW2 stuff, but it was a lot less "Here's what happened at Iwo Jima!" and more "LET US HUNT DOWN THE SECRET NAZI GOLD IN ARGENTINA."

[–]snarkysnickerdoodle 9 points10 points ago

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I think they still play some of the older documentaries in the wee hours of the morning right after paid programming ends on the channel...I remember not too long ago watching a documentary on the rise and fall of Napoleon on the History Channel (my sleep schedule is royally fucked as a result of work). If you have Netflix they have several decent documentaries available on their streaming service as well.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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yea this really reminded me of how cool it was. DAMN YOU HISTORY CHANNEL DAMN YOUUUUU

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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The same goes to the Discovery Channel.

[–]Jisaw 43 points44 points ago

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I miss it, too. I got their logo tattoo'd on my wrist just before they changed the design. Jerks.

[–]NorthAve 15 points16 points ago

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pics?

[–]Jisaw 76 points77 points ago

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[–]NorthAve 56 points57 points ago

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How about that.

[–]Kamikaze_Leprechaun 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, right?

[–]muchadobout 10 points11 points ago

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I am sorry for doubting your dedication to the History Channel. That's neat though, what do people say when they see it? Do they recognize it?

[–]Jisaw 26 points27 points ago

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Most people who recognize it ask if I'm a paranormal expert. The rest ask if it's an initial for my last name.

[–]James_Arkham 15 points16 points ago

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Now I'm sad.

[–]TheReaperr 181 points182 points ago

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2012 loggers, miners and auctions...

[–]supaphly42 79 points80 points ago

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See also: Discovery Channel.

[–]Gavinardo 133 points134 points ago

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[–]thebendavis 47 points48 points ago

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It must be REALLY CHEAP to film in Alaska.

[–]GBCxTCP 14 points15 points ago

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I used to live in Anchorage and I remember hearing that the reason why more movies/tv shows are being filmed up there is because the state gives them tax cuts or something.

I'm probably totally wrong though, so don't take my word for it. With that said, I fucking love shows about Alaska. :)

[–]My__Other__Account 4 points5 points ago

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You are very much correct. Alaska implemented a series of incentives to attract production companies a couple years ago (mostly transferable corporate tax credits). Since then we've seen an explosion of Alaska focused reality shows.

[–]fuck_pants_jr 3 points4 points ago

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It's also really cheap to film in Louisiana. Swamp People, Cajun Pawn Stars and Sons of Guns. Any others?

[–]valkyriemissile 24 points25 points ago

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Swamp people, American Pickers, Cajun Pawn Stars, American Restoration. It's white trash reality programming and I hate it.

[–]lasercow 9 points10 points ago

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You cant really hate on American pickers, they are interested in pieces of american history. Its like antiques roadshow with interesting conversations....and funny redneck locations.

[–]ShakeNBakey 100 points101 points ago

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Same thing happened with G4. Television is fucking up!

[–]chight10 101 points102 points ago

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"Man it's friday, what do these guys want to watch??"

"Oh I dunno."

[–]RTrooper 60 points61 points ago

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[–]amalgamatedchaos 34 points35 points ago

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[–]RTrooper 11 points12 points ago*

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[–]amalgamatedchaos 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Tenth_Doctor 9 points10 points ago

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What the hell?

[–]RTrooper 4 points5 points ago

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It is a real show. It is horrible.

[–]syriquez 28 points29 points ago

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The moment that TechTV merged with G4 was a great loss. Initially it was okay, since they tried to leave it full of the best of both stations...and then it became reruns of TechTV shows that were already months to years out of date. Then most of the original G4 content started vanishing.

Haven't watched it in awhile but I seem to recall that it's now something like 50% COPS, 35% Cheaters, 10% Ninja Warrior, and 5% G4 content.

[–]Ignitus 16 points17 points ago

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Agreed, I was working at TechTV and then moved to los angeles for the G4 merger, 3 months after they moved us, they canceled our show and laid us off, fuck G4

[–]ZapActions-dower 33 points34 points ago

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It's so upsetting. Television is basically dead to me, besides select shows. And I don't even watch them on TV, just on Netflix. Why is it that when we have so much room for channels to differentiate and be special, they all turn to shit?

[–]tyrantxiv 32 points33 points ago

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TV shows are like politicians, they pander to the people, and if the people are shit, the content will be too.

[–]auandi 4 points5 points ago

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Everyone's rushing the the middle to try to get the biggest audience, and if everyone's rushing to the common denominator than they are all the same and if you liked history documentaries you are not a part of that common denominator. It's sad, cable used to be about niche markets but as audiences got smaller and smaller they started abandoning niche to get the greatest audience.

That said, I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss all TV, I'd say there's probably more good shows on now than at any other point in history (or at minimum some point this past decade holds that honer), just maybe not as a percentage because it's now real easy to film cheap crap shows and broadcast them on some new channel in the upper hundreds.

[–]Devon64327 8 points9 points ago

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Holy shit, anyone remember that show cinematech(?) all trailers all the time, and that show where they actually had competetive gaming. Man I'd forgotten what that channel used to be.

[–]Lwislol 96 points97 points ago

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If we don't learn from history channel, we are doomed to repeat history channel.

[–]jugulum 17 points18 points ago

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Let's do it for the dinosaurs.

[–]librarianzrock 111 points112 points ago

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am watching the Ancient Aliens "Nazi" episode right now...was a history major... should know better

[–]spazm 134 points135 points ago

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Lesbian Nazi hookers, abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs ... all next week on the History? Channel.

[–]KlebicoFranks 12 points13 points ago

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...all this week, on Town Ta-CRASH

Aaand now I have to go watch UHF.

[–]Rampant_Durandal 4 points5 points ago

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Sploosh.

[–]a_lot_of_fish 9 points10 points ago*

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So is that a combination of period 2 and period 3? Hurrtler?

[–]darkscream 71 points72 points ago

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I'm sad because in the 90s, I was too young to appreciate these sorts of shows. Now that i'm older, it's hard to find real content.

[–]trixnfx 28 points29 points ago

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If you want real content, watch the Smithsonian Channel. Some great stuff on there. It reminds me of the pre-crap Discovery Channel.

[–]deezer89 67 points68 points ago

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As much as I miss the History Channel, I think I miss the old TLC more. It was my favorite channel as a kid growing up. They used to have some pretty interesting shows on there before "Say Yes to the Dress" and company took over.

[–]Azov237 31 points32 points ago

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I completely agree...It's called The Learning Channel. Why the fuck am i watching some lady learn to dress herself or some wedding story. Fuck that shit.

[–]nitesmoke 61 points62 points ago

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Tonight on TLC:
7:00- Midget family

8:00- Midget couple

9:00- Midget pawn shop

10:00- Midget dog whisperer.

[–]pizearke 8 points9 points ago

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Midget Toddlers in Tiaras

[–]TWOoneEIGHT 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ZapActions-dower 41 points42 points ago

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learn to dress herself

BAM. Learning.

On a serious note, fuck television.

[–]Scipion 4 points5 points ago

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Give us back Junkyard Wars!

[–]Ubermensch65five321 31 points32 points ago

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God I loved the Hitler era.

[–]skinniegenes 7 points8 points ago

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Those were good times. I could (and did) watch that all day long.

[–]nihilation 33 points34 points ago

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i loved it in 95/96 when it was mostly ancient rome and egypt.

how i long for the golden age of history channel

[–]snackies 31 points32 points ago

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I love the modern marvels series, I think thats still going? Because really with that they just pick something, and then you learn like a really interesting background on whatever it is that they picked. But I think it is like modern marvels = 2%, random alien / monster / ghost / reality shows 98%.

[–]Conan446 16 points17 points ago

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Modern Marvels is my all time favorite show. But they changed the narrator and it just isn't the same for me. But there are 660+ episodes.

[–]Squid_Tamer 3 points4 points ago

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Modern Marvels is my favorite too. I try to find out when it comes on, but my cable box will only show three days into the future, and often times the History Channel won't even be showing it in those three days :(

I remember watching a whole hour long episode of modern marvels about grease (yep, the mechanical lubricant). I was fascinated. Same with Corn and dozens of other 'boring' topics.

[–]zoqfotpik 101 points102 points ago

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It's the MTV Effect.

[–]sje46 75 points76 points ago

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Network Decay actually :P

[–]cmv1 114 points115 points ago

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I totally agree. I used to refer to the History Channel as the WWII channel...now I just...cringe...

[–]jackryan4x 128 points129 points ago

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I had no problem when they were basically the military channel... it was still history just the same history over and over, but i really like WWII.

[–]Nervette 32 points33 points ago

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everyone I knew called it the Hitler Channel, even my world history teacher in high school. Now I don't watch it much anymore =( (though like, two weeks ago they had an all day rise and fall of Nazi Germany marathon. I didn't get any work done, not even redditing)

[–]Aulritta 63 points64 points ago

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"We have to put those programs on because they pay for our ground-breaking documentaries!"

ಠ_ಠ

[–]HeavenSk8 32 points33 points ago

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Ground-breaking as in excavations.

[–]chight10 18 points19 points ago

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I bet you had to dig deep to come up with that one.

[–]willscy 32 points33 points ago

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You guys remember Tech TV? that was a awesome channel.

[–]ajd6c8 16 points17 points ago

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The Universe was quite good. That was first on History right?

[–]rebat0 32 points33 points ago

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[–]ChimpanAToChimpanzee 29 points30 points ago

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"The History Channel now centrally focuses on reality content, eschewing researched historical programming due to the moderately high levels of education and comprehension required to produce it."

:(

[–]Fengorn 16 points17 points ago

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I see you included the Australian History Channel.

[–]dnicholsonb 3 points4 points ago

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"Ancient Australiens."

[–]doctorralph 49 points50 points ago

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The History Channel, or "History," used this description for a brief period last year:

History, formerly known as The History Channel, is an international satellite and cable TV channel that broadcasts programs regarding blue collar Americana, occult, pseudoscientific, and paranormal phenomena.

Absolutely worthless. It's some kind of sick joke to advertise that you're peddling pseudoscience. The fuck.

[–]Bflat13 7 points8 points ago

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At least they're honest that it is not science.

[–]fake_tissues 3 points4 points ago

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it sounds like they wrote that before knowing the name of the channel

[–]Honestly_ 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like the person who wrote it preferred the original History Channel.

[–]WhiteyMcJJ 11 points12 points ago

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I must say, i knew a shit ton about Hitler when I was eight.

[–]Hitler_Facts 8 points9 points ago

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Subscribe to Hitler Facts! Recover all of your lost knowledge! Amaze your friends with relevant Hitler Facts!

[–]bryan_sensei 11 points12 points ago

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it's clear that the History Channel has ZERO interest in addressing topics outside of it's narrow scope...what a shame. how hard is it to produce objective programs on topic other than WWII and bigfoot? topics I'd like to see: WWI, native american tribal history, a comprehensive "immigration in america" series, race in america, etc...

[–]MFchimichanga 7 points8 points ago

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And how they all can be attributed to ALIENS

[–]a_lot_of_fish 213 points214 points ago

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[–]zobbyblob 36 points37 points ago

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SHOW FORMAT


Blah blah blah...

"Question 1" Answer: No

"Question 2" Answer: Yes

Blah blah... It's not aliens but some ancient astronaut theorists believe... Aliens.

[–]Ruddiger_Merrypath 23 points24 points ago

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The amount of times they said "or as some ancient astronaut theorists believe" became laughable as the series went on.

[–]tptbrg95 14 points15 points ago

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New drinking game!

[–]Kurbits 89 points90 points ago

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[–]OmegaMilkShake 28 points29 points ago

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Same happened to Discovery Channel and Animal Planet. I'm guessing it was only me that enjoyed watching nature documentaries.

[–]Urkenelite 9 points10 points ago

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I remember when I used to like watching H.

[–]AAAAA42 16 points17 points ago

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If you put a circus next to a museum, the circus will probably get more people.

(Unfortunately.)

[–]chrisstout 7 points8 points ago

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Could it be that Hitler was an esssstra-terrresteral, I think the answer is yes.

[–]twelvis 21 points22 points ago

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Music Television does not play music History Channel does not show history The Learning Channel does not help me learn The Food Network does not teach me how to cook Arts and Entertainment contains neither arts nor entertainment

Ignorance is Strength!

btw, TV sucks

[–]enkiavatar 13 points14 points ago

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You know... come to think of it I'm pretty sure that if they focused more on the Napoleonic Space Nazi Mayan connection they could really hit a new programming high note. like castrato high

...Then people may finally recognize the terrible personal sacrifices made by Duke Wellington (who was actually an ancient astronaut sent forward in time to prevent the full scale adoption of the metric system, which is all that's stopping cyborg Joan of Arc from bringing about the end of days).

[–]pilsner407 7 points8 points ago

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Yea...it's a lot of bullshit. The bad thing is, you can no longer tell the difference between the History Channel, the Discovery Channel, and TLC.

[–]Glenn20 13 points14 points ago

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For all those Pawn Stars fans out there.

  1. That shits not history get it off my channel and present some real, researched history

  2. Shows fake, just google it, read about 10 articles now with valid evidence (grabbed this off the first google page because I couldn't be bothered finding specific articles I've read to cite here)

Please bring history channel back to real stories, with real research and real evidence. And maybe the occasional archaeological site funded by the channel or something, I dunno?

[–]tehcharizard 3 points4 points ago

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Next you'll be telling me that Top Gear is scripted too.

[–]keystone1221 11 points12 points ago

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I decided to look at what their schedule for the day was tomorrow. Starting at 7am their line up is as follows; pawn stars, pawn stars, pawn stars, pawn stars, pawn stars, pawn stars, american pickers, american pickers, american pickers, american pickers, pawn stars, pawn stars, pawn stars, pawn stars, pawn stars, pawn stars, american pickers, american pickers, american pickers, pawn stars, pawn stars, american pickers, pawn stars, pawn stars, american pickers, pawn stars, pawn stars, american pickers, pawn stars, pawn stars, american pickers, pawn stars, pawn stars, american pickers and then infomercials from 3am on. Dead serious.

[–]scwt 10 points11 points ago

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This looked so fake I had to check for myself, and it's not fake.

[–]ObsBlk 6 points7 points ago

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Reminds me a bit of Invention Pioneers of Note. (Warning: TVTropes).

[–]clusterfluffmyballs 6 points7 points ago

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I remember wayyy back when you would flip on the history channel and if it wasn't on a commercial it would be black and white clips of either of the world wars, and I remember wishing they'd do something else...and now I flip it on and I miss all that stuff...you know stuff about history. South Parks Thanksgiving Special summed up all the new programming.

[–]AltAccountSockPuppet 6 points7 points ago

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As somebody who actually watched The History Channel in the mid 90s; It was all WW2, all the time. They did not wait until 2002 for the introduction of Hitler.

[–]TheMahatma 4 points5 points ago

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Ancient aliens and suǝılɐ ʇuǝıɔuɐ ?

[–]Moontouch 3 points4 points ago

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Another absolutely disastrous fall has been that of National Geographic. Way back it used to be all about documenting genuinely interesting social events and phenomenons. Now it's just drug wars and life in prison.

[–]mycroft2000 5 points6 points ago

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There was a period during which A&E was known as the Artillery and Engineering Network, but I have no idea what it shows these days.

[–]Nobilibang 3 points4 points ago

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Hindsight is 20/20. Foresight is 2012.

What a horrible tagline.

[–]TheHanyo 4 points5 points ago

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Ugh. I work at History and wish I could explain everything to everyone.

[–]ALL_in_A_days_WORK 15 points16 points ago

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I want the old History Channel back. :(

[–]BoUnCy1337 11 points12 points ago

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True history

[–]shyshyboy 9 points10 points ago

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catering to the idiots that live in this country.

[–]TehSteveo 6 points7 points ago

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History Channel is terrible, between aliens, Nostradamus, Doomsday, aliens, terrible reality TV series, and more aliens. Anything remotely resembling the old History Channel is on H2 from what I've seen.

[–]avioneta 3 points4 points ago

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History*

  • of idiot network executives

[–]seafood10 3 points4 points ago

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Comedy Central started out showing I Love Lucy and other older sitcom shows.......

[–]handelsbar 2 points3 points ago

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I was so mad about Ancient Aliens that I wrote the History Channel a letter.

Seriously, at one point the guy was trying to prove that Egyptians had alien flashlights. He says that there's no oxygen deep in the tombs. As proof, he said that he was in the tombs, and could not light his match. Nobody bothered to ask him how he was still breathing.