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[–]Flashman_H 87 points88 points ago

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This gif is old as hell you can tell by his clothes

[–]SirDouchebagelton 15 points16 points ago

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It's also in black and white

[–]Dr___Awkward 3 points4 points ago

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It's also a drawing.

[–]Madrical -1 points0 points ago

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Well this is awkward.

[–]mleugh 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Snufflesaur 15 points16 points ago

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And how come we never hear about upside down Argentinians? That's discrimination if you ask me.

[–]Ragnalypse 5 points6 points ago

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Not so much a north/south hemisphere thing as "opposite side of the world" deal. Aussies are pretty close to being 180 degrees across, while Argentinians would be at a weird sideways angle.

Two people standing on opposite ends of a ball would be upside down compared to eachother, but if you stand on the other side but only 100 degrees away, you're just making an odd angle.

[–]Dentarthurdent42 2 points3 points ago

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Unless you live in California, in which case you'd be closer to Madagascar.

[–]Snufflesaur 0 points1 point ago

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ah now i get it, thanks

[–]SchroedingersHat 67 points68 points ago

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I'm in Australia. I think this is really funny, so I downvoted it.

[–]DrBoon 1 point2 points ago

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You mean all these things I've been downvoting is bad? CURSE MY AUSTRALIAN HERITAGE!

[–]raddat 37 points38 points ago

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The only thing upside down about Australia is that we don't have a negative symbol / dash in front of our government budget, housing value and company / businesses net worth.

Being upside down, we just do the opposite to everyone - GFC hits, we prosper - on purpose, bitches!

[–]Queballington 6 points7 points ago

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Well said fellow Aussie.

[–]BlueRainstorm 1 point2 points ago

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I like being Australian. x)

[–]Melchoir -1 points0 points ago

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negative symbol / dash

Gasp, what kind of typography-hating monster would use a dash in place of a minus sign for a negative number like −1? I can forgive those who use hyphens—bless them, they don't know any better—but who goes out of their way to use a dash? faints

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I use an em dash, personally.

[–]JustJoshingLiek 43 points44 points ago

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Y U BEATING A DEAD HORSE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[–]popescubla 50 points51 points ago

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ɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐ əsɹoɥ pɐəp ɐ ƃuıʇɐəq n ʎ FTFY

[–]metalgrizzlycannon 23 points24 points ago

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Meta as fuck

[–]saaking -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]40kfreak 3 points4 points ago

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cowgirl takes some serious athletic ability

[–]monkeymagoo 4 points5 points ago

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Whenever I see a comment like this in response to a deleted comment, it makes me really curious about what the deleted comment was.

[–]40kfreak 1 point2 points ago

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"they have sex upside down"

[–]monkeymagoo 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you.

[–]Offensive_Statement -2 points-1 points ago

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I dunno, I've fucked a lot of things, and it isn't all that meta unless you go fuck yourself.

[–]ControlPolice 1 point2 points ago

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Slow Clap

[–]theforbes 0 points1 point ago

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Your t is awful.

[–]DOWNVOTEDBITCH 25 points26 points ago

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You are really beating this dead "beating a dead horse" horse.

[–]saaking 6 points7 points ago

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No offense, but why are you a Downvoted Bitch?

[–]Cuplink 17 points18 points ago

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No offense, but why don't you fuck the shut up.

[–]saaking 17 points18 points ago*

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[–]Maxpayne5th 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK YEA, SEA... Oh.

Never Mind.

[–]Dentarthurdent42 0 points1 point ago

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You are really beating this dead "beating this dead 'beating a dead horse' horse" horse.

[–]woofle07 1 point2 points ago

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And you are really beating this dead "beating this dead ' beating this dead "beating a dead horse" horse' horse" horse.

[–]apullin 7 points8 points ago*

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HAHA Also you're descended from criminals! Criminal criminal!

I'm Australian too, and I used to get this one all the time when I was in school here in America. I eventually learned to just reply, "Yep, and you came from people that used to buy and sell slaves! Hey, Edgar, this guy thinks you should still be a slave!"

Of course, this resulted in a lot of counter-anger (not from Edgar, I was friendly with him). One time, it resulted in a school-wide meeting, because the kid went hold and told his parents about it ... and it turns out that his parents had recently paid reparations to a black lineage! (this was 1996) When they told us in the assembly that that' s what the assembly was about, I almost died laughing.

edit: spelling

[–]MrMono1 1 point2 points ago

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No one can insult like us Aussies.

Except maybe the Russians.

[–]TheDespondentZombie 0 points1 point ago

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Ever tried explaining the term 'seppos' to, well, a seppo?

They aren't crazy about it.

[–]mr3dguy 0 points1 point ago

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South Africans and New Zealanders don't do a terrible job either.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 11 points12 points ago

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Or crtl alt down.

[–]FlyingPasta 8 points9 points ago

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...

Liar.

[–]UnfittingToast 2 points3 points ago

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What is this magic?

[–]l312 2 points3 points ago

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unless you're not running XP

[–]FuriousBanana 1 point2 points ago

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I think it has to do with whether your processor is an Intel. It works on all the Intel computers I've tried it on, and none of the AMD computers.

[–]BlueHawke 0 points1 point ago

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I think the graphics card has to be the Intel integrated thing.

It doesn't work on my computer (Core 2 Quad, GTS 450)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's common an intel graphics machines, less common but still implemented on other drivers.

[–]mr3dguy 0 points1 point ago

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Could be that, or the video card drivers.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Unless you're in Australia herp derp

[–]xxtraxtracrispy 0 points1 point ago

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I keep turning my phone, but it wont stay put!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So this is how we would view their graphical picture of a guy with a cane trying to wake up a horse hanging on the wall?

[–]iamnotaneffinfanboy 1 point2 points ago

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Just waiting for ADeadHorse to comment any time now

[–]kantorekB14 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit loves a good horse flogging.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, ye olde intended irony

[–]bLazeni 0 points1 point ago

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Piñata?

[–]xvtx 0 points1 point ago

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What did you do? You crazy.

[–]battaglion 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh so hard that I turned right side up.

[–]carldude 0 points1 point ago

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I could watch that GIF for hours.

[–]burba 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there lol.

[–]Slevin_Kelevra_7 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen on reddit.

[–]Longthicknhard 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome. Perfect joke. Everyone please go home.

[–]achshar 0 points1 point ago

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oh the irony is killing me.

[–]skinniegenes 0 points1 point ago

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ʍou ʇɥbıɹ ɥɔnɯ os noʎ ǝʇɐɥ ı

[–]Sorkijan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]definitelykyle 0 points1 point ago

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This is so meta

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh. The image is upside down. Doesn't OP know that not everyone lives in Australia?

[–]mainzy 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there

[–]stfu_its_dillon 0 points1 point ago

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You, Se7en_Sinner, are my favorite Redditor. RES tag "this fucker is everywhere" lol

[–]LeopardKhan 0 points1 point ago

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I hate you.

[–]sadleb 0 points1 point ago

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Looking at this on and iPad is frustrating as hell. Just stay still damn it.

[–]gmikoner 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else downvote because it would be an upvote in Australia?

[–]Chester_Copperpot_ 0 points1 point ago

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See also: Sarah Jessica Parker = horse.

[–]SoManySpiderWebs 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say it's less like beating an dead horse, and more like beating a rock.

Because it was never funny in the first place.

[–]jumpinjohnnycakes 0 points1 point ago

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At least the guy is really upbeat about it

[–]Hekki27 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ScoutTf2 0 points1 point ago

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Look at my horse my horse is amazing

[–]BlueRainstorm 0 points1 point ago

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Gah, I hate it when people make these jokes. I'm like, "honestly! Are you stupid!? facepalm. :l

[–]chimpychimp 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl + f "Sarah Jessica Parker"

Excellent.

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

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HYPOCRITE

[–]Justintime1010 0 points1 point ago

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yeah you beat that dead horse.

[–]pombe 0 points1 point ago

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"The worst thing about being bitten by a poisonous spider is that you're probably Australian." -Jimmy Carr

[–]congealed -1 points0 points ago

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As an Australian, I feel that these jokes are old and distasteful, have a down vote.

[–]DJbezoar 1 point2 points ago*

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Yeah, seriously, there is so much more funny stuff you can make fun of Australia about. Like, the rising level of obesity, short shorts in Australian rules footbal, bogans, Or Trent from punchy.

Edit: and this is Trent, in case anybody was wondering. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c

[–]congealed 0 points1 point ago

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Or my friends consistently getting bogan southern cross tattoos.

[–]Athene_Wins 1 point2 points ago

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lololo u mean a australian upvote?! LOOLLLLL!!! OMGMGMGG SO FUNNY

[–]cuteboobies 0 points1 point ago

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I down vote that down vote!

[–]NerdyDDgirl 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone got the original picture of this? The gif image?

[–]Drybones5 2 points3 points ago

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[–]NerdyDDgirl 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you!

[–]BeerMe828 0 points1 point ago

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looks like abe lincoln holding his cock while hitting a horse with a cane.

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone got the 
original picture of 
this? The gif image?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't there a forum where all requests for help/favours had to be done in haiku?

[–]wesman212 1 point2 points ago

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Wait. I just read your username out loud.

How you doin'?

[–]NerdyDDgirl 0 points1 point ago

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Lol. I'm good, but, why did you read my username outloud?

[–]JustJoshingLiek 0 points1 point ago

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To make sure he is pronouncing it right to avoid embarrassment

[–]NerdyDDgirl 0 points1 point ago

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Lol. Yeah i suppose so.

[–]johhnymayhem 4 points5 points ago

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Nerdy Double Dragon girl?

[–]NerdyDDgirl 1 point2 points ago

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No lol, NerdyDDgirl is suppsed to be for two reasons, yes the boobs, but also cause of dungeons and dragons.

[–]ChangeTheBuket 0 points1 point ago

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What? What about the DDD factor?

Like Ner-DDD-girl...

[–]ChangeTheBuket 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought was that he was just subtly drawing the attention of his fellow gentleman-redditors to the fact that we are dealing with a nerdy girl here, who is supposedly blessed with voluptuous breasts.

But then I, too, read it out loud and I can only join in praise to such a ingenious play of words and letters. And since we are talking about beating a dead horse: Voilà

[–]NerdyDDgirl 0 points1 point ago

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Lol. Yeah I guess that's what he was doing.

[–]solarpoweredbiscuit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Cavejohnson84 -5 points-4 points ago

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Like you just did...

[–]Fallafel_Friez 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Cavejohnson84 0 points1 point ago

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Hurp Durp, I know it's a joke. Still beating a dead horse.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Reminds of the people trying to "stop" the Westboro Baptist Church by continuing to talk about them and attend their functions

[–]Rionok 3 points4 points ago

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Tis the point my good sir.

[–]Shuggus -5 points-4 points ago

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wait WHAT?! Sarah Jessica Parker is in Australia?

[–]darkhunt3r 1 point2 points ago

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that horse is even more dad. I mean the joke...

[–]Dapwell -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, the irony!

[–]jveen -1 points0 points ago

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What if Australia... is right side up? :0

[–]Olive_Garden -1 points0 points ago

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Leave Sarah Jessica Parker out of this.

[–]Athene_Wins -1 points0 points ago

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Beating a dead horse is arguing/complaining about something. Saying that Australia is upside down is just making a bad, annoying joke.

[–]letfreedomboom -4 points-3 points ago

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Silly Aussies. That's not how you put a shrimp on the barbie.

[–]im_also_bored 3 points4 points ago

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In Australia we call them prawns not shrimp. The More You Know!

[–]prometheanbound 2 points3 points ago

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In America they are sometimes called prawns as well. The More You Know!

[–]burgesj7 -2 points-1 points ago

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I immediately L.O.L'd. Even though I knew it was coming.

[–]IAmLamby -2 points-1 points ago

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Why do birds fly upside down in Australia? Australians aren't worth shitting on.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I love when people use overused jokes to complain about people overusing jokes.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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did someone make an upside down comment to that gw aussie chick and this is your response?

[–]Delicious_xD -1 points0 points ago

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I wish I knew what this meant. :(

[–]TwistedSou1 -1 points0 points ago

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If Copernicus was from Australia, the entire universe would be upside down.

[–]dego_frank -1 points0 points ago

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I like the descendants of rapists and murderers better ;-D

[–]DUCKVILLELOL -5 points-4 points ago

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As an Australian, I support this thread.

[–]Z_Z_T 1 point2 points ago

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uhh why

[–]Hurm -2 points-1 points ago

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You forgot the ball and chain and shackles on that convict!

[–]badAtheist -2 points-1 points ago

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this post almost killed me [7]

[–]arbitraryletters -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm unfamiliar with the phrase "beating a dead sky".

[–]WendyLRogers3 -2 points-1 points ago

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"Woomera, woomera, babaloo, boomerang. Crocodile, kookaburra, wombat, orangutang. Wee-ho, Wey-ho, Thurramungamine. Quantong, billabong, gunner bluey pine. Platypus, emu, wallaby, roo. Ibis, brolga, the white cockatoo. Nurra burra, carrah, coolamon, bankoo. Boggabri, narrabri, nevertie, yanchor.

Hoopla! Hoopla! Ha-Ha-Ha! Yanchor High School Ya-Ya-Ya!' "

--From, The Cars That Ate Paris (1974)

[–]aliph -2 points-1 points ago

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ʇɥbıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sǝʇoʌuʍop uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ

[–]saaking -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]aCatNamedBill -3 points-2 points ago

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nope. funny every time.

[–]WarehouseJim -3 points-2 points ago

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Fuck you. Have an upvote.