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[–]spacegoat725 26 points27 points ago

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I've seen this picture about 80 billion times

[–]732 7 points8 points ago

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Judging from the amount of trash next to the toilet, I imagine that cardboard will sit next to it with urine on it for quite some time.

[–]MrSmellyCyanide 2 points3 points ago

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You must be pretty expert to pee/shit through a drawn on hole

[–]bipolardiabetic 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing like cleaning the room and toilet before taking the picture. You chick magnet you.

[–]plez 1 point2 points ago

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It's not about being careless when you pee... The initial stream doesn't come out where you're aiming. The pee hole is closed until the stream breaks through it. This causes viscous effects. Piss viscosity. Pisscosity. This pulls the stream to one side, causing the seat splatters. The only ways I've found to fix this problem is to prime the piss pump, manually pulling the lips of the mouth open or by crouching down a bit so that you start much closer to the water.

[–]Green_like_the_color 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, everybody sprinkles. We ladies get that. Just clean it up afterward.

Also in the case of that bathroom I think aim is the least of their problems.

[–]jennkills 1 point2 points ago

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You mean the challenge to get that bathroom clean? Gross.

[–]dontmutemeplz 0 points1 point ago

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Mine would be riddled with battle scars.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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sometimes I stand on one leg when i piss to gie myself a challenge... but pissing in that hole seems a little too difficult.

[–]heynowheynow 0 points1 point ago

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Why bother aiming when your bathroom looks like that?

[–]katiebear7 0 points1 point ago

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Clean your bathroom grossy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i think the only thing that would be hard about that would be holding in your pee while you're pooping.

[–]arraninja3 0 points1 point ago

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no more pissing like a noob.

[–]BigT0406 0 points1 point ago

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No more upper-deckers.

[–]Roaning 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody well ever manage it unless they are extremely lucky with the initial calibration.

[–]Bleegle 0 points1 point ago

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Expert commode

[–]aPinata 0 points1 point ago

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I've done it. I'm not going to lie. I think my roommate has the picture of the results.

[–]easycumeasyhoe 0 points1 point ago

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As a drunk guy I would just sit down.. (yes my dick will fit, stop laughing)

[–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point ago

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The hardest part is starting out right, kind of like firing a gun with tracer rounds without looking down the sights. The first few rounds are gonna be only a rough estimate but after you see where it goes you can get more precise.

[–]black19 0 points1 point ago

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I hope you aren't wearing flip flops

[–]ultrakryptonite 0 points1 point ago

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Sniping's a good job, mate!

[–]lollydot 0 points1 point ago

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Clorox clean-up. Invest in some.

[–]philliptheawesome -1 points0 points ago

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Good luck...

[–]clowncrusher -1 points0 points ago

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its been 3 weeks, time to repost AGAIN

[–]NonPermissive -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks dark enough to be black marker rather than a cut-out hole.