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[–]rederick55 14 points15 points ago

reddit would be like watching the food network for ALF

[–]SeahorseRider 4 points5 points ago

Look at all the tasty pussies.... oh my days.... was that a joke all along about ALF eating cats that I never got until just now? Oh the innocence of childhood.

[–]girlinthebluebox 0 points1 point ago

No no no! I didn't realize until I read your comment. CHILDHOOD COME BACK!

[–]ZeroOverkill[S] 1 point2 points ago

ALF? There must be some mistake. It's Wayne Schlegel

[–]ThaddeusJP 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was Gordon Shumway...

[–]JohnQPotamus 6 points7 points ago

[–]ellenbotilda 4 points5 points ago

Gordon Shumway! I loved that show...

[–]garfield144 3 points4 points ago

Would have? ALF's dead? Say it ain't so. I thought I saw him on Dancing With The Stars.

[–]AcOrP 4 points5 points ago

great show. Wish they stop making crap reality shows and go back to doing series like ALF

[–]LuxLux24 1 point2 points ago

he would have eatin his computer

[–]munkigirl0 1 point2 points ago

Or hated it because you can't eat online pictures.

[–]adr1anh 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, but that guy terrified me when I was a kid

[–]kellykell 2 points3 points ago

complete opposite. i carried a stuffed alf like a baby doll when i was little! rip, alf!

[–]breakingeven 2 points3 points ago

Not me

[–]macabreboy 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged as "fucked an ALF doll"

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 0 points1 point ago

This is why.

[–]GernBlanstonInLove -1 points0 points ago

Godfather_of_Reddit never forgets!

[–]lorelicat 1 point2 points ago

I had a crush on him as a little girl.

[–]mjbfikus 1 point2 points ago

ALF: an alien that loves cats. Reddit: a website (with a alien mascot) that loves.... /mind blown

[–]GenericHamburgerHelp 0 points1 point ago

RIP, Alf

[–]petenigma 0 points1 point ago

I think he would have just been really hungry.

[–]escalat0r -1 points0 points ago

LOLOLOLOL CATS R SO FUNNY!!!!!11!1!!

[–]MrAmishJoe -1 points0 points ago

Oh no you dententtttt

[–]Ravenna -1 points0 points ago

Okay, I have to ask, having not watched any of the show: did he really eat those kitties in sammiches?

[–]lorelicat 1 point2 points ago

He tried but they would usually catch him, if I remember correctly.

[–]Ravenna 0 points1 point ago

Ooh good.

[–]JeffertonAlive -1 points0 points ago

as far as I know, puppets are incapable of experiencing any emotions or feelings, not even love.

[–]FuckRedditHarder -1 points0 points ago

SOMEBODY needs to do something about all these damn cats.

[–]gleaj522 -1 points0 points ago

Not. Enough. Upvotes in the world for this....