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[–]Frample_Tromwibbler 55 points56 points ago

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My roommate gets mad at me when I tell him I've seen something before, so I have to pretend I haven't.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 53 points54 points ago

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That's worse than faking an orgasm.

[–]Phrobis-m9 13 points14 points ago

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You pull out and spit on his back?

[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj 11 points12 points ago

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Your roommate is in love with you.

[–]helicalhell 4 points5 points ago

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Ah, the perils of roomatehood..

[–]DemDemz 1 point2 points ago

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See I am more of the "one-upper" when that happens to me

[–]CloneCmdrCody 1 point2 points ago

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My friend is a one-upper. He chased a bear with a 2" blade once...

[–]DemDemz 6 points7 points ago

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No way?! I had a buddy who took down a bull with his own horns

[–]teeksteeks 9 points10 points ago

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This guy I used to work opened a jar that was particularly difficult to open.

[–]DemDemz 2 points3 points ago

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My ex-girlfriend's uncle tied his shoes right the first time

[–]KravinMoorehead 0 points1 point ago

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your friend has horns??

[–]DemDemz 1 point2 points ago

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Surgically installed!

[–]fourthbrn 0 points1 point ago

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I'm new to reddit (about a month in) and now i'm THAT guy...

[–]Bjartensen -2 points-1 points ago

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Well I hate when people make a point of having seen everything. And you can let them know in a better fashion than saying "saw it".

[–]SimilarImage 212 points213 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month bernmaster My reaction to "When you see it" posts here 25 854
3 weeks tigastyle What I think when I see reposts. here 1 6
1 month Mirf9 I introduced my girlfriend to Reddit and now she sends me all the links here 0 -3

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[–]ShiftToSeparate 170 points171 points ago

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The most beautiful irony I have ever seen.

[–]Dapwell 14 points15 points ago

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tear rolls down cheek

[–]helicalhell 17 points18 points ago

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eyerunny indeed.

[–]b_miracle 1 point2 points ago

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You deserve an award

[–]SirCadburyWadsworth 3 points4 points ago

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It's like rain on your wedding day.

[–]Willyamm 2 points3 points ago

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It's a free ride when you've already paid.

[–]aprofessional -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]anonymousrapeface 23 points24 points ago

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Just like this post... About 50 times

[–]Se7en_Sinner 5 points6 points ago

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So meta.

[–]yourlogicisflawed 3 points4 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]FireOnCampus 41 points42 points ago

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YOU WAS RUTHLESS

[–]Gis_A_Maul 16 points17 points ago

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You used to not give a fuck about discretion! I seen't you break somebody's jawbone off! I SEEN'T IT!

[–]darren675 1 point2 points ago

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recite this to my housemates at least once a week...'I seen you pull somebody's jawbone oowf... A SEEN'T IT!'

[–]zephyy 21 points22 points ago

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roofless*

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I seen you rip somebody jaw-bone off!

[–]McPatty317 18 points19 points ago

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Yet you still link to tumblr.

[–]Conspicuous_Urn 7 points8 points ago

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THEY NOT HERE, TED.

Bye ted.

[–]andgly95 8 points9 points ago

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Unless it's the Kony video. Still haven't seen it.

[–]heymrk 2 points3 points ago

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Same here.

[–]isthataturtle -1 points0 points ago

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yet i still have intentions to write him in on my primary ballot

[–]Xian244 11 points12 points ago

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I agree that Kony is a horrible person but is it really necessary to spam the entire internet with it?

[–]_chess_ 4 points5 points ago

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You ain't got style mother fucker

[–]hiverbon 3 points4 points ago

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...I seen tit?

[–]albatrossSKY 2 points3 points ago

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And this is why tosh.o doesnt work

[–]Masterrr 2 points3 points ago

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Yet this is posted on Thumblr

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Oh look, it's one of these threads again. You're not special. Everything comes from 4chan. Suck my dick.

[–]Brave_Sauce 5 points6 points ago

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Sees something posted on reddit from 4chan. I seen't it.

[–]hajlajf 1 point2 points ago

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Every god damn day...

[–]afkobaya 1 point2 points ago

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I actually have no idea what I spent my time on before Reddit. Probably fapping.

[–]Frosty_lemons 1 point2 points ago

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I get all my news from reddit. Suddenly, I have these weird things called OPINIONS. Make them go away! :(

[–]KhalifaKid 1 point2 points ago

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One of my favorite movie lines of all time.

[–]ali0 1 point2 points ago

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You may even say that you've...reddit?

[–]BurlyGoys 1 point2 points ago

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This shit sucks too because they always think I'm a dick because if never impressed with anything they show me.

[–]deityofanime 1 point2 points ago

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A usual reaction to someone posting and image on /r/funny after using 4chan.

[–]Mazzasaurus_Rex 1 point2 points ago

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the irony of this post being from tumblr is piercing my mind.

[–]lawlshane 2 points3 points ago

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keep sucking reddit's dick more. please.

[–]Gently_Given_Truth 0 points1 point ago

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Well son, that would mean you're doing the same thing. You might want to think that over next time.

[–]lawlshane -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh look, another terrible novelty account

[–]HaphazardPoster 0 points1 point ago

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Hehe! He's mad cause he got called out! Cute!

[–]lawlshane 0 points1 point ago

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You're right, I'm foaming at the mouth right now.

[–]HaphazardPoster -2 points-1 points ago

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Now, like a rabid bulldog, or like a hot foam party and you accident got a mouthful?

[–]lawlshane -1 points0 points ago

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Like I'm gargling fresh ejaculate

[–]nahnope 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like a black Steve from Jon Lajoie's Everyday Normal guys and crew.

[–]kennycheese 0 points1 point ago

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mmm I am almost proud sir

[–]reddell 0 points1 point ago

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seend

[–]armstad 0 points1 point ago

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I got glass in my ass

[–]deityofanime -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]RuCu52 0 points1 point ago

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<3 Craig Robinson

[–]Slinkytechtom 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, that's jarring to look at without sound.

[–]iAmJimmyHoffa 0 points1 point ago

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YOU WAS ROOFLESS! I SEENCHOO PULL SOMEBADEH JAWBONE OFF

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I had you two over for dinner! Fish tacos!

[–]Senator_Christmas 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't it be "seent"? "Seen't" would be "see not".

[–]Jay1352 0 points1 point ago

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Aww Mr. Folgers! Wassup Saa?!?

[–]My-Wife-Spanks-Me 0 points1 point ago

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My wife and me every time she finds something on FB.

[–]CoffeeMakesMePoop 0 points1 point ago

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Amen, even the gay shit doesnt get past us

[–]Janthran 0 points1 point ago

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This also applies to FJ and /B/.. So there's that

[–]deityofanime 0 points1 point ago

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What is this '/B/' you speak of. Surely you aren't referring to /b/ of that would make you an insufferable newfag.

[–]minutemilitia 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I feel when I go on ebaumsworld

[–]lobehold 0 points1 point ago

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"I've seen things.... you people wouldn't believe!"

[–]ProJokeExplainer 0 points1 point ago

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You was ruthless, man. Ruthless

[–]Danielo944 0 points1 point ago

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Happy cake day!

[–]fluba 0 points1 point ago

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I get sent this image by my coworkers all the time.

[–]junkit33 0 points1 point ago

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Why do you people discuss the stupid shit you see on Reddit in real life?

[–]rafuzo2 0 points1 point ago

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A long time ago, we said, "read it" (reddit).

[–]Dray11 0 points1 point ago

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Only been a redditor for a couple months but I already feel like such a fucking hipster whenever any of my housemates show me "this funny thing I saw on the internet"

[–]Killhouse 0 points1 point ago

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Looking at Reddit after being on 4Chan. FTFY

[–]wtfamireadingdotjpg 0 points1 point ago

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Browsing reddit after being a /b/tard

Also you linked Tumblr, I died a little inside

[–]Jarrost 0 points1 point ago

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Hrmm...I'll see whats new on 9gag today.

several seconds later

I've seen it all before!

[–]mirfaltnixein[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone know what this font is called?

[–]CheFlegel 0 points1 point ago

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Someone showing me something on reddit after being a /b/tard for 4 years.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7m9k3Phg1qevhz5o1_500.png

[–]trustedsource 0 points1 point ago

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who is this actor? He makes me laugh in everything I see him in.

[–]roddie_digital 1 point2 points ago

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Craig Robinson.

[–]VisionStadium 0 points1 point ago

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I have many friends who browse Imgur. I feel bad having to tell them this many times each week.

[–]ExtraDip 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha unrelated though, I'm watching the Office

[–]USxMARINE 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, I see EVERYTHING on the internet before my friends

[–]Iscrollforlinks 0 points1 point ago

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say it every time my friends show me stuff from iFunny...they rage.

[–]ExitMusic_ 0 points1 point ago

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You mean every episode of Tosh.0

[–]wayndom 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell does "seen't" mean???

[–]puremessage 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Willg88 0 points1 point ago

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cannot up vote this enough !

[–]Mayo_on_the_Rocks 0 points1 point ago

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You can only do it once

[–]kinger9999 0 points1 point ago

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I have been saying this to my friends forever. Say when my roommate claims that they left did not something out but I saw them do it. I SEENT IT.

[–]Glitchface 0 points1 point ago

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I keep shitting; I SEENT'IT everywhere in public places and with friends...

No one ever got it :( (maybe I love that movie way too much)

[–]danefalberg 0 points1 point ago

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This will prove to be very useful next time i log on to facebook.

[–]chesspit 0 points1 point ago

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I read it

[–]brownAir[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Still trying to find a polite way to tell people that every time they show me something.

[–]duudass 0 points1 point ago

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totally

[–]Whitebandits 0 points1 point ago

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Never seen this before.

[–]heymrk 0 points1 point ago

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The worst part is when you get a notification on Facebook Mobile because someone wanted to show you something. When you look at it, you've already seen it on Reddit, but they linked it from 9Gag.

[–]Br0da 0 points1 point ago

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You was roofless.

[–]randpand 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favorite meme now.

[–]Habieru7 0 points1 point ago

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My roommate and brother both hate me because everything they show me Ive already seen Thank to reddit . Their Facebook finds are a bit little late, Months at times.

[–]Atomskie 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately this word has crept into my daily vocabulary, and I'm afraid it has only made me look like an idiot to those who aren't in the know.

Hey, look: it's like my thumb is my cock.

[–]Muirlimgan 0 points1 point ago

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try being a redditor, funnyjunker, and 4channer :p

[–]Transmorphed 0 points1 point ago

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My wife regularly shows me things on pinterest and I tell her I have already seen it. She would be a little saddened so now I act like its new to me.

[–]Br0da 0 points1 point ago

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You used to not give a FUCK about discretion!

[–]Helveticatronic 0 points1 point ago

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Every day this happens. My roommate is always trying to show me something he found The Chive and I tell him I saw it a week ago. I'm still not quite sure why he likes that website.

[–]doconnor88 0 points1 point ago

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OP is a fag

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[–]Longjohndickweed 1 point2 points ago

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and we will also call you dumb for missing the obvious reference.

[–]Bakbakk -1 points0 points ago

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Because of Pineapple Express everytime I see this actor nowadays I always think "Hey Uncle Eddy...oh no thats his friend in PA...WHERE THE FUCK IS EDDY NOW!?"

It was my generation's Fonzy IMO

[–]jz113 -4 points-3 points ago

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aka kony.

[–]MADBAKER 2 points3 points ago

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yes yes every black person is kony now we get it.

[–]jz113 0 points1 point ago

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No, i meant that I saw it first here on reddit, now its everywher, and Im beginning to get sick of it.