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[–]shamelessamos 157 points158 points ago

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Definitely should have put a link to the source here. I am disappoint.

[–]UGoBooMBooM 53 points54 points ago

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Which is way better than the motivational poster that was pasted over the real punchline.

[–]RelevantToMyInterest 15 points16 points ago

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plus, you'll miss out on the bonus panel

[–]The_FactSphere 1 point2 points ago

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bonus panel?

[–]drimpossible145 4 points5 points ago

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Hover over the red sphere in the bottom left.

[–]shozy 0 points1 point ago

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Woah. Great! Now I have to go through every SMBC comic again! ...Wait, that is great.

[–]Dockboy 7 points8 points ago

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This has always been a love/hate thing for me.

I love coming in to the comments of a reposted comic to upvote the person demanding a link to the source, immediately after downvoting the submission.

I hate that it happens every damn day.

[–]dexterduck 2 points3 points ago

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Every. Goddamn. Day.

[–]Suddenly_Boobs 5 points6 points ago

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[–]rates_Suddenly_Boobs 0 points1 point ago

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7/10

[–]GuineaRainbow 1 point2 points ago

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I know him personally, but I don't think he knows my reddit username. He is a redditor on this site: http://www.reddit.com/user/MrWeiner

Possibly stupid question, but I was wondering this without actually researching it:

What was it that mammals had that allowed them to survive whatever it was that killed all the different kinds of dinosaurs? Why didn't the mammals die off also?

[–]quadcem 3 points4 points ago

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Probably mostly size, and also being warm-blooded. Mammals were small(er), so they didn't need much food to survive (good when most food sources die off) ... and they didn't rely solely on the sun to regulate their body temperature (good when the sun gets blocked out for prolonged periods).

[–]ToxicCupcake 10 points11 points ago

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they would have won if not for those short arms!

[–]sellthesky 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry; they got even.

Also, this. (Sorry, couldn't find the link to the orginal.)

[–]MrLaughter 6 points7 points ago

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"our offspring will always remember & admire you, Dinosaurs!!" - Mammal

[–]Captainpatch 13 points14 points ago

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Why can't you just post the source?

You made me downvote SMBC, you might as well put a gun in my hand and force me to pull the trigger to kill kittens.

[–]thisisalexbeck 5 points6 points ago

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That may be a little extreme, but it's not.

[–]InnocuousPenis 0 points1 point ago

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It might even be a little over done. It's just that it's not.

[–]Iamacutiepie 7 points8 points ago

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Someone needs to make this movie. Now.

[–]InnocuousPenis 3 points4 points ago

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I would watch someone shit on that movie!

[–]Iamacutiepie 4 points5 points ago

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Right! It would be EPIC

[–]InnocuousPenis 1 point2 points ago

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Let's get Michael Bay in here. He could direct and star. Just like all the other movies he's shit all over!

[–]Iamacutiepie 1 point2 points ago

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He'd definitely be the T-rex.

[–]InnocuousPenis 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know. I've always thought of Michael Bay as sort of a mischievous Brachytrachelopan.

[–]Iamacutiepie 1 point2 points ago

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Iiiiiiiiintresting

[–]Erdem858 1 point2 points ago

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I would watch the shit out of this movie !

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The 'Never Forget' tag with the dinosaur (brontosaur) originated at the Emily Carr Institute in Vancouver somewhere around late 2003. I know the guy personally, he is a good friend and amazing artist, but will not say his name on here. Within a year or two it was everywhere. It started showing up on shirts and crafts in art markets, adapted by others. 2 years later, it was on the web in many different versions. Snorgtees had stolen the idea, vectorized it and put it on a shirt. I think he didn't expect it to become so popular. I'm not sure of he ever got any monetary retribution for it.

[–]Longjohndickweed 2 points3 points ago

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Not linking to original source? Check

A really old repost? Check

Adding a stupid motivational poster frame to it? Check

This post qualifies for Shit!

[–]willscy 1 point2 points ago

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holy crap talk about possibilities for a Mass Effect Prequel.

[–]ai1265 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason, this particular comic panel always makes me smile.

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 1 point2 points ago

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Well, someone ruined an SMBC comic...

[–]FirebertNY 2 points3 points ago

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I have a tee shirt with this on it. The motivational poster ruined it.

[–]hansoulow 2 points3 points ago

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Seeing the asteroids made me want spaghetti. Ok.

[–]SayAllenthing 1 point2 points ago

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So brave

[–]inexcess 0 points1 point ago

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Its interesting to think none of us might have ever existed were it not for this catastrophic event

[–]SkepticalSagan 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, scientifically speaking, this is precisely what happened.

[–]theoceanneverwantsme 0 points1 point ago

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what if when birds sing, they're just trying to remind us of the sacrifice their ancestors made?

[–]whyohwhyohwhyoh 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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thank you dinos for allowing us to live

[–]Arronwy 0 points1 point ago

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I want this as a t-shirt. Doh, it already is one when I checked the SMBC store, lol.

[–]fiskis 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon

[–]canadianclub 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit has weakened me -- I teared up a bit reading this.

[–]FanciestGentleman 0 points1 point ago

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I, on behalf of my dearest citizens of the earth, would like partake in a moment of silence for the tyrant beasts who saved our ancestors.

/removes monocle

Thank you, gracious and courageous lizard-beasts.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

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[–]apples_and_kittenz 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, it's only you.

[–]Hardstyle_FTW -1 points0 points ago

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And so we dug up their bones and Placed them in the mightiest of museums for all humans to see their bravery

[–]PicopicoEMD -1 points0 points ago

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That would make one hell of a Michael Bay movie.

[–]CharlieTango -1 points0 points ago

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im not sure if thats scientifically accurate...

[–]treedick2011 -1 points0 points ago

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.... and now we burn what is left of their bodies.... in honor?

[–]treedick2011 -1 points0 points ago

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.... and now we burn what is left of their bodies.... in honor?

[–]Lillipout -1 points0 points ago

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Never forget our fallen asteroids.

[–]Lasallexc -3 points-2 points ago

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i cRy EvRtIm

[–]usernamemadetoday -5 points-4 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]karmalizing -2 points-1 points ago

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This is more realistic than any other martyr story.

[–]toThe9thPower -2 points-1 points ago

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I hate to be that guy, but you should of put B.C.E instead of B.C.

Before Common Era, as opposed to before christ