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[–]Pinstripedsuit 13 points14 points ago

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Sucks_At_Insulting got promoted?

[–]gerrettheferrett 2 points3 points ago

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I came to this thread ready for a horrible amazing insult from this fellow.

Son, I am disappoint

[–]nordicnomad 1 point2 points ago

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God, that exchange between him and the novelty account rater in the Japanese Kit Kats thread made me absolutely lose my shit.

[–]OHAITHARU 23 points24 points ago

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Source.

Also, love this freaking comic. I hate that they dont make any new ones :(

[–]omgarm 1 point2 points ago

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I remember checking for weeks and hoping to find something new... it was like trying to wake up a loved one even though you know better.

[–]I_CAPE_RATS 7 points8 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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You're a towel.

[–]mongster2 2 points3 points ago

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No, you're a towel.

[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe 0 points1 point ago

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well you're a beaner towel.

[–]JBSnafet 2 points3 points ago

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My family has been using this line for years to end arguments before they start. "JBS, you promised you would take out the trash last night!" . . . . "No YOU are a pie chart!"

[–]jam_spoons 3 points4 points ago

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Hahaha, I laughed until my Pinky turned blue.

[–]Nizzler 2 points3 points ago

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What are you waiting for? Eat him!!

[–]Doctor-Acula 1 point2 points ago

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Both make valid points

[–]0RPH 1 point2 points ago

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[–]usualghost 1 point2 points ago

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[–]monsterballads 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone explain the joke to me?

[–]crantastic 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because he's a pie chart.

[–]TheDude- 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ not sure if serious or you're to young to know who/what PACMAN is.

[–]monsterballads 0 points1 point ago

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i know pacman. i just dont like....get it. i guess i can let it go

[–]nordicnomad 0 points1 point ago

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Piecharts of a certain shape look like pacman, and the sales manager didn't know what a piechart was and thought the guy drew a picture of pacman. That's the joke.

[–]CujoSanto 0 points1 point ago

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You dont get it? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Tinctorius 0 points1 point ago

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You're the joke here.

(It's a tu quoque gone worse.)

[–]jifwu 0 points1 point ago

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TAKE THAT

[–]Fr4t 0 points1 point ago

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The third picture makes it priceless

[–]nordicnomad 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah? Well YOU'RE a scatter plot!

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like this is a nice encapsulation of every interaction I have with anyone ever.

[–]HilariousCow 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, almost exactly this happened to me when I was drawing UML use case diagrams (they use stickmen).

Wasn't fired or anything, but the guy couldn't believe I wasn't some punk pulling his leg.

[–]wrex779 0 points1 point ago

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Great way to get karma: WRITE THE TITLE IN CAPS

[–]kartoffeldego -1 points0 points ago

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Among kids and teenagers, this is considered one of the greatest comebacks in any situation.

[–]aaronlovesfish -2 points-1 points ago

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Give it credit where its due. I have a new insult of the day.

[–]dlautman -3 points-2 points ago

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Ha ha

[–]moomooguy2 -2 points-1 points ago

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Reposted