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[–]flamingboard 143 points144 points ago

[–]Ace_Winters 44 points45 points ago

Such sadness in those eyes

[–]ReallyNeedsToFap 14 points15 points ago

Lucky dog. Are those C cups?

[–]mais_pourquoi 11 points12 points ago

You might really want to fap sometime...

[–]frodevil 7 points8 points ago

THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE PICTURE I BETTER COMMENT ON HER PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES

[–]Bitter_Idealist 1 point2 points ago

That picture just breaks my heart. Ugh.

[–]stagos 84 points85 points ago

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[–]Bitter_Idealist 6 points7 points ago

I wish my dog would get a job. Kibble ain't cheap.

[–]fr3shjive 22 points23 points ago

"Why couldn't you just have children?"

-Dog

[–]holman43 38 points39 points ago

this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase. "I worked like a dog"

[–]Ross302 26 points27 points ago

It's ruff work.

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[–]coconut_and_metal 2 points3 points ago

I think his specialty is roofing

[–]vodkamort 3 points4 points ago

just another tail of a blue collar working his fingers to the bone

[–]Sam474 1 point2 points ago

for scraps.

[–]0takuSharkGuy 1 point2 points ago

You're telling me, I've always got a bone to pick with my super

[–]cgycnd 0 points1 point ago

Paving an already paved section of driveway like a dog.

[–]Radioheadless 1 point2 points ago

It's been a hard days night, and I've been workin like a Dog!

Sorry. Came to my head when I read that

[–]oliviaoliviason 78 points79 points ago

[–]-MD- 32 points33 points ago

He looks fairly skilled in what he's doing

[–]dunchen22 29 points30 points ago

He's smoothing down cement that has already hardened...

[–]-MD- 25 points26 points ago

He's getting it just right.

[–]oh_hi_Mark 10 points11 points ago

juuuuuuuuuuust riiight

[–]DaCeph 1 point2 points ago

Just the tip?

[–]DooDooRoggins 2 points3 points ago

funniest goddamn thing i've seen in a grip

[–]Awesome_Oil_Paint 199 points200 points ago

[–]woes 33 points34 points ago

Time for a paint-off with the shitty water color guy.

[–]SnapHook 23 points24 points ago

I heard a rumor they're the same guy. Mind blown.

[–]cannabusinessman 24 points25 points ago

And SnapHook is his "normal" account.

[–]Harman_M 3 points4 points ago

That might be legit. The form and procession are very similar.

[–]CollegeStudnt 0 points1 point ago

Reddit Rumors

[–]irawwwr 9 points10 points ago

10/10 Your best on Reddit, yet!

[–]kyotoman 6 points7 points ago

i dunno, etch a sketch redditor is pretty good too

[–]HyzerFlip 3 points4 points ago

He means his best oil painting yet.

[–]kyotoman 4 points5 points ago

whoops i misread that completely

[–]HyzerFlip 1 point2 points ago

No probs dude.. Simple mistake. Have a great day!

[–]CannedBeef 1 point2 points ago

What's this? Someone made a simple mistake and didn't get downvoted into hell?

I can't believe my eyes. They... They calmly and nicely resolved it?!

We need more people like you.

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point ago

Aww thanks.

I've been on that side before for sure.

[–]Zairex 12 points13 points ago

The perfect place to hide his bones.

[–]CapEmCrunch 6 points7 points ago

The "nothing to see here" sold it for me immediately. That phrase just screams comedy.

[–]st3dav 6 points7 points ago

Nice going. He was in witness protection. Now his cover is blown.

[–]haiku_robot 13 points14 points ago

Nice going. He was 
in witness protection. Now 
his cover is blown.

[–]4WordReply 7 points8 points ago

He thinks he's people!

[–]twodaydrive 5 points6 points ago

I need video of him walking around like that.

[–]Olliesful 3 points4 points ago

I looked at the picture breifly and didn't get the joke. Then went back to the title assuming some punchline, Thought it was a "When you see it post"

Took me a good minute before I was like "OHHHHH THAT'S A DOG"

I am not a smart man.

[–]rear_gear 4 points5 points ago

Deal with it.

[–]Kind_compliments 6 points7 points ago

Hash driveway, Ricky.

[–]jeffers667 4 points5 points ago

This was the first thing I thought of too :D

[–]Kind_compliments 1 point2 points ago

Friggen rights

[–]eddieshack 2 points3 points ago

Corey, Trevor. Stop playing video games and watch the driveway. fuckin rakons might show up.

[–]CBSniper 2 points3 points ago

GIVE ME BACK MY PAVER

YOU ARE A DOG

YOU CAN'T EVEN DO GENERAL BUILDING CONSTRUCTION

[–]joetromboni 2 points3 points ago

that`s a serious wcb violation...no hard hat in a work zone.

[–]eyabs 1 point2 points ago

Is it a dog or is it a peeple?

[–]Asurnasurpal 1 point2 points ago

Hello fellow road crew worker. Welcome to the road crew.

[–]Calibrations 1 point2 points ago

I'll work on the roof after this.

[–]caldera15 1 point2 points ago

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!!!

[–]ThatJesterJeff 1 point2 points ago

One of the highest levels of procrastination right there... Need to finish work on your driveway? Just spend the time dressing up your dog instead!

[–]MrAndroidFilms 1 point2 points ago

LIKE A DOG!

[–]babamcrib 1 point2 points ago

So...anyone else have a boner?

[–]matt40 1 point2 points ago

I can just visualize you dressing and posing this dog. Saying to yourself "damn, I'm gonna get so much fucking karma for this."

I hope there were people watching.

[–]pm6041141 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if he can do " woofing " too.

[–]MasterMasturBater 0 points1 point ago

This isn't the ruff

[–]Pravus_Obzen 0 points1 point ago

it's dressed up as a human, silly dog!

[–]bangthemermaid 0 points1 point ago

was chuck testa involved in this?

[–]kirbyfood 0 points1 point ago

this dog is either super dumb of dead

[–]gunnin_and_runnin 0 points1 point ago

LOk dog

[–]bossness 0 points1 point ago

frontpage desperation

[–]JJrodny 0 points1 point ago

wtf. what the fuck.

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

Now dogs are taking jobs Americans won't do? We're so lazy.

[–]Retsoka 0 points1 point ago

For perfection this needs one of his bosses feet visibly extending from under the concrete.

[–]DJAshian 0 points1 point ago

I HAVE A GOOD IDEA OF WHAT I'M DOING!

[–]trakam 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a real life cartoon

[–]pigeonsoap 0 points1 point ago

wut

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This dog hates his life.

[–]herrrr-me-nerrrr 0 points1 point ago

I was totally expecting this to be from trailer park boys haha

[–]ilona12 0 points1 point ago

Damn! My dog would never put up with this shit.

[–]xTheFreeMason 0 points1 point ago

Hello, this is Builder Dog.

[–]MasterMasturBater 0 points1 point ago

I've clicked on this fucking link 100 times already. NOW I FUCKING HATE IT ARRGGGGGGHHH

[–]mais_pourquoi 0 points1 point ago

That looks like some ruff work to do.

[–]Shnozberries 0 points1 point ago

Mexican Dog.

[–]BarnabyFuttock 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Kevin Kostner

[–]FireappleRed 0 points1 point ago

Just the right amount of effort was put into making this picture possible, bravo!

[–]guysecretan 0 points1 point ago

Stay Rowdy, stay.

[–]Produent 0 points1 point ago

Pshhh. Labrador Union on my ass again about dues.

[–]GrizzlyBanks 0 points1 point ago

Words can not describe how much I love this...

[–]scarabeetle101 0 points1 point ago

is that a googly eye on the rock at his eye level?

[–]Red_Woody 0 points1 point ago

Did you pick him up at your local Home Depot?

[–]DankSauceBauce 0 points1 point ago

So much win

[–]OG_Willikers 0 points1 point ago

This dog is not going to drag its owner out of any burning buildings.

[–]rage1627 0 points1 point ago

Haha

[–]crazyjimmy 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping it would be a pic of Ricky, Bubs, and Julian paving the driveway with hash.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is that a hash driveway?

[–]TJAiii 0 points1 point ago

On the Internet for 2 hours, funniest thing I've seen.

[–]IWasNeverInSumatra 0 points1 point ago

HOLY SHIT POOCHIE FAKED HIS DEATH!

[–]sharwoodlish 0 points1 point ago

he waited way too long to finish trowel that bitch

[–]BoomboxHero 0 points1 point ago

lol, he's not really paving that driveway, he is a dog

[–]-MD- 1 point2 points ago

This dog is well known for being able to dress himself and pave driveways.

Please, learn the facts.

[–]Improper_tldr 0 points1 point ago

Awesome! It's like an optical illusion.

tl;dr - I can only imagine how long it must of took to set this shot up. First of all you have to consider the difficulties of getting an animal into clothes. Not to mention getting the right positioning for the bitch's paw. Ah, excuse me, I don't know if that's a female dog. It's probably not seeing as it's dressed up as a construction worker, which is a male dominated profession. I hope that doesn't come off as sexist? I personally believe a woman can do nearly everything that a man can do.

[–]webb34 0 points1 point ago

Wait a minute.... that driveway is dry... why is he still spackling it... something isn't right here...

[–]TheRedOut -2 points-1 points ago

Said, out loud, "Awww, haha so cute."

19 year old rugby playing Male.

[–]TheRedOut 0 points1 point ago

This comment started off pretty well, up 2 Karma. Then, reality.

[–]-MD- 0 points1 point ago

Said, out loud, "heh, rugby"

[–]LOLSTRALIA 1 point2 points ago

[–]dshunn -2 points-1 points ago

That's not paving, that's concrete. Not asphalt. JUUUUUST SAAAYIN

[–]Picklebiscuits 1 point2 points ago

Using industry jargon we would say he's "finishing" the concrete. You pave roads, and you can lay concrete pavers. You don't pave concrete.

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[–]dshunn 0 points1 point ago

When I think of paving, I think of roads, and that doesn't look like the dog is making paving stones. But more on topic, what's it matter, it's a dog.

[–]Itainteasybeingwhite -1 points0 points ago

Rowdy? Is that you?

[–]ReticulatingSpline -1 points0 points ago

lmao, that is a dog! paving a thing! ahahh!!

[–]ssjbaez -2 points-1 points ago

thats not paving, thats finishing

L2concrete

[–]input_witty_comment -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]always_says_cunt -3 points-2 points ago

cunt