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[–]dooblett 122 points123 points ago

Fun Fact: everyone in America is required to own one pair of US-flag pants

[–]im_gonna_regret_this 72 points73 points ago

You wouldn't want a roundhouse kick to the face from those bad boys!

[–]amsden 10 points11 points ago

I see what you did there, rex

[–]Wikwak 1 point2 points ago

Fuggetabouit

[–]kowalski71 39 points40 points ago

If that's the worst thing that foreigners think about us then we're doing great.

[–]jpdehart 25 points26 points ago

I had a really witty comeback to this, then i looked down and realized that I too am wearing US-flag pants. I think I'll just let this one go

[–]Ohkohbaydo 6 points7 points ago

I own a US-flag speedo which still counts in the Governments eyes

[–]alwc37 9 points10 points ago

When I was younger, 12 or so, I was in Taekwondo and they sold those at our school. We could wear them and a t-shirt on the weekend classes instead of our uniform. You never quite feel as much like a bad ass as you do in your american flag pants and Vegita t-shirt.

[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 5 points6 points ago

*Rex Kwon Do

[–]segFault11235 3 points4 points ago

Vegeta: ".....Who's this 'Vegita?'"

[–]GrooveCombo 9 points10 points ago

Bejīta: Whos Vegeta?

[–]rygarths 6 points7 points ago

Vegetabout it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I didn't even notice the pants until I saw this comment. Wtf brain?

[–]biglebroski 0 points1 point ago

i have those

[–]mattoly 0 points1 point ago

They're about $30 on eBay.

[–]prophaniti 0 points1 point ago

I think this is funny because technically its against the U.S. flag code to wear the U.S. flag as clothing, or to work its motif into clothing. Just as illegal as flag burning.

[–]DrMrProfessor 47 points48 points ago

...made a fake video? no i haven't

[–]braindeadmonkey 28 points29 points ago

my question is, how does he not notice the person under the desk? o.O

[–]Neurotek 55 points56 points ago

He's not a very observant guy. I mean he didn't even realize his printer wasn't plugged in!

[–]Berserkenstein 15 points16 points ago

This video would have been so much better if patriot pants started to fap.

[–]khsater 6 points7 points ago

Did you mean flap?

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[–]khsater 0 points1 point ago

Clearly I misread your post.

[–]warmpita 3 points4 points ago

I'm okay with this.

[–]SirJaek 24 points25 points ago

Also this is staged and was originally an ad for Windows 7.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

This is either fake or that guy is tripping fucking balls.

I like to imagine he is tripping balls, its much funnier.

[–]SimilarImage 64 points65 points ago

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[–]Pineo 10 points11 points ago

Reddit's a sad place.

[–]Bottled_Void 4 points5 points ago

By Japanese standards, he's not even trying: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FhQ_QPn2GY&feature=related

[–]bigtreeworld 1 point2 points ago

That's brilliant!

[–]jewblah 0 points1 point ago

Skull Shit

[–]Dileepk 8 points9 points ago

I watched this on the toilet, and literally shat myself laughing

[–]sonofcingular 2 points3 points ago

Nice pants

[–]Sparhawk97 1 point2 points ago

Staged!

[–]ThexFrOsTx 1 point2 points ago

Yes I am very scared of re-posts

[–]Unhelpful_Scientist 3 points4 points ago

Something like this happened to me once... I got a water from the garage for my friend, he decided to try to scare me by jumping out of a dark corner in my dinning room. He jumps out and by pure reaction I attempt to punch him and realize he is 10ft away, then in pure instinct I let go of the water why my arm is moving forward for my attempted punch him and see the water fly across the room and hit him in the face. He doesn't try that shit anymore.

TL;DR After getting scared by my friend jumping out I threw a water at him while trying to punch him from 10ft away.

[–]Silvard 6 points7 points ago

A water?

[–]harabec01 0 points1 point ago

A bottle of water. Was it really that hard to figure out?

[–]MilitaryBees 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Anthony Burch.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

RUN PRINTER!

[–]alloneword22 0 points1 point ago

Why wasn't the printer plugged in?

[–]Aushaen 0 points1 point ago

America!

[–]Brianne123 0 points1 point ago

So fake it's stupid...

[–]flamegirl36 0 points1 point ago

I love how he breaks his window and jumps out, but there's a door right there.

[–]PoliticallyConcerned 0 points1 point ago

...you did something incredibly fake

[–]Cibarius 0 points1 point ago

These colors don't r... fuck it

[–]Rekku_Prometheus 0 points1 point ago

[–]pwnedxdead 0 points1 point ago

Forget the door right behind him.

[–]RydotGuy 0 points1 point ago

That man right there would for sure survive a zombie apocalypse

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

My question is...who says "He has a Windows 7 PC...it's pretty cool." And then someone throws a printer that they conveniently leave unplugged. Ugh, the internet has ruined fun for me.

[–]Always_smooth 0 points1 point ago

Hey bro, there is kinda a door right there. It's okay doors are hard to see sometimes.

[–]Ramblingbear 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]TheySeeMeHerpin 0 points1 point ago

I can't even think of a good comment.

[–]ToastmahGhost 0 points1 point ago

break the window, walk away.

[–]moto3500 0 points1 point ago

[–]CuriousJeremy 0 points1 point ago

One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

[–]magicalsealion 0 points1 point ago

You gotta hand it to him though, nice quick thinking there

[–]strawberryfield4ever 0 points1 point ago

America

[–]FishPilot -1 points0 points ago

He looks like he could round house democracy in someone's ass.

[–]Sonic085 0 points1 point ago

Every time I watch a scary movie.

[–]HotMess323 0 points1 point ago

... But there is a door...

[–]Stavros175 -1 points0 points ago

He's so patriotic.

[–]vinod1978 -4 points-3 points ago

Somebody please find the YouTube of this gif. This has to be the funniest thing I've seen all year.

MOAR!

[–]vinod1978 0 points1 point ago

Mmm...I don't know I didn't see it. I must be going blind.

[–]postsboobsinreposts -2 points-1 points ago

[–]wolfhammer93 -5 points-4 points ago

[–]lookieausername 2 points3 points ago

W- why?

[–]michaelrohansmith -2 points-1 points ago

From Zodiac by Neil Stephenson: Get out man there's a bomb in the house.

[–]my_mind_is_Free -2 points-1 points ago

This is truly the greatest of all gifs.