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[–]ChiefNugs 14 points15 points ago

Wow, you really are creative. When will we put a stop to this trend?

[–]jt2515 37 points38 points ago

Repost, that is all.

[–]the0jakester 11 points12 points ago

You know what's funny? His other post, that he posted within an hour of this, was a repost too. And they both got a lot of karma. This guy knows how to fucking karma whore. I personally do not like space cowboy anymore.

[–]Zippyvinman 8 points9 points ago

You haven't met man_in_the_mirra, have you?

[–]the0jakester 1 point2 points ago

Fortunately, no. The way you said it makes me think he is the same as cowboy, or worse.

[–]Zippyvinman 3 points4 points ago

I'll give you this - on RES, I have him tagged as "The Reposter of Reddit"

[–]CloneCmdrCody 3 points4 points ago

Funny. I have him tagged as "douche." Synonym?

[–]Zippyvinman 1 point2 points ago

Seems about right to me!

[–]CloneCmdrCody 2 points3 points ago

Cool, as long as we're on the same page.

[–]snoosh00 0 points1 point ago

just not the front page, that's man_in_the_mirra's domain

[–]randumnumber 0 points1 point ago

I have man_in_the_mirra tagged as "felonious reposter" in red, I've downvoted him over 100 times.

[–]Bichofelix 1 point2 points ago

You don't like Cowboy Bebop?

:(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

He learned alot in 1 years

[–]skithrow 4 points5 points ago

can someone please fucking tell me why shit like this is upvoted. You know normally I can see if someone atleast tries to bullshit around a repost, but it's posts like this with no effort that make me want to drive across the country and tell this dickhead how unoriginal and lazy he is.

How do I really feel?

[–]Edgar4llanPwn -3 points-2 points ago

I'll be this in approximately 11 months
can't say I didn't warn you

[–]ChiefNugs 1 point2 points ago

Please don't.

[–]ThePolish -1 points0 points ago*

Sadly it's true, upon coming to this thread I mumbled to myself "repost" about 6 times. Also, 23 days? Have you tried Reddit Enhancement Suite?

[–]sethborders 4 points5 points ago

[–]VisionStadium 8 points9 points ago

[–]randumnumber 3 points4 points ago

Open this is another window then watch this gif.

[–]alvarez_guacomole 5 points6 points ago

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 1 point2 points ago

my enjoyment increased at least three times. A+

[–]werferofflammen 2 points3 points ago

This is a replay with the exact same title. Come on man at least put some effort in.

[–]Skullyhoofd 3 points4 points ago

Is that you? Scootaloo?

[–]couplet_robot 1 point2 points ago

Is that you?
Scootaloo?

[–]duchovny 7 points8 points ago

Downvoted.

[–]Pol_troop 2 points3 points ago

Upvoted, then down vote tomorrow.

[–]vaginal_cream 4 points5 points ago

I'm epileptic and I approve.

[–]arbitraryentry 0 points1 point ago

I've always thought of epileptics as dance-parties waiting to happen.

[–]vaginal_cream 0 points1 point ago

It's true. I feel bad for the ones who remain conscious though. They actually get to see the terror on people's faces. I just assume I got a round of applause.

[–]AnIrrelevantElephant 4 points5 points ago

except reposting

[–]Tacota 1 point2 points ago

[–]RichardDawkinsIsPedo 1 point2 points ago

Wow, look at all the undeserving karma this idiot is getting by reposting this lame gif for the 9000th time.

[–]shoulderdeep 3 points4 points ago

you actually posted two cakeday posts? and then a third mentioning how you only karma whore on cake day? i hope other people see through that defense and downvote all 3.

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[–]UOmeall 5 points6 points ago

Yeah dude quit being a dick and posting stuff....on website where people......like....post stuff?

[–]eastshores 1 point2 points ago

Take your shitty GIF and cake.. and leave!

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[–]Physics101 1 point2 points ago

Why do you care if he has karma? Why?

[–]pibroch 1 point2 points ago

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!

[–]RedBeardthered 3 points4 points ago

I regret r/spacedicks. But only a little.

[–]randumnumber 1 point2 points ago

Do you regret the repost?

[–]TrollingThunder 1 point2 points ago

[–]randumnumber -1 points0 points ago

Specifically posted to get myself banned having prior knowledge that it has been posted.

[–]notavalidusername 1 point2 points ago

Why is this kind of fucking garbage on the front page? Who the FUCK upvotes shit like this?

[–]ExaltedVoid 2 points3 points ago

Hey, it's my cakeday too, meanie pants.

[–]baconator9000 1 point2 points ago

upvote because that chicken makes me laugh every time

[–]MethodicallyMediocre 0 points1 point ago

I just realized that it's the chickens tail, and not his wing. Making it less awesome than I thought it was.

[–]Slow_Child_At_Play 0 points1 point ago

So I'm listening to Deadmau5 and I'm 45 seconds into the song "A City in Florida" and I click this open....

Burst out laughing at exactly 4 am and wake up my girlfriend. Oops

[–]Dumpster_Baby 0 points1 point ago

I am so glad the mods are enforcing the no cakeday posts rule...

[–]fetalpig 0 points1 point ago

Meatspin.

[–]Lucky_kelley 0 points1 point ago

so, i guess you've never been to r/spacedicks then..

[–]AngryWeasels 0 points1 point ago

Watching this while listening to Goodbye Mr A. Epic.

[–]JeffertonAlive -2 points-1 points ago

[–]cgycnd 0 points1 point ago

If am glad there isn't a feature that tells me how much time I have lost. That would be depressing.

[–]keineliebe 0 points1 point ago

CAN I GET IN ON THE KARMA WHORING GUYS?

[–]keineliebe 0 points1 point ago

my cakeday too asshole :'(

[–]reble02 -1 points0 points ago

Having not reached a year, I am certain of one thing about reddit. I REGRET EVERYTHING!

[–]Theeakoz -3 points-2 points ago*

I regret some things. Some ... places I visited, their nightmares still wont leave me alone.

[–]Improper_tldr -5 points-4 points ago

Happy Cakeday!

tl;dr - I strangled my high school crush to death on her 16th birthday.

[–]abkleinig -2 points-1 points ago

Today's my cake day too!

[–]abkleinig -1 points0 points ago

At least... It is in Australia.