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First meme my dad has ever sent (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by nickmonk56

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[–]flounder19 89 points90 points ago

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So Nick's mother is a spitter

[–]Calls_people_asshole 48 points49 points ago

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You asshole.

[–]flounder19 16 points17 points ago

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your timing was better the other two times you call me an asshole

[–]novelty_scorecard 34 points35 points ago

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8/10

[–]solidsnake2730 11 points12 points ago

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how do you score yourself?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN?

[–]flounder19 4 points5 points ago

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Rorschach seemed to do the majority of the watchmen watching. probably even watched himself just to be safe.

[–]novelty_scorecard 9 points10 points ago

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6/10

[–]Kinch_ 4 points5 points ago

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Did you just score your own novelty account?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Dumb low-effort gimmick accounts.

[–]flounder19 2 points3 points ago

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would not bang

[–]Kinch_ 1 point2 points ago

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Quality Control: telling it like it is since '10.

[–]phrygN 1 point2 points ago

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this position has already been filled. thank you for your time.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]flounder19 10 points11 points ago

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Dude, that's his mom. Not cool

[–]pimpdawg2010 1 point2 points ago

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Dude! That's his mom! Great Burn!

[–]Suddenly_Boobs 58 points59 points ago

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I don't always start a thread, but when I do...

NSFW

[–]wasionboy 29 points30 points ago

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You. I like you

[–]novelty_scorecard 23 points24 points ago

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9/10

[–]flounder19 5 points6 points ago*

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I see you've been neutered. I remember thinking that your method of nesting it in an unrelated comment without an NSFW pit the people who will upvote anything sexy in a thread against those who will downvote anything that got them in trouble at work. In that way I would view your success as a gauge of which community was stronger (your novelty itself being a very neutral 'link not related to comment' type that people would not automatically up/down vote). Anyway, I guess either that at works won or you realized that to get more karma you could mark it properly gaining you votes from both side but taking away any of the risk.

[–]KioshiRawk 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like I've read comment this before.

[–]NNahallac 2 points3 points ago

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Those, are boobies.

[–]Happy-Fappy 6 points7 points ago

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ʘ‿ʘ

[–]novelty_scorecard 2 points3 points ago

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7/10

[–]KioshiRawk 1 point2 points ago

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You have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]darkgrenchler 3 points4 points ago

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This novelty account will last eons.

[–]kitty_bacon 2 points3 points ago

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I predict a spike in redtube's hits in the following hour.

[–]Minifig81 5 points6 points ago

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Hour? Try minutes.

[–]pimpdawg2010 2 points3 points ago

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Which of those is Nick's mom?

[–]GoneWildForCurvy 1 point2 points ago

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rapturous applause

[–]KioshiRawk 0 points1 point ago

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Last night I gave out my first NSFW novelty account tag. Tonight is the second. Is this some sort of conspiracy?

[–]rates_Suddenly_Boobs 0 points1 point ago

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9/10

[–]Incredditor -1 points0 points ago

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You are going to turn Reddit into a porn site a hole.

[–]cumfarts 41 points42 points ago

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hahahaha its funny because he's talking about your mom

[–]drunkensage 14 points15 points ago

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No he's talking about my mom

[–]Gamer_pyle 29 points30 points ago

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Who isn't.

[–]akatherder 0 points1 point ago

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Not exclusively.

[–]CigaretteBurn12 0 points1 point ago

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What about my mom?

[–]kitty_bacon -1 points0 points ago

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...relevant username...?!

[–]baconstargallacticat 0 points1 point ago

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party time?!

[–]kitty_bacon 1 point2 points ago

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My master! I, for one, welcome my galactic cat overlord.

[–]dsgoose 6 points7 points ago

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Your dad is already reposting.

[–]FishWash 17 points18 points ago

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Your dad didn't send it, but I'll still upvote it for being funny.

[–]redleif 0 points1 point ago

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Oh he sent it alright.

[–]Homtamperish 8 points9 points ago

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Pow, right in the kisser

[–]JesseJaymz 5 points6 points ago

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You don't always repost

[–]cross_yourheart 5 points6 points ago

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But when you do...

[–]Bman940 11 points12 points ago

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Nothing happens

[–]laxfanman119 3 points4 points ago

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Magikarp used splash?

[–]Ghee_Buttersnaps_ 5 points6 points ago

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REDDITOR used REPOST . . . But nothing happened.

[–]ReeseLaserSpoon 4 points5 points ago

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It would have been funnier if I didn't see a comedian say it last night on The Secret Policeman's Ball TV show.

[–]PohTayToez -3 points-2 points ago

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Policemen have balls?

[–]ReeseLaserSpoon 1 point2 points ago

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Ball.

[–]0x4A6F686E 2 points3 points ago

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HEYO

[–]Eriksgata[M] 1 point2 points ago

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Repost of this http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/35og80/.
Removed.

[–]Fuck_Facebook_Posts 1 point2 points ago

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I see your dad is unoriginal. Repost.

[–]gdawgs100 3 points4 points ago

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This is brilliant.

[–]eso_logic 1 point2 points ago

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this is a repost

[–]Joe197 1 point2 points ago

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Funny yes, but why do you have to lie that your dad sent it? Are you that desperate for karma?

[–]dactyif 0 points1 point ago

This is in poor taste.

[–]thestranger44 0 points1 point ago

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i've seen this before

[–]dsoltesz 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this guy was supposed to be classy, not an asshole.

[–]TTURooR -3 points-2 points ago

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Your dad is fucking awesome

[–]TTURooR -1 points0 points ago

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ahhh, leave it to reddit to downvote me for telling someone their dad is awesome.... :/

[–]oaklandway -1 points0 points ago

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...'but when I do, she doesn't dare spit' FTFY

[–]oaklandway 0 points1 point ago

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I hate it when you think of the better retort later:

...'just kidding, I always do' FTFM(e)

[–]Mikeman101 -3 points-2 points ago

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That one caught me off guard. Verrr nice!

[–]herrschadenfreude -1 points0 points ago

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It's amusing how few boundaries your father appears to respect.

[–]GerryBostock -1 points0 points ago

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unhealthy exchange between father and son... KARMA

[–]monsterluv -1 points0 points ago

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hahaw!

[–]BustaRhyme -1 points0 points ago

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Father's meme is new admits mother doth spew

[–]Freesoundjo -1 points0 points ago

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da fuq

[–]DeltaMeter -1 points0 points ago

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Twist: His mother swallows.

[–]angrypikachu -1 points0 points ago

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I nominate this for the best, most interesting man in the world, meme of ALL-TIME.

[–]LoneRanger2 -2 points-1 points ago

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He's got a bright future.

[–]KenjiTheSnackriice -2 points-1 points ago

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You must be proud

[–]TheAverageVoter -2 points-1 points ago

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You will now think about the last time your mom kissed you on the cheek. Think about it...

[–]Icantevenhavemyname -2 points-1 points ago

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LOVE

[–]headbanger141 -2 points-1 points ago

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Your dad is a man among men.

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