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[–]Drunken_Economist 61 points62 points ago

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Heidi Klum has become increasingly lazy with her anniversary gifts

[–]nickers89[S] 66 points67 points ago

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[–]SkullPoints 22 points23 points ago

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Well, now I know what nightmare I'll be having tonight...

[–]nickers89[S] 28 points29 points ago

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[–]SpineBuster 6 points7 points ago

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aahaha you're funny seal.

[–]Vinator 7 points8 points ago

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Well nightmare you say?

[–]complanboy 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]MrSpaceCowboy 14 points15 points ago

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At least she didn't take him to a club.

[–]_42_ 7 points8 points ago

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[–]IHaveToBeThatGuy 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Who can blame her, she's separated from Seal

[–]Uberphantom 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant Username.

[–]couplet_robot 5 points6 points ago

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Heidi Klum
Has become

Increasingly lazy with
Her anniversary gifts

[–]cluelesspuma 14 points15 points ago

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Eventually once I open a thread it will be all novelty accounts.

[–]silversapp 2 points3 points ago

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redditor for 55 minutes

We all start somewhere. I definitely care about this endeavor. Hopefully your account lasts forever.

[–]couplet_robot 8 points9 points ago

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I definitely care about this endeavor.
Hopefully your account lasts forever.

<3

[–]silversapp 4 points5 points ago

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Inspired by you, I just registered sonnet_robot.

God I hope to use that account one day.

[–]couplet_robot 7 points8 points ago

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Should you ever decide to post
It is I who shall upvote the most

[–]silversapp 6 points7 points ago

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If only it were okay to love a robot...

[–]HueyDeweyLouieDuck 14 points15 points ago

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This post has my seal of approval.

[–]Bregothehorse 25 points26 points ago

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[–]blinkooo 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Snuggleconomist 6 points7 points ago

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Been kissed by a rose on the grey.

[–]squarefan80 1 point2 points ago

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was gonna say, maybe this person knows Seal and is giving him their bike.

[–]EuropaCar 12 points13 points ago

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fuck you ungrateful seal

[–]Tattered 10 points11 points ago

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Just put a "T" between the "S" and "E" and that bike will be gone in no time!

[–]thatdudecalledZZ 11 points12 points ago

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[–]JAV0K 1 point2 points ago

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It had to be done

[–]Annies_Boobs 5 points6 points ago

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Loose seal!

[–]dance_maniac 3 points4 points ago

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Did a Google image search for "seal riding bike" for the win. close enough

[–]buuch 6 points7 points ago

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[–]raddat 2 points3 points ago

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We need the original pic of that seal - it is now a meme.

"ungrateful seal" or something...

[–]SuperDuperNameGuy 1 point2 points ago

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My first thought upon viewing: what an ungrateful little seal.

[–]Toxyoi 2 points3 points ago

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My thought process upon seeing that image;

'Okay, it's a bike with a 'for seal' sign, obviously misspelling 'sale'. Next is an actual seal showing his gratitude, but in a very sarcastic manner.... & that's because he's a seal & seals don't ride bikes. HAHAHAHAHA.'

[–]fourletterword 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for that. I honestly didn't understand why anyone would put "for seal" on their bike. I'll show myself out.

[–]defguysezhuh 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus, how small is that seal?!?!

[–]RouseHouse1013 0 points1 point ago

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Tilt-shift, good sir.

[–]IRunInLoops 0 points1 point ago

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No, it's just a very long and open lens. If tilt function was used, the blur would be a lot more symmetrical along an axis.

[–]RouseHouse1013 1 point2 points ago

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You mean like the horizontal axis?

[–]IRunInLoops 0 points1 point ago

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the image might have been turned!

[–]Sir_Furlong 1 point2 points ago

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Do we club it with it?

[–]CottonNero 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle", but this'll do.

[–]Dann01 1 point2 points ago

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I think the sign was refering to this guy http://www.youtube.com/embed/AMD2TwRvuoU

[–]desertdingo 0 points1 point ago

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fur seal

[–]creat0r86 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I hate seals. Should have given it to a dolphin.

[–]absolutelynothing 0 points1 point ago

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No! We kill dorfinn. Kill.

[–]AnonymousFan2281 0 points1 point ago

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why do seals always get the good stuff?

[–]SevenDx7 0 points1 point ago

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Hey guys lay off! Dyslexia is a very serious porblem!

[–]SpineBuster 0 points1 point ago

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I like it when seal pups make it on the front page.

[–]VinnieJJ 0 points1 point ago

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That seal looks scary :0

[–]deboma 0 points1 point ago

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i read this in my own voice

[–]AppleJackal 0 points1 point ago

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He doesn't give his seal of approval.

[–]njqnjq 0 points1 point ago

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Arrested Development reference.

[–]Johnofthewest 0 points1 point ago

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He's never gonna surviiiiive. Unless....

[–]YourDentist 0 points1 point ago

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Made me laugh and show it to the SO. Thanks!

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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He just went through a break up. He could use a nice gesture.

[–]aaronlovesfish 0 points1 point ago

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Ungrateful sod! and the gay jokes are not on!

[–]226392 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MASTURBATION_SEAL 0 points1 point ago

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flap flap flap

[–]live_wire_ 0 points1 point ago

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Is that seal flipping me off?

[–]werewolf_blitzer 0 points1 point ago

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That paint job looks like it must have been kissed by a rose

[–]VillainGuy -1 points0 points ago

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