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[–]BugsJits 77 points78 points ago

and incredibly old picture

[–]waterdevil19 28 points29 points ago

An incredibly shopped picture.

[–]Kullersten 17 points18 points ago

Ye olde photoshoppe.

[–]xXx4NN0Y1NGN4M3xXx 68 points69 points ago*

Good lord I have like 12 different photoshopped pictures with her in them in an e-mail that I got from a friend nearly 10 years ago I think

EDIT: http://imgur.com/a/dyEQu#0

[–]jones3316 5 points6 points ago

incredible, should be its own post

[–]xXx4NN0Y1NGN4M3xXx 18 points19 points ago

Give it a few days, I'm sure someone will see this and make it so

[–]Bourgeois_Construct 2 points3 points ago

Old Fark meme from long ago, glad to see it making an appearance.

[–]Boycubpiglet 2 points3 points ago

nearly 10 years ago

I'll pass

[–]DisturbedPuppy 5 points6 points ago

That was way funnier than it rightfully should have been. I had never seen any of those.

[–]PalermoJohn 1 point2 points ago

welcome to the internet.

[–]DrJosephMosch 1 point2 points ago

[–]VonAether 30 points31 points ago

The two people and two cats come from four separate source images.

[–]restatesthetitle 7 points8 points ago

In color

[–]rob7030 5 points6 points ago

I like to sing-a

About the moon and the June-a and the Spring-a...

[–]IWantSpaceships 0 points1 point ago

Plus the IGN guys on the right.

[–]Razbu1337 0 points1 point ago

You don't say?

[–]SimilarImage 56 points57 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 weeks TurtleCatJr Kittys know how to party... here 7 3
39 minutes ShawnDawn This needs to be real here 2 0
4 weeks nomoex HxC Dancing Cats! here 2 1

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[–]wildkilliams 2 points3 points ago

Can someone explain to me how this works?

[–]Secret_Boner 6 points7 points ago

There is an FAQ link you can click in its comment that explains mostly everything.

[–]wildkilliams 14 points15 points ago

Ah yes. I'm an idiot.

[–]Edgar4llanPwn 0 points1 point ago

...A proper title builds the expectation

[–]ashley_dd 5 points6 points ago

=FARK=

[–]FraggotMan 22 points23 points ago

I cant wait until next week so I can downvote this pic again

[–]richard_photograph 7 points8 points ago

next week pssshhhh...just wait 14 hours

[–]Doreagarde 7 points8 points ago

According to KarmaDecayBot you can wait as few as 39 minutes.

[–]richard_photograph 3 points4 points ago

some dont even wait that long they just whore it up on another subreddit and say X-post

[–]REPOST_HATER 19 points20 points ago

I FUCKING HATE YOU

[–]AzurousRain 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me, or does he look like Chris from the first two seasons of Skins?

[–]stepsandnombers 1 point2 points ago

Its been awhile moshzilla i used to friends with her on myspace...fuck i am old

[–]wildkilliams 0 points1 point ago

they have a facebook comment section on myspace now....what a time to be alive.

[–]burninhalo79 1 point2 points ago

I've officially been on the internet too long.

[–]jerisho 1 point2 points ago

This is me at newyears :)

[–]JoshTay 1 point2 points ago

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You should see them scurry when the bass drops.

[–]MEANL3R 4 points5 points ago

cats hate fish

[–]WeirdGuacamole 1 point2 points ago

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Fancy Dancing pinkies out

[–]omiclix 2 points3 points ago

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The X on his hand means he's not drunk, ergo he is on some incredible drugs.

[–]MorningSideMayor 7 points8 points ago

Doesn't it mean straight edge, as in sober completely?

[–]kurazy 0 points1 point ago

No, some places put an X on people's hands at the door if they are under 21 so they won't be able to order anything at the bar. If you don't have an X on your hand you are assumed to be at least 21 by the bartenders (verified at the door when you entered) and you can order booze.

[–]MorningSideMayor 0 points1 point ago

actually, thinking back, I've seen this in multiple places. Like, at shows, when people decide to go crowdsurfing and make it to the front, security draws an x on one of their hands so they know if they're "returning offenders" and to throw them out. The straight edge assumption must have come from some memories of dumb emo high school girls...

[–]FadingMocha 2 points3 points ago

That's actually where the straight edge "X's" came from. They would purposely get X's marked on them even if they were obviously over 21 to show that they weren't going to drink.

[–]diuge 2 points3 points ago

More specifically:

...straight edge X can be traced to the Teen Idles' brief U.S. West Coast tour in 1980. The Teen Idles were scheduled to play at San Francisco's Mabuhay Gardens, but when the band arrived, club management discovered that the entire band was under the legal drinking age and therefore would be denied entry to the club. As a compromise, management marked each of the Idles' hands with a large black X as a warning to the club's staff not to serve alcohol to the band. Upon returning to Washington, D.C., the band suggested this same system to local clubs as a means to allow teenagers in to see musical performances without being served alcohol. The Teen Idles released a record in 1980 called Minor Disturbance with the cover shot being two hands with black X's on the back. The mark soon became associated with the Straight Edge lifestyle.

Wikipedia

[–]kurazy 0 points1 point ago

That one is new to me, but it makes sense, especially if the venue uses a wrist band system for booze.

I get the straight edge connotations too, though, just didn't seem to fit in with this picture. Either way, we were both right to correct omiclix, because it definitely wouldn't lead to an assumption that the kid is high.

[–]midnight_cowboy 0 points1 point ago

Why is guy wearing a shoe for a jock strap?

[–]hdadeathly 0 points1 point ago

Hidden behind all the randomness in this picture, that guy is being kicked in the sack.

[–]anonymus01 0 points1 point ago

anyone see the chick in the back... DAMN!

[–]KabieDude 0 points1 point ago

His facial expression looks as though someone told him he'll die if he stops partying.

[–]ChaosDesigned 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh way to hard. I want this to be my cell phone wall paper so I can wake up and laugh every time.

[–]Various_Pickles 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]Devon302 0 points1 point ago

Im going to assume that by the end of 2012 there will be one more thing added to this pic

[–]storycoolbro 0 points1 point ago

i have defiantly seen those cats b4 some were i remember the one on the left specifically its not every day you see a cat going for a high five

[–]yotorulez 0 points1 point ago

Where is Shitty_Watercolours when you most need him?

[–]maicinana 0 points1 point ago

Incredibly ... this picture on 1st page!

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

I have seen this image reposted in half a million different areas across the web.. but it still strikes me as perhaps one of the most amazingly photoshopped images I've ever seen.

[–]NekroGirl666 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing this long before i discovered reddit. And it still makes me LOL.

[–]undeadmetalhead 0 points1 point ago

I bet the girl who owns the elbow to the left of the fat chick is hot.

[–]At_an_angle 0 points1 point ago

Why was my friend Photoshopped out of this pic? Ha

[–]OHAITHARU 0 points1 point ago

He has been marked. He has been identified as human.

[–]ZombieTooth 0 points1 point ago

Open that fucking pit up.

[–]HeyGuisee 0 points1 point ago

Noo cat!!! YOU'RE DOING THE FUSION WRONG!

[–]bronyking 0 points1 point ago

i was the op of the unshopped pic

[–]electric_sandwich 0 points1 point ago

Yup. They were watching this band: http://img3.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.237808023.jpg

[–]awwende 0 points1 point ago

Pinky out, keepin' classy in the out

[–]ravia 0 points1 point ago

I so wish this was real.

[–]SteveDave123 0 points1 point ago

LOL even Kanye is in the back left! Ha!

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[–]secretlypooping 10 points11 points ago

eh lets see, probably some local band (consisting of what appears to be Kanye West and Keyboard Cat, as i now see on the left side of the picture) playing at a house party. Sheamus here decided to go out and own the dance floor. and everyone knows Seamus' go to move is the leg spread, arm pump. that is, everyone except for Nicole who, impressed by Seamus' wicked dance moves, decides to come bust a move. however her fist-to-the-floor, foot-to-the-sky move meant a busted nut for Sheamus, as we see by the look of horror on his face. the cats were ther because the flash of the camera was a mystery and needed to be investigated properly, meaning jumping and swinging their claws in the general direction of the source. all this put together and timed by Zeus himself and presto, we have internet gold.

[–]stepsandnombers 2 points3 points ago

I know the girl. moshzilla

[–]ThePaleMare 0 points1 point ago

I remember reading something when these came out (many years ago) about how her parents were trying to sue people on the internet over these photos.

[–]zmbmstr -1 points0 points ago

Fake or not. Can't stop laughing. This is going to be my wallpaper for a while.

[–]strills -3 points-2 points ago

Its kinda gay

[–]richard_photograph -2 points-1 points ago

a shitty repost

[–]jbrowning134 -1 points0 points ago

This picture has everything...it is, The Perfect Picture

[–]Sweetwesley -1 points0 points ago

There are so many good things going on here

[–]mattatmac -1 points0 points ago

well at least you edited it b&w so that the repost filter wouldn't catch it

[–]Turtlenips -2 points-1 points ago

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craZed ex CATS and a nut shot?? Great picture indeed

[–]trendswithbenefits -2 points-1 points ago

And then she was like "If it aint mine, he aint getting no pussy!"

[–]Ruggs_McQeen -2 points-1 points ago

I thought I was going to piss my pants laughing so hard.

[–]thesomedude777 -2 points-1 points ago

dem cats be shopped

[–]Upside_Down_Text -3 points-2 points ago

epic face, epic face, epic face, jizz in my pants.

[–]1234blahblahblah -3 points-2 points ago

Oh gawd why are people so bad at recognizing faked images?

Seriously... OP! Did you think this was real?

[–]fvicio -1 points0 points ago

Getting pussy on the dance floor