Found this gem at my local sushi bar...

mortarpestle · 7 months

I don't think id have a taste for whanus

DarthSploder · 7 months

Holy shit. I remember this from a Playboy I saw as a kid. It was a page of these jokes.

Heres a thumbnail. I can't find the full thing in a readable size though.

Edit: Found It.

KittenVicious · 7 months

So... what does it taste like??!

CANADIANxPUNKx · 7 months

doesn't matter, had sex

007JamesBond007 · 7 months

What makes the octopus and eel "Family Style"?

I_B_Trolling · 7 months

It seems choice cuts are used for sushi & the scraps are used for dessert.

Furkentine · 7 months

Please... Somehow... CONFIRM!

I must know.

opallix · 7 months

It must be pretty expensive considering you'd need to kill a whole whale for one of those.

Or it might not be, considering that whale anus is not generally consumed. So someone might have a bunch of stockpiled whale anus-es somewhere out there. Hmmmm. Maybe an ad on craigslist?

iheartrms · 7 months

I prefer mine boneless and inverted: http://wmbriggs.com/pics/boneless_pork_rectums.jpg

beaujolais98 · 7 months

More like "blowchunka"...

The_Annoying_Hipster · 7 months

I was eating whale anus before it was cool.

eire1228 · 7 months

I'll pass on the ass...

herpty_derpty · 7 months

That awkward moment when you laugh because it looks like an anus, and then you read that it is one.

Bloodfish · 7 months

In Moby Dick, the second mate eats whale dick.

Bodilis · 7 months

Mmm. Delectable fartbox.

Aaronerous · 7 months

Is it pronounced similarly to San Diego?

kentamari · 7 months

at the bottom of the menu at this sushi restaurant in my town is: "leftover roll: depends on your luck!"

evolvedfish · 7 months

Pucker up

cgycnd · 7 months

In actuality this particular roll is the size of a dinner plate.

Damadawf · 7 months

Stop calling things 'gems'.

MoonDaddy · 7 months

Sounds about right.

FinnAndJake · 7 months

WTF is with the porcupine sushi on the right?

[deleted] · 7 months

Fuck you whale!

aliceisamonster · 7 months

Cannot... Unsee...

Beyond_Re-Animator · 7 months

Everyone knows that whale anus is the best anus.

Beyond_Re-Animator · 7 months

I bet it tastes like narwhal bacon

Choppy_LaStatch · 7 months

I like to imagine the first two letters, "BO", are acronymic and stand for "Big Old".

qatmandue · 7 months

Noooooo, don't!!!

Mannex · 7 months

wow they fit that butthole neatly right in there. that is dedication to the craft.

Faux_Pas · 7 months

You may have just ruined me on sushi...

EyesfurtherUp · 7 months

i've had umi (nasteee) now my new quest is whale anus.

Eventual_Journey · 7 months

Maybe if it's well cleaned it isn't that bad. You never really know. Sure, you may not like the concept, but you don't always have to have it any way you want it. That's the way you need it. Any way you want it.

superduperhero · 7 months

thats like the size of a human anus

lemonpjb · 7 months

Mmm... just like mom used to make.

verbal_diarrhea_guy · 7 months

Snafu in NYC? If so, I would like to try the angus. I mean anus.

I'm straight.

Happy_panda_123 · 7 months

The fuck?

YOGA0320 · 7 months

Who the fuck did invent that? - from a Japanese

sparx483 · 7 months

Bumble Bee Tuna?

tegaychik · 7 months

I recommend you don't eat it

etchie · 7 months

You would think a whale's anus would be bigger.

KingKane · 7 months

If it existed, that would be so damn expensive. You only get one tiny anus per entire whale!

Guyot11 · 7 months

dafuq

Arosal · 7 months

Go on...

Samizdat_Press · 7 months

I imagined it would be bigger ಠ_ಠ

biospiker · 7 months

How big is this piece of sushi? or do you get it as a special 6 piece roll?

Kvel2D · 7 months

Anal sausage is still better.

harrymanback133 · 7 months

Snafu? That doesn't sound much better.

[deleted] · 7 months

I wonder what they do with the rest of the whale once they use serve the anus.

princess_shami · 7 months

Whaling is for research... Anus research.

revseventy · 7 months

Can we not ignore the sushi piece on the right which probably says "Porcupine" something?

hardrockfoo · 7 months

Two questions!

1: Is it hickory smoked?

2: Is it served in a cup?

mrmeatyomega · 7 months

How about some Spider sushi or maybe some Crispy spider legs

KingOfWickerPeople · 7 months

I'm allergic to whale anus

yoweigh · 7 months

my usual sushi spot in new orleans has the same poster!

Absurd_Leaf · 7 months

That's so tight butthole

wilsonism · 7 months

What do they do with the rest of it?

BaconSandwich42 · 7 months

I wouldn't it that if I were u;)Hha

hows_life · 7 months

they really do use all the parts of a whale

Saifire18 · 7 months

That's not a gem, that's a whale anus...

hey_peanutbutter · 7 months

Pretty shitty of them to serve whale.

shittysketches · 7 months

http://i.imgur.com/O3Zki.jpg

POTATO_HOSTAGE · 7 months

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MYinnerTHOUGHTS · 7 months

I don't if your supposed to fuck it or eat it.

c0mptar2000 · 7 months

That's not a fucking gem.

[deleted] · 7 months

emceelokey · 7 months

So if I ordered two pieces of that, two whales would have had to die for it.... I want 3.

indigosativa · 7 months

isnt eating whale illegal?

WTF

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