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[–]tyrantlytamale 5 points6 points ago

What I imagine it would be like to get on the front page

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How I imagine I would be if I got on the front page

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[–]Roaning 0 points1 point ago

take that in account

FTGrammarFY

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[–]MelissaMarie 1 point2 points ago

That's how I felt when I made it to the bottom of the front page for 3 whole hours on Friday. I told everyone with ears, whether they wanted to hear it or not. My proudest moment...ever. I haven't accomplished much.

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[–]MelissaMarie 1 point2 points ago

Of course! That's the first thing I did. Future employers must know of my greatness.

[–]couplet_robot 1 point2 points ago

You made it to the top of reddit.
Did you put it on your resume yet?

[–]Marc815 1 point2 points ago

That is actually how it feels

[–]Haragorn 1 point2 points ago

The trick is to post something in a relatively inactive subreddit, so your post will instantly hit the front page.

[–]SirRosie 1 point2 points ago

It makes your fucking day. I could get hit by a bus and wouldn't care. It's fucked up in a very real way.

[–]SimilarImage 6 points7 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
11 months punchuinface55 It's FRIIIIDAY! /r/pics 57 339
4 months anonimoose How I feel when I get a single upvote on Reddit... here 54 460
6 months thetaprime Got my HP Touchpad! /r/gifs 12 43

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[–]Zequez -5 points-4 points ago

This is not really relevant in this situation.

[–]rhiever 1 point2 points ago

That's what I did when one of my posts made it to the front page. That, and I called my parents to tell them about it. They were so proud.

[–]sentimentalpony 2 points3 points ago

When I made front page, I took a screenshot, printed it out, and gave it to all the redditors at school with "Suck my internet penis" written on it.

[–]zbowman 1 point2 points ago

Sadly, that was my exact reaction when I topped front page.

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[–]zbowman 1 point2 points ago

Once you top the front page its kinda like unlocking an achievement and no longer has the 'thrill of the chase'. In a sick way I kinda hope you never get to #1, just like #2 or something. After you get on the top its like, oh... that's all it takes? Kind of takes the fun out of submitting.

[–]deaddit64 1 point2 points ago

But it is not this day . Down the hatch you go

[–]Zequez 0 points1 point ago

I found you in the fourth page.

[–]zamboniman46 0 points1 point ago

way more exciting

[–]LegitMonkey -1 points0 points ago

I once got to the frontpage. But that was on another account. It was awesome, ah the memories.

[–]Hehyeahno -5 points-4 points ago

Something tells me this is one of them shitty corporate accounts that just spam the front page to garner enough karma so they can submit marketing content later on.