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[–]SimilarImage 48 points49 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months kaos112 Zero fucks given.. here 92 1125
7 months GeredditursRSoDumb- And not a single fuck was given /r/gifs 14 425
4 months wfarighi [HIFW] I see other people with tons of karma while I only have 14 /r/HIFW 5 76

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[–]sometext 8 points9 points ago

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I guess no fucks were given on any of those other days either.

[–]BlaiseDTB 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, that pussy got rammed

[–]mgerow 9 points10 points ago

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But a single truck was driven that day.

[–]hokiehenry 7 points8 points ago

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Sunday sunday sunday! Come see the rumbling and the tumbling of the 5th annual MONSTER TRUCK CAT RALLY!

[–]Sinavestia 1 point2 points ago

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That's a big fucking cat. I thought it was a dog.

[–]StinkyBrains 3 points4 points ago

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An oldy and a goody :D

[–]y2kh8r 1 point2 points ago

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Passive cat is passive.

[–]attackzac21 2 points3 points ago

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I guess he didn't... puts on sunglasses ... give a truck

I'll show myself to the door

[–]hokiehenry 1 point2 points ago

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Here's your upvote.

[–]cramped 1 point2 points ago

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I've said it before, cat is the definition of Not giving a fuck.

[–]stoor 0 points1 point ago

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ROBOT TRUCK DOESNT GIVE A FUCK

[–]couplet_robot 0 points1 point ago

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ROBOT TRUCK
DOESNT GIVE A FUCK

[–]DontForgetYour__ 0 points1 point ago

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I know this has been reposted a bunch but I'm never disappointing when I click on the link.

[–]natholomew 0 points1 point ago

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That pussy got remote controlled on.

[–]zrag123 0 points1 point ago

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Cat: "I may have lost the battle, but you will not win the war."

[–]FuckinWalkinParadox -1 points0 points ago

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can't tell if big cat

or little dog

[–]thisisrepost -1 points0 points ago

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WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?

[–]WhiteY515 0 points1 point ago

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A repost

[–]hokiehenry -1 points0 points ago

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What are things your mother said when you were born? I'll take Potent Potables for $500, Trebek.

[–]ssimoll -3 points-2 points ago

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FILTHY WHORE!

[–]jonnoplaysxbox 5 points6 points ago

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that's no way to speak about your mother.

[–]hokiehenry 0 points1 point ago

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What is ssimoll's sister. Potpourri for $300, Trebek.

[–]Undoer -3 points-2 points ago

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Reminds me of my cat, she's sat on a cushion and it's time to go to bed, so I'm trying to coax her off to go outside and she's having none of it. I pick up the cushion and she just looks around "What are you doing?" but still sits there, completely uncaring as to what's happening, when I get to the door, with her still lying there like she was when I picked her up I put the cushion on the ground and she still sits there. I eventually coaxed her off without much complaining but she just didn't give a shit that the cushion was picked up with her on it and carried to the other side of the house.

[–]speaks_truth -4 points-3 points ago

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I can't believe someone would shamelessly run over a dog like that. He should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

[–]ajfdesign2012 -1 points0 points ago

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Or a fat cat for that matter...