It's no accident

johnlolcopter · 10 months

I think the artists of reddit should make more of these and see who can come up with the most ridiculous one. Challenge extended.

ShitCtrlZCtrlZ · 10 months

Pretty sure the guy in the middle wasn't too happy about this 'accident'. San Francisco-style street car, roller-skates, short-shorts, purple tank top, man-purse... good chance this guy is faithfully married and was upset he accidentally cheated on his beautiful wife.

howaboutahug · 10 months

I hate when I'm just minding my own business and then all of a sudden--blammo--sex with Christopher Walken on the toilet.

okaylogarithm · 10 months

Same style adverts but animated.

rosel311 · 10 months

TIL nobody wears underwear anymore...

Semajal · 10 months

The last one is the only slightly feasible one. In the others they are all clearly still wearing clothes. Also the man in the bathroom stall could have been fapping, thus being totally ready for a girl on a trolley to burst though the door.

I put too much thought into that.

DreadPirateKinch · 10 months

I almost want to believe this is an advert for a porno version of Final Destination.

roadbuzz · 10 months

These are the only scenarios in which I might lose my virginity.

Owwin · 10 months

Wait MTV nooooo! If people start having safe sex, how will you be able to produce such quality programming as 16 and pregnant!

theLastHokage · 10 months

I sure wish it was.

BigBoy990 · 10 months

"What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick?"

opie92 · 10 months

So am I supposed to wear a condom at all times, just in case?

therandom83 · 10 months

The real question here is how they get the underwear off midair.

StealthTomato · 10 months

The 90s were weird.

Kappies10 · 10 months

I got the wierdest boner.

NavajoMX · 10 months

And that kids is how I met your mother.

Mordarto · 10 months

I'm trying to wrap my head around the physics of the last one. The woman slips, fall backwards, so shouldn't her momentum carry her head first on the trolley rather than feet first?

If the trolley was on the bottom of the stairs, then will the momentum from her fall backwards be enough to carry her down the stairs?

anangrybanana · 10 months

Lindsay Lohan's career really took a dive when she had to do that last PSA strip.

[deleted] · 10 months

From the looks of the campaign, sex could indeed be an accident.

Trolliverr · 10 months

Coming from MTV? I'm surprised, yet impressed.

MushroomSlap · 10 months

Mitch Hedberg is always prepared for surprise bicycle sex.

Capappy · 10 months

these are some of the best pro condom advertisements i have ever seen. makes me want to hang them up next to every condom machine in every bathroom

[deleted] · 10 months

This is not funny. They're making fun of a very serious condition. Plenty of young women have vaginas with a mind of their own. Help stop vaginal mind control. Donate money to your nearest vaginal mind control charity.

EldritchCarrot · 10 months

I remember I was once on a fourm and some idiot was complaining about how these adverts encouraged rape.

northbayray · 10 months

Anyone else tired of hearing people say "but I don't LIKE to use condoms"? Motherfucker, you're getting laid. Throw a raincoat on and deal with it!

runs_with_scissors82 · 10 months

that's a happy accident!

BradManThompson · 10 months

Oh come on guys, the last one was ridiculous, could never happen. I''ve had first-hand experience in the first two though.

svullenballe · 10 months

Happy little accidents.

the_people_must_know · 10 months

this actually turned me on... specially the second one

bakonydraco · 10 months

Sooo how'd you two meet?

xBGMx · 10 months

Thought of this quote:

Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.

Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy

stabberthomas · 10 months

Love the Jazz-hands in all the ending frames.

2balls · 10 months

how does this make frontpage when I post this months ago to no response?!

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nkye1/more_surprise_sex_sfw/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nkyrm/sex_is_no_surprise_always_use_a_condom_sfw/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nkye1/more_surprise_sex_sfw/

1upforever · 10 months

The guys sits in public bathrooms with a boner?

Captain_Aizen · 10 months

Fuck it. I am now convinced that sex CAN be an accident.

saltycleaver · 10 months

Something tells me that the gentleman in the second comic was inconvenienced and felt much more disgusted than the lady.

st3dav · 10 months

Then how come every woman I've been with says it was?

Edit: Doesn't matter

pomegranati · 10 months

what is "WC"? When I was in vietnam, I see "WC" on public restrooms. What does it mean?

ball_cancer · 10 months

I'd like to believe this is the way I was conceived, because my parents sure as shit never had sex.

[deleted] · 10 months

The worst part is that that roller blade guy is obviously gay. He must be horrified.

hozjo · 10 months

Sex can definitely be an accident, usually when tequila is involved.

AdorablyDead · 10 months

All of these seem plausible to me.

diamondcutters · 10 months

I need to learn how to roller skate.

bkelly · 10 months

if i had a nickle...

standardguy · 10 months

Dear penthouse.......

pubicstaticvoid · 10 months

so 90's.

DangerousDetlef · 10 months

That's why I'm always walking around with a boner. Some day, it'll happen. Some day.

PETC · 10 months

Second one looks like Cyril Figgis.

WazzuMadBro · 10 months

According to these MTV comics, apparently only blondes have sex on accident

Lord_Vectron · 10 months

I can think of at least THREE scenarios where sex could be an accident!

vomiting_butthole · 10 months

Fucking while pooping. It's no accident.

mchengl · 10 months

Since they are wearing clothes, I can only imagine the pain of the man's penis when it pierces through two sets of undergarments.

hawaiiandave · 10 months

These are the three exceptions though. They can't be blamed for forgetting a condom.

401vs401 · 10 months

I'm now waiting for a story about an actual accidental sex from a fellow redditor...

[deleted] · 10 months

It was no accident, clearly the man planned it all therefore it is rape.

googolplexbyte · 10 months

Is there a manslaughter equivalent to rape?

Neverkilled · 10 months

I think I just found my new fetish.

ephr · 10 months

poor poor women.

prettyawkwardpenguin · 10 months

That's what she said about me in court. Turns out 'I slipped and fell (repeatedly)' is not a valid excuse

goddessofwaterpolo · 10 months

Doesn't matter had sex

KMart27 · 10 months

So....much.....repost..,

coyote1284 · 10 months

I'm wearing a condom right now, just in case.

SmilinWillie · 10 months

"I swear officer I was just skating down the street and it happened" seems legit

[deleted] · 10 months

Lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLOutSMk3IY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

JETRUG · 10 months

Reminded me of this. [NSFW]

EzekielTombs · 10 months

Wait isn't one of MTV's most popular shows about the mating habits of guidos?

thavi · 10 months

Aren't condoms in MTV's own worst interest? They need as many brainless, poorly-parented teens as they can harvest.

Isaiah97 · 10 months

...And that's how I met your mother.

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