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[–]WarPhalange 17 points18 points ago

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HA HA HA SPACEDICKS IS SO DISTURBING LOL AMIRITE???

[–]Asophis 5 points6 points ago

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LIKE, OH, MY GOD, I WENT THERE ONCE AND THERE WERE PICTURES OF GROSS THINGS. THEN I MADE A POST ABOUT IT ON ANOTHER SUBREDDIT FOR KARMA. SHIT WAS PRETTY CASH.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 5 points6 points ago

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So braaaaave

[–]SgtFiddlestixx 13 points14 points ago

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I'm off to /r/spacedicks for the first time. Wish me luck.

[–]SgtFiddlestixx 38 points39 points ago

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regret.

[–]pro_les 2 points3 points ago

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went there and came back as well. looks like /r/wtf but with more caps lock and middle school taunts. having said that, i'm off to /r/wtf. :)

[–]thetsk 1 point2 points ago

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saw this, still went. why do we harm ourselves so? D':

[–]NotSoHelpfulGuy -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, just did the exact same thing.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 16 points17 points ago

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I think everyone who upvotes these things are reddit neophytes. They've been through the rite of passage of having been sent there clicked on a link or three and quickly abandoned ship.

Then theres the rest of us. Who think this is more than tired by now. Yeah, its shock content. We know already.

[–]Probablythefirst 7 points8 points ago

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People act like spacedicks is the worst thing on the internet. The stuff on spacedicks is tame compared to a lot of it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Its kind of alarming that /r/spacedicks is supposed to be shock content.

I've become so desensitized at this point that if I saw something like a murder in real life, I wouldn't be at all phased. I'd be alarmed and scared, but thanks to the good old internet I've seen things that give people disorders.

TL;DR: Fuck you, Internet. Scumbag brain.

[–]GreasySteve 2 points3 points ago

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Have you ever killed and cleaned an animal? Or seen someone get the shit beat out of them in real life? Those were eye openers for me, Internet is different than real life.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I've been in some pretty bad fights when I was a kid. One time I got in a fight with a kid in grade 9 who had troubles at home, and terrorized me and I ended up standing up for myself one day. I broke his nose, and he ended up trashing our computer lab, then later that day tried to commit suicide by throwing himself off the bluffs behind our school. Our school is located near some bluffs that aren't super tall or rocky (quite soft and claylike actually), and he ended up cutting his leg nearly clean off. There was blood everywhere and he was covered with blood.

That's a bit farfetched sounding, but it happened. That wasn't the worst of it.

I used to live at Jane and Finch, and there was a fight between a couple of students at my high school. One kid pulled a knife, and I didn't notice when I tried to intervene. He cut my arm slightly, and at the same time that same stab cut this poor bugger's shoulder and broke his bone that keeps his shoulder up. Collar bone I think. This was in the street. I was knocked aside and held back by one of his friends while he was kicked in the face on the ground bleeding. They smashed his phone, stole all his things, ripped his clothes, and even spat on him.

I've also gone hunting once, but cleaning an animal isn't the same as seeing someone beaten up savagely. Quite tame if you're not afraid of blood.

[–]beachjustice 1 point2 points ago

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Yea gutting an animal is really nothing. i always cried when my dad would kill and clean fish and i still really hate bashing a fish after a catch but i always just say it's faster than suffocation and get it over with. it's quite interesting to gut an animal if you're not scared which i never really was. seeing violently mutilated bodies is pretty fucking rough and even worse is watching the mutilation. i watched the neo-nazi beheading without even flinching but now i probably couldn't watch it as easily. when you REALLY imagine if that was happening to you then emotion really kicks in. i always imagined what could possibly be going through the minds of the guy doing the cutting and the guy being beheaded. i imagine the latter is something like, "FUCK FUCK FUCK" but the former just baffles me.. how could you possibly justify cutting someone's head off with a combat knife? i guess it just comes down to emotion. he must've hated jews with a passion beyond words but WHY!?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking that last night. What kind of amount of hate could cause you to feel justified in doing something like that?

[–]PhifeFromATCQ 1 point2 points ago

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Is that the lesbian policewoman from The Wire?

[–]cometswin 1 point2 points ago

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Mork

[–]hxcn00b666 1 point2 points ago

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I went to /spacedicks and half of the posts were "OMG THIS PLACE IS GROSS"

[–]theseus82 1 point2 points ago

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once again, I'll take her word for it.

[–]NotSoHelpfulGuy 3 points4 points ago

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Finally gave in and went to see what r/spacedicks is all about. That gif seems pretty acurate.

[–]acemasterke406 0 points1 point ago

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Tyra Banks?

[–]ductaperecorder 0 points1 point ago

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r/spacedicks is the most overrated subreddit I have ever seen.

[–]jcw801 0 points1 point ago

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whats that .gif from

[–]Sentient545 0 points1 point ago*

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I think it was a MADtv sketch about racism in the workplace; it was your typical "is it because I'm black?" bit.

Edit: Found it.

[–]jcw801 0 points1 point ago

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best five minutes of my day.

[–]Aerora 0 points1 point ago

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I'm too chickenshit to even peek into spacedicks. When I see references to it, I get all Brad Pitt "What's in the boooox?" I never have the guts to go look.

[–]westicles 0 points1 point ago

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The background picture is bad enough. fuck that shit.....

[–]n8many 0 points1 point ago

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What I don't get is why she looked at 4 images. One doesn't usually say much. Two should be enough to get you to run. Three or four is just you mentally scarring yourself on purpose.

[–]gsjbautista 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pav413 0 points1 point ago

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I only visited once because a friend showed me it. Needless to say, I never ever want to return to that place, ever again.

[–]Lyshabob 0 points1 point ago

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The curiosity is killing me. In very tempted to check it out.

[–]Lyshabob 0 points1 point ago

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I immediately regret my decision!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i loled

[–]stop_yelling 0 points1 point ago

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I've been avoiding r/spacedicks for 8 months. This post aaaaaaaallmost made me finally go there. ALMOST.

[–]kingofthedutch 0 points1 point ago

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/b/ with karma and name fags yawn

[–]dudewatdaEFF222 0 points1 point ago

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what the fuck is the basis around /r/ spacedicks? I don't wan't to scar myself but every time I see a post like this it makes me want to search it up

[–]chili_cheese_dog 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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worst 5 minutes of my life, never again

[–]daddison35 -1 points0 points ago

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5 minutes? I only spent 40 seconds on there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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most of it was spent trying to claw my eyes out, followed by "the next one cant be as bad as...oh GOD NO!"

[–]daddison35 1 point2 points ago

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I looked at about 3 posts and the number of spacedickers. ಠ_ಠ

[–]CruelMaple 1 point2 points ago

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i don't wanna sound like a wimp, but please just tell me.

[–]mrmcguire 11 points12 points ago*

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A true spacedick submission is the perfect, and I mean perfect blend of two of the following criteria - WTF, Something gross or something perverted.

For example, the quintessential "spacedick" is displayed in the header of the subreddit. It's a dick going through a piece of pizza. To me that encompasses (wtf and perversion). Dicks are funny, especially when they go through a piece of pizza, but WTF?

Here is a classic [NSFW] that isn't bad http://wtfpalace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/GpLTG.jpg.

It's a rendering of a guy fucking a TREX. WTF and perversion. There are many many other good spacedicks.

There is a constant struggle on spacedicks of whether or not anything truly goes, because we cross into r/gore type submissions so frequently.

If your initial response to a spacedick is "WTF..... ahhhhh..... hahaha", it was a good spacedick.

Edit: If you participate in r/spacedicks, you are automatically a "nigger faget". It's the rules.

[–]Ding84tt 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for sating enough of my curiosity to know that I never want to really experience it for myself. It's like hearing someone with cancer telling me not to smoke.

[–]Roaning 5 points6 points ago

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Tagged as - Quoth "it was a good spacedick"

[–]katuni08 0 points1 point ago

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I only saw one link before I wussed out. Basically the guy put glasses, a hat, and a moustahe on his balls and folded his penis back so it looked like a weird face. The image still won't leave my head, don't go there.

[–]NotSoHelpfulGuy 0 points1 point ago

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This guy is setting you all up for failure.

[–]bawb88 0 points1 point ago

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Accidentally clicked that link without reading any of the comments and only glanced the address down bottom at the last second.... thank the gods for a mouse back button to ninja-back with....

[–]Chaster321 0 points1 point ago

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You... What have you done?

[–]Dem0n5 0 points1 point ago

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I asked my friend to check out this subreddit for me. He mentioned it was a watered down version of /b/.

I looked. Yup.

[–]MrBlackStar -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't know what spacedicks was... and then i searched... i want to roofie myself or run purell on my brain

[–]PirateKingYackul -1 points0 points ago

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Link, for the lazy.

Incoming "why is that purple?!" comments.

[–]bknbear -2 points-1 points ago

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someone needs to make a reverse gif with this

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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This is the best thing I've ever seen.