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[–]elsidmcquack 72 points73 points ago

Here's the original. Not sure which one is more WTF

[–]TelegraphSexOperator 20 points21 points ago

What the fuck is that thing???

[–]elsidmcquack 35 points36 points ago

It's a Goliath Tigerfish. Check out the bit about attacking humans. Also Here's the video

[–]TelegraphSexOperator 32 points33 points ago

The fact that it attacks people, has a mythical status among the locals, and is unusually strong makes me think this could be a dangerous Pokemon.

[–]CYRlX 10 points11 points ago

I CHOOSE Y-OH HOLY SHIT IT'S EATING ME!!!!

[–]Vital_Pulse 1 point2 points ago

Real life feebas!

[–]DavidJMurphy 5 points6 points ago

Quite an adventure for that village apparently.

[–]AjustableTableLamp 2 points3 points ago

God damn. It looks like the link between reptiles and fish.

[–]kc7wbq 1 point2 points ago

How can THAT Wikipedia article not have a picture?

[–]daliminator 4 points5 points ago

It's a Gyarados.

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 0 points1 point ago

It's a .jpg.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

That actually made me say "What the fuck IS THAT THING?!?!"

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 11 points12 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

It has more teeth than most southerners.

[–]P4tryn 10 points11 points ago

I once dated a girl who was from West Virginia. We went to her hometown one weekend and I made an observational comment as we drove by the dentists office that her town had more people than the total number of teeth. and that's how baby's are made

[–]Zeppelanoid 1 point2 points ago

Is that a perspective trick or could that thing eat a human?

[–]SuperNovaDude 4 points5 points ago

There have been reports of attacks but it's very rare. Like a barracuda they are attracted to shiny objects.

[–]Beastlyman 6 points7 points ago

Most bitches are yo.

[–]Tickle-Monster 1 point2 points ago

those teeth are a couple inches long, they could definitely eff you up.

[–]chemicalxv 0 points1 point ago

They can get like 5 feet long. Those things could fuck you up like nobody's business.

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[–]bangzoomstraitmoon 17 points18 points ago

This should turn into a Cyriak video or something.

[–]Bashlet 32 points33 points ago

Holy shit! It's real!

[–]indiggnantuser 8 points9 points ago

Dude. Time to dust off the old Dreamcast.

[–]Retawekaj 2 points3 points ago

this is great... try posting that to /r/fifthworldpics

[–]Bashlet 3 points4 points ago

I... Holy.... These pictures.... I don't.... I'm confus-- Woah.

[–]wetzels-pretzels 1 point2 points ago

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[–]whitlaaa 1 point2 points ago

"What is your father's age?"

[–]Batmaners 1 point2 points ago

Monty Python did it.

[–]Vital_Pulse 0 points1 point ago

They're remaking it for the 3DS.

[–]eak125 0 points1 point ago

Possibly. Not confirmed. Nintendo said that they'd love to brush off some old dead IPs for their console in deals with other publishers. Seaman was the example used. That said, I would buy it in a heartbeat for the 3ds.

Imagine the possibilities of interacting with that evil bastard using:

[X] Microphone <-- already done in the first

[X] Touch controls <-- better than a controller for tapping on the glass, feeding etc.

[X] Gyro controls <-- shake him if he talks shit! XD

[X] camera <-- oh god... he has my face... or even worse, can see mine and comment on it...

[X] AR <-- want Seaman on your GF's tits? draw an ar card on them!

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

Love that show. Jeremy Wade is a bad ass.

[–]Disco_Drew 14 points15 points ago

He makes fishing look a lot more badass than what I used to do. Trout aren't scary at all.

[–]ridik_ulass 5 points6 points ago

go sea fishing you can catch some random shit you never hear of

[–]monkey3 2 points3 points ago

I just caught a whole shitload of barracuda.

[–]chemicalxv 3 points4 points ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BARRACUDA

[–]monkey3 1 point2 points ago

Now I must listen.

[–]PCsNBaseball 2 points3 points ago

Maybe not, but man, life is much simpler from the river bank.

[–]RewindHoodie 7 points8 points ago

I don't always watch tv, but when I do, it's to watch River Monsters.

[–]TurboDisturbo 3 points4 points ago

Thank God this show is on Netflix, I've been watching the shit out of it lately

[–]ObjectifiesMen 2 points3 points ago

I'd do him

[–]PedanticWaffle 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was alone... We should bond further.

[–]toeknee0126 8 points9 points ago

THIS LOOKS PHOTOSHOPPED.

[–]_Neily 5 points6 points ago

Hugh Laurie's twin brother.

[–]Bannerman4 5 points6 points ago

[–]Tickle-Monster 0 points1 point ago

This is photoshopped, don't know if you know. This is the original.

[–]skaterape 1 point2 points ago

Goddamn. That thing could fuck your whole day up.

[–]idrawinmargins 1 point2 points ago

no shit?

[–]Tickle-Monster 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. Sharks have rows of teeth, but they don't look like that. You should probably watch more Nat. Geo.

[–]idrawinmargins 0 points1 point ago

Why when I can read?

[–]AnanasMarko 2 points3 points ago

Like something from H. P. Lovecraft's dream.

[–]PaulTron3000v5 2 points3 points ago

that's one handsome monster penis-fish.

[–]thetony2313 2 points3 points ago

Looks like that one game, seamen I think its called

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the laboratory of Dr. Jean Paul Gasse.

[–]gmale9000 2 points3 points ago

He's got the Innsmith look about him.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad we have this horrifying fisherman catching these deadly monsters of the sea and disposing them into sushi.

[–]DALEK_SUPREME 2 points3 points ago

EXTERMINATE

[–]sarah_smile 2 points3 points ago

I cried

[–]Claire_B16 2 points3 points ago

The only reason I'm not upvoting this is because it's sitting on 666 and is just too perfect.

[–]Happy_panda_123 2 points3 points ago

motherofgod

[–]CrackHeadRodeo 2 points3 points ago

This is what /r/WTF was made for.

[–]SlaminYou 2 points3 points ago

omg i love this show just before i sleep :) he rambles on about the fish for ~55mins if u havnt fallen asleep by then the last 5 mins you see the fish turns out its not as deadly as he made it sound and then u pass out no matter what!

[–]netbook_nancy 2 points3 points ago

truly horrifying

[–]Arcane_fistpump 2 points3 points ago

Love it, my gf left me, bt jeremy wade and catfish won't!

[–]xVerified 2 points3 points ago

I literally expressed 'WTF' .

[–]Or0ku_Saki 3 points4 points ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]doctariouz 7 points8 points ago

It's like a penis!

[–]Forks_of_Fury 21 points22 points ago

If that's what your penis looks like, you might want to visit a doctor.

[–]hieronymous-cowherd 8 points9 points ago

But about drugs, not penises.

[–]zeert 0 points1 point ago

That was my first thought!

[–]alive41stime 1 point2 points ago

Man, the most dangerous animal.

[–]DinoDuckROAR 1 point2 points ago

That is fucking creepy.

[–]xxcoolxx2333 1 point2 points ago

Scarier than the real show

[–]Luison 1 point2 points ago

whos the monster now?

[–]Pythiasnipple 1 point2 points ago

Oh thanks, like my subconscious didn't have enough to work with.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Caption for fish:

YEAH!

[–]shwalter 1 point2 points ago

never swimming again.

[–]010222545545 1 point2 points ago

JEREMY WADE EXTREME BIOLOGIST

[–]alphanumerik 1 point2 points ago

I love the color change on the left arm. It's little details like that that really bring the lulz together.

[–]DemonSmurf 1 point2 points ago

The subtle change of coloring on the skin and scales is an excellent touch...Have an upvote.

[–]urinsan3 1 point2 points ago

If you look very closely, you can tell it's photoshopped.

[–]TsarCastic 1 point2 points ago

If you look closely you can tell it's fake.

[–]amybexx93 1 point2 points ago

indeed.

[–]SweetNeo85 1 point2 points ago

I've got your scent, Batman! I'm going to hunt you down!

[–]roeder 1 point2 points ago

It's a trap!

[–]beaverteeth92 1 point2 points ago

If I give it tree fiddy will it go away?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Lock from Lost?

[–]just_browsin_thru 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of this guy.

[–]Batmaners 1 point2 points ago

Goomba!

[–]hrdxxcorey 1 point2 points ago

I will upvote anything related to river monsters and/or Jeremy wade

[–]cugs 1 point2 points ago

First thing I thought of when I saw this: http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/LameJokeEel-74016.jpg

[–]phanboy 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me why they call humans the long pig.

[–]monkey3 1 point2 points ago

Finally! a sequel to Seaman!

[–]scootunit 1 point2 points ago

I did something similar with my friend and his catch...

[–]Dubhuir 1 point2 points ago

That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

[–]MrTheJudge95 1 point2 points ago

I don't care who you are, that's fucking scary!

[–]DoctorSqueakin 1 point2 points ago

Am the only one that laughed hysterically? ...Bravo

[–]troyanonymous1 0 points1 point ago

No, I did too.

[–]JustAWonderfulMan 1 point2 points ago

I need about tree fiddy

[–]DrDre1del 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cnicdrv 0 points1 point ago

It's the God Emperor of Dune!

[–]Craptcha 0 points1 point ago

Holy carp!

[–]Sneakyferret 0 points1 point ago

Man on! Man on!!

[–]baalsitch 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that a goonch?

[–]tophat02 0 points1 point ago

Great. Now I have to go watch Videodrome.

[–]annasophia 0 points1 point ago

Dang. Gonna have nightmares tonight. That was too scary.

[–]JAlexander32 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd.

[–]adam_smash -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]yourstupidface 0 points1 point ago

I clicked on this because I thought it was from r/poker

[–]genequagmire 0 points1 point ago

WTF: /b/'s wayback machine.

[–]JFoggers 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this is an incredible metaphor. It has made me think differently about the way mankind has treated its resources. We used to fear the sea and the unknown, for the creatures that lurked within. The forces of nature were a mystery, but our curiosity and our greed persuaded us to delve deeper. Now we are the masters of the unknown. The bounties of nature belong to us. We have tamed the terrible creatures, harvested their flesh and their habitats. Now they are at our mercy. We control the rate at which the earth creates meat, crops, oil, coal and we are even changing the weather. Is this a good thing? This image, before being edited, was a symbol of the moment man tamed nature. Man gained control over the monster. But this version reveals the truth. In mastering our own fates and destinies, we have become the monster. We are without bounds and power has corrupted us. What was once a man, living in fear, finding shelter and surviving at the mercy of the elements has become the very monster that strikes fear into the hearts of beasts. And what has the monster become? It has become as man once was. It's claws and fangs are no longer dangerous, they would do you no harm. It is no longer unknown, but entirely known, and exposed. It is simply another creature, trying to survive. Maybe you see this as a release, as humans rising up above their fears and nightmares of predators and monsters, to become a species able to look back and see that there was nothing to be scared of. But ask yourself, what would such a learned species do with such unrestrained knowledge and potential. There are no nightmares, no secrets, no boundaries holding us back. No natural laws can keep us, as a species in check. And maybe we, have become the imaginary monsters we once feared, and are ready to wreak natural havoc.

Or maybe it's just a fucking weird fishman, idk! lol

[–]iwillitakyou -3 points-2 points ago

Upvotes cuz it actually made me say "wtf"

[–]desenagrator -3 points-2 points ago

R-R-R-REPOST!

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REPOST

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REPOST