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[–]whiskey_punch 12 points13 points ago

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I've seen this reposted several times. I also wonder how it happens. Baking them after they thaw is my guess, any thoughts?

[–]vertigo1083 15 points16 points ago

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Forget repost.

This picture is older than Reddit, Digg, Facebook, Myspace, 4chan, and very possibly Google Images.

my favorite part is how people usually start the stupid fkn title with:

"So i was making pizza last night"

"My friends pizza...."

"My digiorno..."

No the hell it wasnt. This is probably the singular most famous fucking pizza on the internet.

[–]throw_a_weigh11 0 points1 point ago

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I had the same thought. I was wondering how many times I've seen this pizza on five million different sites.

[–]MADBAKER 8 points9 points ago

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coming from a person who "cooks" at least four pizzas a week and has done for about 10 years now, I for one have never experienced the inner collapse of a pizza. my guess is the origanal "chef" was drunk and didn't take much care in loading the pizza into the oven therefore compromising the integrity of the meal resulting in the aforementioned collapse. It's a rare phenomenon I guess.

[–]MoarVespenegas 24 points25 points ago

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That was the most verbose explanation that explained nothing I have ever heard.

[–]nodakksjs 1 point2 points ago

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Digiorno rising crust says 4-6 inches from the bottom.

[–]noddegamra 1 point2 points ago

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No aluminum foil or pan.

[–]singlehopper 0 points1 point ago

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Either putting them in a cold oven or thawing them before cooking can lead to this. They need to go straight from the freezer and into a preheated oven. Or, ideally, into the garbage can. Make your own pizza. I use a cast iron skillet. Comes out perfect every time.

[–]OppoKomn -1 points0 points ago

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Also, get a set of good knives. Food continues to cook after you take it off the heat. Am I getting /r/cooking upvotes yet?

[–]Travanoid 36 points37 points ago

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Guess that means it's time for another war...

[–]CraigChrist 23 points24 points ago*

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we live in times of war and pizza.

[–]Arcon1337 26 points27 points ago

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war has changed. Pizza hasn't.

[–]ac3b 71 points72 points ago

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Pizza did change. Its a vegetable now.

[–]MrConfucius 4 points5 points ago

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Goddamnit, you just had to remind me of where I live.

[–]shadmere 2 points3 points ago

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It wasn't even a change. They voted to continue considering it a vegetable, like they have been for decades.

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[–]King_Lem 1 point2 points ago

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Upvotes for staying true to your novelty account.

[–]shadmere 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I get that too.

I was just commenting on the weirdness of everyone acting like this is some new thing, like an example of the completely unprecedented idiocy of our current government.

When the pizza thing has been like that for decades.

[–]jayme0227 0 points1 point ago

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No No No. Pizza, pizza never changes. Politicians may call it different things. But Pizza is Pizza. Whether it be in Iraq, Afghanistan, or Libya, it's still a pizza.

[–]haxwellmill 1 point2 points ago

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This is a perfect example of how lobbying corrupts politicians.

[–]njezdt 12 points13 points ago

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war never changes.

[–]Sklaj 2 points3 points ago

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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

[–]Blarggotron 2 points3 points ago

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WE'RE THE TUNNEL SNAKES!

[–]ApocalypticFart 1 point2 points ago

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THATS US.

[–]njezdt 0 points1 point ago

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AND WE... RULE

[–]svullenballe 2 points3 points ago

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You want world peace or pizza? Or world pizza?

[–]CraigChrist 0 points1 point ago

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I want a peace pizza

[–]TheAfterPipe 0 points1 point ago

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How about a slice of peace?

[–]Otistetrax 0 points1 point ago

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How about a game of chess?

[–]Nosenso 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take two, deluxe. Hold the nation states and extra nuclear deterrents, please.

[–]HollaForAdolla 2 points3 points ago

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Also add on one anarchy burger, hold the government.

[–]titsffs 0 points1 point ago

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I want world war pizza.

[–]Zevee 4 points5 points ago

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or time to click the "find match" button in sc2

[–]Chilidawg 2 points3 points ago

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Where's the dot where's the dot where's the do* HOLY SHIT! RUN MINIONS, RUN!

[–]RickVince 30 points31 points ago

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The instructions always say to put the pizza directly on the grill. I never did and this is why.

Why do they tell us to do that?

[–]WiseManZero 55 points56 points ago

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Because it cooks better that way. The catch is, they also tell you to never ever thaw the pizza before baking. This is what happens when you don't bake it straight from the freezer.

[–]ozone63 19 points20 points ago

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Is that how I recreate this? I will be making a nuclear pizza later.....

[–]jrblast 22 points23 points ago

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It usually doesn't end up as cool though. In which case you're just wasting pizza. You monster.

[–]Maze715 7 points8 points ago

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And destroying your oven. That looks like a horrible mess.

[–]ubna 2 points3 points ago

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I had the exact same stove, Frigidaire Gallery, it can be cleaned no damage to the stove.

[–]TheAriaWithin 2 points3 points ago

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... How do you know which oven it is?

[–]ubna 12 points13 points ago

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6 days ago I blew up my stove trying to fix the lightbulb, I'd spent a lot of time in that oven!

submitted to /r/DIY Broke my stove, need advise

Every aspect of that stove matches identically with my Frigidaire Gallery, they are:

  1. Shape of element at bottom including position of support stands

  2. Shape of the rack trays with the curve at the back and little nub on the sides

  3. The number of rack positions on the side including the smaller one at the top

  4. the fan at the back is a little tiny square

  5. the light in the top right corner, exact same location

  6. the color of the metal is like a black/blue with little colored flaked, the color in the photo is hard to see but it's there.

[–]Otistetrax 5 points6 points ago

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Upvote for taking the time to answer such an assinine question.

[–]UnitedStatesGov 5 points6 points ago

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He has the "same exact stove."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Eh, it's a valid question. There's not a heckuvalota identifying features there.

[–]SchlagerNinja 0 points1 point ago

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Not if you put a plane (not airplane) 1 or 2 levels under the pizza (i prefer bottom level). This is to ensure that no leaking from any pan (i.e. when making lasagne) hits the ovens bottom. That's how I do.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Also that pizza appears to contain the toppings of no less than 4 frozen pizzas.

[–]jai_kasavin 1 point2 points ago

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I am a Ninja Turtles, can I have?

[–]4WordReply 0 points1 point ago

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have fun cleaning that.

[–]varukasalt 5 points6 points ago

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This is the correct answer. Also, in electric ovens, it's good to place a baking sheet on the rack below the pizza, to catch any cheese or toppings that fall off and also so the bottom of the pizza doesn't get burned from the direct heat from the heating element. Also, run on sentences.

[–]NCisHome 2 points3 points ago

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We use aluminum foil.

[–]varukasalt 1 point2 points ago

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That would work as well. Easy clean up too!

[–]Damadawf 3 points4 points ago

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At my place we have pizza pans with lots of little holes in the base so that the pizza crust still goes crunchy. They're pretty nifty.

[–]r250r 0 points1 point ago

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I always take mine straight out of the freezer, but I never ever bake them straight on the rack - not even if they say not to use a pan. Gravity destroyed two pizzas in a row for me.

Perhaps gas ovens interact with gravity wells to produce a localized anomaly, but I am done experimenting. My stomach does not approve of potentially-destructive experiments being conducted upon things that are supposed to be my next meal.

[–]MinkOWar 0 points1 point ago

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The instructions on ours usually have both pan and directly on the oven rack, with different times and temperature. On the pan gives you a crisper crust, in less time and temerature slightly.

[–]upievotie5 0 points1 point ago

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This only happens if you thaw the pizza first. You are supposed to cook it frozen.

[–]mongster2 0 points1 point ago

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Put it on a cookie sheet, and put that on an aluminum pan w/ tin foil on it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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It depends on the thickness of the crust. The particular pizza in the photo probably wasn't intended to be put directly on the grill. Your pizza though should be fine.

[–]haxwellmill 17 points18 points ago

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I'm hoping that's a Command and Conquer and Starcraft reference...

[–]ya_machinu 5 points6 points ago

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yes! hearing "nuclear launch detected" was always a shart-worthy moment

[–]hedonismbot89 1 point2 points ago

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I read it as Starcraft and immediately had the reaction of "fuck, where's the little cloaked bastard. Gotta find him! Shit, no detectors!!" Hated Ghosts in SC1, but I've almost never seen them used in SC2 multiplayer.

[–]Otistetrax 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. I could hear it in my head, but couldn't recall what it was from.

[–]Necroclysm -1 points0 points ago

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Original EVA is still my favorite "announcer" voice out of all the RTS games I have played.

God... everything sound related in the first C&C and RA were so mind-blowingly awesome...

Now I am going to have to go install and play them again.

[–]DaRiste 0 points1 point ago

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Get openRA!

[–]ZaeronS 0 points1 point ago

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Here, have a present or two. This one is unrelated but awesome.

[–]Tribar 7 points8 points ago

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Look for the red dot quick!

[–]nargrist 5 points6 points ago

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delicious mushroom-pizza

[–]haxwellmill 10 points11 points ago

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this photo is so old, that if someone would left that pizza in the oven now it would evolved in the new species of a fish.

[–]mjolnir616 21 points22 points ago

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this post so grammar that tenses unintelligible.

[–]zoanthropy 0 points1 point ago

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phenomenal you is english

[–]ZaeronS 0 points1 point ago

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Y U NO ENGLISH GOOD

[–]CompulsiveFlatulence 2 points3 points ago

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Read: Nuclear lunch detected

[–]Otistetrax 0 points1 point ago

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Gold star for you.

[–]Hamstertoast 2 points3 points ago

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This is a repost. Fuck you.

[–]sdk16420 0 points1 point ago

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Repost detected

[–]Dinocologist 5 points6 points ago

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I think my pizza has shat itself.

[–]liedaboutrelevance 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Atersed 1 point2 points ago

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It is relevant because I nearly shat myself.

[–]DeusPrime 1 point2 points ago

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It seems nobody noticed or liked the user name of this novelty account, maybe next time buddy..

[–]agentmanningctu -5 points-4 points ago

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I don't think you understand the word "relevant".

[–]haxwellmill 6 points7 points ago

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This is the hundredth time we have posted a thread about it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

[–]haxwellmill 4 points5 points ago

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Step 1: Reddit

Step 2: Repost

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Karma!

[–]haxwellmill 6 points7 points ago

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All this made me want to do is play Red Alert...

[–]CiantGunt 8 points9 points ago

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starcraft

[–]Nosenso 2 points3 points ago

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total annihilation

[–]sueville 8 points9 points ago

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I said that in my head with an SC2 voice....

[–]WesWarlord 2 points3 points ago

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My PC is old...I read it in a SC voice.

[–]Edso_828 1 point2 points ago

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[–]zoanthropy 1 point2 points ago

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I tried finding a youtube video with the SC1 quote for it. All that came up was SC2. I'm just gonna go curl up in bed and cry while I watch old OSL and MSL matches now..

[–]homeworkrules69 0 points1 point ago

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I had forgotten all the other things that the Ghosts say. Especially how dark he gets.

[–]dgiangiulio228 0 points1 point ago

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Scramble the!...the...damnit i got nothing. Run like hell

[–]quickgold192 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't think they said that in SC2... At least, my scumbag command center hasn't been warning me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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War... war never changes.

[–]Celladoore 1 point2 points ago

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Ooh, dibs on the tube!

[–]haxwellmill 1 point2 points ago

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Should have an extra pizza beneath it. That would give it some serious topping.

[–]haxwellmill 1 point2 points ago

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I love mushroom pizza. :P

[–]haxwellmill 1 point2 points ago

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This is what happen when you divide the pizza by zero slices.

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

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This is what happen 
when you divide the pizza 
by zero slices. 

[–]haxwellmill 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody called for an exterminator?

[–]Enti_San 1 point2 points ago

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Behold the cheesy Meltdown! yum!

[–]myschkin 1 point2 points ago

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'Nucular' It's pronounced nucular

[–]Calsun 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because I read the title as nuclear launch detected.

[–]Otistetrax 0 points1 point ago

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You need a better novelty account name.

[–]kaymeow 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason this reminds me of when I was like 13, and had to have a gastric emptying procedure done. They made me eat a radioactive egg sandwich. It was pretty tasty.

[–]Otistetrax 1 point2 points ago

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That's the best laugh I've had all day. Thanks.

[–]kilmarta 3 points4 points ago

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mmmmm thermonuclear

[–]_shadrach_ 8 points9 points ago

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[–]haxwellmill 3 points4 points ago

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Hmmm, repostpizza ... http://i.imgur.com/7fntv.gif

[–]WayGroovy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Jmertelj 4 points5 points ago

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aaah, starcraft reference <3

[–]wherestheanykey 0 points1 point ago

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I wish frozen pizzas came in this form... it would be the best ranch dressing bong ever.

[–]haxwellmill 0 points1 point ago

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And that's why...you always use a pizza stone

[–]haxwellmill 0 points1 point ago

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How does this even happen? Never saw a pizza do this.

[–]haxwellmill 0 points1 point ago

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It's not delivery, it's detonation!

[–]haxwellmill 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like pizza prolapse.

[–]haxwellmill 0 points1 point ago

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Protip: after cleaning your oven, lay down some aluminum foil underneath the bottom element. It makes cleaning it the next time a whole lot easier. It also provides some prophylactic defense against nuclear pizzas.

[–]Syd3trakt 0 points1 point ago

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I hate it when my pizza takes a shit in the oven.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dayum shame.

[–]donutsalad 0 points1 point ago

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Post this to /r/gaming too

[–]electricsandstorm 0 points1 point ago

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I am a bit excited that it looks like we have the same oven. Since it is like 30 years old now.

[–]anthdx 0 points1 point ago

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Nukiler*

[–]SunshineBlind 0 points1 point ago

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Now this is what I call Fallout :(

[–]Badger2qrd 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a flavor blasted wormhole.

[–]Paelcolp 0 points1 point ago

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Starcraft

[–]Der_Nailer 0 points1 point ago

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Poor pizza :(

[–]ZeeScarlet 0 points1 point ago

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I misread this and nearly crapped myself.

I get all my news from Reddit. No more Nuclear Lunches please.

[–]Better_with_salt 0 points1 point ago

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Random_acts_of_NUCLEAR_pizza

[–]og_sandiego 0 points1 point ago

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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]JonahD 0 points1 point ago

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I've always used a separate grill section that I place on top of a cookie sheet to insure this doesn't happen to me.

[–]condensate17 0 points1 point ago

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"I said lunch not launch."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The public wants to know how you did this. One theory says you broke the crust in the center. Another suggests you added liquidy toppings which caused the center to boil and liquefy. Tell us. Tell us, come come. All round, hear hear.

[–]darklydraco 0 points1 point ago

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should've nuked it

[–]M0D3RNW4RR10R 0 points1 point ago

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Nuclear Lunch in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[–]kd0092 0 points1 point ago

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It's pronounced new-clea-ur

[–]cbooth 0 points1 point ago

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The 's' is silent...

[–]bilyyoung 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first time when i up vote it and it's become 1000.

[–]Nyssa_Hotaru 0 points1 point ago

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Seen this here before but it made me laugh my ass off again! an oldie but a goody.

[–]Lantern_2814 0 points1 point ago

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Was this a mushroom pizza by chance?

[–]Wilderbeest 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me so sad. That guy just wanted some pizza.

[–]SteveBruleRools 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where the fuck has SimilarImage gone?

[–]SKREAM 0 points1 point ago

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When I was high I tried to cook a pizza and I forgot to remove the polystyrene thing on the bottom of the pizza.

My pizza was ruined :(

[–]EuthanizedCracker 0 points1 point ago

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Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear dinner.

[–]Firenine 0 points1 point ago

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The same exact thing happened to me yesterday. Now my oven is much cleaner after having to scrape every last piece of cheese off. No cheese was left behind!

[–]nuclearLauch 0 points1 point ago

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^ its my pizza

[–]kylegwyn 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man, I can't imagine that plume of cheese wasn't delicious, despite the explosion.

[–]Squatso 0 points1 point ago

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If this was my pizza and I found it like this, my brain would do the same exact thing.

[–]nukesup 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or does this look fucking delicious?

[–]BaneFang 0 points1 point ago

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Starcraft 1, 8 Player LAN game at school, Nuclear Launch detected, Room Freaks Out.

That day we had a lot of new players and the map was round is, The Guy Nuking walk through a players base to get to the other guy.

[–]thesomedude777 0 points1 point ago

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Im more used to: n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,nuclear launch detected,ed,ed,ed,ed,ed,ed,ed,ed.....since I'd create an army of ghosts, and nuke the fuck out of an enemy base. god its so satisfying...

[–]NateRTW 0 points1 point ago

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I'd be cheesed if that happened to me though.

[–]FreddyDeus 0 points1 point ago

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Who gave you the nuclear lunch codes?

[–]Elclomo_Therighteous 0 points1 point ago

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Make Peace-a not War.

[–]DrumBum1100 0 points1 point ago

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Heres to anopther night of Ramen...

[–]LonelyShamrock 0 points1 point ago

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and that my friends is why we preheat ovens.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like the inside of my oven...and this happens to digornos. IDK WHAT GIVES.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought was that the pizza was barfing.

[–]bansheeman 0 points1 point ago

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aww man. not the toppings!

[–]DarkSideCookies 0 points1 point ago

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I remember many a panicked moment trying to find that little red dot and corresponding Ghost. It looks like a little cupcake with red frosting, so I always called it a "cupcake." "Beep beep. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED." "FUCK!! WHERE'S THAT FUCKING CUPCAKE!!!"

[–]TheModestProposal 0 points1 point ago

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Someone was either very stupid or very, very drunk

[–]ELpEpE21 0 points1 point ago

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MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

[–]AbsolutePureEvil 0 points1 point ago

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nuclear reposting downvote

[–]morr1321 0 points1 point ago

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It's not Doomsday, It's DiGiorno

[–]handofgawd 0 points1 point ago

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Nuclear Lunch Detected

[–]Goldenratio84 0 points1 point ago

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That's the last time that pizza will eat Taco Bell.

[–]VeggiePetsitter 0 points1 point ago

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I always joke with my husband about radioactive pizza because when we have pizza, I serve him three slices arranged around the plate kind of like the symbol for radioactive material. I didn't think radioactive pizza actually existed :) ...definitely glad it didn't exist in *our *oven, though.

[–]nox_fox -2 points-1 points ago

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Nah, you're pizza's in the shape of a bomb shelter sign.

[–]clooth 0 points1 point ago

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I like pizza sometimes.

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[–]MADBAKER -2 points-1 points ago

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DAT USERNAME

[–]pauler94 0 points1 point ago

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That's why you put aluminum foil underneath the pizza.

[–]pasties 0 points1 point ago

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i think the problem was he put it on broil (heat from the top).. When you normally cook it the bottom firms up quickly before that happens

[–]haxwellmill 0 points1 point ago

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pizzoshima

[–]Otistetrax 0 points1 point ago

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This is the worst of a very bad bunch.

[–]goodwithcomputr -5 points-4 points ago

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ew.

[–]banned_andeh -5 points-4 points ago

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The center of the pizza went Skrillex