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[–]dontmutemeplz 103 points104 points ago

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HAHA I GET IT. IT'S BECAUSE DARK CHOCOLATE LOWERS BLOOD PRESSURE AND CHOLESTROL AND THE GIRLS NEED TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET A STROKE AT AN EARLY YOUNG AGE.

[–]Dapwell 52 points53 points ago

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What a bold statement.

[–]JFoggers 2 points3 points ago

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Did you try and bold the word "bold" and italicise it by mistake?

[–]JFoggers 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit!

[–]ANAL_SHREDDING 7 points8 points ago

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Black people.

[–]MuddyVibrams -5 points-4 points ago

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Lol'd so hard at your ... bold ... comment.

[–]Andewz111 27 points28 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Not sure if intentional entendre or... 2coms 18pts 2mos WTF
Ladies... 5coms 27pts 4mos funny
All the ladies want him. 15coms 161pts 7mos funny
My sweet dark chocolate... 0coms 10pts 7mos pics
All the ladies want it 89coms 729pts 11mos funny
KING 5coms 108pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]jbeach403 11 points12 points ago

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Whoever posted this in WTF is the type of person who does not know what WTF means.

[–]thecreamofthecrop 5 points6 points ago

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Let's be be real here- its POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS, the guy knows everything

[–]thesomedude777 0 points1 point ago

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where's POTATO_IN_HIS_ANUS when you need him...

[–]stanfan114 0 points1 point ago

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Actually that series is drawn kiddie porn. I saw it on /b/ once. Most fuck-up thing I've ever seen.

[–]TagRingo 2 points3 points ago

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'KING' got me

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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linking straight to a chan

what the fuck are you doing

[–]KoreanTerran 18 points19 points ago

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Hey, are you I_RAPE_CATS? Can I just assume you are?

[–]agentidaho 10 points11 points ago

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Is it sad that my first thought was "but dark chocolate is bitter."?

[–]Kelphatron9000 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought too. I love dark chocolate, and only because it's not overwhelmingly sweet.

[–]IFartConfetti 6 points7 points ago

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This fucking guy.... He's everywhere.

[–]babyzeeps 5 points6 points ago

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I actually have him tagged as "is everywhere"

[–]I_wwebsite 0 points1 point ago

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With exciting new content!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Kony started at a young age.

[–]theoneandonlypeter 2 points3 points ago

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I demand you repost the paint depiction of your username

[–]xsparkyx 2 points3 points ago

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and perhaps some of his chocolate salty balls?

[–]Yzzie_Khaos174 1 point2 points ago

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He's up for simultaneous. (I hope someone a least gets this...)

[–]MyMentalJukebox 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit, you stole my line!

[–]All_Witty_Taken 2 points3 points ago

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YOU AGAIN!

[–]CaptainEZ 3 points4 points ago

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Good ol' Hero of reddit right here.

[–]Clown_Vomit 2 points3 points ago

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Potato, youre getting popular.

[–]HypocriteRacist 1 point2 points ago

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The "ladies" hate their Fathers with every fiber of their being.

[–]zombozo 1 point2 points ago

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POTATO YOU'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE !!!

[–]Damasticator 1 point2 points ago

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Only when he has time. Being in an anus is hard work.

[–]RapaciousMiscreant 1 point2 points ago

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"Heh heh heh...one at a time, lil' bitches."

[–]jrk08004 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, dark chocolate isn't sweet.

[–]drunk_otter 0 points1 point ago

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What you talkin' 'bout?

[–]ChaosRegiert 0 points1 point ago

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Tom is a true Mack Daddy.

Pimp, Tom, pimp.

[–]TheMadHatta 0 points1 point ago

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Ladies Love Cool Jack

[–]epsdelta 0 points1 point ago

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What the ladies don't know is that Jack's last name is Himoph.

[–]Dat_Wolf_Pack 0 points1 point ago

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Thankyou Potato_in_my_anus.

[–]Davey_Hogan 0 points1 point ago

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Geez... the name Jack is really taking off amongst blacks.......

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's positive racism so its ok.

[–]TheBoiledHam 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't dark chocolate generally bitter, not sweet?

[–]cheepo888 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for relevant username

[–]thesomedude777 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed wayyy to hard.

[–]archinet 0 points1 point ago

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I saw your user name before I clicked the link and I wasn't sure what to expect. Thanks for not disappointing POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS.

[–]arestheblue 0 points1 point ago

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Dark chocolate is not sweet.

[–]Fahnenweihe 0 points1 point ago

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Disgusting multiracial propaganda.

[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Not sure if intentional entendre or... 2coms 18pts 2mos WTF
Ladies... 5coms 27pts 4mos funny
All the ladies want him. 15coms 161pts 7mos funny
My sweet dark chocolate... 0coms 10pts 7mos pics
All the ladies want it 89coms 729pts 11mos funny
KING 5coms 108pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay