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[–]TravelingAce 8 points9 points ago

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Until I know someone a bit, I hate most people quite equally.

[–]Julicious[S] 0 points1 point ago

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That's the spirit!

[–]Dapwell 2 points3 points ago

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He hates me because I bought the wrong brand of cat food.

[–]saywhat181 2 points3 points ago

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Because fuck you, that's why.

[–]fatpeasant 1 point2 points ago

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He only hates you because he can't eat you... yet.

[–]denjin 1 point2 points ago

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That's speciest.

[–]makenzie71 2 points3 points ago

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I upvote because true for me.

[–]Initforthecats 2 points3 points ago

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He hates you because you're an asshole.

[–]omfghi2u 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't say cats hate, they are just the most apathetic creature.

[–]bodaciousbilly 0 points1 point ago

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Cats are fucking assholes and I hate them. Your downvotes will only ever reinforce my position.

[–]MichB1 0 points1 point ago

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I know zero people who hate anyone because they are atheist.

I know lots of people who roll eyes at those who constantly play the victim card.

[–]Julicious[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Don't take it wrong but why are you talking of atheism here?

[–]DeathByCarousel 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck cats anyways.

[–]mrpanosays 0 points1 point ago

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Can we get this to the front page?

This is exactly how I feel about cats and I deserve to have this expressed to the wider reddit community for all the cat posts they put up.

[–]Jithak 0 points1 point ago

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He hates you because I taught him to only love me. Oh wait... this was church...

[–]SmilinBob82 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about cats, but i have met some racist dogs...

[–]Curious_Comentator 0 points1 point ago

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Heh yeah my dog is racist, one time I was walking him past a couple of a couple of black guys sitting on a bench and he whined and scooted away. One of the guys was like "what did I do?"